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Are We There Yet? 20 Terrific Travel Jokes to Survive Your Next Family Trip

Kim — Thu, 11 Jun 2026 00:53:29 +0000

These funny travel jokes are sure to make the miles go faster on your next adventure. Get my free 2 page printable to save and share.

As many of us head out on summer adventures, your plans may include travel.

If you’ve ever loaded up the trunk for a long-haul family road trip, watched your perfectly organized packing strategy immediately collapse under a mountain of loose snack wrappers and stray shoes, and heard the first chorus of “Are we there yet?” before you even cleared the city limits, you know that summer travel is its own unique adventure.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

Multiple readers have requested the next set of kid friendly jokes be all about travel.

As we cruise into the sun-drenched days of summer, families, road-trippers, and vacationers everywhere are jumping headfirst into an active, on-the-go lifestyle.

Trading the daily school-year routine for airport terminals, winding highways, and cozy hotel rooms is the ultimate seasonal rite of passage.

But as any parent or seasoned explorer knows, navigating the reality of summer travel—from bumper-to-bumper interstate gridlock to flight delays and luggage cart traffic jams—requires a serious amount of patience and a quick way to break the tension.

That is exactly where a pocketful of high-energy, vacation-ready wit comes to the rescue.

Travel isn’t just about checking off destinations and mapping out itineraries; it’s the absolute perfect backdrop for classic, squeaky-clean comedy.

A perfectly timed, lighthearted pun can instantly rescue a tedious wait at the baggage claim, distract an impatient back-seat passenger during a long stretch of highway, or a wait during check in at your chosen hotel.

After all, the best summer memories aren’t built on rigid schedules or flawless logistics—they’re built on the shared chuckles, the unexpected detours, and those easy, breezy moments that keep everyone smiling from departure to arrival.

Today, we are opening up the ultimate travel playbook and serving up a premium collection of travel jokes officially certified to upgrade your journey.

So, buckle your seatbelt, adjust your mirrors, and get ready for a first-class ticket to big laughs—it’s time to find out why a little bit of travel humor is exactly what you need to keep your content and your family operating at peak performance all summer long!

Travel Jokes

Share these fun jokes with your favorite travel companions.

One time, I tripped walking through Paris. Eiffel over.
I used to have some good airplane jokes. But they just couldn’t get off the ground.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel? It has good broom service.
Man gets hit by a rental car. Said it Hertz.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing Taxi’s
Where do hamsters go on vacation? Hamsterdam.
What’s a pirate’s favorite country to travel to? Arrrgentina.
Why are mountains the funniest place to travel? They’re hill areas.
What do you call an airplane that flies backward? A receding jet-line.
Where do sheep go on vacation? To the baaaaaahamas.
Can you buy a ticket today for a trip to the moon? Sorry. The moon is full right now.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation? The Leaning Tower of Pizza!
Why did the airplane get sent to its room? It had a bad altitude!
When getting on the bus I turned to my kids and said. Don’t just stand there, Bus to move!
Where do cows go on vacation? Moo York.
Why did the train eat a clock? It wanted to stay right on schedule!
Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They’d get called for traveling!
Why did the airplane engine hum? Because it didn’t know the words!
Why didn’t the elephant carry a suitcase? He already had a trunk!
How do rabbits travel on vacation? By hare-plane.
Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland.
What sound does a bouncing airplane make? Boeing!

More Travel Jokes

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Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Check-In to Laughs: 20 Hilarious Hotel Jokes to Brighten Your Next Stay

Kim — Wed, 10 Jun 2026 13:49:46 +0000

Check into big laughs with these hilarious hotel jokes! Get the free 2 page printable to save and share!

Getting ready for a summer trip and need some fun laughs to share along the way?

Many of us travel during the summer when the kids are out of school and keeping them entertained on the road, in the air or at the hotel can be a challenge.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

With summer vacations in full swing, I’ve had many requests for travel jokes, including hotels.

Trading the daily grind for a room with crisp sheets and a pool view is the ultimate way to embrace the freedom of summer.

That is exactly where a pocketful of five-star hospitality wit comes to the rescue. The world of hotels, motels, and luxury resorts isn’t just about key cards and continental breakfasts; it’s the absolute perfect backdrop for classic, lighthearted comedy.

A perfectly timed, squeaky-clean travel pun can instantly liven up a slow check-in queue, rescue a rainy afternoon in a cramped double-queen room, or serve as the perfect punchline during your stay.

After all, the best summer memories aren’t just built on flawless itineraries or perfect room upgrades—they’re built on the shared chuckles over the tiny shampoo bottles, the pool-deck giggles, and those easy, breezy moments that make the journey just as fun as the destination.

Today, we are opening the doors to a premium, luggage-cart-loaded collection of Hotel Jokes that are officially certified to upgrade your day. We aren’t going to leave you waiting in the lobby for the punchlines.

So, grab your room key, leave your bags with the concierge, and get ready for a premier stay—it’s time to find out why a little bit of hotel humor is exactly what your next overnight adventure needs.

Hotel Jokes

Share these fun hotel inspired jokes during your next stay.

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop!
Why was the hotel always calm? It had a lot of suite dreams.
Why don’t hotels ever get lonely? They’re always booked
Why was the hotel pool a great listener? It could handle deep conversations.
What do you call a hotel for cows? A Moo-tel.
What kind of dreams do hotels have? Suite Dreams.
What’s a hotel’s favorite game? Hide and sheet!
What is a hotel’s favorite holiday? Inn-dependence Day.
What is a hotel’s favorite game? Hide and Suite.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Suite. Suite who? Suite dreams, you’re checked in already.
Why was the hotel mattress so wise? It supported everyone’s dreams.
Why did the hotel manager bring a ladder? Because he wanted to take hospitality to the next level!
Why did the room key feel important? It always opened doors.
What’s the best thing about hotel breakfast? It’s cereal-ously good.
Why was the hotel so popular with ghosts? It offered boo-tique rooms.
Why did the hotel open a bakery? They wanted more dough.
Why did the hotel get a gold medal? For outstanding inn-itiative.
A man goes to the front desk and says, “I forgot what room I’m in.” The receptionist replied, “This is the lobby.”
What is the last hotel joke? “I’d tell you, but I’ve already checked out!”

More Travel Jokes

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These awesome airplane jokes are terminal-ly funny.

Order up these funny restaurant jokes for a side of laughter.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Serving Up Laughs: 20 Hilarious Tennis Jokes and Court-Side Puns

Kim — Mon, 08 Jun 2026 18:54:07 +0000

Serve up tremendous laughs with these terrific tennis jokes and puns. Get the free printable to save and share.

Do you or your favorite tennis player want to serve up some spectacular laughs the next time you are on the court?

If so, a volley of tennis inspired laughs might just be what you are looking for!

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

The next addition to my kid-friendly jokes collection is all about tennis.

Tennis isn’t just a game of precision, endurance, and strategic lobs; it’s the ultimate inspiration for classic, squeaky-clean comedy.

A perfectly timed pun can instantly rescue a tense car ride home after a tough tiebreaker, break the ice during a youth camp huddle, or serve as the perfect punchy line at practice.

After all, the best summer sports memories aren’t just built on perfect serves or championship trophies—they’re built on the shared chuckles, the cold sports drinks on the bench, and those lighthearted moments that keep everyone smiling until the final whistle blows.

Today, we are stepping right up to the baseline and serving up a premium, ace-worthy collection of tennis jokes that are officially certified to smash boredom to pieces.

So, adjust your sun visor, grab your favorite racket, and get ready to return some serious laughs—it’s time to find out why a little bit of tennis humor is exactly what you need to keep your content and your family operating at peak summer performance!

Tennis Jokes

Share these fun jokes with your tennis fans.

Why shouldn’t you play tennis in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Have you ever heard of quiet tennis? It’s the same as regular tennis, but without the racket.
My local sports store is having a tennis ball sale. First come, first served.
Why is a tennis match such a noisy game? Because everyone raises a racket.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
How can you tell if a tennis player is happy? If they’re bouncing around the court!
I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players. The servers are currently down.
Why did the tennis coach go to jail? Because he kept giving racket advice!
My wife said to me, “I can think of 14 other reasons to leave you, besides your obsession with tennis!” I replied, “That’s 15 love!”
Where did the tennis players go on their date? The tennis ball.
Why did the man decide to buy nine rackets? Because tennis too many.
Why aren’t fish good tennis players? They are afraid of the net.
Why was the tennis club’s website down? They had problems with their server.
What comes before tennis? Nine-is.
Why do tennis players like vending machines? They don’t have to wait to be served.
Did you hear they invented a new version of tennis that’s supposed to be harder? It’s called elevennis.
What do you serve but not eat? A tennis ball.
Where do ghosts play tennis? On a tennis corpse!
What was the celebrity tennis player’s favorite city? Volleywood!

More Fun Sports Jokes

You will love these family friendly sports jokes. Print them today!

Score some points with your team with our favorite soccer jokes.

Knock it out of the park with these funny baseball jokes for kids and adults.

These football jokes are fun for the whole family.

These basketball jokes are a certain slam dunk with laughs.

We’re not pucking around — these hockey jokes score big laughs!

You will serve up big laughs with these funny volleyball jokes.

These funny bowling jokes are right up your alley.

These swimming jokes are sure to make a splash.

Tee up some laughs with these funny golf jokes.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Berry Funny: 20 Silly Strawberry Jokes to Brighten Your Day

Kim — Mon, 08 Jun 2026 15:15:18 +0000

These silly strawberry jokes are berry funny! Get the free 2 page joke printable to save and share with your family and friends.

Looking for some berry good laughs?

I have you covered on Two Kids and a Coupon!

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

Food jokes are always a top request, and my next set of kid friendly jokes is all about the sweet strawberry.

The humble strawberry isn’t just a delicious summer staple; it’s the ultimate inspiration for classic, squeaky-clean comedy.

A perfectly timed berry pun can instantly rescue a tense sunscreen-application standoff, bring a burst of high-energy fun to a backyard barbecue, or serve as the perfect punchy line to help lighten someone’s mood.

Today, we are rising to the occasion and serving up a premium, radiant collection of strawberry jokes that are officially certified to brighten your day.

Part of my collection of funny food jokes, you will love this clean collection of laughs that is suitable for all ages.

So, grab your favorite sun hat, find a comfortable spot in the shade, and get ready to shine—it’s time to find out why a little bit of berry good humor is exactly what you need

Strawberry Jokes

Share these fun strawberry inspired jokes with your family and friends.

What do you call a strawberry in a race? A jam-pion.
How do fruits drink juice? Through a straw-berry.
Why did the strawberry sit in the front row? It wanted to be the first to get picked.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? A straw-berry.
Did you hear about the crash involving a truck carrying strawberries? IIt caused a real traffic jam!
What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Strawberry gobbler.
How do you fix a broken strawberry? With a strawberry patch.
What did the strawberry say to its crush? I’m berry fond of you
What do you call it when a strawberry robs a bank? A strobery.
How do you make a strawberry shake? Tell it a scary story!
How else do you make a strawberry shake? You put it in the freezer!
What do you call a strawberry that uses bad words? Berry Rude.
What do you call strawberries playing the guitar? A jam session.
Why did the strawberry win the race? Because it was berry fast.
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Berry. Berry who? Berry nice to meet you!
Why did the strawberry shortcake go to school? To become a berry smart dessert.
What is a strawberry’s favorite subject? Chemis-berry.
What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren’t so sweet we wouldn’t be in this jam.
What do you call a strawberry in winter? A brrr-berry.
What did the strawberry say before robbing a house? “Hands up, this is a stroberry.”

More Fun Fruit Jokes

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Orange you glad we have these berry funny fruit jokes?

You will love this collection of a-peel-ing apple jokes.

Your sides will split with laughter with these funny banana jokes for kids and adults.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Fun Coloring Pages, Activities and Recipes

Don’t miss our other fun related activities and food for all ages.

Enjoy some coloring cuteness with these free kawaii fruit coloring pages.

These painted strawberry rocks help keep your berries safe and are a fun project to make.

This easy strawberry fudge is a fun treat to make for Valentine’s Day or any time!

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Spot on Trend: How to Bake the Perfect Individual Dot Cakes at Home

Kim — Mon, 08 Jun 2026 02:50:17 +0000

These cute mini dot cakes are sure to hit the spot at your next gathering. Find out how to make them!

Making cute cakes or cupcakes doesn’t have to be complicated!

These delicious desserts are a must have for many occasions, and you may want to make them at home to save time and save money.

This summer I will be sharing lots of fun ideas on how to make creative cupcakes and cakes at home on a budget.

My recent princess cake recipe has been a huge hit and my next easy cake is a viral sensation on reels and Tik Tok.

Known as dot cakes, these miniature cakes are baked in small pans for individual servings that all ages can enjoy.

Easy to bake, they are also easy to decorate! Merely frost the cupcakes and then top with your favorite dot sprinkles.

You’ll get a delicious cake for every guest or member of your family, and you can even personalize with different color sprinkles depending on the occasion.

In this easy baking blog post, I share everything you need to make these individual dot cakes right in your own kitchen.

This post is your official invitation to skip the standard sheet pan and embrace the joy of small-scale baking.

So, preheat your oven, grab your mixer and let’s get ready to roll out some serious sweetness—it’s time to find out why these sprinkle-capped mini cakes are exactly what your summer menu needs.

No decorating skills required!

Individual Dot Cakes

These personal sized cakes can be made with a box cake mix or with your favorite homemade cake recipe.

The number of servings does depend on the size of your containers.

Ingredients:

1 Box Cake Mix (as well as ingredients on box)
Dot Sprinkles (pick your favorite colors)
White Frosting

Supplies:

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Instructions:

With only a few ingredients, these dot cakes are easy to make and decorate.

Prepare the cake mix as instructed on the box using the small white baking dishes.

Remove from oven.

Frost your cupcakes using container frosting or your favorite frosting recipe.

Pour your sprinkles on a plate and dip the cupcakes into the sprinkles.

This will coat each cupcake in sprinkles.

Use a spoon, dig in and enjoy!

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Individual Dot Cakes at Home

These cute mini dot cakes are sure to hit the spot at your next gathering. Find out how to make them for your friends and family!

Prep Time 10 minutes

Cook Time 20 minutes

Additional Time 10 minutes

Total Time 40 minutes

Ingredients

1 Box Cake Mix (as well as ingredients on box)
Dot Sprinkles (pick your favorite colors)
White Frosting
Supplies:

Instructions

Prepare the cake mix as instructed on the box using the small white baking dishes.
Remove from oven.
Frost your cupcakes using container frosting or your favorite frosting recipe.
Pour your sprinkles on a plate and dip the cupcakes into the sprinkles.
Pour your sprinkles on a plate and dip the cupcakes into the sprinkles.

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More Fun Cupcake Recipes

You will also love our other fun cupcake recipes.

These red white and blue cupcakes are fun for the Fourth of July or any summer occasion.

These chocolate cupcakes with caramel frosting are a delicious treat for any time.

You will also love these Olaf inspired snowman cupcakes.

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Dive In and Enjoy These 25 Original Ocean Jokes for Kids and Adults

Kim — Sun, 07 Jun 2026 14:35:55 +0000

You’re sure to make a splash with these funny original ocean jokes. Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

Do your summer plans include a trip to the shore?

The ocean is a must visit location for many families, and includes lots of fun activities, things to do and things to see.

The animal life inside these enormous waters are also amazing as well.

While we’re far away from the ocean at Two Kids and a Coupon it’s still fun to visit and I’ve heard from many readers who love to visit as well.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

If you’re looking for laughs for your next ocean excursion or simply some silly family fun for your next rainy day, I’ve got a free printable of high-energy, sea-themed wit to the rescue.

The deep blue sea isn’t just home to incredible marine life; it’s the ultimate backdrop for classic, lighthearted comedy.

Today, we are diving straight into the deep end and serving up a premium, tidal wave of ocean jokes that are officially certified to make a splash with kids of all ages.

We aren’t going to leave you treading water waiting for the punchlines; this post is your ultimate seasonal entertainment guide.

So, grab your favorite beach towel, shake the sand out of your shoes, and get ready to dive in—it’s time to find out why a little bit of coastal humor is exactly what you need.

Ocean Jokes

Share these fun jokes with your family and friends!

Who cleans the ocean? Mer-maids.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea-weed.
What does the ocean eat for breakfast? Boatmeal.
What’s one way we know the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What is the most famous type of animal in the sea? A starfish.
Why do so many fish live in salt water? Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time no sea!
What do you call a guy floating in the ocean? Bob!
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Which ocean is the most detailed-oriented? The Pacific Ocean.
How do you cut the ocean in half? Use a sea-saw.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
Why did the fish cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!
What is a shark’s favorite game? Swallow the leader!
What do you call a shark that likes to build things? A hammerhead!
Why do crabs never share their toys? Because they are shellfish!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over land, they’d be bagels.
How do oceans say goodbye? “Sea you later.”
What’s a sea monster’s favorite meal? Fish and ships.
What do oysters say when they’re excited? “Shell yeah!”
How do sea turtles communicate? Shell phone.
What’s a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.
What’s coral’s favorite school subject? Reef-search.
What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

More Fun Jokes for Kids

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These free printable fish jokes are fin-tastic fun.

Dive into some fun with these silly shark jokes.

You will make a splash with my funny beach jokes for kids and adults.

These marvelous mermaid jokes are sea-riously funny.

Set sail with a barrel of laughs with these un-believ-arrr-ble pirate jokes.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Share Some Light and Laughs With These 21 Punny Sun Jokes

Kim — Fri, 05 Jun 2026 13:02:59 +0000

Brighten someone’s day with these light hearted laughs of funny sun jokes. Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

Part of summer fun is warm weather and sunshine.

From outdoor gatherings to parades and picnics to wet and wild fun at the beach, pool or water parks, summer brings lots of sunshine and laughs.

As we plan for these outdoor activities and adventures, we always pack the sunscreen and now you can pack some solar inspired laughs as well .

The summer sun isn’t just a giant ball of hydrogen keeping the planet warm; it’s the ultimate inspiration for lighthearted, classic comedy.

A perfectly timed, squeaky-clean pun can instantly rescue a tense sunscreen-application standoff, bring some high-energy fun to a backyard barbecue, or serve as the perfect punchy line to keep your digital audience clicking.

After all, the best summer memories aren’t built on rigid schedules or perfect logistics—they’re built on the shared chuckles, the sticky popsicle fingers, and those easy, breezy moments that keep everyone smiling until the sun finally goes down.

Several followers have requested light hearted laughs about the sun and warm weather.

Today, we are rising to the occasion and serving up a premium, radiant collection of sun jokes that are officially certified to brighten your day.

We aren’t going to leave you melting in the heat waiting for the punchlines; from brilliant solar one-liners and wise cracks that will make even the most serious teen smile, this post is your ultimate seasonal entertainment guide.

So, grab your favorite sun hat, find a comfortable spot in the shade, and get ready to shine—it’s time to find out why a little bit of sunshine humor is exactly what you need.

Sun Jokes

Share these fun jokes with your family and friends.

I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
What is the sun’s favourite ride at the theme park? The solar coasters.
Why doesn’t the sun need to go to college? Because it has 27 million degrees.
How does the sun like his eggs for breakfast? Sunny-side-up.
When the sun madly falls in love, what is it called? Love at first light.
Why is the sun not very heavy to carry? Because it is really very light.
What is the sun’s favorite day of the week? Sunday, of course!
What does a cow make in the morning when the sun rises? A shadow.
What will reading sun jokes under the sun make you? Well red.
Why do judges hate going out in the sun? They like to remain fair.
What do people who love summer over winter say while arguing about it? When all that is said and sun, I love summer more.
What do scientists who study the sun have? A flare for research.
How does the sun greet the moon and the earth? Heat waves.
Why did the Sun move away from the stars? He wanted space.
What type of relationship do people have with summer? A love-heat relationship.
If the sun had a kid, what would it be like? It would be like father, like sun.
How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun? Planet.
How does the sun get a haircut from the moon? Eclipse it.
What does the sun say to his kid? I love you, sun!
How does the sun listen to music? On the ray-dio!

More Fun Summer Jokes for Kids

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These funny summer jokes are sure to bring big laughs all season long.

These funny pool jokes are sure to bring lots of splash and laughs.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Fun Sun Coloring Pages and Recipes

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For more summer fun, be sure to print these free sun coloring pages.

These cute sun cookies are sure to serve up a colorful treat at your summer gatherings.

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Dive Into Summer With These 21 Splash-Tastic Swimming Pool Jokes

Kim — Thu, 04 Jun 2026 12:37:29 +0000

Make a splash this summer with these silly swimming pool jokes. Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

If you’ve ever stood by the edge of a body of water, watched a kid pull off a spectacular belly flop that echoed across the entire neighborhood, and thought, “Yep, summer is officially here,” you know that nothing captures the spirit of the season quite like swimming.

As the heat turns up and the calendar firmly establishes our summer routines, families everywhere are looking to trade the structure of the school year for the pure freedom of the water.

From backyard pool parties and neighborhood swim meets to lazy afternoons at the local lake, swimming is the ultimate universal language of summer fun.

But as any parent or caregiver knows, when the kids have been playing dolphin for three straight hours and the prune finger have officially set in, you need a quick way to keep the energy light and the mood refreshing before the inevitable post-swim crash.

That is exactly where a pocketful of water-themed wit comes in handy.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

The pool is where it’s at for warm weather fun and my next set of family friendly jokes is all about this summer play place.

Swimming pools, beaches, and water parks are natural hubs for high energy, but they are also the absolute best settings for casual comedy.

A perfectly timed, clean joke can instantly liven up a sunscreen-application break, crack the ice during a swim team huddle, or give you the perfect punchy line to share on your digital platform.

After all, summer memories aren’t just built on how many laps you can swim or how big of a splash you can make on a cannonball—they’re built on the shared giggles, the poolside snacks, and the lighthearted moments that keep everyone smiling long after the towels have dried.

Today, we are diving straight into the deep end with a premium, high-energy collection of swimming and Pool Jokes that are officially certified to make a splash.

So, grab your favorite beach towel, make sure your goggles are adjusted just right, and prepare to dive in—it’s time to find out why a little bit of poolside humor is exactly what you need to keep your summer momentum moving at peak performance!

Pool Jokes

Share these fun pool inspired jokes with your family and friends.

Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
Where do baby cats learn to swim? The kitty pool.
How do you prevent dry skin after swimming? Avoid using a towel.
What did Cinderella wear on her feet when she went swimming? Glass flippers.
Why should you never swim on a full stomach? Because it’s easier to swim in water!
What do you call a pool that is just the right temperature? Pool-fection.
Why did the teacher wade into the pool? To test the water.
A guy knocked on my door today and asked for a donation for the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arya. Arya, who? Arya ready to go swimming?
Why do pirates like swimming pools so much? They love all the cannonballs.
Our local swimming pool isn’t very well maintained. In fact, it’s a bit of a dive.
What stroke do sheep enjoy doing? The baaaackstroke.
What should a toddler wear to go swimming? Pool-ups.
Why don’t pools ever argue? They stay cool.
What do elephants wear in the pool? Swimming trunks.
Why won’t they allow elephants in public swimming pools? Because they might let down their trunks.
Why was the pool so smart? It had lots of depth.
What do swimmers say at a pool party? Let’s dive in!
Why did the pool float get a job? It wanted to stay afloat financially.
What do you call a dinosaur at the pool? A Splash-o-saurus.

Swimming Jokes

You will also love these family friendly swimming jokes. Print them today!

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Fun Pool Activities

Your family will also love these water games to play in the pool.

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Flex Your Funny Bone: 20 Gym Jokes for a Dose of Workout Wit

Kim — Wed, 03 Jun 2026 02:04:36 +0000

Give your funny bone a workout with these funny gym jokes for kids and adults. Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

Keeping physical activity engaging for kids requires a mix of high energy and instant entertainment.

Fitness shouldn’t feel like a chore or a rigid checklist; it should be about movement, laughter, and shared moments.

A perfectly timed, clean joke can instantly break the ice during a tough camp transition, liven up a family jog, or distract a tired little athlete who is convinced their legs have completely stopped working.

Whether you are a parent trying to sneak some movement into a busy summer schedule, a coach looking for a quick huddle-breaker, or a creator looking to inject some positive, active energy into your platform, a great workout pun is the ultimate way to lift the mood without any heavy lifting.

Today, we are warming up and stretching out for a premium collection of family-friendly gym and fitness jokes that are officially certified to flex your funny bone.

Free printables and clean jokes are some of the most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon, and I’ve been taking reader requests on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page for more family friendly jokes for you to enjoy.

I’ve had several readers request working out and the gym as the next topic, so my next set of kid friendly jokes is all about the gym.

We aren’t making you sweat for the punchlines here; this post is your honorary pass to a much-needed laugh.

So, grab your favorite water bottle, lace up those sneakers, and prepare to power through—it’s time to find out why a little bit of fitness wit is exactly what your family needs to keep your summer momentum moving at peak performance!

Gym Jokes

Share these fun jokes with your favorite workout buddies.

Why did the gym close down? It just wasn’t working out.
I’m thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
Too bad you can’t get abs by laughing at your own jokes… Because I’d have a strongly defined 8 pack by now.
Why did the cheese go to the gym? It wanted to shred couple of pounds.
Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns.
Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.
Why did the gym-goer do crunches while holding a cat? They were trying to get purrrrfect abs.
Why did the chicken go to the gym? To work on his pecks.
Why was the weightlifter upset? She worked with dumbbells.
Why do Uber drivers skip the gym? Because they don’t even Lyft.
I was once a personal trainer until I gave a too-weak notice.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why doesn’t where’s Waldo go to the gym? Because no one can spot him.
Did you hear about the pants that just came back from the gym? They were ripped.
Why couldn’t the man trust his personal trainer? He was always pulling his leg.
How did the brontosaurus feel after his workout? Dino-sore.
What does a priest do when he goes to the gym? He exorcises.
I just spent 45 minutes on the treadmill. Tomorrow, my goal is to turn it on.
I was working out my calves at the gym today. The instructor said, “How did you get those cows here?”
I’m like a ninja at the gym. Because you’ll never see me there.
What does Bigfoot do at the gym? Sasquats.

Funny Exercise Jokes

You will love these family friendly exercise jokes. Print them today!

You will also love these running jokes.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Sweet-Tooth Scramble: A Printable Summer Candy Dice Game for All Ages

Kim — Tue, 02 Jun 2026 17:44:50 +0000

Test your luck with sweet prizes with our Candy Summer Dice Game that will keep everyone busy at your upcoming gatherings. Get our free printable to play.

Try your luck and win sweet treats this summer with our latest free printable for the season.

If you’re looking for some new summer activities for kids and adults, we have you covered!

The Two Kids and a Coupon team has started rolling out some new summer content including great food, printable games and activities.

As you start to celebrate the warmer weather, sunshine and fun outdoor activities, we have some fun summer printables to keep the entire family busy all season long.

How to Play the Summer Candy Dice Game

This game is perfect to play at Fourth of July or other gatherings, and is perfect to play with candy from summer parades.

Here’s how to play!

To get started, you’ll need a single dice, a variety of candy, and a bowl to hold the candy.

Each person playing may also want a small bowl or bag to place their candy in.

You will also want to print off our free Summer Candy Dice Game or each player so that they have the rules for what to do.

Each player starts with 4 pieces of candy.
Place the remaining candies in the middle of the table. The amount of candy that you start with is up to you and the number of people playing, but I would try to have at least 10 pieces per person since they tend to disappear!
The youngest player gets to start first.
Take turns rolling the dice. The first player to collect 10 pieces of candies, wins!

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More Fun Summer Activities

In addition to our summer candy dice game don’t miss these other fun summer printables.

You will also love our summer coloring pages.

These summer jokes are a hilarious way to celebrate the season.

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Unscramble These Jumbled June Words With This June Word Scramble

Kim — Mon, 01 Jun 2026 23:31:09 +0000

Unscramble lots of spring fun with this month’s June word scramble. Get our free printable puzzle complete with answer key.

June means even more family fun

Not only are there fun summer activities, but there are lots of Father’s Day activities and other fun adventures to be had as well!

We’re rolling out lots of fun new family activities on Two Kids and a Coupon to celebrate the third month of the year.

From fun bingo, summer mad libs and other free printables, and other printable games and other fun, there are great things to do all month long.

In the days to come, you’ll see lots of new summer recipes, warm weather jokes, summer coloring pages, and more.

Free printables are some of our reader favorites on the blog and our team has created a special word scramble to celebrate all things June.

Be sure to check out our free June word search as well

Printable June Word Scramble

Word scrambles are a fun way to practice reading and spelling skills, and a great way to put your brain to the test for both kids and adults.

We’ve created a special word puzzle for all things June that you can print, save and share.

There is also an included answer key if you need it.

If you share online, please be sure to credit us as 2 Kids and a Coupon so that we can continue to keep making these freebies possible.

Do you have a word scramble that you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

Want to save this post for later? Pin it to Pinterest or print out our free June Word Scramble printable.

You can access the printable by clicking any of the word scramble images in this post.

Be sure to check out our fun June Jokes as well!

You’ll also love our June coloring pages.

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Hello, Sunshine! 19 Hilarious June Jokes to Kick Off the Summer

Kim — Mon, 01 Jun 2026 01:12:31 +0000

These funny June jokes are sure to help you get a jump on summer. Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

Happy June everyone!

This wonderful summer month is filled with lots of warm weather, summer activities and delicious food.

It also also features Father’s Day, the first day of summer, flag day and so much more. and more.

You may also have graduation activities, birthdays, weddings or other fun.

Stay tuned for lots of fun free printables, jokes and other activities for these special days.

We’ll be sharing lots of fun ideas for families all month and next up is a new set of kid-friendly jokes that are all about the sixth month of the year.

With fun puns and laughs all about summer and the month of June we know you’ll love this latest collection of jokes to our library.

Look for more jokes and June printables coming soon!

June Jokes

From spring inspired laughs to holiday fun, I know you will love this month’s puns, riddles and jokes.

Check it out below!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? June bugs.
What did August say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month? Don’t July to me!
What do you call someone who doesn’t believe it is June yet? A May-Sayer.
What did May tell June when they were fighting? Don’t July to me!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? June. June who? June know how to tell a good knock-knock joke?
What’s June’s favorite card game? Sun-doku
What do you call a snowman in June? A puddle.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah, who? Noah good joke about June?
Someone told me today is June 1st. But they May be wrong.
Don’t June know it’s August?
Why is June the best month to visit the beach? Because it’s shore to be a good time.
Why was June always relaxed? It knew summer was coming
Why don’t mosquitoes make good comedians? Their jokes always suck!
Is there a month between April and June? May be.
Why do pirates hate May, June July and August? Because they don’t have Arrrrrs in them!
Why is June so good at gymnastics? It’s great at summer-saults.
How do you prevent catching a summer cold in June? Catch it in winter.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? June. June who? June need to open the door!
June is having a hard time lately. I’m pretty sure she’s dis-Mayed.

More Fun Month Jokes for Kids

You will love these family friendly jokes. Print them today!

Be sure to visit our fun January jokes.

You will also fall in love with these February jokes.

Don’t miss these marvelous March jokes.

These awesome April jokes are sure to be a hit.

These May jokes are sure to inspire big laughs.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

Be sure to also check out my June coloring pages.

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Terminal-ly Funny: 19 Funny Airplane Jokes for Your Next Layover

Kim — Sat, 30 May 2026 17:36:18 +0000

These funny airplane jokes are sure to fill your next travel adventure with lots of laughs. Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

Will you be flying the friendly skies as part of your summer plans?

Airplanes are just one of the many ways we travel and can be a big adventure for families, especially if you do not fly very often.

As part of the summer fun on Two Kids and a Coupon, I’ve been sharing lots of family friendly jokes and I’ve had several readers ask for airplane related puns as they prepare for summer travel.

Whether you’re a parent trying to distract a toddler during a cross-country haul, a solo traveler looking for a witty icebreaker for the lounge, or a digital creator documenting the lore of your latest layover, a good airplane joke is your honorary first-class upgrade.

Today, we are clearing the runway for a premium collection of Airplane Jokes that are officially cleared for takeoff.

We aren’t just winging it here; from sharp-witted pilot puns that hit the right altitude to one-liners that will make even the most tired flight attendant crack a smile, this post is your boarding pass to a much-needed laugh.

So, fasten your seatbelt, make sure your tray table is in its upright and locked position, and prepare for departure—it’s time to find out why a little comedic lift is exactly what you need on your next vacation to stay flying high!

Airplane Jokes

Share these fun airplane inspired jokes with your favorite travel companions.

What happens when you take a watch on a plane? Time flies!
What do you call a plane that can’t take off? An error plane.
After the airline lost my suitcase, I took them to court. Unfortunately I lost the case.
A woman fainted and fell onto the baggage carousel at the airport. But she’s slowly coming around now
What do you call an airplane that flies backward? A receding airline.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing? I just can’t see them taking off.
Why did the librarian get removed from the plane? Because it was overbooked
Why did the airplane get sent to its room? It had a bad altitude.
I have this new idea for an airplane, but I don’t think it’s gonna fly.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? It was over-booked.
How do rabbits travel? By Hare-oplane
What kind of chocolate do you find in airports? Plain.
What happens to a bad airplane joke? It never lands.
Where are the Great Plains located? At the great airports.
If a plane has a small crack in it, is that called an airline fracture?
How do new pilots learn to fly? They just wing it.
Where does a mountain climber keep his plane? In a cliff-hangar
Do you want to hear an airplane joke? Nah, it will probably just fly over my head.
I threw my phone from the roof, and it broke. I guess airplane mode wasn’t working.

You will also love these family friendly car jokes. Print them today!

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Slide Into Summer With These 19 Funny Recess and Playground Jokes

Kim — Fri, 29 May 2026 21:56:24 +0000

Head outside to play and for big laughs with these funny recess and playground jokes. Get the free 2 page printable to save and share!

Taking kids to the park or letting them run free at recess?

Playtime is essential to building strong minds and bodies in our kids, and it’s a great time to play and have fun.

But did you know that recess can be funny as well?

Free printables and clean jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for new joke topics on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook.

By popular request, my next set of family friendly jokes is all about the playground.

The playground isn’t just a place for burning off steam; it’s the original capital of casual comedy.

It’s where knock-knock jokes are traded like rare currency and where a well-timed pun can turn a minor slide-scrape into a distant memory.

Whether you’re a teacher looking to transition your class back from the yard, a camp counselor managing a group at play, or a parent trying to survive a Tuesday afternoon at the park, having a pocketful of playground wit is your secret weapon.

Today, we are hitting the pavement and serving up a premium collection of recess and playground jokes that are officially playtime-certified.

We aren’t just monkeying around; from quick-witted puns and one-liners that will make even the most serious fifth-grader crack a smile, this post is your honorary license in playground humor.

So, grab your water bottle, do a quick stretch, and get ready—it’s time to find out why a little comedic recess is exactly what you need to keep your summer momentum moving at full speed!

Recess and Playground Jokes

What is a slide’s favorite music? Slip-hop.
What does the sandbox order at lunch? A sandwich
Why did the jump rope get a time out? It was always skipping class.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why couldn’t the swing sleep? Too many ups and downs
The swing set said it was feeling down, it needed to hang in there.
Why did the merry-go-round get a bad grade? It was always spinning out of control.
The hopscotch grid was feeling jumpy about the upcoming game.
What do you call a seesaw that’s always telling jokes? A teeter-rific comedian.
The swings were having a great time; they were really hanging out.
What candy do you eat on the playground? Recess pieces.
Why did the slide break up with the swing? They just weren’t on the same level.
Why did the slide get a bad grade in school? It was always going down hill.
Why did the merry-go-round go to therapy? It was tired of going in circles.
Why did the jungle gym get a new job? It wanted to reach new *heights* of success.
The seesaw was in a bad mood; it was having an up-and-down day.
What do you call a playground that’s always telling jokes? A pun-derland.
Why did the boy bring a ladder to recess? He wanted to go to high school.
Why do monkeys like recess so much? They love hanging out.

More Fun School Jokes

You will love these family friendly jokes. Print them today!

Hop on board for big laughs with these funny school bus jokes.

Serve up big laughs with these funny school lunch jokes.

You will also love these funny back to school jokes.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Earn Free Money and Gift Cards With These Clothing Recycling Programs

Kim — Fri, 29 May 2026 13:51:08 +0000

Did you know that you can earn free money and gift cards with clothing recycling? Here is how it works and where to start!

Is your closet overflowing?

Do you have clothing that you no longer wear?

If so you’re not alone! According to a study, people only wear 20-30% of the clothing they own on a regular basis, with the rest being only worn for special occasions or not at all.

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So what do you do with clothing that you no longer wear or that is worn out?

The good news is that there are lots of options! From donating to reselling, there are lots of ways to keep clothing out of the landfill.

One of my favorite things to do with used clothing is to trade it in for free gift cards, coupons or even money. Here’s a little bit about it!

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What is Clothing Recycling?

Recycling clothes is the practice of trading in worn-out or gently used garments directly to the brands that made them in exchange for store credit, coupons or cash.

According to data from major resale platforms, nearly 160 fashion and outdoor brands now operate dedicated, brand-backed take-back networks.

It’s a win-win: you clear out clutter and lower the cost of your next wardrobe upgrade, while brands extend the lifecycle of their garments or turn them into new recycled textiles.

If you are looking to make money from your old wardrobe while shrinking your carbon footprint, these top-tier, brand-direct clothing trade-in programs allow you to do exactly that.

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Where to Recycle Clothing

Here are just a few of the top brands that will reward you for recycling your clothes.

The Heavy-Hitters: Outdoor & Athletic Wear

Outdoor and performance brands are a natural fit for circular resale because their apparel is intentionally engineered for durability and high resale value.

1. Patagonia: Worn Wear

Patagonia has long been a pioneer in circular garment lifecycles. Through their structured program, you can mail in or drop off functional, well-loved Patagonia gear.

The Payout: You receive up to 25% of the item’s original manufacturing suggested retail price (MSRP) in store credit.
Where to Use It: The digital gift card works seamlessly at physical Patagonia storefronts, on their primary e-commerce site, or on their dedicated used gear platform.

2. The North Face: Renewed

If your technical outerwear is taking up too much room in the closet, The North Face will gladly take it back via mail or store drop-off.

The Payout: Following an inspection of your gear’s condition and original retail value, you are issued a flat reward of $10, $30, or $50 per eligible item.
The Destination: These items are professionally tuned up, cleaned, and resold on their secondary marketplace.

I recently traded in 6 hoodies and jackets at my local North Face store and received $80 in store credit.

3. Lululemon: Like New

Don’t let older athletic styles sit unworn. Lululemon’s trade-in program runs through tech provider Trove to seamlessly re-commerce gently used activewear.

The Payout: Depending on the item type (leggings, hoodies, jackets), you will earn an e-gift card ranging from $5 to $25.
The Environmental Edge: Lululemon directs profits from the Like New platform toward global sustainability initiatives, aiming for a 100% circular product solution loop by 2030.

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Denim & Everyday Staples Leaders

Denim production is notoriously resource-heavy, making denim trade-ins one of the most impactful eco-swaps you can perform.

4. Levi’s: SecondHand

The classic denim titan allows you to bring your old Levi’s jeans, denim shorts, and trucker jackets back to physical retail locations.

The Payout: Trade-ins are done in person via scheduled appointments (capped at 5 items per visit). You receive a gift card based on the age, condition, and desirability of the denim.

5. Madewell: Forever

Madewell operates its trade-in platform via a robust partnership with ThredUp’s Resale-as-a-Service model.

The Payout: You can drop off pre-loved denim from any brand at a Madewell store to receive $20 off a brand-new pair of jeans, or order a co-branded Clean Out Kit to earn standard Madewell store credit for other everyday clothing pieces.

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High-End & Sustainable Fashion

Ethical, minimalist fashion houses have turned trade-ins into a premium, community-driven experience.

6. Eileen Fisher: Renew

Eileen Fisher has run an iconic take-back system since 2010. They accept their brand’s clothing back in absolutely any condition—whether pristine or severely damaged.

The Payout: You receive $5 in Renew Rewards per garment. Perfect items are dry-cleaned and resold at significantly reduced prices, while damaged luxury textiles are transformed into custom, upcycled art and acoustic insulation pieces.

7. Girlfriend Collective: ReGirlfriend

This brand stands out because it closes the loophole on tricky synthetic activewear made from recycled water bottles and fishing nets.

The Payout: Send in 10 worn-out pieces of activewear at a time. You receive a $10 store credit for Girlfriend Collective items or a $5 credit for items from outside brands, which are completely downcycled into new raw textiles.

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Tips to Make Money With Clothing Recycling

Here are a few final tips to know before trading in your items.

Check Inner Labels: High-end technical brands (like Arc’teryx or Patagonia) require the original inner care labels and manufacturing tags to remain intact to verify authenticity and process your digital card.
Wash Everything First: No brand accepts unwashed garments. Save yourself a rejected package or an awkward retail counter encounter by laundering everything before bringing it in.
Know the “Resale vs. Recycling” Difference: Brands like H&M accept any brand for absolute fiber downcycling in exchange for a coupon. Premium lines like Lululemon or Levi’s specifically want items in good enough structural condition to resell to another shopper.

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Other Options To Do With Used Clothing

Have clothing that you can’t trade in? Here are some other great options for selling used clothing and clothing recycling.

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Donate

You can never go wrong with donating your unneeded clothing and there are probably several locations near you that will gladly take your donation.

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Sell Clothing Online

If you have lots of brand name clothing or items new with tags, selling clothes online or via consignment stores could be a great option. Be sure to check out my tips on where to sell stuff for money.

Please note that while I try to keep information as up to date as possible, promotions and policies can change quickly without notice.

Some locations also may not participate. It’s always best to double check with your local retailer before making a special trip.

Trading in old clothing keeps the items out of the landfill, clears real estate in your home, and save money when it’s time to purchase a wardrobe replacement.

Watch for more ways to get free stuff coming soon!

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