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SMS Quote | Text Message #3281

dirtyoldman — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:25:33 +0000

Lola & Lola naghati ng isang meal ng McDO. Lolo kain pero nuod lang ang lola.
WAITER: Bakit ninyo pa hinati?
LOLO: 50-50 kami.
WAITER: Lola, bakit hindi pa kayo kumain?
LOLA: Gamit pa ninya pustiso ko.

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3279

dirtyoldman — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:19:50 +0000

Keep in mind that:

God wants you to give up the good things in life for He wants you to have the best, always. Ü

His ways are higher than our ways.

dont settle for less. God reserves the best just for you! Ü

dont go for pleasure, you go for treasure.

a day full of favors to you! Ü

touch lives!

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3278

dirtyoldman — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:18:51 +0000

Within each heart GOD has planted seeds of greatness that blossoms with the days. Praying each day will find you growing in HIS tender care. Good morning!

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3277

dirtyoldman — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:00:13 +0000

Blessing
and
Possesing.
Are they
one? Same?

Blessing must
be distinguished
from
possessing;
otherwise,

How could Job
say…

“The Lord gave, &
D’Lord hath taken
away; blessed be
the Name of the
Lord”?

Philippians 4:11
“Not that I speak
in regard to need,
for I have learned
in whatever state
I am 2be content.”

Blessings ought to
be shared, not
kept. GOD BLESS!

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3276

mama_prito — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:01:58 +0000

CITY ALERT:

BEWARE of someone asking what perfume do you wear and they will sell you the same brand or offer you something at a much cheaper cost.
FYI, it is not perfume, it is ETHER. a liquid chemical that once you sniff, you will pass out… and they will take every valuable things on you… and who knows,dey might even take more than that.

Pls pass to your friends & love ones.Who knows.they might be next.

Source: www.qcpd.pnp.gov.ph

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3275

icezorg — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:14:53 +0000

man askd G0d:
y dD u mke
w0man
s0 beauTiful?

G0d seD:
s0
u cn
luV her..

man askd G0d:
but y dD u
mke her
smtyms stUpid?

G0d seD:

s0 she cn luv u. =p

txtb?2

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3274

icezorg — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:13:33 +0000

bkt k
kyä bngy
nG Dìös
skn?

dhl b
klängän
mok0

O
klngän
ktä?

bigäy
ka
ngä b

O
hìräm?

kng
bnìgäy k,
swérté
kö nmn!

kng
hram
lng..

s0ri cla!
“wlang bwian!”

txtb?2

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3273

dirtyoldman — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:54:56 +0000

A farmer went to insurance Co to claim cover for his burned down barn. He want cash.. but the Co. said they wil replace the burned barn.. same size n shape..no cash. The farmer then said, “If that’s your policy, I want to cancel my insurance on my wife.”

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3272

dirtyoldman — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:50:46 +0000

A lawyer who was a newly wed groom took his bride to their honeymoon, but they talked all night as to who had the right to do what, with which & to whom.

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3271

dirtyoldman — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:48:45 +0000

Nanliligaw: Sir, hinihingi ko po ang inyong pahintulot na makasal kami ng inyong anak.

Ama: Umiinom ka ba?

Nanliligaw: Mamaya na po iyan. Tapusin muna natin itong hinihingi ko.

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3270

dirtyoldman — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:41:16 +0000

Pharmacist arives at work 2 find a frightened-looking man against d wall. “What’s wrong w/ him?” d pharmacist asks his clerk. “He wanted cough meds but i cudn’t find any, so i gave him laxativ.” “Laxative won’t cure a cough.” yells d owner. “Sure they will. Look at him. He’s afraid 2 cough.”

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3269

dirtyoldman — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:39:56 +0000

“Get this,” said a man to his friends, “last night while I was with you guys down at the bar, a burglar broke into my house.” “Did he get anything?” asks one of his friends. “Yeah,” he replies, “a broken jaw, 6 teeth knocked out and a pair of broken nuts. Wife thought it was me coming home drunk.”

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3268

mama_prito — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:29:01 +0000

wenever
u
fil
blue,
c0L
me
en
i’l
b dEr..

Mrmi
aqng
cray0ns
d2,
kulayan
kta
ng
pink

para malandi taung dalawa!
hahah.. Gandang umaga..Ü

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3267

dirtyoldman — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:28:33 +0000

Nothing binds us together than the thread of love, it gives strength in the midst of obstacles in life. Thanks for sharing the love of friendship, my FRIEND!

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3266

dirtyoldman — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:15:01 +0000

GOD
made just
one of YOU.
That’s what
makes YOU
SPECIAL.
Smile and stay happy!
A nice day!

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SMS Quote | Text Message #3265

dirtyoldman — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:14:31 +0000

If you concentrate on finding what is good in every situation, you will discover gratitude that nourishes the soul. Have a nice morning! ü

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