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Love Text Messages 1 - 5

joker — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:55:32 +0000

The best way to start a happy Valentine’s Day is to send your partner a special Valentines Text Message before he/she wakes up on February 14. If you haven’t done this for the last few years, you should surprise her this 2009 and you might just rekindle your love for each other and strengthen [...]

Love Valentine Quotes and Text Messages 1-5

joker — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:48:07 +0000

This Happy Valentines Day, send a love text message quote to your partner. Be romantic. Use these old-age quotes and you will sweep him or her off her feet. Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp, it needs to be fed out of the oil of another’s [...]

Happy Valentine’s Day Quotes and Quotations 1-5

joker — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:42:02 +0000

Here are the warmest Happy Valentine’s Day Quotes and Quotations that you can text your loved ones this February 14. Although these are mainly quotations, you can still use them as text messages. Just add a Happy Valentines to every quote. Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your [...]

Manigong Bagong Taon Text Messages 1 - 5

joker — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:02:07 +0000

Nawa’y ang mga aral at karanasan ng nakaraang taon ay magsilbing tanglaw at gabay sa pagtahak natin ng bagong taon. Isang higit na maunlad, masagana at mapayapang buhay sa patnubay at pagpapala ng Diyos ang sumainyo. MGA DAPAT SUNDIN PARA DI MAPUTUKAN NGAYONG BAGONG TAON: 1.Wag kumuha ng naputukan na, baka mapikot ka. 2.Tanggalin agad kung malapit ng [...]

Happy New Year Text Messages, Quotes and Quotations 1 - 5

joker — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 23:58:51 +0000

My wishes for you, great start for Jan, Love for Feb, peace for March, No worries for April, fun for May, Joy for June to Nov,happiness for Dec. Have a lucky and wonderful 2008 12 Months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 Days of laughter, 8760 hrs good luck, 525600 Minutes of joy, 31536000 seconds of success, So wishing u a [...]

Christmas Day Text Message 1 - 5

joker — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 10:56:32 +0000

Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months. For thy lord your God had made it possible for u to see the month of December! So shall all impossibility in your life will be possible! Wishing u merry x-mas!! I wish U Lovely X-mas I wish [...]

Manny Pacquiao Text Messages and Quotable Quotes 1 - 4

joker — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:48:03 +0000

To prepare us for the Pacquiao vs. Diaz fight on June 28 (29) 2008 at Mandalay Bay Hotel and Resort, Last Vegas, I will give to you some quotable quotes from our dear hero. In his own brand of English of course. 1. “You know.. i feel im relaxing.. you know..” 2. “I didnt espect it.” 3. [...]

Family and Friends Text Message and Quotations 1 - 200

joker — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:05:12 +0000

1. A baby is God’s opinion that life must go on. 2. A bad husband forgets his wife’s birthday but remembers her age. 3. A bruised heart is a used heart. 4. A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known & then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. - Fred Alled 5. A day without prayer is a [...]

Bestfriend Text Messages 1 - 50

joker — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:33:08 +0000

1. Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die. 2. One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me [...]

Funny Text Messages 31 - 86

joker — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:57:30 +0000

31. Kung mayaman ka, meron kang “allergy”** Kung mahirap ka, ang tawag dyan ay “galis” o “bakokang”** 32. Sa mayaman, “nervous breakdown” dahil sa “tension and stress”** Sa mahirap, “sira ang ulo”** 33. Kung mayaman ka, “pneumonia” daw ang sakit mo** Kung mahirap, “TB” yon** 34. Sa mayaman, “hyperacidity”** Kapag mahirap, “ulcer” dahil walang laman ang tiyan** 35. Sa mayamang “malikot ang kamay”, [...]