Funny Quotes

"ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!"

palimadrablogger — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 08:36:00 -0400

“ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!”

"Windows had detected you do not have a keyboard. Press ‘F9” to continue."

palimadrablogger — Sun, 08 Jul 2012 16:05:31 -0400

“Windows had detected you do not have a keyboard. Press ‘F9” to continue.”

"Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should..."

palimadrablogger — Sun, 08 Jul 2012 07:58:01 -0400

“Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.”

"The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be."

palimadrablogger — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 15:59:16 -0400

“The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be.”

"The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval..."

palimadrablogger — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 08:01:31 -0400

“The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!””

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better..."

palimadrablogger — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 16:01:39 -0400

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”

"Everytime i time i touch my code, i give birth to ten new bugs"

palimadrablogger — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 07:51:02 -0400

“Everytime i time i touch my code, i give birth to ten new bugs”

"Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers"

palimadrablogger — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 15:59:04 -0400

“Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers”

"There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer"

palimadrablogger — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 07:57:54 -0400

“There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer”

"Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive"

palimadrablogger — Wed, 04 Jul 2012 16:00:41 -0400

“Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive”

"JUST SHUT UP AND REBOOT!!"

palimadrablogger — Wed, 04 Jul 2012 08:01:02 -0400

“JUST SHUT UP AND REBOOT!!”

"You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead"

palimadrablogger — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 15:58:51 -0400

“You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead”

"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the..."

palimadrablogger — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 08:02:19 -0400

“UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity”

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the..."

palimadrablogger — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 16:03:21 -0400

“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila”

"The good, the bad and the ugly Unix, Linux and Windows"

palimadrablogger — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 07:54:29 -0400

“The good, the bad and the ugly
Unix, Linux and Windows”

"I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code"

palimadrablogger — Sun, 01 Jul 2012 15:56:59 -0400

“I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code”

"In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?"

palimadrablogger — Sun, 01 Jul 2012 08:02:07 -0400

“In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?”

"Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you"

palimadrablogger — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 15:56:15 -0400

“Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you”

"I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly"

palimadrablogger — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 08:01:41 -0400

“I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly”

"If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0"

palimadrablogger — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 15:57:50 -0400

“If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0”