Breakfast is a great time to get in protein to start your day! 

One popular breakfast sandwich at Starbucks has been a huge hit, serving up crispy bacon, fluffy eggs and Gouda cheese all in a delicious meal you can take on the go. 

While you likely love grabbing this easy breakfast when you’re on the go, what if hitting your local Starbucks isn’t an option?  

Your budget or schedule may not allow you to make a stop at your closest shop regularly.

The good news is that there is an easy copycat recipe of this fan favorite that you can make right at home. 

Luckily, you don’t need a green apron or a commercial oven to get that perfect combination of crispy bacon, velvety melted gouda, and a fluffy eggs on a warm, soft roll.

Even better, they freeze beautifully, meaning a premium breakfast is just a quick reheat away.

Skip the morning rush and the receipt—today we are breaking down the ultimate copycat recipe that you can make in your own kitchen. 

Copycat Starbucks Bacon Gouda Sandwich Recipe

Here’s how to make these easy breakfast sandwiches for 8.

Feel free to halve or double the recipe depending on your needs.

You can also wrap and freeze these for easy heat, grab and go breakfast later. 

Ingredients: 

• 1 lb Bacon Cooked
• Gouda Cheese Slices
• 8 Ciabatta Rolls
• 8 Eggs
• Salt and Pepper

Supplies: 

• Kitchen knife and cutting board
• Small skillet
• Baking sheet 
• Parchment paper

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To make this Starbucks bacon gouda sandwich copycat recipe, you will want to preheat your oven to 350 degrees. 

Scramble the eggs into a giant patty and season with salt and pepper as desired. 

While the eggs are cooking, slice open your rolls.

Remove the scrambled eggs from the pan and slice them into bun sized pieces.

Place a section of eggs on each bun and add the bacon and cheese. 

Place the sandwiches in the oven for 8-10 minutes on a parchment paper lined baking sheet.

You will want to make sure that the cheese has melted and buns have toasted. 

Serve and enjoy while warm, or allow to cool before freezing. 

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Yield: 8

Easy Copycat Starbucks Bacon Gouda Sandwich Recipe

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Breakfast is better when you make this copycat Starbucks bacon gouda sandwich at home. Get the easy recipe to make for yourself or a crowd!

Prep Time 15 minutes

Cook Time 10 minutes

Total Time 25 minutes

Ingredients

• 1 lb Bacon Cooked
• Gouda Cheese Slices
• 8 Ciabatta Rolls
• 8 Eggs
• Salt and Pepper

Instructions

1. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees
2. Scramble the eggs into a giant patty and season with salt and pepper.
3. Slice open your rolls.
4. Remove the scrambled eggs from the pan and slice them into bun sized pieces.
5. Place a section of eggs on each bun and add the bacon and cheese. 
6. Place the sandwiches in the oven for 8-10 minutes on a parchment paper lined baking sheet.

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Starbucks fans will also want to check out this easy copycat pink drink recipe. 

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And you will also love these other egg recipes for breakfast, dinner or anytime. 

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Red, white, and blue, and ready to play!

If you are planning a Fourth of July backyard bash, a neighborhood block party, or a casual family cookout, keeping a crowd of kids and adults entertained while waiting for the fireworks can be a real logistical puzzle.

Instead of letting everyone drift toward their screens during the afternoon heat, the absolute fastest way to jumpstart the energy is with a high-speed round of 4th of July Minute to Win It Games.

This free summer printable includes 9 minute to win it game cards. 

Each card includes a one-minute game that can be played solo, in pairs, or with the whole family.

Choose a card at random or take turns picking one, then set a timer for 60 seconds and follow the instructions.

Complete as many festive tasks as you can before time runs out!

Some games test speed, others balance or creativity—but all are filled with laughter, cheer, and holiday fun. Keep score to crown a champion!

These rapid-fire, 60-second challenges are perfect because they use cheap supplies you probably already have at home, require zero complicated rules, and are just as hilarious to watch as they are to play.

Here are nine simple, patriotic games guaranteed to deliver a five-star rating from your holiday guests!

Fourth of July Minute to Win It Games for Your Backyard Bash

1. Liberty Bell Ringers

• The Setup: Line up 5 red solo cups at the edge of a picnic table. Give each player a handful of ping pong balls.

• The Mission: Players stand 6 feet back and must bounce the ping pong balls off the ground and land one inside each cup to “ring the bell” before the timer hits zero.

2. Stars & Stripes Stack

• The Setup: Provide a stack of 20 red cups and 20 blue cups, completely mixed together.

• The Mission: Using only one hand, the player must perfectly alternate stacking the cups (red, blue, red, blue) into a single tall tower without it toppling over.

3. Sparkler Shuffle

• The Setup: Place two large bowls on opposite sides of the yard. Fill one bowl with red, white, and blue pom-poms (or wrapped patriotic candies). Provide the player with a pair of kitchen tongs.

• The Mission: Move as many “sparklers” as possible from the full bowl to the empty bowl in 60 seconds using only the tongs.

4. Fireworks Face-Off

• The Setup: Place a classic Oreo cookie (the red-crested holiday ones work great!) on each player’s forehead while they tilt their head back.

• The Mission: Using only their facial muscles—no hands allowed—players must wiggle the cookie down into their mouth before the minute is up.

5. Uncle Sam’s Coin Toss

• The Setup: Float 3 small plastic cups inside a large cooler filled with water. Give the player a pocketful of quarters.

• The Mission: Land 3 quarters inside the floating cups to win the ultimate holiday prize.

6. Firecracker Roll

• The Setup: Place an empty soda can on its side at one end of the patio or lawn. Give the player a pool noodle.

• The Mission: Using only the pool noodle like a hockey stick, the player must gently tap and roll the “firecracker” can across a designated finish line 10 feet away in under 60 seconds.

7. Balloon Rocket Launch

• The Setup: Blow up several red, white, and blue balloons, but do not tie them off—hold the necks pinched closed. Place an empty laundry basket 8 feet away.

• The Mission: Players aim toward the basket and let go of the balloon necks, letting the air blast out like a rocket. They have 60 seconds to successfully land 2 “rocket balloons” inside the basket.

8. Patriot Penny Stack

• The Setup: Provide a pile of 25 pennies and a single dice.

• The Mission: Using only one hand, the player must stack a tower of pennies 25 high. The catch? They have to balance the tower on top of a single die to see if Uncle Sam’s treasure stays standing.

9. Red, White, and Blue Sorting Sprint

• The Setup: Dump a large bag of multi-colored candies (like M&Ms or Skittles) into a big central bowl. Place three small paper cups nearby—one labeled red, one white (or yellow), and one blue.

• The Mission: Using a single spoon held in their mouth, the player must scoop out and correctly sort 5 candies of each holiday color into their matching cups before the buzzer sounds.

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You will also love my summer minute to win it games and my outdoor minute to win it games. 

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Nothing screams peak summer like a giant, ice-cold slice of watermelon at a backyard barbecue.

This summertime must have is delicious to eat by itself and in recipes. But did you know that this popular fruit can be funny as well? 

If your afternoon needs a quick refresh to beat the heat, the absolute fastest way to reset the mood is with a good laugh.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

I’ve had multiple requests for more food jokes, and my next set of family friendly jokes is all about watermelon. 

When you need some laughs, you don’t need a fancy setup to crack a smile at the picnic table.

A quick, rapid-fire fruit pun is the perfect shortcut to turn a lazy summer afternoon into a total blast.

Today, we are slicing right into a premium, fresh collection of squeaky-clean watermelon inspired jokes written entirely for kids and parents.

Grab a slice, step away from the heat, and get ready to laugh—it’s time to see why these rind-iculously funny puns are seed-sational!

Watermelon Jokes 

Share these fun jokes at your next barbecue or gathering. 

1. Why don’t watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
2. What type of watermelon can change color?  A cha-melon.
3. Why did the watermelon go to therapy? It was feeling melon-choly.
4. How can you tell if a watermelon is over reacting? It’s being melon-dramatic!
5. When do you go at red and stop at green? When you’re eating a slice of watermelon.
6. What did the watermelon say to the honeydew? You’re one in a melon.
7. What did the watermelon say to the lemon? You’re my zest friend!
8. Why did the watermelon cross the road? To seed the other side.
9. Why are watermelons such great friends? Because they are totally rind-hearted!
10. How do you fix a broken watermelon? With a melon patch.
11. Did you hear about the watermelon who won the lottery? It had one ticket in a melon
12. Why do watermelons never get lonely? Because they always stay in patches.
13. What do you do when life throws you watermelons? Duck!
14. Why don’t watermelons ever gossip? They don’t want to spill the seeds!
15. Do you know what they call the outside of a watermelon?  Rind of.
16. What did the watermelon say to the knife? “You’re really cutting it close.”
17. What do you get when you cross a watermelon with a dog? A melon-collie.
18.  Why did the watermelon give up its job? It was tired of the daily rind.
19. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a watermelon.
20. Why are watermelons so good at starting businesses? They always have seed money

More Fun Fruit Jokes

You will love these family friendly jokes. Print them today! 

Orange you glad we have these berry funny fruit jokes? 

You will love this collection of a-peel-ing apple jokes. 

Your sides will split with laughter with these funny banana jokes for kids and adults. 

And don’t miss these silly strawberry jokes. 

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen! 

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Fun Watermelon Coloring Pages, Activities and Recipes

Don’t miss our other fun related activities and food for all ages. 

You will love our cute kawaii fruit coloring pages that include watermelon and more. 

This cute craft makes pineapple and watermelon from toilet paper tubes.

Be sure to check out my other toilet paper roll crafts as well. 

This watermelon lemonade is a tasty treat to beat the heat. 

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Summer is sensational!

Longer days, sunshine and warmer weather is finally here and we couldn’t be more thrilled at Two Kids and a Coupon. 

We’re ready for lots of summer fun including new activities, recipes and crafts and have lots of new ideas to share with all of you in the weeks to come. 

Coloring pages are some of our most popular posts with readers and we have some fun new summer color by number coloring sheets to keep your family busy during summer break or any time. 

Free Summer Color by Number Printable Pages

Filled with fun summer designs including the beach, ice cream, the sun, pineapple and more, we know you’ll love our new free coloring sheets that are fun for all ages. 

With 20 free printable coloring pages, each color by number page includes a colorful guide to help you match the right colors to the pictures. 

These color by number printable pages are a fun way to celebrate summer and to practice coloring skills.

They are free to use at home, for homeschool or in a classroom. 

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Just part of the summer fun on the blog, we will have lots more fun family friendly activities for you in the days and weeks to come. 

To print these Summer Color by Number Coloring Pages, just click on any picture and it will take you directly to a PDF document that you can save or print. 

You can also pin these cute printables to Pinterest to save for later. 

Be sure to follow us as @2kidsandcoupon on Pinterest while you are there.

We have hundreds of pins of some of the best free coloring pages from our site and others online. 

We’ve had lots of requests for more designs for our free coloring pages library and have some fun new designs heading your way. 

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Our Etsy printable store is growing and new printables are being added often.

So grab your colored pencils, markers, or crayons, and get add color with these spring color by number printable pages.

For more coloring fun, be sure to also print these Summer Coloring Pages. 

Be sure to also check out these funny summer jokes for kids and adults. 

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Need a tasty and fun treat that is sure to score all the attention at your summer barbecue? 

My next easy recipe is a cute cupcake that is sure to be a hit with both kids and adults. 

With Independence Day and America’s 250th being celebrated this summer, I’m seeing fun patriotic food ideas on everyone’s summer menus. 

My Fourth of July cupcakes have been such a hit, I wanted to share another fun idea for the Fourth of July — no decorating skills required.

Easy Bald Eagle Patriotic Cupcakes

Here is how to make these fun cupcakes for your upcoming gatherings.

Ingredients:

• Baked Cupcakes (box mix or homemade) 
• Chocolate Frosting 
• Large Marshmallows
• Honey
• Coconut Flakes
• Candy Eyes 
• Cashews 

Supplies:

• Mixing Bowl or Mixer
• Cupcake / Muffin Pan
• Cupcake Liners
• Knife for Frosting
• Small Bowls

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For this patriotic cupcakes recipe, you will need cupcakes that have been baked and are cool enough to frost. 

You can use a box mix, or your favorite homemade cupcake recipe. 

Find out my tips for how to make your box mix cupcakes taste bakery made. 

Once your cupcakes are baked and cooled, generously frost with chocolate frosting.

Now it’s time to make the eagle for your cupcakes.

Using small bowls, or even cupcake liners as shown here, add a little honey to one and coconut to the other. 

Coat the marshmallows in honey then roll in coconut flakes.

Next, add a cashew as a beak, gently inserting it into the marshmallow. 

Then place two candy eyes, one on either side of the beak using the honey as a glue.

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Bald Eagle Patriotic Cupcakes

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Celebrate our country with these easy bald eagle patriotic cupcakes for your upcoming summer celebrations. Link is in the comments. 

Prep Time 25 minutes

Cook Time 20 minutes

Total Time 45 minutes

Ingredients

• Baked Cupcakes (box mix or homemade)
• Chocolate Frosting
• Large Marshmallows
• Honey
• Coconut Flakes
• Candy Eyes
• Cashews

Instructions

1. Generously frost cupcakes with chocolate frosting.
2. Using small bowls, or even cupcake liners as shown here, add a little honey to one and coconut to the other. 
3. Coat the marshmallows in honey then roll in coconut flakes.
4. Add a cashew as a beak, gently inserting it into the marshmallow. 
5. Place two candy eyes, one on either side of the beak using the honey as a glue.

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You will also love these fun Fourth of July red, white and blue cupcakes. 

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Technology is a big part of our lives, even if it is not always our friend. 

Computers, tablets, smartphones and more help us manage our work, our personal lives and even our entertainment, but they can also cause stress when things don’t work as they should. 

When tech goes wrong, all we can do is laugh and hang in there, and in the spirit of not letting these devices stress us out, I have a whole new series of kid friendly jokes all about tech. 

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood during a tech-free family dinner, break the ice at a coding camp, or just need a good laugh after a day spent battling the blue screen of death, a little bit of digital wit is the best system upgrade you can give your household

Today, we are bypassing the firewall and diving straight into a premium, crash-proof collection of computer inspired jokes designed for the whole family.

So, power down your frustration, minimize your stress, and get ready for a refresh—it’s time to find out why a little bit of computer humor is exactly what you need to keep your family operating at peak performance!

Computer Jokes 

Share these fun jokes with your family and friends. 

1. 1. Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
   2. What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard? A screensaver!
   3. What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
   4. When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.
   5. What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
   6. Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license? He crashed the computer.
   7. How did the computer catch cold? It left a window open.
   8. Why did the computer go to bed? It needed to crash.
   9. Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its website.
   10. Why did the computer go to the doctor?  Because it had a virus!
   11. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
   12. Why did the programmer go broke? Because she used up all her cache.
   13. Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse.
   14. Why did the Karen press CTRL ALT DEL? Because she wanted to see the task manager!
   15. Where do computers go to dance? The disk-o.
   16. What do you call a computer mouse that swears? A cursor.
   17. What do you call it when your computer goes to sleep? A naptop.
   18. What do computers have for lunch? A byte. 
   19. How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just ransomware.
   20. Me: Boss, I’m sorry I’m late. I was having computer problems. Boss: Hard Drive? Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.
   21. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It thought it had a terminal illness.

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen! 

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All aboard! 

Get ready for some train sized laughs with my latest collection of clean jokes on Two Kids and a Coupon.

My readers love kid friendly jokes that they can share with family and friends, and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

With lots of parents, grandparents and teachers as readers, I’ve gotten multiple requests for more free printables and activities about a childhood favorite — trains. 

Trains were a favorite at our home for many years and the kids still enjoy taking a ride or a fun train inspired joke as young adults. 

The truth is that you don’t need a conductor’s hat to pull off a perfect punchline; a well-timed, squeaky-clean locomotive pun can instantly switch tracks on a grumpy mood, turn a long highway transit into a game, or give you the perfect punchline for your next travel adventure. 

Today, we are fueling up the engine and pulling into the station with a brand-new, premium collection of train jokes that are perfect for all ages. 

We aren’t going to leave you waiting at the terminal for the laughs; from hilarious caboose cracks to witty engineer one-liners and fast-track subway humor, this post is your ultimate first-class ticket to seasonal entertainment.

So, punch your ticket, step behind the yellow line, and get ready for a high-speed adventure—it’s time to find out why a little locomotive wit is exactly what you need to keep your family traveling at peak performance!

Train Jokes 

Share these fun jokes with the kids in your life.

1. 1. What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
   2. I was gonna tell a railroad joke…But I lost my train of thought.
   3. Why did the train go to the sauna? To blow off some steam.
   4. Why did the man driving a train get struck by lightning? He was a good conductor.
   5. Why did the train eat a clock? It wanted to stay right on schedule.
   6. Why did the conductor cancel his trip? His plans went down the train.
   7. Why did the engineer go to school? To get trained!
   8. What do you call a train that sneezes? An aachoo-choo train!
   9. What’s a train’s favorite sport? Track and field.
   10. How does a train eat its dinner? It chew chews it.
   11. How does someone become a conductor? They train.
   12. Where does a ghost ride on a train? The boo-boose.
   13. What did the boy say to the scary train? “You’re freight-ening!”
   14. Why couldn’t the police catch the murderer on the train? He covered his tracks.
   15. If you spend too much time walking on railroad tracks it might leave you feeling run down.
   16. What do you call a sick locomotive? A train with a coal-d.
   17. How do trains drink their coffee? They chug it.
   18. I tried writing more train jokes, but my ideas were off-track.
   19. Why don’t trains ever get lost? Because they follow their tracks! 
   20. Why was the train so good at school? It always stayed on track!
   21. What did the math teacher say to the train? “That’s the wrong answer, but you’re on the right track.”
   22. Why did the train get hired?  It had an excellent track record.
   23. What do trains do at parties? They choo-s to dance.
   24. Why can’t you trust a train? Because it has loco motives.
   25. What do trains use to hear? Engineers. 
   26. It’s a freight day to go for a ride on a train.
   27. Did you hear about the train that was always late? It’s a slow-comotive! 
   28. If you hear too many jokes about trains it can be hard to keep a freight face.
   29. Why do train conductors make good coworkers? They’re always ready to take one for the steam.
   30. Watch out for more train jokes, they can go off the rails without warning.
   31. Knock, knock. Who’s there. Cargo. Cargo who? No, silly—car goes beep beep, but a train goes choo choo!
   32. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rail. Rail who? Rail-y glad to see you, let’s go for a ride!
   33. Why are trains so good at keeping secrets? They always cover their tracks.

More Fun Transportation Jokes for Kids

You will love these family friendly jokes. Print them today! 

Your next travel adventure will have lots of laughs with these funny airplane jokes. 

Hit the highway with big laughs with these funny car jokes. 

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen! 

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Fun Train Coloring Pages

You will also love these fun train coloring pages. 

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Summer is a time to relax and to take a slower pace.

It’s a great time to relax, visit with family and friends and to just enjoy outdoor fun and sunshine. 

While you might not quite move as slow as a turtle, you can use their inspiration to enjoy a more relaxed approach to summer fun and activities. 

After all, there’s no need to rush things! 

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

By popular request, my next set of kid friendly jokes is all about taking it slow — with a set of funny turtle jokes to the rescue! 

This humble reptile isn’t just a fascinating backyard neighbor; it’s the ultimate inspiration for classic, squeaky-clean comedy.

A perfectly timed pun can instantly break the tension of a long car ride, bring a splash of high-energy fun to a youth nature camp huddle, or serve as the perfect punchy line to help lighten your family’s mood.

Today, we are rising to the occasion and serving up a premium, shell-ebration of turtle puns and jokes that are officially certified to brighten your day.

Turtle Jokes

Share these fun jokes with your family and friends.

1. What do you call a flying turtle? A shell-a-copter.
2. Me: “Do you have any books on turtles?” Librarian: “Hard back?” Me: “Yeah, with little heads”
3. What do you call a turtle chef? A slow- cooker.
4. What do turtles do on their birthday? They shell-ebrate.
5. Did you hear about the self-help book written by a turtle? It was a New York Times’ Best Sheller!
6. What kind of pictures do turtles take? Shell-fies!
7. What kind of jokes do turtles tell? Shell-larious ones. 
8. What do you call a famous turtle? A shell-ebrity!
9. What happens to you when you wish to buy a turtle? You have to shell out a lot of money.
10. What do you get when you cross a turtle with a giraffe? A turtle-neck.
11. What do turtles use to communicate? A shell-phone.
12. What do you call a turtle that decorates? An interior shell-designer.
13. Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station.
14. What kind of houses do turtles have? Mobile homes.
15. What do you call turtles who are only awake during the nighttime? Noc-turtles.
16. Why did the turtle run away from the party? It was feeling a bit shell-shocked.
17. What do polite turtles say when they pass each other? Shell-o!
18. How do turtles make decisions? Slowly and shell-iberately.
19. What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine? A slowpoke.
20. Why did the turtle buy a cell phone? To make shell-ular calls.
21. What do turtles read? Shell-f help books.
22. How does a turtle get to the top floor? In a shell-evator.

Snake Jokes

You will also love these family friendly snake jokes. Print them today! 

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen! 

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Fun Turtle Coloring Pages and Recipes

Don’t miss our other fun related activities and food for all ages. 

These fun turtle coloring pages include lots of fun facts about this creature.

Be sure to check out my other free coloring pages as well. 

You will also love this fun and healthy turtle fruit snacks. 

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As many of us head out on summer adventures, your plans may include travel. 

If you’ve ever loaded up the trunk for a long-haul family road trip, watched your perfectly organized packing strategy immediately collapse under a mountain of loose snack wrappers and stray shoes, and heard the first chorus of “Are we there yet?” before you even cleared the city limits, you know that summer travel is its own unique adventure.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

Multiple readers have requested the next set of kid friendly jokes be all about travel. 

As we cruise into the sun-drenched days of summer, families, road-trippers, and vacationers everywhere are jumping headfirst into an active, on-the-go lifestyle.

Trading the daily school-year routine for airport terminals, winding highways, and cozy hotel rooms is the ultimate seasonal rite of passage.

But as any parent or seasoned explorer knows, navigating the reality of summer travel—from bumper-to-bumper interstate gridlock to flight delays and luggage cart traffic jams—requires a serious amount of patience and a quick way to break the tension.

That is exactly where a pocketful of high-energy, vacation-ready wit comes to the rescue.

Travel isn’t just about checking off destinations and mapping out itineraries; it’s the absolute perfect backdrop for classic, squeaky-clean comedy.

A perfectly timed, lighthearted pun can instantly rescue a tedious wait at the baggage claim, distract an impatient back-seat passenger during a long stretch of highway, or a wait during check in at your chosen hotel.

After all, the best summer memories aren’t built on rigid schedules or flawless logistics—they’re built on the shared chuckles, the unexpected detours, and those easy, breezy moments that keep everyone smiling from departure to arrival.

Today, we are opening up the ultimate travel playbook and serving up a premium collection of travel jokes officially certified to upgrade your journey.

So, buckle your seatbelt, adjust your mirrors, and get ready for a first-class ticket to big laughs—it’s time to find out why a little bit of travel humor is exactly what you need to keep your content and your family operating at peak performance all summer long!

Travel Jokes 

Share these fun jokes with your favorite travel companions. 

• One time, I tripped walking through Paris. Eiffel over.
• I used to have some good airplane jokes. But they just couldn’t get off the ground.
• Why did the witch stay in a hotel? It has good broom service.
• Man gets hit by a rental car. Said it Hertz.
• What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing Taxi’s
• Where do hamsters go on vacation? Hamsterdam.
• What’s a pirate’s favorite country to travel to? Arrrgentina.
• Why are mountains the funniest place to travel? They’re hill areas.
• What do you call an airplane that flies backward? A receding jet-line.
• Where do sheep go on vacation? To the baaaaaahamas.
• Can you buy a ticket today for a trip to the moon? Sorry. The moon is full right now.
• Where do pepperonis go on vacation? The Leaning Tower of Pizza!
• Why did the airplane get sent to its room? It had a bad altitude!
• When getting on the bus I turned to my kids and said. Don’t just stand there, Bus to move!
• Where do cows go on vacation? Moo York.
• Why did the train eat a clock? It wanted to stay right on schedule!
• Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They’d get called for traveling!
• Why did the airplane engine hum? Because it didn’t know the words!
• Why didn’t the elephant carry a suitcase? He already had a trunk!
• How do rabbits travel on vacation? By hare-plane.
• Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland.
• What sound does a bouncing airplane make? Boeing!

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More Travel Jokes

You will love these family friendly jokes. Print them today! 

These awesome airplane jokes are terminal-ly funny. 

Order up these funny restaurant jokes for a side of laughter. 

Check into big laughs with these funny hotel jokes. 

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen! 

Want to save this post for later? Pin it to Pinterest or print out our Travel Jokes printable. You can access the printable by clicking any of the jokes images in this post. 

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Getting ready for a summer trip and need some fun laughs to share along the way?

Many of us travel during the summer when the kids are out of school and keeping them entertained on the road, in the air or at the hotel can be a challenge. 

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

With summer vacations in full swing, I’ve had many requests for travel jokes, including hotels. 

Trading the daily grind for a room with crisp sheets and a pool view is the ultimate way to embrace the freedom of summer.

That is exactly where a pocketful of five-star hospitality wit comes to the rescue. The world of hotels, motels, and luxury resorts isn’t just about key cards and continental breakfasts; it’s the absolute perfect backdrop for classic, lighthearted comedy.

A perfectly timed, squeaky-clean travel pun can instantly liven up a slow check-in queue, rescue a rainy afternoon in a cramped double-queen room, or serve as the perfect punchline during your stay. 

After all, the best summer memories aren’t just built on flawless itineraries or perfect room upgrades—they’re built on the shared chuckles over the tiny shampoo bottles, the pool-deck giggles, and those easy, breezy moments that make the journey just as fun as the destination.

Today, we are opening the doors to a premium, luggage-cart-loaded collection of Hotel Jokes that are officially certified to upgrade your day. We aren’t going to leave you waiting in the lobby for the punchlines.

So, grab your room key, leave your bags with the concierge, and get ready for a premier stay—it’s time to find out why a little bit of hotel humor is exactly what your next overnight adventure needs. 

Hotel Jokes

Share these fun hotel inspired jokes during your next stay. 

1. My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
2. What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop!
3. Why was the hotel always calm? It had a lot of suite dreams.
4. Why don’t hotels ever get lonely? They’re always booked
5. Why was the hotel pool a great listener? It could handle deep conversations.
6. What do you call a hotel for cows? A Moo-tel.
7. What kind of dreams do hotels have? Suite Dreams.
8. What’s a hotel’s favorite game? Hide and sheet!
9. What is a hotel’s favorite holiday? Inn-dependence Day.
10. What is a hotel’s favorite game? Hide and Suite.
11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Suite. Suite who? Suite dreams, you’re checked in already.
12. Why was the hotel mattress so wise? It supported everyone’s dreams.
13. Why did the hotel manager bring a ladder? Because he wanted to take hospitality to the next level!
14. Why did the room key feel important? It always opened doors.
15. What’s the best thing about hotel breakfast? It’s cereal-ously good.
16. Why was the hotel so popular with ghosts? It offered boo-tique rooms.
17. Why did the hotel open a bakery? They wanted more dough.
18. Why did the hotel get a gold medal? For outstanding inn-itiative.
19. A man goes to the front desk and says, “I forgot what room I’m in.” The receptionist replied, “This is the lobby.” 
20. What is the last hotel joke? “I’d tell you, but I’ve already checked out!”

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More Travel Jokes

You will love these family friendly jokes. Print them today! 

These awesome airplane jokes are terminal-ly funny. 

Order up these funny restaurant jokes for a side of laughter. 

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen! 

Want to save this post for later? Pin it to Pinterest or print out our Hotel Jokes printable. You can access the printable by clicking any of the jokes images in this post. 

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Do you or your favorite tennis player want to serve up some spectacular laughs the next time you are on the court?

If so, a volley of tennis inspired laughs might just be what you are looking for! 

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

The next addition to my kid-friendly jokes collection is all about tennis. 

Tennis isn’t just a game of precision, endurance, and strategic lobs; it’s the ultimate inspiration for classic, squeaky-clean comedy.

A perfectly timed pun can instantly rescue a tense car ride home after a tough tiebreaker, break the ice during a youth camp huddle, or serve as the perfect punchy line at practice.

After all, the best summer sports memories aren’t just built on perfect serves or championship trophies—they’re built on the shared chuckles, the cold sports drinks on the bench, and those lighthearted moments that keep everyone smiling until the final whistle blows.

Today, we are stepping right up to the baseline and serving up a premium, ace-worthy collection of tennis jokes that are officially certified to smash boredom to pieces.

So, adjust your sun visor, grab your favorite racket, and get ready to return some serious laughs—it’s time to find out why a little bit of tennis humor is exactly what you need to keep your content and your family operating at peak summer performance!

Tennis Jokes 

Share these fun jokes with your tennis fans.

1. Why shouldn’t you play tennis in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
2. Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
3. Have you ever heard of quiet tennis? It’s the same as regular tennis, but without the racket.
4. My local sports store is having a tennis ball sale. First come, first served.
5. Why is a tennis match such a noisy game? Because everyone raises a racket.
6. What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
7. How can you tell if a tennis player is happy? If they’re bouncing around the court!
8. I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players. The servers are currently down.
9. Why did the tennis coach go to jail? Because he kept giving racket advice!
10. My wife said to me, “I can think of 14 other reasons to leave you, besides your obsession with tennis!” I replied, “That’s 15 love!”
11. Where did the tennis players go on their date? The tennis ball.
12. Why did the man decide to buy nine rackets? Because tennis too many.
13. Why aren’t fish good tennis players? They are afraid of the net. 
14. Why was the tennis club’s website down? They had problems with their server.
15. What comes before tennis? Nine-is.
16. Why do tennis players like vending machines? They don’t have to wait to be served.
17. Did you hear they invented a new version of tennis that’s supposed to be harder? It’s called elevennis.
18. What do you serve but not eat? A tennis ball.
19. Where do ghosts play tennis? On a tennis corpse!
20. What was the celebrity tennis player’s favorite city? Volleywood!

More Fun Sports Jokes

You will love these family friendly sports jokes. Print them today! 

Score some points with your team with our favorite soccer jokes. 

Knock it out of the park with these funny baseball jokes for kids and adults. 

These football jokes are fun for the whole family. 

These basketball jokes are a certain slam dunk with laughs. 

We’re not pucking around — these hockey jokes score big laughs! 

You will serve up big laughs with these funny volleyball jokes. 

These funny bowling jokes are right up your alley. 

These swimming jokes are sure to make a splash. 

Tee up some laughs with these funny golf jokes. 

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen! 

Want to save this post for later? Pin it to Pinterest or print out our Tennis Jokes printable. You can access the printable by clicking any of the jokes images in this post. 

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Looking for some berry good laughs?

I have you covered on Two Kids and a Coupon! 

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

Food jokes are always a top request, and my next set of kid friendly jokes is all about the sweet strawberry.

The humble strawberry isn’t just a delicious summer staple; it’s the ultimate inspiration for classic, squeaky-clean comedy.

A perfectly timed berry pun can instantly rescue a tense sunscreen-application standoff, bring a burst of high-energy fun to a backyard barbecue, or serve as the perfect punchy line to help lighten someone’s mood. 

Today, we are rising to the occasion and serving up a premium, radiant collection of strawberry jokes that are officially certified to brighten your day.

Part of my collection of funny food jokes, you will love this clean collection of laughs that is suitable for all ages. 

So, grab your favorite sun hat, find a comfortable spot in the shade, and get ready to shine—it’s time to find out why a little bit of berry good humor is exactly what you need

Strawberry Jokes

Share these fun strawberry inspired jokes with your family and friends. 

1. What do you call a strawberry in a race? A jam-pion.
2. How do fruits drink juice? Through a straw-berry.
3. Why did the strawberry sit in the front row? It wanted to be the first to get picked.
4. What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? A straw-berry.
5. Did you hear about the crash involving a truck carrying strawberries? IIt caused a real traffic jam!
6. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Strawberry gobbler.
7. How do you fix a broken strawberry? With a strawberry patch.
8. What did the strawberry say to its crush? I’m berry fond of you
9. What do you call it when a strawberry robs a bank? A strobery.
10. How do you make a strawberry shake? Tell it a scary story!
11. How else do you make a strawberry shake? You put it in the freezer!
12. What do you call a strawberry that uses bad words? Berry Rude.
13. What do you call strawberries playing the guitar? A jam session.
14. Why did the strawberry win the race? Because it was berry fast.
15. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Berry. Berry who? Berry nice to meet you!
16. Why did the strawberry shortcake go to school? To become a berry smart dessert.
17. What is a strawberry’s favorite subject? Chemis-berry.
18. What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren’t so sweet we wouldn’t be in this jam.
19. What do you call a strawberry in winter? A brrr-berry.
20. What did the strawberry say before robbing a house? “Hands up, this is a stroberry.”

More Fun Fruit Jokes

You will love these family friendly jokes. Print them today! 

Orange you glad we have these berry funny fruit jokes? 

You will love this collection of a-peel-ing apple jokes. 

Your sides will split with laughter with these funny banana jokes for kids and adults. 

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen! 

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Fun Coloring Pages, Activities and Recipes

Don’t miss our other fun related activities and food for all ages. 

Enjoy some coloring cuteness with these free kawaii fruit coloring pages. 

These painted strawberry rocks help keep your berries safe and are a fun project to make. 

This easy strawberry fudge is a fun treat to make for Valentine’s Day or any time! 

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Making cute cakes or cupcakes doesn’t have to be complicated! 

These delicious desserts are a must have for many occasions, and you may want to make them at home to save time and save money. 

This summer I will be sharing lots of fun ideas on how to make creative cupcakes and cakes at home on a budget. 

My recent princess cake recipe has been a huge hit and my next easy cake is a viral sensation on reels and Tik Tok. 

Known as dot cakes, these miniature cakes are baked in small pans for individual servings that all ages can enjoy. 

Easy to bake, they are also easy to decorate! Merely frost the cupcakes and then top with your favorite dot sprinkles. 

You’ll get a delicious cake for every guest or member of your family, and you can even personalize with different color sprinkles depending on the occasion. 

In this easy baking blog post, I share everything you need to make these individual dot cakes right in your own kitchen. 

This post is your official invitation to skip the standard sheet pan and embrace the joy of small-scale baking.

So, preheat your oven, grab your mixer and let’s get ready to roll out some serious sweetness—it’s time to find out why these sprinkle-capped mini cakes are exactly what your summer menu needs.

No decorating skills required! 

Individual Dot Cakes

These personal sized cakes can be made with a box cake mix or with your favorite homemade cake recipe. 

The number of servings does depend on the size of your containers. 

Ingredients:

• 1 Box Cake Mix (as well as ingredients on box)
• Dot Sprinkles (pick your favorite colors) 
• White Frosting 

Supplies:

• Measuring Spoons
• Mixer or mixing bowl
• Small White Oven Safe Bowls

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Want to make a box mix taste like bakery cupcakes? Get my tips here . 

Instructions: 

With only a few ingredients, these dot cakes are easy to make and decorate. 

Prepare the cake mix as instructed on the box using the small white baking dishes.

Remove from oven.

Frost your cupcakes using container frosting or your favorite frosting recipe. 

Pour your sprinkles on a plate and dip the cupcakes into the sprinkles. 

This will coat each cupcake in sprinkles. 

Use a spoon, dig in and enjoy! 

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Individual Dot Cakes at Home

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These cute mini dot cakes are sure to hit the spot at your next gathering. Find out how to make them for your friends and family!

Prep Time 10 minutes

Cook Time 20 minutes

Additional Time 10 minutes

Total Time 40 minutes

Ingredients

• 1 Box Cake Mix (as well as ingredients on box)
• Dot Sprinkles (pick your favorite colors)
• White Frosting
• Supplies:

Instructions

1. Prepare the cake mix as instructed on the box using the small white baking dishes.
2. Remove from oven.
3. Frost your cupcakes using container frosting or your favorite frosting recipe. 
4. Pour your sprinkles on a plate and dip the cupcakes into the sprinkles. 
6. Pour your sprinkles on a plate and dip the cupcakes into the sprinkles. 

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More Fun Cupcake Recipes

You will also love our other fun cupcake recipes. 

These red white and blue cupcakes are fun for the Fourth of July or any summer occasion. 

These chocolate cupcakes with caramel frosting are a delicious treat for any time. 

You will also love these Olaf inspired snowman cupcakes. 

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Do your summer plans include a trip to the shore? 

The ocean is a must visit location for many families, and includes lots of fun activities, things to do and things to see. 

The animal life inside these enormous waters are also amazing as well. 

While we’re far away from the ocean at Two Kids and a Coupon it’s still fun to visit and I’ve heard from many readers who love to visit as well. 

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

If you’re looking for laughs for your next ocean excursion or simply some silly family fun for your next rainy day, I’ve got a free printable of high-energy, sea-themed wit to the rescue.

The deep blue sea isn’t just home to incredible marine life; it’s the ultimate backdrop for classic, lighthearted comedy.

Today, we are diving straight into the deep end and serving up a premium, tidal wave of ocean jokes that are officially certified to make a splash with kids of all ages.

We aren’t going to leave you treading water waiting for the punchlines; this post is your ultimate seasonal entertainment guide.

So, grab your favorite beach towel, shake the sand out of your shoes, and get ready to dive in—it’s time to find out why a little bit of coastal humor is exactly what you need.

Ocean Jokes

Share these fun jokes with your family and friends! 

• Who cleans the ocean? Mer-maids.
• Why was the sand wet?  Because the sea-weed.
• What does the ocean eat for breakfast? Boatmeal. 
• What’s one way we know the ocean is friendly? It waves.
• What is the most famous type of animal in the sea? A starfish.
• Why do so many fish live in salt water? Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
• What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time no sea!
• What do you call a guy floating in the ocean?  Bob!
• What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
• Which ocean is the most detailed-oriented? The Pacific Ocean.
• How do you cut the ocean in half? Use a sea-saw.
• What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
• Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
• Why did the fish cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!
• What is a shark’s favorite game? Swallow the leader!
• What do you call a shark that likes to build things? A hammerhead!
• Why do crabs never share their toys? Because they are shellfish!
• Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over land, they’d be bagels.
• How do oceans say goodbye? “Sea you later.”
• What’s a sea monster’s favorite meal? Fish and ships.
• What do oysters say when they’re excited? “Shell yeah!”
• How do sea turtles communicate? Shell phone.
• What’s a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.
• What’s coral’s favorite school subject? Reef-search.
• What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

More Fun Jokes for Kids

You will love these family friendly jokes. Print them today! 

These free printable fish jokes are fin-tastic fun. 

Dive into some fun with these silly shark jokes. 

You will make a splash with my funny beach jokes for kids and adults. 

These marvelous mermaid jokes are sea-riously funny. 

Set sail with a barrel of laughs with these un-believ-arrr-ble pirate jokes. 

Do you have a set of jokes you would like to see created? Leave a comment below or send us a message and we’ll see what we can do to make it happen! 

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Part of summer fun is warm weather and sunshine. 

From outdoor gatherings to parades and picnics to wet and wild fun at the beach, pool or water parks, summer brings lots of sunshine and laughs. 

As we plan for these outdoor activities and adventures, we always pack the sunscreen and now you can pack some solar inspired laughs as well .

The summer sun isn’t just a giant ball of hydrogen keeping the planet warm; it’s the ultimate inspiration for lighthearted, classic comedy.

A perfectly timed, squeaky-clean pun can instantly rescue a tense sunscreen-application standoff, bring some high-energy fun to a backyard barbecue, or serve as the perfect punchy line to keep your digital audience clicking.

After all, the best summer memories aren’t built on rigid schedules or perfect logistics—they’re built on the shared chuckles, the sticky popsicle fingers, and those easy, breezy moments that keep everyone smiling until the sun finally goes down.

Free printables and jokes are some of my most popular content on Two Kids and a Coupon and I’ve been taking reader requests for more clean jokes on the 2 Kids and a Coupon Facebook page.

Several followers have requested light hearted laughs about the sun and warm weather. 

Today, we are rising to the occasion and serving up a premium, radiant collection of sun jokes that are officially certified to brighten your day.

We aren’t going to leave you melting in the heat waiting for the punchlines; from brilliant solar one-liners and wise cracks that will make even the most serious teen smile, this post is your ultimate seasonal entertainment guide.

So, grab your favorite sun hat, find a comfortable spot in the shade, and get ready to shine—it’s time to find out why a little bit of sunshine humor is exactly what you need.

Sun Jokes

Share these fun jokes with your family and friends.

•  I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
• “Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
• What is the sun’s favourite ride at the theme park? The solar coasters.
• Why doesn’t the sun need to go to college? Because it has 27 million degrees.
• How does the sun like his eggs for breakfast? Sunny-side-up.
• When the sun madly falls in love, what is it called? Love at first light.
• Why is the sun not very heavy to carry? Because it is really very light.
• What is the sun’s favorite day of the week? Sunday, of course!
• What does a cow make in the morning when the sun rises? A shadow.
• What will reading sun jokes under the sun make you? Well red.
• Why do judges hate going out in the sun? They like to remain fair.
• What do people who love summer over winter say while arguing about it? When all that is said and sun, I love summer more.
• What do scientists who study the sun have? A flare for research.
• How does the sun greet the moon and the earth? Heat waves.
• Why did the Sun move away from the stars? He wanted space.
• What type of relationship do people have with summer? A love-heat relationship.
• If the sun had a kid, what would it be like? It would be like father, like sun.
• How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun? Planet.
• How does the sun get a haircut from the moon? Eclipse it.
• What does the sun say to his kid? I love you, sun!
• How does the sun listen to music? On the ray-dio!

More Fun Summer Jokes for Kids

You will love these family friendly jokes. Print them today! 

These funny summer jokes are sure to bring big laughs all season long. 

These funny pool jokes are sure to bring lots of splash and laughs. 

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Fun Sun Coloring Pages and Recipes

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For more summer fun, be sure to print these free sun coloring pages. 

These cute sun cookies are sure to serve up a colorful treat at your summer gatherings. 

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