tag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-1717650 2010-04-06T16:04:28-04:00 TypePad tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e553efd184883301347fb0e9f2970c 2010-04-06T16:04:28-04:00 2010-04-06T16:04:35-04:00

Grandma: "Hello, 911. Send the swat team over!" [WEWS.com]

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That's a shootin' (in the head) offense. [Columbus Dispatch]

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yeah... he thought it was his ex-girlfriend's car. No word on why he'd want to bust in his ex's back seat. [Las Cruces Sun]

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These superstars actually showed up at the bank to get the cash... got arrested instead. [CT Post]

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Amazing. Cockery like this is what makes Wal-Mart Wal-Mart. I guess if they hired rocket scientists to work there, they'd have to raise prices. [Courier Online]

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Spent two days with the police because his folks apparently had better things to do. All the poor kid could say was "pizza" and "ice cream." [Macomb Daily]

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Yep. Apparently, this superstar had the thing cemented to his chops. [TENNESSEAN.com]

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Police say this joker put keys between his fingers and punched random kids when their parents weren't looking. [Columbus Dispatch]

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Police found the victim with a cut on her... foot. Huh? [Press-Citizen]

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wait for it.... "Become and stripper and sell my eggs to pay the bills." Ta-dah! [Modesto Bee]

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You can't make this stuff up. Goos news is that they saved a ton of $... so far. [NJ.com]

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That's his story and he's sticking to it. Thanks, Chris! [Mercury News]

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Apparently, flight attendants do that where he is from? [CNews]

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Her ex-boyfriend took the wheel from the passenger seat while she got rid of Gandalf's beard. [Key West Citizen]

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He apparently decided to lake a leak on a power line when he got out of the car. Not a good idea. [Seattle Times]

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Definition of "Salt Lake Surprise": Lead him to the basement, blindfold him, spin him around while counting to 100, then... beat him on the head with a hammer. [Salt Lake Tribune]

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They learn 'em young up there in murder central. One neighbor, who has four kids of her own, said it's hard to keep an eye on all them sperms runnin' 'round the house. [ClickonDetroit]

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when guy's former girlfriend busts in and beats him senseless with a high-heel shoe. "Blood covered the floors" and the "tables were in a state of disarray," police said. [Savannahnow.com]

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She used the 'ol "I brought him in to this world, I can take him out" line as her defense when the police interviewed her.... [Observer-Reporter]

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Stinky sweet. [Albert Lea Tribune]

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Oh the humanity! Where's my lawyer? [Chicago Tribune]

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Keep an eye out for his ride in a Super Bowl commercial. [Daily Herald]

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Police are questioning whether he was pretending. Mommy wasn't! [Journal Sentinel]

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2nd degree burns over 18% of his body. BONUS: Footage from saucer scene included after the jump. [MLive.com]

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Oh... she was sentenced a month earlier for killing her boyfriend while driving drunk. The sad part is this genius is gonna reproduce some day. [Buffalo News]

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