All the great robots envy human emotions, but I bet if the where to get them they’d be all like “This feels terrible. Is THIS is what you’ve been romantizising this whole time? What’s wrong with you people!? This clearly causes more trouble than it’s worth!”

Something that’ll always stay cold and detached is Twogag Facebook page.

I donate all my karma points to the needy.
There’s more than one way to beat the system!

The Twogag Facebook page doesn’t need your karma scores. It’s your eternal soul it’s after.

The problem with friends is their screwed up reward systems.
If I’ve earned the prestigious title of “your best friend” then why would you ask me to help you move? I don’t understand why I’m being punished!

Something that’ll never ask you to help it move is the Twogag Facebook page.
But it’ll punish you in other creative ways.

Incidentally this test is also good for answering “How do I know if I’ll make a good webcomicker?”

Penises aren’t encouraged on the Twogag Facebook page. But it’s not discouraged either.
Don’t make me create a rule.

Sometimes words are redundant. I for instance can communicate all my basic needs to my girlfriend by a series of differently pitched grunts.

Words are unfortunately needed for me to verbally force the Twogag Facebook page into your lives.

I this possibly based on a real life event?
No, it isn’t.
It’s based on countless real life events.

Something that isn’t based on reality is the Twogag Facebook page.
How does that make sense? It doesn’t have to, it’s not a real thing!

I’ve never really been on a bad date, because ya know, it’s a date with me.
It’s easy to rise above the expectations.

I’m all about managing peoples expectations. That’s why the Twogag Facebook page is such a dump!

If I had a time machine I’d go back in time and force previous versions of myself to do the work they procrastinated onto me!

Liking the Twogag Facebook page isn’t going to make your life any happier. I dunno why you would even think a crazy thing like that.

My name being Rickard other kids used to tease me by calling me “Picard”. But I just thought that was kinda cool.
Until I found out it’s the name of some bald nerd with a gay spaceship!

The original plan with my Facebook page was to create a small army to overthrow the establishment. But it turns out people don’t overthrow stuff just because I make a Facebook post telling them they should.
So now I mostly just post my strips on there.

Testing mattresses is just a hobby of mine right now, but one day I might go pro.

But the worst job by far is the poor people I hired to be Twogag Facebook page testers.
those people got it bad.