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THIS IS HILARIOUS! Humanga Stache Dog Toy: The Spoon Sisters -...

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:25:57 -0500

THIS IS HILARIOUS!

Humanga Stache Dog Toy: The Spoon Sisters - Great Gifts Opening Everywhere

DO WANT. Community Design #37 : Mozilla Community Store

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:13:36 -0500

DO WANT.

Community Design #37 : Mozilla Community Store

peterwknox: mdfsmash: An open letter to Stephen Colbert from...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:52:46 -0500

peterwknox:

mdfsmash:

An open letter to Stephen Colbert from Miracle Whip, as seen in this morning’s amNewYork:

Dear Mr. Colbert,

Recently on your show, you tapped into a sore spot in our nation’s psyche: the eternal struggle between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. And surprisingly, for a man of your impeccable intellect, you’ve chosen the wrong side. A side doomed to a painful, drawn-out, utter and complete defeat. Like the Plantagenets in the Hundred Years’ War. Or whichever on was the cat in “Tom and Jerry.”

Mr. Colbert, we found your attacks a little harsh, occasionally funny, and at times, wholly inaccurate (for the record, our target is 18-35, not 34). But unlike most advertisers who are so mayo, who would back down at the slightest whiff of controversy, and pull their advertising from not just your show but from your entire network and all its sister entities – we intend to do the opposite.

On Thursday, November 12, we will dominate the airspace on your show. With every commercial break, your viewers will be exposed to hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry. You will see our legion of (as you call them) “mayonay-sayers” snarfing sandwiches topped with our one-of-a-kind flavor in a very cool and totally hip way. They will be in your face and massively dope. It goes without saying, they WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN. And you will begin to see the soft, bland white walls of the mayo empire begin to collapse under the weight of its own whipped-egg pretentiousness.

Think about it, Mr. Colbert. In a sense, we will own you.

We’re on a mission. We’re taking no prisoners.

We’re raising Hell, man.

THE BOLD MARKETING TEAM AT MIRACLE WHIP

That’s marketing, man.

Rise up, Miracle Whip nation! WAY better than icky mayo any day!

Crossed off the "I've Experienced That" list

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:24:54 -0500

Living/dealing with a leaky ceiling due to a shower-related issue. This is crazy. Fortunately I...

Breakfast time for Mr. Fatty via www.nataliedee.com

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:26:44 -0500

Breakfast time for Mr. Fatty

via www.nataliedee.com

To commemorate Veterans’ Day, here are some overjoyed dogs greeting returning soldiers.

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:17:36 -0500

To commemorate Veterans’ Day, here are some overjoyed dogs greeting returning soldiers.:...

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen - Penguin Group (USA) I got...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:42:25 -0500

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen - Penguin Group (USA)

I got this edition of Pride and Prejudice on Saturday. Really glad it’s mine! My omnibus of P&P, Sense & Sensibility, and Emma is falling apart, so I’m splurging on some really nice editions :)

Keyboard Cat's Greatest Hits

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:41:36 -0500

Keyboard Cat's Greatest Hits: playhimoffkeyboardcat: Fatso’s first album, titled “Keyboard Cat’s...

I am so relieved my dog isn’t the only female dog in the...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:41:22 -0500

I am so relieved my dog isn’t the only female dog in the world who likes to hump boys. A famous internet pup does it, too!

Business time | dooce®

jaclynday: I’m not a big fan of lipstick. It goops, it runs,...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:52:05 -0500

jaclynday:

I’m not a big fan of lipstick. It goops, it runs, it looks heavy. I’ve tried high-end brands and low-end brands. Some are okay, but I’ve never fallen in love.

But, it’s a quandary: how do you get great, rich color without lipstick? Gloss doesn’t have near the staying power.

The solution is a really amazing lip stain, and I’ve found it: Cover Girl’s Outlast Lipstain. It’s about $8-9 and comes in a bevy of really gorgeous colors.

I’m partial to Teasing Blush: the perfect shade of red/pink that stays on my lips for hours. I applied the stain yesterday at 4 p.m. and it was still going strong at 11 p.m.

The biggest complaint about lip stains is that they are too drying, but after the stain sets on your lips, simply touch them up with a bit of Carmex for moisture.

P.S. One note about lipstains: they’ll appear much, much darker on your lips than the color you see on the packaging/samples.

I love how this one is pretty much a felt tip marker you can use on your face. It’s nice how these give you color a little more naturally than the various longwear liquid lipsticks.

Belated bday gift for me (via APinkSquirrel) My roommate’s...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:14:38 -0500

Belated bday gift for me (via APinkSquirrel)

My roommate’s ironic (belated) birthday gift to me.

To be perfectly honest, it’s actually pretty comfy. (Blast!)

Snuggies also inexplicably have pockets. Seriously, what am I going to use a pocket in my Snuggie for?

weather on halloween vs my costume « GraphJam: Music and...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:44:08 -0400

weather on halloween vs my costume « GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them.

Too true. This year I’m wearing a cold-weather appropriate costume and it’s above average temps out. WTF. I was hoping to laugh at the chicks in their skimpy outfits while being warm. Bummer!

Ghost Dogs (via cheezburger) This is too cute. I wish I could...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:36:26 -0400

Ghost Dogs (via cheezburger)

This is too cute. I wish I could train my dog to carry things in her mouth.

Oh hey it’s a Ghostbuster’s Remix. Love this.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:29:37 -0400

Oh hey it’s a Ghostbuster’s Remix. Love this.

Happy Halloween!

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:55:58 -0400

Happy Halloween!

topherchris: 3-2-1 Contact opening This theme song is burned...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:41:42 -0400

topherchris:

3-2-1 Contact opening

This theme song is burned into my brain from years of quality edutainment.

Automatic childhood favorite reblog!

And obligatory old geezer comment: Kids these days don’t have TV like we used to! We were EDUCATED by TV! SCIENCE educated! SCIENCE IS AWESOME.

Livestock Transportation Fail « FAIL Blog: Epic Fail...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:29:51 -0400

Livestock Transportation Fail « FAIL Blog: Epic Fail Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments

Holy canolli.

silly humans think this is a slipper… « Loldogs, Dogs ‘n’...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:01:39 -0400

silly humans think this is a slipper… « Loldogs, Dogs ‘n’ Puppy Dog Pictures – I Has A Hotdog!

Adorable.

I made French Onion Soup on Sunday. Soup-er (couldn’t help...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:06:27 -0400

Thinly slice 4 medium onions, add to pot

Cook on med/low stirring occasionally

Till nicely brown & caramelized

Add 4 cans beef broth, wooster, S+P

Simmer for about 30 minutes

Toast bread, and place in ramekin

Ladle in soup and top with provolone

Broil till cheese is bubbly

Enjoy!

I made French Onion Soup on Sunday. Soup-er (couldn’t help myself) easy and delicious.

Serves 4

1/4 c. butter
4 Medium onions
4 cans low-sodium beef broth
Worcestershire (wooster) sauce to taste (I used 5 dashes)
Salt and pepper to taste
4 thick slices french bread
4 tbsp shredded parmesan
8 slices provolone

Squirrel Store -Wildlife Gifts, Rehab Supplies and Largest Squirrel Gift Line on the Internet

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:00:05 -0400

Squirrel Store -Wildlife Gifts, Rehab Supplies and Largest Squirrel Gift Line on the Internet: Oh....