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Step in the Right Direction of Big Laughs With These Funny Shoe Jokes

Kim — Thu, 30 Jul 2026 16:59:36 +0000

Take a step in the right direction of big laughs with these funny shoe jokes. Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

Shoes are part of our daily lives, adding protection, function and fashion.

But did you know that they can be funny as well?

From clever sneakers that are always laced up and ready to go to stylish boots that know how to kick back and relax, footwear provides the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.

After all, when a topic naturally allows you to tell your family that your jokes have a lot of sole or that your puns are a step above the rest, you know your content is bound to walk away with a win.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

My next set of kid friendly jokes is all about shoes.

So, kick off your heels, tie your laces, and prepare for a serious wave of clean, stepping-good comedy!

Today, we are opening up a premium, top-tier collection of squeaky-clean shoes jokes, hilarious sneaker puns, and clever footwear one-liners. They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to keep your whole household laughing every step of the way!

Shoe Jokes

Share these fun shoe inspired jokes with the kids in your life.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
What do you call a pair of inspirational shoes? Motivational sneakers.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
What shoes does a British apartment wear? Flats.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
Why do cobblers go to heaven? Because they have good soles.
What is a shoe’s favorite food? Sole food.
My friend is an expert in making clown shoes. It’s no small feat.
Who asked if it was better for a shoe to be or not to be? Sockspeare.
What did the man in the orthopedic shoes say? “I stand corrected.”
What did one flip-flop say to the other? You’re sole-mate material!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
I took a test on shoes. I totally laced it!
My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me. I had some pretty big shoes to fill.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tire. Tire who? Tire shoe or else you’ll trip.
What kind of shoes do burglars wear? Sneakers.
What kind of shoes do gators wear? Crocs .
How do sneakers apologize? “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to step on your toes!”
What game do shoes play? Hide-and-sneak.
What type of shoes do dog trainers wear? Heels.
What kind of shoes do gas station attendants wear? Pumps.
What kind of shoes do plumbers wear? Clogs.
What kind of shoes do knights wear? Under Armour.

Clothing Jokes for Kids

In addition to my shoe jokes, you will also love these family friendly clothes jokes. Print them today!

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Free Printable All About My Grandpa Coloring Page Worksheet

Kim — Thu, 30 Jul 2026 00:43:15 +0000

Help your kids celebrate Grandpa this Grandparent’s Day with this free printable All About My Grandpa coloring page and worksheet.

Grandparent’s Day is almost here, are you looking for some fun resources to help celebrate?

Celebrating Grandpa on Grandparents Day doesn’t have to be hard or expensive, and there are even some fun things for kids that you can do that only take a little bit of time.

To help you celebrate the grandfathers in your life, I’m creating several free Grandparent printables on Two Kids and a Coupon that can be used by kids and families to create cute keepsakes for Grandma and Grandpa.

My free printable reasons I love my mom and reasons I love my dad were so enormously popular, I wanted to create special versions for grandparents as well.

My next free printable is All About Grandpa with a Grandma version coming soon.

All About My Grandpa Coloring Page Worksheet

This free printable is a fun and easy project that kids can complete as a gift for Grandpa this holiday or as a special keepsake anytime.

Kids can color and complete the worksheet together with their Grandfather or finish on their own and give as a gift.

Do you have a free printable that you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Fun Grandpa Printables

Don’t miss our other fun related Grandpa themed printables for all ages.

This ultimate collection of Grandpa jokes is sure to get some groans and giggles.

You will also love these all about dad and all about grandpa worksheets.

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Build Big Laughs With These 31 Block-buster LEGO Jokes

Kim — Wed, 29 Jul 2026 11:47:34 +0000

Build big laughs with your favorite building brick fans with these funny LEGO jokes for kids and adults. Get the free 3 page printable to save and share.

Whether your family is spending a rainy afternoon following set instructions step-by-step, building custom creations from scratch, or hunting down that one tiny, evasive 2×2 red piece hidden at the bottom of the tub, building together with these popular blocks is a timeless tradition that sparks imagination across generations.

We love LEGO bricks and sets at 2 Kids and a Coupon. My youngest in particular is a master builder. He has our whole family room decorated with his creations and has won local contests with his unique and creative builds.

This beloved toy can help your own family build creativity and connections, but did you know that they can be funny as well?

These colorful pieces provide the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.

After all, when a topic naturally allows you to tell your family that your jokes are total block-busters or that your comedy is un-block-able, you know your content is bound to build up to big laughs and smiles.

My next set of kid friendly jokes is all about LEGOs.

So, step carefully across the playroom, grab your favorite building tray, and prepare for a serious wave of clean, brick-tastic comedy.

They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to keep your whole household laughing piece by piece.

LEGO Jokes

Share these fun LEGO inspired jokes with your favorite master builders.

Did you hear about the big LEGO bricks sale? People were lined up for blocks.
What did one block say to the other when he was ready to leave the party? “LEGO.”
What has four wheels and eats building bricks? The vacuum cleaner!
Why was the LEGO minifigure so bad at basketball? He kept throwing up bricks.
What do you call a line of LEGO bricks around the neighborhood? A block party.
What is a LEGO fan’s favorite month of the year? Block-tober.
What do you call it when a minifigure mom sends her LEGO children to their rooms? A brick separator
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a tower of bricks? Absolutely. A tower of LEGO bricks can’t jump!
Why did the LEGO police officer arrest the brick? It was blocking traffic
What did the LEGO alien say? I come in pieces.
Why do LEGO minifigures make great friends? They always stick together.
What is the most common procedure in the LEGO hospital? Plastic surgery
What do minifigures do for fun on the weekend? They throw a block party!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your LEGO block fort? Time to build a new LEGO fort!
Why does a LEGO minifigure hate going to the LEGO hospital? Because plastic surgery costs a fortune.
Patient: “Doctor, I stepped on a LEGO brick!” Doctor: “Try to block out the pain.”
How do you ask a LEGO ninja to leave? Say, “Ninjago!”
What do you do if someone doesn’t like your LEGO jokes? Block them.
Knock Knock Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you like LEGO bricks..
What happens to a heartbroken LEGO minifigure? It falls to pieces.
Why was the LEGO Minifigure sick? Because his nose was blocked.
What do most LEGO figures have? Separation anxiety.
Why couldn’t the detective solve the LEGO crime? He just couldn’t put the pieces together.
What do you call a minifigure that tells jokes? A stand-up block-median.
What do you get if you cross a snake with LEGO bricks? A boa constructor.
Have you seen The LEGO Movie? It’s a real blockbuster.
How do minifigures greet each other? “Hey, blockhead!”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lego! Lego who? Lego the handle and let me in!
Why did the minifigure get fired from its job? It kept falling apart under pressure.
What is a minifigures favorite band? The New Kids on the Block.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Fun Lego Activities

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You’ll also love this printable LEGO bricks building challenge for hours of building fun.

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Squeeze the Day And Tell These Funny Lemon Jokes for Zesty Laughs

Kim — Sun, 26 Jul 2026 13:42:39 +0000

Squeeze the day and tell funny lemon jokes for lots of zesty laughs! Get my free 2 page printable to save and share.

There is a lot to love about lemons!

These flavorful fruits provide the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.

After all, when a topic naturally allows you to tell your family that your comedy is main squeeze material or that your puns are simply un-peel-ieve-able, you know your content is bound to be a roaring success.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

My next set of kid friendly jokes is all about lemons.

So, pour yourself a chilled glass of something sweet, pull up a cozy chair on the patio, and pucker up for a serious wave of bright, refreshing comedy!

Lemon Jokes

Share these fun lemon inspired jokes with your family and friends.

What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? “Yellow!”
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it’s a sour puss.
Why did the lemon go to the gym? To get some sour-ious exercise.
How do lemons work out at the gym?They do zestercises.
Why do lemons wear suntan lotion? Because they peel.
Lemons are terrible at dating. They always use the worst pickup limes.
Why did the lemon cry? Because its zest friend left.
Which Jurassic creature subsisted on a diet of lemons? The dino-sour.
Did you hear about the search for the stolen lemons? The police gave up, it was fruitless.
Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
What’s a lemon’s favorite type of car? A Lemon-borghini.
How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall.
What did the lemon say to the lime? “Sour you doing?”
What did the watermelon say to the lemon? You’re my zest friend!
Where do lemons go to school? E-lemon-tree school.
Why was the lemon all by itself? Because the banana split.
What do you call an artistic lemon? Lemonardo da Vinci.
Did you know that lemons and limes like to fight? They’re bitter rivals.
Where do lemons go when they’re sick? The emer-juicy room.
Why did the lemon go to school? To get a little zest-ucation.
What did the lemon say when it got stuck in traffic? “Zest my luck!
Why did the lemon fail his driving test? It kept peeling out.

More Fun Fruit Jokes for Kids

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My funny fruit jokes are lots of fun!

Orange you glad I have some funny orange jokes?

These berry funny blueberry jokes are sure to bring big laughs.

These funny strawberry jokes are sure to bring berry good laughs.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Fun Fruit Coloring Pages

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Crib-Side Comedy: 31 Funny Baby Jokes for Kids and Adults

Kim — Thu, 23 Jul 2026 22:03:22 +0000

Got the baby blues? These funny baby jokes are sure to send your spirits soaring. Get the free page printable to save and share.

Babies add lots of love and laughter to our worlds.

While navigating the wild ride of middle-of-the-night feedings, mysterious diaper changes, and endless toy cleanup can sometimes feel like a whirlwind, the world of tiny tots and nursery antics is an absolute goldmine for family-friendly comedy.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

My next reader request is jokes about babies.

So, set down the diaper bag, kick back on the couch, and prepare for a serious wave of wholesome, giggly comedy!

Today, we are opening up a sweet, top-tier collection of squeaky-clean baby inspired jokes, hilarious nursery puns, and clever pregnancy one-liners.

They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to have your whole household smiling from ear to ear!

Baby Jokes

Share these fun baby themed jokes with your family and friends.

Does the stork deliver babies with their diapers on? No, they’re stork naked.
Why are babies born on holidays are more than likely to be little girls? Because there is no male delivery on holidays.
Do I have to have a baby shower? Not if you change the baby’s diaper quickly.
Want a decent baby joke? You may be waiting a maternity for one.
What do you call a group of baby soldiers? An infantry.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn’t get his way? He whale-d!
How did the baby tell her mom she had a wet diaper? She sent her a pee-mail.
How do you calm an astronaut baby? You rocket to sleep.
A friend asked me if she should have a baby after 40. I said no, 40 babies are enough.
How do you make a baby ghost laugh? You play peek-a-BOO.
Where do baby fish sleep? In a bass-inet.
Why did the baby not eat the orange-colored baby food? He did not carrot all for it.
Do you know how many famous men and women were born on your birthday? None, only babies.
Need a pregnancy joke? I will deliver!
How warm is a baby at birth? Womb temperature.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers.
When do parents change the most diapers? In the wee wee hours.
Why is that baby still in diapers? I’ll give you two reasons: number 1 and number 2.
How does a baby pizza look? A-dough-rable.
What do you do when your baby is being fussy? Pacify it.
How did the baby know she was ready to be born? She was running out of womb.
Why was the baby so good at basketball? Because it was always dribbling.
Where do baby cats learn to swim? The kitty pool.
What do you give a pig with a diaper rash? Oinkment.
Why do babies cry? Their womb service got cut off.
Do you know why pediatricians are angry? It’s because they have such little patients.
There was a dad who tried to keep his wife happy through labor by telling jokes, but she didn’t laugh once. Know why? It was the delivery.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime
What do triplets need more of than single babies? More womb.
I read a book on prime numbers to my baby son. And I had his undivided attention.
Who held the baby octopus for ransom? Squidnappers.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Fun Baby Coloring Pages

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Packed with Beary Good Laughs: 28 Hilarious Polar Bear Jokes

Kim — Wed, 22 Jul 2026 14:40:43 +0000

These funny polar bear jokes are snow much fun! Get the free 3 page printable to save and share with your family and friends.

Whether you love to watch them at the zoo, enjoy seeing them on TV or have managed to see them in person in their native habitat, polar bears are majestic creatures that rule the Arctic.

However, did you know that polar bears can be funny as well?

Jokes about polar bears can help the break the ice.

These Arctic animals always know how to keep their cool and provide the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.

After all, when a topic naturally allows you to joke about something being un-bear-ably funny, your humor is sure to be a hit.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

My next set of clean family jokes is all about the polar bear.

Check them out below.

Polar Bear Jokes

Share these fun jokes with your family and friends.

Where do polar bears cast their votes on election day? At the North Poll.
How do polar bears make their beds each night? With ice sheets and fluffy snow blankets.
Why do polar bears have thick coats? Fur protection.
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed its tooth? The dentist.
Where do smart polar bears save their money? In the snow bank.
How much do polar bears weigh? Enough to break the ice.
What do you call a polar bear without ears? Polar B.
What’s it called when a polar bear has a bad dream? A bitemare.
Why don’t you find polar bears wearing shoes? Because they love to go bear foot.
Where do polar bears go dancing? At the snow ball.
What did the polar bear do when he started to feel warm? He turned up the bear conditioning.
How do you stop a polar bear from charging? Take away its credit card.
Where do you find polar bears? Wherever you lost them.
What do you call a sunbathing polar bear? A solar bear.
What did the polar bear wear to the pool party? A bear-kini!
What’s a polar bear’s favorite element on the periodic table? Bear-ium.
Why do polar bears have fur coats? Because they would freeze in Hawaiian shirts.
What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs? Anything you want, it’s not like he’s going to hear you.
Why don’t polar bears wear shoes? They prefer to go bear foot.
What do you call a polar bear who works at a coffee shop? A polar bear-ista!
What’s a polar bear’s favorite drink? Ice tea.
How do polar bears exercise? Bear-robics.
What did the polar bear wear to the pool party? A bear-kini.
Why was the polar bear so good at math? It knew how to bear-ake down the problems.
Why did the polar bear go to the party? Because it was going to be snow much fun.
What do polar bears like to use on the playground? The bear-y-go-round.
Why don’t polar bears like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
What do you call a big angry polar bear? You don’t call it anything – just run!

Penguin Jokes

You will also love these family friendly penguin jokes. Print them today!

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Fun Polar Bear Coloring Pages and Craft

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You will also love these free polar bear coloring pages that include cool polar bear facts.

This cute polar bear craft is is sure to be a cool project.

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Packed with Berry Good Laughs: 29 Funny Blueberry Jokes and Fruit Puns

Kim — Sun, 19 Jul 2026 17:10:48 +0000

These berry funny blueberry jokes are sure to bring some berry good laughs! Get the free 3 page printable to save and share.

Whether they are folded into a batch of fluffy weekend pancakes, tossed into a refreshing afternoon fruit salad, or simply snacked on by the handful straight out of the colander, blueberries are the absolute taste of summer sunshine.

But did you know that blueberries can be funny too?

After all, when a topic naturally allows you to joke about something being “un-berry-lievable” or tell your family that your comedy is “berry good,” you know your content is bound to be a roaring success.

My next reader request is all about blueberries.

So, shake off the midday slump, whip up a delicious fruit snack, and prepare for a serious wave of clean, refreshing comedy—no baking required!

Blueberry Jokes

Share these berry good jokes with your favorite berry fans.

How do blueberries tell secrets? They whisper berry softly.
Why did the blueberry cross the road? To get out of a jam.
Blueberries never gossip. They just spill the juice.
What do blueberries say when they are surprised? Berry interesting!
What music do sad berries listen to? The blues.
What do you call a blueberry that uses foul language? Berry rude.
How many grams of protein are in a blueberry pi? 3.14159265
What really scares a strawberry? A boo-berry!
What do blueberries love to read? Berry tales.
Why did the blueberry cross the road? To get to the other pie!
What kind of music do blueberries listen to? Rhythm and blues!
Why did the blueberry write a book? It had berry interesting stories.
Why did the blueberry win the race? It took a berry fast shortcut.
Why did the blueberry referee get fired? It was berry biased.
What is a blueberry’s favorite game? Berry-poly.
Why did everyone laugh at the blueberry? Because it was berry funny.
How do blueberries greet each other? “Berry nice to meet you!”
What’s a blueberry’s favorite movie? Berry Potter.
Why did the blueberry do well on the test? It studied berry hard.
How do blueberries stay calm? They just berry on.
Why did the blueberry go to the party? To have a berry good time.
Why are blueberry jokes so funny? Because they are berry hilarious.
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar? A jam session.
Why don’t blueberries ever get lonely? They hang in bunches
Why did he blueberry go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling berry well.
What did the blueberry say when it stubbed its toe? “Ouch! That really jammed me up!”
What did the blueberry say to the pancake? You batter believe it!
What fruit can play the saxophone? The bluesberry.
Why did the blueberry get an award? For being berry helpful!

More Fun Fruit Jokes

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You’ll love these laugh out loud funny fruit jokes.

These silly strawberry jokes are berry funny.

These watermelon jokes are rind-iculously funny.

Orange you glad you found these funny orange jokes?

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Fun Fruit Coloring Pages

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Purr-fectly Funny and Pawsome Pet Jokes

Kim — Thu, 16 Jul 2026 23:07:50 +0000

Enjoy laughs about our favorite animals with these purr-fectly funny pet jokes. Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

Our furry, feathered, and scaly friends have a wonderful way of instantly turning an ordinary house into a home filled with unconditional love and endless entertainment.

From clever dogs that love to paws their videos to talkative cats that are purr-fectly sassy, these everyday characters provide the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.

My next reader request is all about pets.

So, gather your family on the couch, invite your favorite four-legged friends to curl up next to you, and prepare for a serious wave of clean, tail-wagging comedy—no leash required!

Today, we are opening up a premium, top-tier collection of squeaky-clean pet inspired jokes, hilarious dog and cat puns, and clever small animal one-liners.

They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to have your whole household laughing!

Pet Jokes

Share these fun family friendly jokes with the pet lovers in your life.

Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam.
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 feet long? A pi-thon.
How does a dog stop a video? They hit the paws button.
Why did the fish get bad grades? Because it was below sea level.
Why did the bird go to the hospital? It needed a tweet-ment.
What is a dog’s favorite city? New Yorkie.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour-puss.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a telephone? A golden receiver.
What do you call a lizard that loves to sing? A rap-tile.
What do you call a quiet dog? A hush puppy.
How do cats resolve an argument? They hiss and make up.
What is a bird’s favorite snack? Chocolate chirp cookies.
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What do you call a magician dog? A Labracadabrador.
Why are guinea pigs terrible at keeping secrets? Because they always squeal.
What do you call a dog that loves bubble baths? A shampoo-dle.
How do you catch a runaway rabbit? Make a noise like a fresh carrot.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-ntain.
What is a dog’s favorite kind of pizza? Pup-eroni.
What is a bunny’s favorite type of jewelry? 14-carrot gold.
Why did the bunny wear a hat? It was having a bad hare day.
What do you call a cat that gets everything it wants? Purr-suasive.
What is a rabbit’s favorite music? Hip-Hop.

More Fun Pet Jokes for Kids

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Some a-paws please for our funny dog jokes!

It would be a cat-astrophe if you didn’t check out these funny cat jokes.

You will tweet with excitement over these funny bird jokes.

These funny fish jokes are fin-tastic!

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Nailed It! The Ultimate Collection of Funny Construction Jokes

Kim — Thu, 16 Jul 2026 12:41:57 +0000

Build up the laughs with these funny construction jokes for kids and adults. Get the free 3 page printable to save and share.

Whether you do construction for a living, know someone who does or just have a little construction worker in the making the busy world of hard hats, blueprints, and power tools is an absolute goldmine for family-friendly comedy!

These everyday tools and jobs provide the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.

My next set of kid friendly jokes is all about construction.

So, put on your safety vests, grab your hard hats, and prepare for a serious wave of clean, heavy-duty comedy—no permits required!

Today, we are opening up a premium, top-tier collection of squeaky-clean construction jokes, hilarious tool puns, and clever heavy machinery one-liners.

They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to have your whole household laughing from the ground floor up!

Construction Jokes

Share these fun construction inspired jokes with your family and friends.

I’ve got a great joke about construction. But I’m still working on it.
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
My doctor told me not to make sandwiches myself any more. So I hired a sub contractor.
What kind of contractors do cannibals like? Seasoned professionals.
I asked my contractor why he didn’t bill me for my new roof. He said, “Don’t worry about it, it’s on the house!”
What type of construction are dogs good at? Roofing.
How do people react when they see a bad electrician? They usually are very shocked.
Why did the construction worker cross the road? To get to the other site.
Why did the concrete truck cross the road? To get to the other slab.
The roofer started telling jokes. But they all went over our heads.
Why did the contractor close his fencing business? He was having a hard time making ends meet.
Why did the hammer break up with the nail? It just felt like it was hitting a wall.
Why are construction jokes so reliable? Because they’re built on solid foundations.
Why did it take the construction worker so long to propose? Because he was building up to it.
What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat? A boa constructor.
Why did the police let the construction worker go? There wasn’t any concrete evidence he committed a crime.
What do construction workers do at parties? They raise the roof.
What are the only two seasons in the Midwest? Winter and Construction.
What’s a cement mixer’s favorite dance? The twist.
I asked the electrician to tell me a story. He said, “Watt do you want to hear?”
What is the tallest type of building? A library, because it easily has the most stories.
What do Eskimos use to build homes? Igloo.
Why don’t windows like construction jokes? They get cracked up.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Fun Construction Coloring Pages and Activities

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Build up some coloring fun with these cute construction coloring pages.

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No More Crabby Kids: Make a Claw-some Summer Lunch Crab Sandwich

Kim — Wed, 15 Jul 2026 15:58:26 +0000

Help your hangry kids be less crabby with this easy summer lunch! Here is a claw-some crab sandwich you can make in minutes.

Summer meals at Two Kids and a Coupon are often crazy.

We don’t follow a set schedule and are constantly on the go.

Meals happen when we’re hungry, and not necessarily on a breakfast, lunch or dinner schedule.

We also tend to go for easy recipes that can be made in minutes or no cooking required.

In hot weather, a sandwich is always a great solution for a quick meal or even a snack.

My next kid-friendly recipe is cute and creative sandwich that’s fun for the beach, pool or even just a hot summer day.

Cute Crab Sandwich

This sandwich was made simple with ham and cheese for picky little eaters, but can be easily customized for your favorite fillings — including crab itself!

Ingredients:

Ham Slices
Swiss Cheese Slices
Mustard
Candy Eyes
Red Pepper cut into thin slices
Croissants

This is what I used to make the crab sandwich shown. Feel free to customize with what you have on hand or with your favorite ingredients.

Supplies:

Kitchen knife
Cutting board

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To get started, slice the croissants in half and add cheese.

Add ham (or another meat).

You can also add any other veggies, toppings or spreads.

Slice the red pepper into strips and place them in the sandwich to create crab legs. If you prefer, you could also use pretzel sticks instead.

Using the mustard as a glue to stick on the candy eyes.

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Yield: 3

Cute Crab Sandwich

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Help your hangry kids be less crabby with this easy summer lunch! Here is a claw-some crab sandwich you can make in minutes.

Prep Time 10 minutes

Total Time 10 minutes

Ingredients

Ham Slices
Swiss Cheese Slices
Mustard
Candy Eyes
Red Pepper cut into thin slices
Croissants

Instructions

Slice the croissants in half and add cheese.
Add ham
Slice the red pepper into strips and place them in the sandwich.
Using the mustard as a glue to stick on the candy eyes

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Packed with Style and Laughs: Funny Clothing Jokes for Kids and Adults

Kim — Tue, 14 Jul 2026 18:23:08 +0000

Celebrate all the clothes we wear with these stylish and funny clothing jokes. Get the free 3 page printable to save and share!

While coordinating daily outfits for a busy household and tackling the ever-growing mountain of laundry can sometimes be overwhelming the world of what we wear is an absolute goldmine for family-friendly comedy!

These everyday items provide the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

My next set of kid friendly jokes is all about the clothes we wear.

So, clear out the clutter, organize your hangers, and prepare for a serious wave of clean closet comedy—no ironing required!

Today, we are opening up a premium, top-tier collection of squeaky clean clothes jokes, hilarious wardrobe puns, and clever fashion one-liners.

They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to have your whole household laughing all the way to the dressing room!

Check them out below!

Clothing Jokes

Share these fun clothing inspired jokes with your family and friends.

1. Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie.
2. What did one hat say to the other? “Stay here! I’m going on ahead.”
3. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
4. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
5. What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
6. What does a house wear? Address!
7. Why do sweaters tend to hang out together? They’re pretty close-knit.
8. What did the hat say to the head? I’ve got you covered.
9. Do you have holes in your underwear? No? Then how do you put your legs through?
10. What does a cloud wear under her raincoat? Thunderwear!
11. Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
12. What do you call a fake shirt? A fab-rication.
13. What kind of socks does a pirate wear? Arrrrrgyle!
14. What do you call a jacket that is on fire? A blazer.
15. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time!
16. What type of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans.
17. What do you call a fashion-forward cow? Moo-dern.
18. I caught my neighbor stealing my socks. I was going to confront him, but I got cold feet
19. What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest!
20. What did the shirt say to the iron? “You press my buttons.”
21. I saw someone holding a pair of shoes to his ears. Apparently, he was listening to sole music
22. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat? Tyrannosaurus Tex.
23. What color socks do bears wear? They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
24. What happens when you throw a white hat into the Black Sea? It gets wet!
25. What’s the biggest problem with snow boots? They melt.
26. What do you call a collection of old underwear? A brief history.
27. What kind of jacket does an octopus wear? An Army Jacket.
28. Where did T-Rex get all of his clothes? From a dino-sewer.
29. What is a boat’s favorite brand of pants? Dockers!

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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The Ultimate Side Dish: Easy Garlic Parmesan Corn Recipe

Kim — Tue, 14 Jul 2026 14:19:47 +0000

This easy baked garlic Parmesan corn recipe is a must make summer side dish! Find out how to make it for your family.

Did you know the little Iowa town I live in is famous for its sweet corn?

We live just outside Des Moines and our local “peaches and cream” sweet corn is on the menu several nights a week this time of year at our house.

It’s fresh, tasty and available to buy from vendors on most major intersections.

If you also love sweet corn season and are looking for more corn recipes to add to your menu, I have you covered on Two Kids and a Coupon.

My next easy recipe is can be made in minutes while you’re grilling or cooking your main entree.

Baked corn on the cob is easy to make and delicious to eat.

It’s also easy to scale for a couple people or a crowd, so it’s great to serve at your next barbecue.

Here is how to make it!

Ingredients:

Corn
1 Stick Butter
Salt
Pepper
Garlic Parmesan Sauce
Shredded Parmesan Cheese
Seasoned salt

Supplies:

Cutting board and kitchen knife
Glass baking dish
Corn holders

Easy Garlic Parmesan Corn Recipe

To get started on this easy side dish, you will want to preheat your oven to 350 degrees.

Set the corn in a baking dish.

To make it easier to eat, I cut the corn into sections but you can leave the size up to your personal preferences.

Sprinkle with salt and pepper.

Cut your stick of butter into slices and add one slice of butter to each piece of corn.

Bake for 15-20 minutes or until corn is golden.

Remove the garlic parmesan corn from the oven.

Next, you will want to coat the corn in garlic Parmesan sauce.

Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese. You can also add seasoned salt if you desire.

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Garlic Parmesan Corn Recipe

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This easy baked garlic Parmesan corn recipe is a must make summer side dish! Find out how to make it for your family.

Prep Time 10 minutes

Cook Time 15 minutes

Total Time 25 minutes

Ingredients

Corn
1 Stick Butter
Salt
Pepper
Garlic Parmesan Sauce
Shredded Parmesan Cheese
Seasoned salt

Instructions

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees.
Set the corn in a baking dish.
Sprinkle with salt and pepper.
Cut your stick of butter into slices and add one slice of butter to each piece of corn.
Bake for 15-20 minutes or until corn is golden.
Remove the corn from the oven.
Coat the corn in garlic Parmesan sauce.
Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese. You can also add seasoned salt if you desire.

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Head Back to the Classroom With These School Supplies Jokes

Kim — Mon, 13 Jul 2026 16:19:04 +0000

Head back to the classroom in hilarious style with these funny school supplies jokes for kids and adults. Get the free 3 page printable to save and share.

Back to school is almost here.

There is an absolute, undeniable magic that comes with a fresh start—unzipping a brand-new backpack, opening a crisp notebook to its very first page, and lining up a row of perfectly pointed colored pencils on a clean desk.

School supplies help our kids get organized and learn in the classroom, but did you know that they can be funny as well?

These everyday items provide the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.

My next request is all about the supplies kids use to go back to class.

So, pack up your pencil cases, clear off the workspace, and prepare for a serious wave of clean classroom comedy—no homework required!

Today, we are opening up a premium, top-tier collection of squeaky-clean school supply jokes, hilarious paper puns, and clever back-to-school one-liners.

They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to have your whole household laughing all the way to the bus stop!

School Supplies Jokes

Share these fun jokes with the students and teachers in your life.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on.
What did one pencil say to the other? Looking sharp!
What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!
Why did the stapler break up with the paper? It was too attached.
Why was the notebook so popular? It had all of the right lines.
What is the eraser’s favorite saying? Everybody makes mistakes!
Why did the glue get in trouble? It couldn’t stick to the rules?
What did the paper say to the pen? You have a good point.
Why did the computer go to the nurse’s office? It had a virus.
What school supply is in charge of the classroom? The ruler.
Why do calculators always make great friends? You can count on them.
Why did the student bring scissors to school? So they could cut class.
What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? Stop going in circles and get to the point.
Which hand is it better to write with? Neither, it’s best to write with a pen!
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita? Anita who? Anita borrow a pencil!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, there’s no point!
Where do pencils go for vacation? Pencil-vania.
What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!
What did the pencil say to the eraser? You always rub me the wrong way.
Why did the glue bottle get a promotion? It always stuck to the plan.
Why did the tape get a bad grade? It couldn’t stick to the topic.

More Fun School Jokes

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These funny teacher jokes are sure to earn you an A+.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Fun School Coloring Pages and Printables

In addition to these Funny School Supply Jokes, don’t miss our other fun related activities and food for all ages.

You will also love these free back to school coloring pages.

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Pouring with Laughs: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Rain Jokes

Kim — Sun, 12 Jul 2026 14:16:03 +0000

Make a gloomy rainy day a little bit brighter with these funny rain jokes for kids and adults. Get the free 3 page printable to save and share.

Feeling cooped up inside on a rainy day?

While curling up with a good book or playing games can be lots of fun, cabin fever and boredom can set in very quickly.

While finding ways to save a canceled backyard cookout or a washed-out park day can sometimes be a struggle, a rainy afternoon is actually an absolute goldmine for family-friendly comedy!

S tormy weather can provide the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.

After all, when a topic naturally allows you to joke about “pouring with laughter” or telling someone to “save their jokes for a rainy day,” you know your content is bound to be a roaring success.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

My next set of jokes is all about the rain.

So, put away the soggy outdoor shoes, grab a cozy blanket, and prepare for a serious downpour of clean comedy—no raincoats required!

Today, we are opening up a premium, top-tier collection of squeaky-clean rain themed jokes, hilarious weather puns, and clever storm one-liners.

They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to have your whole household smiling all afternoon long!

Rain Jokes

Share these fun jokes on your next rainy day indoors.

When does it rain money? When there’s change in the weather.
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather.
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? One is reined up and the other rains down.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.
Why shouldn’t you fight with a rain cloud? It’ll storm out on you.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target? It just mists.
What is a king’s favourite weather? Hail.
What happened when it started raining coins? It started knocking some cents into the world.
What does rain do before marriage? It precipi-dates!
What does a rain cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunder wear.
Why do you have to act quickly during a flood? Because it’s an emergent sea.
Can bees fly when it’s raining? Not without their little yellow jackets.
Why do cows always lie on each other in the rain? To keep each udder dry.
Did you see the new movie about a tornado? It’s got a great twist.
What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? They crack up.
How do hurricanes see? With one eye.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy today; cloudy tomorrow.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Butter! Butter who? Butter bring an umbrella. It looks like it might start raining.
Knock, knock! Who’s There? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the Weather Channel, it’s going to rain tomorrow!
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Hurricane. Hurricane who? Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm?
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s raining outside.
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole? The rain-deer!

More Fun Weather Jokes for Kids

You will love these other weather themed family friendly jokes. Print them today!

Be sure to print my funny weather jokes for kids and adults.

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Snow joke! These are some of the funniest snow jokes around.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen!

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Enjoy Clean Potty Humor With These Bathroom Jokes Sure to Crack You Up

Kim — Fri, 10 Jul 2026 14:10:03 +0000

These funny bathroom jokes are clean potty humor that is sure to crack you up! Get the free 2 page printable to save and share.

While sharing a single hallway bathroom with the entire household can sometimes feel like a juggling act, our daily scrubbing routines and porcelain fixtures are an absolute goldmine for family-friendly comedy!

From bubbly bathtubs and noisy plungers to those legendary, never-ending battles over leaving the seat up, the bathroom provides the absolute perfect material for clever wordplay and lighthearted groans.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

My next set of kid-friendly jokes is all about the bathroom.

So, put down the bath scrubbers, wipe off the steam from the mirror, and prepare for a serious wave of clean comedy—no plumbing skills required!

Today, we are opening up a premium, top-tier collection of squeaky-clean potty jokes, hilarious toilet puns, and clever bathroom one-liners.

They are perfectly wholesome, delightfully corny, and guaranteed to have your whole household laughing all the way down the hallway!

Bathroom Jokes

Share these fun bathroom inspired jokes with your family and friends

What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
What do toilets do when they’re embarrassed? They get a bit flushed.
I was going to take a bath… But then decided I was going to leave it where it was.
Why did the toilet paper go missing? It got wiped out.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Why do people fall asleep in the bathroom? Because it’s also called a restroom!
What game do you play in the bathroom? Hide and leak!
Why do toilets make good detectives? They always get to the bottom of things.
What do you call a person who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? It wanted to get to the bottom.
Why do bathrooms make great comedians? Because the jokes come out clean!
What type of trees grow in the bathroom? Toilet-trees.
Why did the man bring toilet paper to the party? He’s a party pooper!
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? “I’m feeling really wiped.”
Why was the bathroom filled with balloons? There was a birthday potty.
What’s a plunger’s favorite movie? Flush Gordon!
Why did the Scottish man have plumbing issues? He only had bagpipes.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Poo. Poo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

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