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dirtyoldman — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 00:55:00 +0000

Waking up from a deep, long, & relaxing sleep gives me the ultimate & lasting energy… to sleep again later. Buhay tamad nga naman! Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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dirtyoldman — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 00:54:20 +0000

Philippians 3:12 but I press on to take hold… But one thing I do: Forgetting what is behind & straining toward what is ahead
Prayer: Lord, much of my future remains unclaimed because of the false perception or strength I draw from my past. Help me move on & enjoy Your gift of the present. Amen.

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dirtyoldman — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 00:54:10 +0000

Forgiveness unlocks the floodgates of blessings. When you forgive and humble yourself, God will declare, ‘Your FAITH has made you whole.’ A relaxing weekend! Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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vivs — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:17:00 +0000

Gloria and Erap Isang araw, nakasalubong daw ni Gloria si Erap na lasing. Dahil di magkasundo ang dalawa, nauwi ang pagtatagpo sa asaran. Erap: “Pandak! Pandak! Pandak!” Gloria: “Lasing! Lasing! Lasing!” Erap: “Di bale, bukas di na ako lasing, eh ikaw pag gising mo, pandak ka pa rin.” Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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dirtyoldman — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:40:20 +0000

Dad, gusto q ngayon birthday q espesyal ha! Dapat yn message m s akin mato-touch at maiiyak ako..:-) D: Juan, Ampon k!:-S Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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dirtyoldman — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:40:10 +0000

Ang Babaeng Sumisipsip ng Taba sa Tad-yang…
DR. VICKY BELO

Ang Mga Babaeng Walang Tadyang…
SEXBOMB GIRLS

Ang Babaeng Malaki ang Tadyang…
NADIA MONTENEGRO

ang Baklang Nasa Nguso ang Tadyang…
DIEGO

Ang Babaeng Bakat Ang Tadyang…
BEBE GANDANGHARI.

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dirtyoldman — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:39:00 +0000

BANAT of the DAY:

‘Sabi nila ang disneyland daw ang happiest place on earth…

Sabi ko naman..
Try mo sa piling ko,
Baka magbago isip mo.’

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dirtyoldman — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:38:00 +0000

It’s sometimes hard to cross the bridge, try something new, or make that change. But once you do, you will realize, that things are usually never as bad as we imagine. Have a nice day! Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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dirtyoldman — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:37:00 +0000

There will be times you might feel giving up to all problems you’re going through. Life may be unfair, but always remember than when no one else stand by your side, GOD WILL! Good Morning! Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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dirtyoldman — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:36:00 +0000

Let this
DAY
be like
a
plane ride
with
‘God’
as
your
Pilot,
‘Dreams’
as your
wings,
‘Hope’
as your
fuel,
‘Love’
as your
engine,

‘Good friends’
as your
crew
&
‘Happiness’
as your copassenger.

Wish you
a
beautiful
journey. SHALOM!

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dirtyoldman — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:34:00 +0000

An inspiring fact t0
bear in mind:

Mathematics may n0t teach us t0 breathe 0xygen & exhale carb0n di0xide..

Or t0 l0ve a friend & t0 f0rgive an enemy..

But it gives us evry reas0n t0 h0pe that evry pr0blem has a s0luti0n..

Good day!
God bless!

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dirtyoldman — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:31:00 +0000

If the American financial crisis continues for 2 more years. Filipinos might start hiring young American domestic helpers. Yehey ang gaganda ng katulong natin! Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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dirtyoldman — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:26:00 +0000

Many times, the things we complain about are the good things.

We grumble about having too much work while others don’t even have.

We complain waking up early in the morning while others don’t even have a reason to live.

We grouse about gaining weight while others don’t even have food on their tables.Everyday, the Lord fills our lives with so much goodness. All we need to do is open our eyes and give thanks for each of them..

*B grateful everyday*

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dirtyoldman — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:25:00 +0000

To laugh is to risk appearing foolish. To weep is to risk appearing sentimental. To reach out for another is to risk involvement. To expose feelings is to risk exposing one’s true self. To place ideas before a crowd is to risk ridicule. To hope is to risk despair. Yet the person who risks nothing and does nothing ultimately becomes nothing. Have a good day!

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dirtyoldman — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:27:20 +0000

A boy writing a paper on childbirth asks his parents, ‘how was I born?’

MOM: (akwardly) The stork brought you.

BOY: Oh. Well, how wer u & daddy born?

MOM: Oh, the stork brought us, too, & Grandpa & Grandma.

The boy wrote his papar, ‘This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations…’

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dirtyoldman — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:26:20 +0000

Question: When do you congratulate someone for their mistake? Answer: On their wedding.. Add TxtBuff on Facebook now!

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