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</description><title>The SpiteShow</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @spiteshow)</generator><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/</link><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/tumblspite" type="application/rss+xml" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" /><item><title>(via topherchris)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt17kkWICE1qz4u07o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://topherchris.com/" target="_blank"&gt;topherchris&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/6__jebLKhvc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/242604957</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/242604957</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:54:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I knew it!</title><description>Mike T: woohoo&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Mike T: i'm trying the pedobear client&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Mike T: i mean jabbear&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
TJ: haha&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
TJ: i knew it!&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/e6SYA1-KbFg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/234978097</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/234978097</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:25:55 -0500</pubDate><category>mike t</category><category>myfriendispedobear</category></item><item><title>marco:

Today’s xkcd Geocities-tribute redesign is historically...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks4lessE1r1qz4rgro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.marco.org/223849425" target="_blank"&gt;marco&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today’s xkcd Geocities-tribute redesign is historically accurate down to the smallest details.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/0VryULWKCeY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/223955263</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/223955263</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:54:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Version 1 is now live!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The project I’ve been heading up with EFS has finally gone live.  Brand new PHP5 platform that is easily extend-able and maintainable; not to mention pretty fucking fast.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We’ve had plenty of obstacles to navigate, but finally - it is done and live.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’m pretty proud of what my team and I put together.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/_2mjLKSuQpM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/221227884</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/221227884</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:17:39 -0400</pubDate><category>php5</category><category>live</category><category>meteor</category></item><item><title>Cable or Fios</title><description>&lt;p&gt;My cable connection seems to get slower and slower…I’m starting to think it is time to make the jump to Fios&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/J3HRC6I9cjw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/217734550</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/217734550</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:55:25 -0400</pubDate><category>comcast blows</category><category>fios</category></item><item><title>marco:


Verizon’s new ad: iDon’t.

Well, now it’s definite:...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YlpDZzW0BWo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YlpDZzW0BWo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.marco.org/217268860" target="_blank"&gt;marco&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Verizon’s new ad: &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlpDZzW0BWo" target="_blank"&gt;iDon’t&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Well, now it’s definite: there won’t be a Verizon iPhone for a &lt;em&gt;long&lt;/em&gt; time, if ever. Verizon is clearly investing heavily in Android instead, presumably because they can exert much more control over the software and devices for their own promotional, branding, and add-on revenue priorities.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Indeed, &lt;a href="http://www.marco.org/207058863" target="_blank"&gt;nothing has changed&lt;/a&gt; at Verizon.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’m interested to see how much more “open” their Droid™ devices are than the iPhone. Verizon’s known for being open, permissive, and developer-friendly, right?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/3m-kKOVPaJ8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/217313626</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/217313626</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:43:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Great clip of Chris Rock on Leno, where Rock talks about Roman...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/9ShjrMEYWoRd3dYOue2N9Q/1143/1290/i1292" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/9ShjrMEYWoRd3dYOue2N9Q/1143/1290/i1292" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Great clip of Chris Rock on Leno, where Rock talks about Roman Polanski.  Very funny; it’s great watch Leno try and keep up with an actual funny guy&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/_JpG6pL2mZo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/212977410</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/212977410</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:57:45 -0400</pubDate><category>chris rock</category><category>roman polanski</category><category>video</category><category>leno</category></item><item><title>topherchris:

I think I have H1N1.



Topherchris says he thinks he has H1N1 in a post, and members...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://topherchris.com/post/212868030/i-think-i-have-h1n1" target="_blank"&gt;topherchris&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;I think I have H1N1.&lt;/blockquote&gt;



&lt;p&gt;Topherchris says he thinks he has H1N1 in a post, and members of the Tumblr community ‘like’ the post.  Evil :P&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/VwEvAWQhZFc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/212885218</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/212885218</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:34:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"The problem with SEO is that the good advice is obvious, the rest doesn’t work, and it’s poisoning..."</title><description>“The problem with SEO is that the good advice is obvious, the rest doesn’t work, and it’s poisoning the web.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://powazek.com/posts/2090" target="_blank"&gt;Derek Powazek&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://www.marco.org/" target="_blank"&gt;marco&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/C2UpvKYxi_E" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/212162226</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/212162226</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:07:48 -0400</pubDate><category>seo reblog</category></item><item><title>maniacalrage:


Columbus Day (via sarahcooley)

This is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krdbgh7hFJ1qa1kf9o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://log.maniacalrage.net/post/211400974/columbus-day-via-sarahcooley-this-is-perfect" target="_blank"&gt;maniacalrage&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Columbus Day&lt;/b&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://sarahcooley.tumblr.com/post/211315261/evangotlib-soupsoup-sweetcaroline" target="_blank"&gt;sarahcooley&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is perfect.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/JZaGNTjiT4Y" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/211509566</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/211509566</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:56:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>david:

LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING COSTUMES (via emil)</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1715915&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1715915&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.davidslog.com/209064053/look-at-all-these-fucking-costumes" target="_blank"&gt;david&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING COSTUMES (via &lt;a href="http://emilgh.tumblr.com/post/208805658/oh-crap-halloween-is-coming" target="_blank"&gt;emil&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/fN1bUslR3nw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/209506775</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/209506775</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 16:43:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Patrick the debugger</title><description>TJ: the good thing about Patrick is he does some strange shit, and catches the odd bugs&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
TJ: I'll make sure he creates a ticket&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Reha: you certainly can save an address with 123 and another country&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Reha: which, for all we know, could be a valid postal code there&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
TJ: yep&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Reha: I'll track down some info over the weekend and we can talk about international addresses tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Reha: haha, Monday I mean&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
TJ: you already volunteered for tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
TJ: I have it logged!&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Reha: noooooooo&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/os5sthgRW3Y" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/208709429</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/208709429</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:40:39 -0400</pubDate><category>work</category><category>chat</category></item><item><title>Steve's Anit-Mac / Pro Window Rant</title><description>&lt;a href="http://revampedcynicism.blogspot.com/2009/10/why-microsoft-is-better-than-mac.html"&gt;Steve's Anit-Mac / Pro Window Rant&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Some of my friends hate Macs so much they make some odd arguments.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I like Steve, really I do, but this post is crazy&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/Xq7qRplm5aA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/206719445</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/206719445</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 10:17:43 -0400</pubDate><category>friend</category><category>mac</category><category>windows</category></item><item><title>What happened to LAMP?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I look at some of these emails I get from people on LinkedIn talking about LAMP positions they are trying to fill, and it would appear the LAMP acronym has turned into a word describing developers who use anything other than Microsoft based languages.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I can see Python and Perl getting crowbared  into the definition, at least they start with the letter ‘P’ but when did Ruby On Rails get added to the wonderful world of LAMP?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Listen, LAMP for me means: Linux, Apache, MySQL and PHP&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Stop messing with my acronyms, get your own!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/3bCwzUxQ48c" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/205892255</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/205892255</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:30:04 -0400</pubDate><category>lamp</category><category>ror</category><category>php</category></item><item><title>"Other than poor performance, memory consumption, and crashiness, though, Flash is well-regarded."</title><description>“Other than poor performance, memory consumption, and crashiness, though, Flash is well-regarded.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://daringfireball.net/linked/2009/10/05/flash-smartphones" target="_blank"&gt;John Gruber&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://www.marco.org/" target="_blank"&gt;marco&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don’t mean to keep rebloging anti-Adobe posts, but I find a agree with them. Say what you will though, I do feel like I need to finally give in and seriously consider reading these my Flash books…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/1xPjlE0VdRc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/205883703</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/205883703</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:14:14 -0400</pubDate><category>flash</category><category>adobe</category></item><item><title>"Adobe can barely write Objective-C apps themselves. We’re still waiting for an update to CS4 that..."</title><description>“Adobe can barely write Objective-C apps themselves. We’re still waiting for an update to CS4 that makes it not crash when you move the mouse too fast. You really want to trust them to manage your memory, translate your code and keep up with Apple’s SDK? Let me know how that works out for you.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://jeffrock.com/post/205303852/on-authoring-iphone-apps-via-flash-cs5" target="_blank"&gt;Jeff Rock: On Authoring iPhone Apps via Flash CS5&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;a href="http://blog.davebc.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Chartier&lt;/a&gt; beat me to quoting it) (via &lt;a href="http://www.marco.org/" target="_blank"&gt;marco&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/IODF_iYmbeg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/205338704</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/205338704</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:51:12 -0400</pubDate><category>adobe</category><category>apple</category><category>iphone</category></item><item><title>Coda VS TextMate</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’ve been trying to like TextMate but I can’t really get over the lack of autocomplete for PHP.  I am sure some where there is bundle for it, I just haven’t found it yet. Coda has been much better in terms of PHP support, but there is something about TextMate that keeps me coming back to try again…&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Every once in awhile I’ll fire up Zend IDE for old time’s sake&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/OckXZZUrjaY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/204218930</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/204218930</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 10:38:05 -0400</pubDate><category>ide</category><category>php</category><category>editor</category><category>textmate</category><category>coda</category></item><item><title>david:

DEMOCRATIC SUPER MAJORITY.  And Jon Stewart calls Chuck...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:250804" width="400" height="316" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.davidslog.com/202545280/democratic-super-majority" target="_blank"&gt;david&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;DEMOCRATIC SUPER MAJORITY.  And Jon Stewart calls Chuck Schumer a “fucking idiot”.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/xi0i3vhdF5s" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/202557649</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/202557649</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 09:04:04 -0400</pubDate><category>jon stewart</category><category>politics</category><category>funny</category></item><item><title>New slogan ideas</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.marco.org/201831806" target="_blank"&gt;marco&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Democratic Party: Depressingly Ineffective.™&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Democratic Party: We Won’t Put Up Much Of A Fight.™&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Democratic Party: Wait, We Won?™&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Democratic Party: We’ll Forgive Our Opponents Repeatedly So You Don’t Have To.™&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Democratic Party: Defeat You Can Believe In.™&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Democratic Party: How Much More Of A Majority And Public Support Do We Need To Get Anything Done?™&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/umBJYGIVNjo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/201855574</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/201855574</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:34:00 -0400</pubDate><category>funny</category><category>democratic party</category></item><item><title>topherchris:


(via hellaposer)

(Photo by Noah Kalina.)




I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqstqbWlaz1qz99y7o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://topherchris.com/post/201123346/via-hellaposer-photo-by-noah-kalina" target="_blank"&gt;topherchris&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://hellaposer.com/" target="_blank"&gt;hellaposer&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(Photo by &lt;a href="http://blog.noahkalina.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Noah Kalina&lt;/a&gt;.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;



&lt;p&gt;I tried to turn this into a clever ‘this is why I want to work at Tumblr’ reblog, but I couldn’t do it without sounding like I was gay for Topherchris or expecting to be &lt;i&gt;given&lt;/i&gt; a boner…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tumblspite/~4/YaZcF3wLpxo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/201170564</link><guid>http://www.thespiteshow.com/post/201170564</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:43:22 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
