http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama Twitter updates from Lisa Smith / stretchmarkmama. en-us 40 Twitter/Stretchmarkmamahttp://feedburner.google.com stretchmarkmama: RT @JesusNeedsNewPR: Jennifer Holliday might have been on AmericanIdol, but her mouth was on Dancing With the Stars. It could have its o ... Thu, 24 May 2012 04:41:56 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/205518975390597120 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/205518975390597120 web stretchmarkmama: RT @homeschoolcurr: How so many people end up homeschooling: and loving it. http://t.co/ChHDWQpw Wed, 23 May 2012 05:02:48 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/205161839150104576 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/205161839150104576 web stretchmarkmama: @Lynselstevens I'm telling you. Having a silly boy around is one of the biggest blessings of life. No matter the age. :) Thu, 08 Dec 2011 23:33:55 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/144922687305809920 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/144922687305809920 web stretchmarkmama: You know you've got a boy in the house when the first response to a spill is to border it off with tape. Thu, 08 Dec 2011 23:27:13 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/144920998788075520 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/144920998788075520 web stretchmarkmama: "Any, any, tober, five." Was the Jingle Fairy sick on that day, or what? Tue, 18 Oct 2011 18:06:15 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/126358443304034304 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/126358443304034304 web stretchmarkmama: @MaryLUE I've been stuck trying to spell Pinnnnoooccccchhhhio for a month. Still haven't got it right. Tue, 18 Oct 2011 03:06:24 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/126131988993294336 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/126131988993294336 web stretchmarkmama: @justanotherdayk I stopped getting older at age 27. :D Tue, 18 Oct 2011 01:37:09 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/126109529984339968 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/126109529984339968 web stretchmarkmama: You know what's better than bagged iceberg salad? Bagged iceberg salad that's been frozen in the fridge. Tue, 18 Oct 2011 01:18:25 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/126104816211607552 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/126104816211607552 web stretchmarkmama: @GlennHair3 I'm going to blink and my boy will be 20. I just know it. The first few years were sloooooowww...but then. Yikes. Mon, 17 Oct 2011 21:17:16 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/126044127707152384 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/126044127707152384 web stretchmarkmama: My boy turns 10 today. I'm celebrating that I've aged only one year to his ten. #denial Mon, 17 Oct 2011 21:12:32 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/126042937166532608 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/126042937166532608 web stretchmarkmama: @FrontAve There must be a mysterious six-nanosecond moment in time where the pear is perfect, then. Fri, 14 Oct 2011 20:10:15 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/124940096876199937 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/124940096876199937 web stretchmarkmama: Just how long does a pear take to ripen? Six years? Fri, 14 Oct 2011 19:44:23 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/124933590592131072 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/124933590592131072 web stretchmarkmama: @JimVining Oh, Jim. I'm so sorry about your Mom. http://t.co/IPOBoIp9 Tue, 11 Oct 2011 17:33:05 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/123813381093343232 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/123813381093343232 web stretchmarkmama: @goaliej54 Thanks! It was a fun event. #pdx Mon, 10 Oct 2011 05:59:50 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/123276532562141184 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/123276532562141184 web stretchmarkmama: Went to the Locks of Love event today at www.avedapdx.com -- I joined 225 other women donating hair! http://t.co/xy6YYTyi Mon, 10 Oct 2011 03:15:53 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/123235274212900865 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/123235274212900865 web stretchmarkmama: @KathyJcrew Hey, my grocery already washes my carrot packages at the store! So convenient! #sarcasm Thu, 06 Oct 2011 18:55:31 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/122022189246590976 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/122022189246590976 web stretchmarkmama: "Has Mom seemed especially angry lately?" "No, just a regular amount of angry." @TheMiddle_ABC Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:40:28 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/121791910594621441 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/121791910594621441 web stretchmarkmama: @FrontAve Guess they honestly don't want Honest Tea. Tue, 04 Oct 2011 20:45:56 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/121325202092195840 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/121325202092195840 web stretchmarkmama: @whidbeygretchen She has enough personality to wear them, too. No sissy pastel specs for her! Tue, 04 Oct 2011 04:42:42 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/121082792611299329 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/121082792611299329 web stretchmarkmama: @GlennHair3 Thanks! I'm starting to settle down after a very crazy summer / early fall. Tue, 04 Oct 2011 03:46:14 +0000 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/121068583982862336 http://twitter.com/stretchmarkmama/statuses/121068583982862336 web