Puking Dogtag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-17176502009-11-12T14:51:15-06:00TypePadMan calls 911 four times looking for sextag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330128758ead7e970c2009-11-12T14:51:15-06:002009-11-12T14:51:15-06:00Wrong number... got jail instead. [Tampa Bay.com]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/man-calls-911-four-times-looking-for-sex.htmlMuggers apologize to victim after finding military IDtag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a67b27b6970b2009-11-11T15:01:04-06:002009-11-11T15:01:04-06:00The bad guys even thanked the vet. Happy Veteran's Day! [Associated Press via Google]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/muggers-apologize-to-victim-after-finding-military-id.htmlGuy poops in the middle of a drugstoretag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd184883301287574e01a970c2009-11-10T16:25:33-06:002009-11-10T16:25:33-06:00Wait for it... alcohol may have been a factor. [Press-Citizen.com]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/guy-poops-in-the-middle-of-a-drugstore.htmlInmate uses rubber flip-flop to open jail cell doortag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a6733cca970b2009-11-10T16:23:54-06:002009-11-10T16:23:54-06:00Sheriff says the lock may be defective... really? What was your 1st clue? [Macon.com]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/inmate-uses-rubber-flipflop-to-open-jail-cell-door.htmlSpringer guest couldn't wait for the showtag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a66e243f970b2009-11-10T07:40:33-06:002009-11-10T07:40:33-06:00This guy from Alabama started beating another guest in the lobby of the Hampton Inn before the show. [News Times]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/springer-guest-couldnt-wait-for-the-show.htmlIllinois police handing out tickets for air freshenerstag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a665c567970b2009-11-09T07:42:25-06:002009-11-09T07:42:25-06:00and handicap parking signs, and GPS units, and anything else on your car window. [Chicago Tribune]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/illinois-police-handing-out-tickets-for-air-fresheners.htmlDUI suspect to cop: 'Dude, I do this every night'tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd1848833012875668f27970c2009-11-09T07:39:24-06:002009-11-09T07:39:24-06:00"I'm straight up and not drunk!" this guy told an Indiana state trooper after he was pulled over... He only got one DUI though. [Chicago Breaking News]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/dui-suspect-to-cop-dude-i-do-this-every-night.htmlWant a side of pesticide with your salsa?tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a6b2f377970c2009-11-06T15:11:20-06:002009-11-06T15:11:20-06:00These ex-employees think you do... [KMBC.com]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/want-a-side-of-pesticide-with-your-salsa.htmlDude calls 911 to report his marijuana stolentag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a65dbed4970b2009-11-06T15:03:00-06:002009-11-06T15:03:00-06:00The 911 dispatcher had trouble understanding this joker because he was driving and stopped to vomit several times. He was arrested for DUI. [Statesman Journal]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/dude-calls-911-to-report-his-marijuana-stolen.htmlIf you don't roll down the window during a drive by shooting...tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a65c7b61970b2009-11-06T10:27:23-06:002009-11-06T10:27:46-06:00you're doing it wrong. [Post Crescent.com]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/if-you-dont-roll-down-the-window-doing-a-drive-by-shooting.htmlTHIS is how to do these guys...tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a6582b21970b2009-11-05T16:40:58-06:002009-11-05T16:41:09-06:00None of this on parole, go live under a bridge, but not too close to a school blah blah... [BBC]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/this-is-how-to-do-these-guys.html"Hello, 911? Yeah... my man won't marry me."tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a6ad89f0970c2009-11-05T16:24:18-06:002009-11-05T16:24:18-06:00I can't imagine why... oh.. this superstar also called 911 last week because she couldn't find her car. [WSMV]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/hello-911-yeah-my-man-wont-marry-me.htmlWhy was this man half naked in a van at the Wal-Mart? tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a6ad439c970c2009-11-05T14:58:42-06:002009-11-05T16:21:55-06:00Um... according to him... "explosive diarrhea." Yeah. [NBC2]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/why-was-this-man-half-naked-in-a-van-at-the-walmart-.htmlWoman rams car, throws coins and ranch dressing in road rage incidenttag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a6ab9933970c2009-11-05T06:31:52-06:002009-11-05T06:31:52-06:00Must be some mistake. This lady looks perfectly sane. [Idaho Statesman]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/woman-rams-car-throws-coins-and-ranch-dressing-in-road-rage-incident.htmlScranton priest accidentally shows half naked fotos during presentationtag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a64f782a970b2009-11-03T11:34:05-06:002009-11-03T11:34:05-06:00At least they were women.... oh wait. Never mind. [Times Tribune]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/scranton-priest-accidentally-shows-half-naked-fotos-during-presentation.htmlIsn't it ironic: Man dressed as breathalyzer arrested for DUItag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a6a1591a970c2009-11-02T14:34:17-06:002009-11-02T14:34:17-06:00The empties and the multiple ID's found in his car probably didn't help his case. [FOX19]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/isnt-it-ironic-man-dressed-as-breathalyzer-arrested-for-dui.htmlHello Kitty PJs slide down when you're getting arrested?tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a6a0a82e970c2009-11-02T11:37:45-06:002009-11-02T11:37:45-06:00Why not sue?! [Chicago Tribune]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/11/hello-kitty-pjs-slide-down-when-youre-getting-arrested.htmlRandom woman kicks man's testicles into his abdomantag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a63d278e970b2009-10-30T07:15:06-05:002009-10-30T07:15:06-05:00Guy was apparently just walking down the street when this woman kicked him in the beans... [Calgary Herald]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/10/random-woman-kicks-mans-testicles-into-his-abdoman.htmlDad blows off finger demonstrating dangers to gunpowder to sontag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a63d2202970b2009-10-30T07:00:57-05:002009-10-30T07:00:57-05:00The pretty realistic lesson prolly went something like: "Son, here's why you shouldn't play with gun powder--BANG!" [KTLA]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/10/dad-blows-off-finger-demonstrating-dangers-to-gunpowder-to-son.htmlGuy claims last nights Jack Daniels steak made him blow a .07tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a68040ac970c2009-10-28T10:56:35-05:002009-10-28T10:56:35-05:00Interestingly, he was on his way into his court-ordered drunk driver class when they nabbed him. [Sheboygan Press]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/10/guy-claims-last-nights-jack-daniels-steak-made-him-blow-a-07.htmlCourtroom poop thrower gets 31years tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a67cde23970c2009-10-27T15:03:00-05:002009-10-28T10:54:25-05:00This superstar snuck a small bag of poop into court, rubbed some on his lawyer and threw the rest at the jury. [San Diego Union Tribune]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/10/courtroom-poop-thrower-gets-31years-.htmlGrocery clerk denied bathroom break gets $200ktag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a62580be970b2009-10-27T15:00:30-05:002009-10-27T15:00:30-05:00Not bad, if you don't mind the peeing your pants at the register part. [San Francisco Chronicle]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/10/grocery-clerk-denied-bathroom-break-gets-200k.htmlWoman had a few things in her system before rear-ending a tractortag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a67b005e970c2009-10-27T06:57:04-05:002009-10-27T06:57:04-05:00She told the deputy she drank vodka, smoked crack and had taken Oxycodone, Clonopin, Baklaphine, Lirica, Tegradol, Paxcil, Dilantin and Lamiktal! [Naples News]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/10/woman-had-a-few-things-in-her-system-before-rearending-a-tractor.htmlLog truck driver leaves boom up....tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a6216441970b2009-10-26T15:12:45-05:002009-10-26T15:12:45-05:00snags power lines for 12 miles. Superstar! [Des Moines Register]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/10/log-truck-driver-leaves-boom-up.htmlDallas police ticked 39 dirvers in 3 years for...tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd18488330120a62162a5970b2009-10-26T15:10:36-05:002009-10-26T15:10:36-05:00Not speaking English. And that, my friends, is why it's called TexASS. [Dallas Morning News]Puking Doghttp://www.pukingdog.com/2009/10/dallas-police-ticked-39-dirvers-in-3-years-for.html