Irish Americans fled their country due to the oppressive British aggression that occurred over centuries. In America, they have become part of the establishment and we even had an Irish-Catholic President. You know that one who popped pills like a fiend administered by Dr. Feelgood rather than the typical nectar of the Irish. Let's not forget brother Teddy who drove his mistress to her death in a drunken stupor. But I digress.
Most of the Irish may be horrifying to look at with all that red hair, but they certainly don't deserve to be insulted by some little twerp dictator who thinks Muslim Extremists should be permitted to build a Mosque at Ground Zero. Indeed, I am referring to the fascist Bloomberg who stole his third term in office as New York City Mayor with the assistance of an Irish lass, Christine Quinn. I wonder if she regrets her capitulation now that Bloomie has displayed his true attitude towards her people. She should be boiled in oil for her craven and slavish devotion to this twisted deviant.
Last week at the American Irish Historical Society, the arrogant Bloomberg made the following crack:
"Normally, when I walk by this building, there are a bunch of people that are totally inebriated hanging out the window. I know that's a stereotype about the Irish, but nevertheless, we Jews around the corner think this"
The audience booed and the next few days we were greeted by a rare apology from this racist. Who the hell does he think he is? When Trent Lott, the former Senate Majority leader, made a testimonial to Strom Thurmond at his birthday celebration, which was approximately 50 years after Brown vs. the Board of Education, he was lampooned as a racist bigot and he was forced out of his position by the hapless Bush Administration. The media was in a national uproar. Lott was linked with the KKK, even though he was not a member as was the recently departed Senator Robert Byrd, a leading Democrat and former Senate majority leader.
Bloomberg, on the other hand, is getting a pass since he is viewed as the perfect Republican, even though he is not a Republican. Just because he is an asshole does not make him a member of the party of Bush. Remember many assholes congregate in the Democrat Party, a noted example being Piglousy. A matter of fact, Bloomberg was a Democrat his entire life and only switched to the GOP to run for Mayor in 2001. I guess he figured it would be easier to buy the GOP nomination than to try to outspend all the municipal unions who control the NYC Democrat Party. Not long after being elected as a Republican, Bloomberg switched again and became an Independent. Some might say this guy does a lot of switching, if you know what I mean.
I wonder if his long-time beard, Diana Taylor, is aware of this. But that is not the point. The issue is that the Left-wing media always gives a pass to Democrat racists like Obama, Sharpton, Byrd, Jackson and Bloomberg because they drool over their politics. Yet when a political opponent makes a gaffe, they go crazy about it with righteous indignation via Trent Lott.
Obama wrote in his memoir that he wanted to expunge all the white blood from his body, He spent 20 years in Reverend Wright's church practicing a racist religion, Black Liberation Theology. He referred to his grandmother who raised him as the "typical white person" since she sometimes feared being alone on the streets when she saw Black youths. By the way, Jessie Jackson has said the same thing. He also played the race card like a Vegas dealer during the 2008 campaign.
Who can forget when he tried to explain his lack of appeal to working class voters? Bitter small town Americans, clinging to their guns and religion who fear someone with a funny name and look. By the way, no one gives a shit that Obama is a half-black scrawny bitch other than his sycophants in the media. What we most fear about him is that he applied and obtained a job he was unqualified for. He has spent our money with reckless abandon and has pursued a dangerously naive foreign policy. He is indeed a socialist who has expanded to scope and role of the Federal Government.
His fat wife even thinks she has the right to tell us how to feed our children. The other day she was mandating that mothers breast feed their children. If a mother doesn't want to end up with chaffed and hardened nipples, she should be free to feed her child as she pleases without interference from a woman who referred to this country as mean and filled with broken souls. In protest of this cow, Michelle, I hereby offer my unwavering support to the Nipple Rights Movement. If abortion is a sacred right as the Left claims, autonomy over your nipples should be an easy logical stretch.
The only time Michelle was ever proud to be an American was when they fell for the biggest con job in American history and voted for an arrogant empty suit who thinks that taking your money from you and giving it to someone else is his prerogative. By the way, wealth redistribution is socialism for those who like to claim that it is outrageous to view Obama as a socialist. He may not be a good implementer of socialism, but he certainly is one. Perhaps if he had a clue as to how to be a Chief Executive Officer, he would have been more successful. Instead, under his leadership (or lack thereof), the Democrats lost 63 seats in the House to the GOP, a party that is nothing but a rudderless ship run by nuts and idiots like Sarah Palin and Crying Game, Boehner.
If Obama is such a superstar, how could he have been outfoxed by a party that became so fully discredited by the failed Bush presidency? Not one person can claim to be a credible leader of the party, except for those who claim Bloomberg is a Republican even though he supports massive tax increases, giveaways to municipal unions, abortion and gun control. Aren't those the long-standing positions of the Democrat Party?
Bloomberg, like Obama, has been given pass. Obama got the affirmative action pass, while Bloomberg has the media cowed by his billions. Should it surprise us that Bloomberg LP is basically a huge media conglomerate. It almost sounds like there may be a conflict of interest when it comes to covering this bigoted pig. We certainly have heard the same charges against Berlusconi, the prime minister of Italy who has received nothing but derisive coverage about his corruption and penchant for hiring underage prostitutes. Of course, it is okay to make fun of the Irish and Italians. They are white even though throughout history they have been treated like dirt by the real White people.
Bloomberg, like Belusconi, must also be doing something really nasty on the weekends since he is always away at an undisclosed location. At least when Dick Cheney used that as an excuse, we knew it was because he was hiding in his underground bunker holding his rifle and waiting to fire. Bloomberg, on the other hand, refuses to disclose what he does on the weekends.
Even though the media has let him get away with this for eight years, the chickens are now coming to roost for him thanks to Peter Valone, Jr who is leading the charge in the NYC Counsel to have legislation passed that requires the Mayor let people know where he is at all times, even when he is taking a crap or getting a Brazilian wax. We can all recall how the Governor of South Carolina, Terry Sanford, created a huge sensation when he disappeared to screw his mistress. But of course, Sanford was a conservative (who cheated on his wife like Bill Clinton). Bloomberg doesn't have a wife and whoever he is screwing on his private weekends jaunts is his business even if the unlucky individual happens to be Hector, the pool boy.
Bloomberg insists that he will not reveal where is going and argues that he is entitled to privacy unlike any other elected official including the President of the United States. Indeed, Obama takes more multi-million dollar vacations than any President in recent history, but at least he doesn't hide what he is doing in the spirit of transparency. When you are a public official accountable to the people, you are not entitled to hide away in a closet and arrogantly insist that no one has a right to know where you are.
Bloomberg wanted to be Mayor of New York and he has no right to privacy as a consequence. Due to his many absences over weekends, he was AWOL when it came to doing his job as noted by his incompetent and disastrous response to the snow storm in late December. Isn't it about time he was held accountable?
Margaret Sanger is viewed as a champion of birth control rights and founder of Planned Parenthood. She is a feminist icon and revolutionary. But what were her real motivations? Her own words, which are below, speak for themselves:
On blacks, immigrants and indigents:
"...human weeds,' 'reckless breeders,' 'spawning... human beings who never should have been born." Margaret Sanger, Pivot of Civilization, referring to immigrants and poor people.
On the purpose of birth control:
The purpose in promoting birth control was "to create a race of thoroughbreds," she wrote in the Birth Control Review, Nov. 1921 (p. 2)
On the rights of the handicapped and mentally ill, and racial minorities:
"More children from the fit, less from the unfit -- that is the chief aim of birth control." Birth Control Review, May 1919, p. 12.
At this point, you may be wondering what the hell is going on here? Isn't this horrible feminist cow long dead and discredited? Who the hell cares about Margaret Sanger except for some dried up shrews like Gloria Steinem? Well, you would have thought that would be the case, unless you have come across the incompetent NYC Mayor's new schools chancellor, Cathleen Punty Black. Her friends call her Cathie, but I prefer Cunty. This arrogant whore is basically the new Margaret Sanger.
When she was orginally selected to be NYC School Chancellor, she lacked the basic credentials for the job. She needed a waiver to even get the job. But that didn't stop Mikie Bloomberg from pushing her through without a public search for a job that requires someone with strong management skills and an interest in public education.
Cunty, on the other hand, has no experience in public education and was displaced from her position at Hearst Corporation. She was so bored shopping at Bergdorfs with her multi-million dollar severance package that Bloomberg took it upon himself to find her a position, which NYC taxpayers will be financing.
So far, Cunty has equipped herself fantastically and demonstrated her views of those who attend NYC public schools. At a hearing in January on school overcrowding, Black quipped that the solution to overcrowing in the classrooms may be birth control. If you think that was bad, she went further and stipulated that making decisions about classroom space is like "Sophie's Choice." Thus, her job is so hard that is like deciding which child to send to the concentration camp.
Perhaps if Cunty had any experience for the job she was chosen for, making decisions about school overcrowing would not be so difficult. Furthermore, what she failed to mention is why schools in NYC have become so overcrowded. For many New Yorkers trying to get their children into Kindergarten, there are now waiting lists for the local public schools.
I realize Bloomberg would like to claim it is because he has done so much for the quality of schools that people can't get enough of them, but that would be like claiming that he did a good job cleaning up the snow after the December blizzard, when he was off in Bermuda at his multi-million dollar home, while the real New Yorkers were burried in snow and piles of garbage.
But what has really happened was that Bloomberg let all his billionairre friends in real estate develop all these new real estate ventures in New York in exchange for tax breaks, but he failed to build the infrastucture to support the increased population. Thus, birth control had nothing to do with it as Cunty suggested. It is greed and showering friends with financial incentives.
This was an important priority for Bloomie so that he could increase his real estate tax collections to finance all the giveaways he provided to the municipal unions. Bloomie likes to claim that he is a great fiscal manager, but if that was the case, New York City would not have raised property taxes by over 50% since 2001 since his first term in office. But now that the real estate market is slow, he can't finance his deficits and incompetence with the same gusto.
Cunty apologized for her racial eugenics comments almost immediately, I wonder if that was another "Sophie's Choice" that she had to make. But Cunty is the gift that keeps on giving. Recently, at hearings on February 1 and 3 about failing schools, Cunty mocked the audience for their boisterous reaction to the closings. Under her breath, she was probably thinking how horrendous it was that she had to put up with all these Negros and Spics who are mad about closing schools. Life was so much easier at Hearst when every one was white. Poor Cunty!
Bloomie seconded her and condemned those who were outspoken for being so revolting. In other words, how dare these uppity blacks are for questioning their grand plans to make their lives better? This raises another question. Bloomberg claims he has dramatically improved the NYC public school system. He boasted about the improved test scores on the state standardized tests and of the over 65% high school graduation rate. However, like every good crony capitalist, Bloomberg knows how to cook the books with Enron like finesse. How else do you think he earned all those undeserved billions that financed his purchase of the NYC mayoralty?
In the Summer of 2010, we learned that the State Board of Education had to adjust all the state achievement tests because the US Department of Education found the tests to be insufficient and there was significant grade inflation. Thus, when this new methodology was implemented to correct the distortion, we learned that test scores in NYC remained at the same level as they were before Bloomberg took over the schools seven years ago. Not only that, we just learned this week that the number of students graduating from NYC high schools who are ready for college stands at about 23%. Most of these students need remedial classes when they get to college. Thus, Bloomberg can talk of his high graduation rates, but what good are they when little Pedro or Juanita can't read or write when they get to college.
Obviously, Cunty, with Bloomberg's tacit approval, think we are better off trying to abort or sterilize all these children who are making them look bad. No matter how much Bloomberg tried to turn the public education system into a corporation, his methods are failing. He has had no notable achievements in improving the schools as noted by the stagnant test scores. In corporate Amerika, bodies start rolling when the profits are down. Thus, the solution for having underachieving students is to promote birth control to the ignorant masses via Margaret Sanger.
If corporate Amerika is such a magnificent model for efficiency and effectiveness, how do we explain the last few years where we have all witnessed the benefits of corporate Amerika. We have seen unbridled greed and risk taking result in devastating economic consequences. This had nothing to do with free market capitalism. This had all to do with corrupt corporate barons who have bought and paid for all the politicians in Washington who gave them a pass when it came time to regulate and investigate their slimy actions. Remember, Madoff was best friends with Clinton's SEC Commissioner.
Thus, when arrogant assholes like Bloomberg can't even get the streets plowed after a snow storm, you have to wonder why New Yorkers would tolerate him running our schools into the ground. The crony capitalist model has been an unmitigated failure and is nothing but our version of a totalitarian communism system. As if such tactics would work in reforming education.
Bloomberg and Cunty have been miserable failures. How anyone with half a brain would want to entrust them with management of our schools is beyond me? But unlike the bitter small town American who cling to their guns, religion and bigotry, New Yorkers are just so much smarter. They see the widsom in re-electing this petty dictator even when he subverted term limits to get elected, not to mention spending more money per vote than any politician in American History.
Recently, Bloomberg has been attacked in the media because he is too good to let people know where is on weekends. He has homes in Paris, Bermuda and Colorado. If he wants to take a break and let snow and garbage pile up on the streets, who are we to complain. If he wants to limit our salt and trans-fat intake, that's your problem. After all, too much fat ruins the foie gras. If you want to smoke, that is also out if the Emperor who wears no Clothes doesn't like it.
What's next? I understand that Bloomberg also doesn't like penises since his is so puny. It will only be a matter of time before he starts chopping that appendage in the public square. This is what happens when the sophisticated New York crowd gets bought like a private plane by an incompetent dictator who lucked out in business through Soros' like dirty tricks. But now that the chickens have come home to roost, we can all see what that has gotten us.
For many moons, the folly of the far radical left and their anointed savior, Barack Hussein Obama, has provided me more fodder to ridicule than I could ever possibly imagine in my wildest dreams. This loser and his ridiculously ugly wife are the wettest dream I ever had. I guess this is what they mean when they call his opposition tea baggers, but I assure you no one has rubbed their balls in my face, except him with his paternalistic Nanny State agenda. Now that he finished his 62 minute State of the Union address, which was a big joke, it is now time to go over some of the highlights of the last two years before I get started:
His thin resume,
The chain smoking,
His narcissistic devotion to himself,
The teleprompter,
His association with Reverend Jeremiah Wright,
JOE BIDEN,
Bitter small town Americans clinging to their guns, religion and bigotry,
Record unemployment,
Trillions added to the national debt,
The world apology tour,
The beer summit with some Cambridge Cop and the esteemed, Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates,
Allowing Nancy Piglousy to ram through Congress an unconstitutional health care bill that is mired in legal challenges,
A failed escalation in Afghanistan,
GITMO is still open,
Failed bid for the Olympics for his adopted hometown, Chicago, which he personally solicited so that his benefactor, Valerie Jarrett, could make millions off slum lord properties that would be developed for the event,
Tony Rezko,
The cleaning of the ethical swamp, which led to failed and ethically compromised nominees who don't pay their taxes like his Treasury Secretary,
Wealth redistribution backtracking after his capitulation over the Bush tax cuts,
Creating Iran II in Egypt, via his model for failure - Jimmy Carter,
An undeserved Nobel Prize for Peace of all things,
A historic defeat to the GOP, which has become nothing but a parody of fools highlighted by the brain-dead slut Palin and the Crying Game, Boehner,
A nation even more divided as a consequence of his post-partisan transformative leadership, and
The collapse of the eco-terrorists when global warming evidence was proven to be doctored. Notice how the term "global warming" is rarely used and instead we now hear about "climate change."
I realize that this a very long list, but it is just the beginning and I can't hope to compile the record of incompetence that this guy has accumulated over his short period of leadership (or should I say, lack thereof). I'm sure you all recall back in the beginning when he went to Berlin during the 2008 campaign and proclaimed that he would change the world if he was given the chance to run America. The Germans were so giddy they goose stepped even faster and the newspapers declared him the "Schwarz Kennedy." But now, he and Blackie-O have decided that the Kennedy thing just isn't working any more.
Over the Christmas break, the MSM couldn't wait to note that he was reading Lou Cannon's biography on Reagan in Hawaii while he luxuriated at a multi-million dollar estate while most Americans could barely afford a meal. In America, the poverty rate is at its highest level since the Great Depression thanks to all the Change We Can Believe In. This was a sign that the Saul Alinsky radical was now moving to the center. He was going to be the next Reagan and make up for his dreadful first two years, just as Reagan had.
Unfortunately, the Left-wing media has the history all wrong once again and the analogy to Reagan couldn't be more inappropriate or laughable. But according to his fans in the MSM, we no longer have a Schwarz Kennedy. We now have the Reagan Noir. Doesn't it sound so much cooler than Schwarz Reagan? But enough with all the name-calling. It is time to stop all the hate so that Jared Loughner and the like can't go on another Palin-inspired shooting spree. Instead, now that we are celebrating Reagan's 100th birthday this Sunday, we should transform our post-partisan racial healer into the second coming of Reagan, rather than Jesus.
Boy, the Left has really lowered their standards when it comes to Obama, haven't they? Don't you recall that when Reagan was President, how often they compared him to Hitler? When they were being nicer, he was the affable dunce who used his acting skills to tug at the heart strings of stupid Americans who weren't as sophisticated as they were in seeing through all his bullshit. Reagan to the Left was the anti-Christ. He was just a good talker who papered over his brutal assault on the poor, unions and educational system with drastic budget cuts. He created a culture of greed while bringing us closer to the brink of nuclear Holocaust with his dangerous approach to the Soviet Union. Yet, now, as the smoke clears about the impact of the Reagan Revolution, the Left now wants to grab his mantle as if he was some Hollywood hotshot who they drool over like the wife-beating, Chavez loving, Sean Penn, or the child-abusing mental case, Alec Baldwin. Who calls their 12 year old daughter a cunt in a phone message other than one of the Left-wing intellects of Hollywood?
Let's be clear about one thing. B. HUSSEIN OBAMA IS NO RONALD REAGAN. NOTE EVEN CLOSE. Are they kidding us?
Ronald Reagan was elected in 1980 after the two decade of leftist progressive rampages pushed this country near the brink of disaster. From the failed escalation in Vietnam, the War on Poverty and the massive inflation, America was in disastrous shape. Ronald Reagan inherited a country that was at its lowest confidence levels in history and the economy was in far worse shape than it is now. Unemployment was double digits as was inflation. The Soviet Union was taking aggressive steps across the globe to further its nationalist ideals of global communism. The challenges he faced were extraordinary, as opposed to the problems we face today.
In response, Reagan never lost his optimism and always stayed true to his campaign promises and core beliefs. On the other hand, the Reagan Noir keeps changing his outfits more times than Lady Gaga during a concert. While Reagan was vanquishing the Soviet Union and reviving our economy with historic and extraordinary growth, the Left griped that he was just a "great communicator." To quote Reagan, he was not a great communicator, he communicated great ideas.
Those great ideas are simple and clear and have nothing to do with expanding the welfare state into our health care system with a socialized program run by incompetent bureaucrats in Washington. Indeed, Reagan ushered in the conservative revolution that has dominated the political debates of this country for the last 40 years. Every time a Democrat gets back in power, the first thing they try to do is undo the Reagan Revolution. We can all recall that was one of Bill Clinton's first priorities and what he got in exchange for that was Speaker of the House Gingrich. Now Obama, who was supposed to be the un-Clinton, is following in his footsteps with this pretend homage to limited government.
Fortunately, Americans are not as stupid as most Democrats and they see what a fraud this is. President Reagan was indeed the greatest President of the 20th Century. He freed more people from the shackles of tyranny than any modern leader. He belongs on Mount Rushmore, while Obama needs more on-the-job training. A Democrat President, Franklin Roosevelt, permitted Stalin to erect the Iron Curtain in Eastern Europe. Today, those countries are emerging free market economies. Believe it or not, Poland's economy remains robust and it is not because they pursued a trillion dollar stimulus package to bail out municipal unions.
And guess what? it was not the hapless Gorbachev who brought this about. It was about a leader who was determined to see individual freedom and liberty cherished throughout the world and he didn't have to do that with an unnecessary invasion in Iraq via the Bush clan.
Reagan simply challenged the moral failings of the Communist system and did so against the guidance of his mainstream foreign policy team. When Reagan went to British Parliament and declared that the evil empire would be left in the ash heap of history, his own staff went nuts and the media, of course, joined in referring to him as the bellicose war monger. Similarly, when he said before the Berlin Wall, "tear down this Wall," the crowd roared and his telling words became a reality without much bloodshed, if any.
When you have a leader with a determined vision and a dedication to freedom, it is remarkable what he can achieve. By the way, Ronald Reagan, unlike Obama, never apologized for America. Instead, he was an unapologetic enthusiast for American exceptionalism, something the Reagan Noir has shown remarkable contempt for. The Reagan Noir is nothing, but a third rate President who came to office with more good will than Reagan ever had from the media and he has squandered any chance of making important changes that are needed. He has been weak and spineless and permitted Nancy Pelosi to push him around, while he whined to the media about all the racists who hate him and all the problems he inherited from Bush.
Did anyone ever see Reagan do that? Even after he was shot and almost fatally wounded, Reagan remained genial and in command. Instead, Obama sneaks away from Michelle and chain-smokes in the Rose Garden since he knows he is way over his head with a job he was never qualified for and certainly doesn't deserve.
Reagan had a career in Hollywood, business and as Governor of California before becoming President. He emerged from a difficult childhood during the Great Depression with a father who was an alcoholic. There was no affirmative action program that got him into elite universities he was unqualified to attend. There was no "typical white" grandmother to pay for an elite private school as there was with Obama. There was nothing fancy about Ronald Reagan. He was a product of the American heartland and not some social experiment cooked up by ACORN. Can anyone ever imagine Reagan claiming that being a community organizer qualified him to be a leader?
While we all celebrate Reagan's legacy and his inspirational quality that made us proud to be Americans, you would think this shameless fraud would give it a rest for once. He had his chance in the limelight and America gave him a Razzie Award for his performance by elevating the tanned Crying Game as Speaker of the House.
Since Ronald Reagan left the White House, we have had a string of losers as President who have not even come close to meeting his achievements or moral clarity. His predecessors have been spineless, a pervert, a drunk and an incompetent clown. When Ronald Reagan spoke to the people of this land, Americans once again felt confident about themselves and the nation we lived in. His leadership is sorely missed and there has been a vacuum ever since, which has resulted in one disaster after the next.
When Ronald Reagan was President, no one felt embarrassed to weep during the National Anthem or to express our pride in this Shining City on the Hill. Today, with Obama in the White House, all I want to do is burn the flag after pissing on it. He is a national disgrace. A peevish little boy who is intellectually deficient and morally corrupt. He inspires no one other than Chris Matthews who still gets a thrill up his leg when he speaks.
American is no longer America. It has become a country of weak fat people who are waiting for Superman to save them from their miserable overindulged lives instead of a country of self-reliant individuals who can withstand the ups and downs without help from some condescending idiot who lives like Louis XVI, while preaching to the rest us of about our need to sacrifice.
I don't know about the rest of you, but America needs a kick in the ass. We are becoming a nation of retards. We have moved so far away from the Reagan ethos we are going to need to start boarding the special yellow bus every morning before toilet training lessons. Let's hope that as we approach this historic day of Reagan's birthday, we can turn the corner on this legacy of failure the progressive agenda has caused. We can still overcome the moral failings of this collectivist nightmare.
The Obama Presidency is an insult to American History and its ideals. He is no Ronald Reagan. He is not even a Millard Fillmore. Ronald Reagan, on the other hand, should still serve as inspiration to us all during these troubled times. Perhaps rather than being Sundown in America, we will return to the days of sunny optimism and boundless opportunity. He left behind a great legacy. It is too bad all the brilliant minds in Washington, DC can't seem to realize it.
At a 2008 fundraiser in Philadelphia, Barack Hussein Obama said that "if they bring a knife, we will bring a gun." This was his full frontal assault on the virulent Republican attack machine, which was so effective that it elected him as President even though he was one of the most unqualified candidates in American History.
He spent two years in the United States Senate, 18 less years than he spent in Reverend Wright's church, and had no notable legislative accomplishments. In the Illinois Senate, where he served a bit longer, he voted present on legislation 129 times and had no record to speak of other than supporting extreme pro-abortion legislation that prohibited medical personnel from providing any life sustaining services to a baby that survived an abortion. I guess that's what Sarah Palin means when she says that Obama wants death panels.
The Black Jesus, as well as the far Left and Democrat Party, have a long record of ties with those who use violence or speak with hateful and inflammatory rhetoric. Obama's first campaign to the Illinios Senate was backed and supported by Weather Underground terrorists, Bernadette Dhorn and William Ayers. A matter of fact these two pacifists held a fundraiser in their living room for Obambi so that he could curry favor with Chicago's angry Marxist crowd and get elected to the Illinois Senate. As you know, William Ayers would have gone to jail for conspiring to kill federal officials, but he beat the charge on procedural grounds. Thank God for the Fourth Amendment so that killers can go free and raise campaign funds for the second coming of Christ, Obama (or should I say Allah).
Reverend Wright also used all kinds of racists and anti-semetic diatribes in his sermons and Obama viewed him as his spiritual mentor. Wright referred to Farrakhan as the EF Hutton of the Black Community. Yet, somehow, B. Hussein is a post-partisan transformative racial healer, while Palin is a gun toting wing-nut who encouraged people to violence including the recent Arizona massacre.
The problem with this logic is that if it was right-wing vitriole from Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin which caused the shooting spree, why is it that the gunman, Jared Lee Loughner, was described by his high school classmates as a "left-wing pothead." You wouldn't think that Sarah Palin's hateful ways had anything to do with inspiring him. Yet, Paul Krugman of the New York Times has made such an assertion rabidly in his column, along with the usual left-wing hordes in the MSM.
Don't get me wrong, I have nothing but contempt for the intellectual deficiencies of Sarah Palin. She is a bad mother who should have slapped a chastity belt on her fat slut of a daughter, Bristol. But why is she responsible for the massacre? Is there any evidence that Loughner followed Palin? Do we have pictures of him attending a Tea Party rally? Did he even know what health care reform was? Probably not, but that doesn't stop Chris Matthews, who still gets a thrill up his leg when he gets to hear Obambi speak, from continuing with this line of argument.
But have they forgotten the history of the Democrat Party and its long association with violence and radicals? Following the Reconstruction, the Southern Democrats established the KKK and enacted Jim Crow laws. The KKK perpetrated innumerable acts of violence against Blacks and civil rights workers. Many were killed by the KKK and a leading Democrat, Senator Robert Byrd, was a Klieg of the local chapter of his KKK. Of course at his funeral, the Democrats downplayed his association and suggested his KKK affiliations were merely for political convenience and that was all just fine since he was after all a Democrat. In a interview with Fox News three years prior to his death, Byrd used the "n" word and I don't mean Negro via Harry Reid.
At every Democrat Party Convention during the last three election cycles, Al Sharpton gets a prime speaking spot, yet his rhetoric and actions have actually inflamed and incited violence. He protested outside of Freddie's Furniture Mart in Harlem and called on neighbors to bar the white-owned business. Guess what happened? A gunman showed up, killed a worker and burned down the store. During the Crown Heights riots, he made a speech in a black church and screamed that we have "diamond merchants" in our midst. Subsequently, a mob killed Yankel Rosenbaum at Sharpton's bidding. Let's not forget the made-up rape charges in the Tawana Brawley matter or that he called on city residents to burn the city down after the Howard Beach acquittals. Doesn't this seem worse than Sarah Palin making a reference on her website that Congresswoman Gibbons was a prime target?
This is just the tip of the iceberg when it becomes to Democrat Party inspired violence. Does anyone realize that John Hinckley, who attempted to assassinate Ronald Reagan, was a registered Democrat? Abraham Lincoln was indeed killed by a Democrat, John Wilkes Booth as was James Garfield. A Democrat Anarchist, Leon Czolgosz, killed William McKinely. Although some might argue that a Democrat and communist aren't the same thing, Obama's socialized medicine scheme should put that argument to rest. A communist by the name of Lee Harvey Oswald killed John F. Kennedy.
As we approach the end of 2010, many small town bitter Americans clinging to their guns, religion and bigotry are commencing their "holiday" celebrations even though it is fucking Christmas. A matter of fact no other major holiday occurs during this period other than made up ones like Kwanzaa or trumped up ones like Hanukkah, unless you consider New Year's a holiday, which gets me to grievance Number 1.
1. 2011. As all the fat stupid slobs gather around the table to stuff themselves like a Democrat at a Wall Street fundraiser, they will all be chattering like the Who's in Whoville about how we have so much to look forward to as 2011 approaches. But what they don't ever realize after years of the same pathological pattern is that any resolution you make will be broken by February. Therefore, for those who claim they will stop drinking or lose weight or find a new love or career, you are kidding yourselves. If you think somehow the change in your calendar will improve your sorry lot, you are sadly mistaken. 2010 was indeed a rotten year, but how is that different from the last decade in this declining country some like to the U.S. of KKK to quote Reverend Wright. Amerika is truly finished and if anything is further prove of that, it is the latest actions we have seen from the Pilousy Congress as it faces its final death rattle.
2. The Republican Party. There are many people out there who thought that voting for the hapless Republican Party would somehow send a message to the empty suit with a thin resume that they had had enough of his Marxist Dictatorship. Instead, Piglousy and Company have played the old men of the GOP like a fiddle. Instead of blocking every thing Obama wanted just out of spite, they acceded to his demands in exchange for a two year extension of Bush's ill conceived and poorly designed tax cuts. Instead of letting all the assholes who voted for the Black Jesus suffer the wrath of the IRS with higher taxes, they agreed to another trillion dollar stimulus, a meaningless treaty that will neuter our military, not to mention bankrupt all the defense contractors who make their fortunes developing meaningless weapons that we will never use. At least we can breath a sigh of relief that the military will start its own Project Runway reality show now that Don't Ask, Don't Tell has been repealed.
3. Scott Brown and his ilk. None of the above would have happened if it was not for Senators like Scott Brown. As we recall, Brown was the guy who replaced the murdering drunk, Fat Dead Ted Kennedy, in the Senate. His victory was to usher in a stern warning to Reid and Piglousy. Health care reform was dead on arrival they said. Well, as it turns out, Brown did nothing to end the destruction of the American health care system and he has consistently voted with the Democrats on major issues in an effort to get re-elected in Massachusetts. What else should we expect from a guy who posed naked in Cosmopolitan magazine? His horrible daughter, Ayla, the Princess of Privilege, appeared on American Idol years ago and butchered her rendition of Unwritten so badly it made Al Gore even more impedent than was possible. Now he sits in the Senate acting like a typical politician looking for a free lunch from lobbyists and Wall Street fat cats. This supposed symbol of the Tea Party Movement shows us that Piglousy was right about the astroturf. Now these morons have circled around the Alaskan moose killer as if she is the second coming of Christ.
4. Sarah Palin. Prior to being selected by McNasty as a Vice Presidential candidate, no one ever even heard of this crazy bitch. Now, she is being touted as the populist firebrand who will revive the GOP to its Reaganite glory. Ronald Reagan had a long career in Hollywood, became Governor of California and ran for President four times before obtaining the nomination. He spent years learning about politics and never appeared on National TV clubbing a Halibut to death. As President, he inspired a nation that was mired in malaise as consequence of 60 years of the New Deal and Great Society. Even his enemies greatly admired him as a consequence of his strong leadership skills. And somehow this nitwit who doesn't even read a newspaper is going to replace him. I think not. Ronald Reagan collapsed the Berlin Wall and left the Soviet Union in the ash heap of history. Sarah Palin had a retard kid and should go back to raising him instead of running around the country in Nieman Marcus attire making one stupid syntax error after the next. I can't think of anyone more unqualified to lead this country.
5. B. Hussein Obama. Ooops. I forgot about the Black Jesus, who is an even bigger moron than Sarah Palin. Big Momma Clinton and Joe Plagiarize Biden correctly noted that this empty suit was all talk and no substance. The last two years have more than proven that he is an incompetent. Let's recall the BP Oil spill where his excuse was: "What am I supposed to do? Suck it up with a straw!" Not really loser, how about growing a dick. If he can't do that, he could use the First Beast's penis. Obambi can read from a teleprompter with eloquence, but in the end results matter and his sorry record in office is a disgrace and embarrassment. Americans are suffering with record unemployment and staggering debt. Abroad our allies view Obama as an apologetic buffoon and our enemies are emboldened by his weakness. He is an elitist swine who road the affirmative action train to colleges he was unqualified to attend and a job he can't handle. America rewarded his efforts by electing 63 Republicans to the Congress, a historical record, even though the GOP has been fully discredited as a lighter version of the Democrat Party.
Thus, when the NY Times and MSNBC goes hog wild about Palin's stupidity, they should remember how much they lauded this unmitigated failure. His intellect is about as deep as a conversation at a Beverly Hills Nail Salon. The Soviet style of economics was a proven failure, yet he and Reverend Wright still cling to this discredited ideology, He is indeed a race baiter as indicated by his uncanny need to accuse all his critics of racial bias, even though none of them spent 20 years in Reverend Wright's church, let alone referred to his grandmother as a "typical white person." He wrote in his Memoir that he wanted to expuge all the white blood from his body. Wouldn't it be nice if he would just shut the fuck up and went away? Ronald Reagan has been viewed as one of the Greatest Presidents of the 20th Century, even by historians who are mostly leftist. Obama will be lucky if he ends up in at the bottom of the second tier like Bill Clinton.
6. The Obesity Epidemic. Americans are indeed fat as houses. They suck off the teet of the welfare state for generations and wonder why Little Johnny has an LDL level higher than his IQ. In effort to save the fatties, assholes like Bloomberg ban trans fats and salt. Taking his mantle of arrogance is the fattest First Lady since the Blueberry, Barbara Bush. Michelle is ugly, large and unsightly. The last thing we need is someone with her fat ass telling us how to feed our children. Tell her to spend some time with those two brats and stay the fuck out of our meals. Sharta and Malaria attend private schools for wealthy retards who are too good for public schools. Instead of being coddled, those two bitches should have their jaws wired shut instead of eating 2,000 calories of vegan cupcakes.
7. Cupcakes. Ever since that horrible show on HBO, Sex In the City, where the tramps who acted like single men scoffed down cupcakes at Magnolia's in the Village, we have seen more cupcake stores than I care to count. I don't know about you, but I fucking hate cupcakes. If I want something sweet, I'll eat some cake as Marie Antoinette suggested many moons ago. Cupcakes are the ultimate fatty treat. It makes all these cows feel like they are having a small indulgence, when in truth, most of these oinkers can't just stop at one. If I see one more Goddamn cupcake store, I promise I will burn it down. Leave it to Hollywood to start a nauseating trend like that.
8. Gwyneth Paltrow. Her recent movie where she plays a drug addicted country singer makes me steam with rage. This arrogant whore has made one remark after the next about how unwashed American are and then she chooses a uniquely American genre to stage a comeback to her crappy acting career. This former friend of Madonna went to Spence on the Upper East Side of Manhattan where she was famous for giving head to Irish youths in the back of a car. Thus, why this gutter snipe sperm burping pig things she can play a country singer is beyond me? When someone becomes so insufferable that not even Madonna can stand her, you know there has to be something wrong with her. Fuck her and the horse she road in on. I so want to see her get the same treatment as the Dixie Chicks.
9. Heath Ledger. If there is any Hollywood figure who is more overrated than Paltrow, it has got to be this son of a bitch. Christian Bale was so much better in Batman Returns than this drug addict piece of shit, it is not even funny. Although he died before 2010, this creep still pisses me off. Thus, he gets an honorary spot on my list of grievances year after year. Some drug addict who was selfishly fulfilling his depraved needs instead of raising his daughter is no one to cry about. He outdoes Elizabeth Edwards and Ted Kennedy in annoying. Screw him!! Not only was he a bad actor, he was an even worse person. Instead of cleaning up his act and getting it together for his kid, this little bitch stuffed himself with drugs and gets rewarded with an Oscar. Burn in Hell!!!
10. Brooklyn, New York. When Heath and Michelle Williams moved Brooklyn, they started a trend that continues to this very day. White elitist Manhattan assholes who work at investment banks and Wall Street law firms move to Brooklyn trying to be hip and destroy America's fourth largest city. Everyone remembers Brooklyn from the days of Welcome Back Carter. It was the humble borough that was home to immigrants, the working class and African-Americans. It was the true New York where those looking to make it started off before venturing to Long Island and New Jersey. Now, it has been infiltrated with a most noxious form of humanity, which Katy Perry so eloquently portrays in her song, Ur So Gay. In the immortal words of my big breasted muse:
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
Now, I must conclude my list of grievances and get back to celebrating this joyous CHRISTMAS season. I hope that next year will be even more miserable than 2010 so that I can come up with twenty, rather than ten, grievances. America truly makes me sick and the way this holiday is destroyed by the crass crony capitalism of Wall Street and Madison Avenue only adds fuel to my fire.
While you are enjoying your turkey and sausage, I hope a Sugar Plum Ferry sticks an candy cane up your fat ass!!
Guess what you misty eyed miscreants who are running around like drowned rats as you prepare for your holiday feasts in your oblivious and hedonistic frenzy? There is no Christmas in an Obamanation. There is no Hanukkah! There isn't even Kwanzaa, the made up holiday that no one is quite sure about, except some radical Marxist Professor at CUNY who created the hole charade so that the Black Panthers could have a celebration along with the Christians and Jews. Instead of standing under the mistletoe, I want to take some of that prickly crap and shove up the rectum of all the Goddamn fools who think that this is a time to celebrate.
We have an unemployment rate of 9.8% and the largest level of long-term unemployment since the Great Depression. But we are supposed to rejoice with glee because the supposedly freedom loving conservatives forced the socialist empty suit into keeping tax rates at the same rate they have been for the last ten years. Indeed, I am referring to the supposed Bush Tax cuts, which were poorly designed and did not nothing to stimulate economic growth, except for Wall Street assholes like the crook, George Soros.
Soros was a Nazi collaborator in Hungary and is an economic war criminal of the highest order. Even the French, who protect every criminal mind you can think of, won't allow this piece of garbage in their country because of his insider trading. Yet, Soros visits Obama's White House frequently.
Instead of keeping the Bush tax rates, they should have withered on the vine for all. After all, Obama promised over and over again in 2008 that he was going to eliminate them for the rich, which to Democrats means anyone who earns over $1 per year. America bought hope and change in 2008 and now they should have to pay for it. Thus, the best the Tea Party has done for this country is bailout all the assholes who voted the intellectually incapacitated affirmative action President.
America wanted wealth redistribution, but now they are seeing the results. Instead of burning down the Capital with Pigously chained to her desk and botox needles shoved up her ass, they chose lumpy white Republicans to save the day. Did anyone watch that spray tanned chain smoking Boehner cry like a girl on 60 Minutes? Does anyone think that is going to save us from our own sloth and stupidity? Instead of a cold hearted bitch prancing around the Capital shoving her gavel up Barney Frank's ass, we get the Ohio version of the Situation as Speaker, without the abs, of course.
America needs to learn a lesson once and for all for listening to the NY Times and the elite media. The Bush rates not only should expire, they should be increased by 50% for all until most of the income goes to build roads and bridges, which will collapse when fat assed Americas drive over them in their gas guzzling SUVs. In exchange for this tax deal, the weak kneed GOP accepted another trillion in stimulus in order to save the Titanic some like to call America.
Supposedly, this deal will create 1 million jobs. Don't we all recall how the first stimulus was supposed to keep unemployment at 8%. How many times can America buy the Brooklyn Bridge, which should be detonanted so that fewer white leftists can move their and uproot long-standing immigrant and African-American communities with their organic food coops and bicycle riding?
I have had it listening to Wall Street rejoice as the Bush tax rates continue in place. Why should they? Let the capital gains rates get to 80% so that arrogant Wharton MBAs can get thrown to the wolves in the same manner that middle America has gotten the shaft for the last 60 years by the elites who run this country. I can't wait for the next financial collapse, which is not long off with the massive debt we are accumulating. I hope America puts all this in their fucking egg nog and chokes on it.
What is even more ironic is how the Man who was going to transform America and save us from our broken souls had to turn to the Man-Child from Hope to save his scrawny political ass. Bill Clinton was a joke as a President. His most famous moment as President was when he got caught shoving a cigar up some fat girl's twat. Yet somehow, all the elites claim he brought us a great economy.
Let's remember what really happened when Clinton was President. He and Newt Gingrich played accounting tricks to make it look like we had a budget surplus in the same manner that one of his biggest campaign contributors, Enron, did the same. The economy limped along at a tepid pace until the Wall Street whores and their geeky compatriots in Silicon Valley created the Dot.Com boom, which was nothing but smoke and mirrors, as indicated by the way it specatcularly collapsed two years later right before Bush II was elected.
While our President was getting hummers in the Oval Office, Ali Baba and his forty thieves were plotting mass murder and ultimately succeeded on 9/11. And somehow we should be relieved that Obama has put his trust in an even worse creep than him to save us from the fires of hell? How can a man who cheated on someone as sensuous as Big Momma Clinton ever be trusted? Clinton was a third rate Governor from a backwater state, where he engaged in one shady deal after the next as indicated by the Whitewater investigation. He was impeached in the House and disgraced his Presidency with all his lies and deception. He even lost his law license, which takes a lot since most lawyers are nothing but bottoms for the Wall Street assholes who fund them.
Thank God for Obama! He is everyone's perfect President. He first put his trust in Reverend Wright, then as President, in Piglousy and Reid. Now, he turns to the draft dodging rapist who wouldn't know the truth even if it sucked his three inch cock!
The conservative media is almost as dumb as the Left as they sit back smugly and cackle at all this and lavish praise on Judge Hudson, who ruled that Obamacare is unconstitutional. Does anyone realize that health care reform was designed to collapse the entire health care system so that it could be replaced with a socialized system? The ultimate goal of health care reform was to cause sky rocketing rates and medical shortages. Chaos would ensue and surely create a major crisis, and the Government could then swoop in and take the hole system over as they did with GM and the Wall Street collapse. Judge Hudson merely insured that would happen with his ruling by creating further chaos.
The Left never wants to let a good crisis go to waste to quote Twinkle Toes Emmanuel. So why not create another one as they did with health care? Now, we are supposed to rejoice that Obama is getting a bitch slap from America. Happy fucking holidays, right?
This is one of the greatest cons ever perpetrated, even worse than the Global Warming hoax. Thus, while all the American fools celebrate our multi-cultural melting pot this season, some saner minds might want to consider putting them all in that special yellow bus used to transport tards to school. As for the two brats who Obama sends to elite private schools for wealthy retards, I hope they realize that Santa Claus died many moons ago.
That's right Sharta and Malaria. As you relish your holiday at the White House with all the gauche Christmas decor, I hope you finally realize that there is ultimately no free lunch even for snotty nosed rotten children who are raised to think their shit doesn't smell just because their fat mother gets confused as beautiful by the chubby chasing far radical Left!
I'm crying like a bitch. I can't stop now that the pretend breast cancer survivor, Elizabeth Edwards, is dead. Isn't it interesting how this announcement was made fairly close to rumors that Bobby Doll, John Edwards, is about to be indicted for using campaign funds to silence his mistress who he sired a child with, while his wife was supposedly dying of cancer.
What should appall us even more is that this man was fairly close to be nominated President by the idiots who make up the backbone of the Democrat Party. Didn't John Francois Kerry select him as his Vice Presidential nominee? And somehow John McNasty had lost his marbles by choosing the moose killing moron, Palin. At least Palin never cheated on her even dumber husband, Todd, who she created a Downs Syndrome baby with, Trig. Retardation must run in the family.
As for Edwards, many in the Left-wing media have been lionizing the hero Elizabeth. But she was a no good tramp who covered up her husband's lies so that she could be an even fatter First Lady than the First Beast, let alone Big Momma Clinton. She was portrayed in Game Change as a crazed angry shrew who lashed out at staffers as if they were the help at her 30,000 square foot estate. If anything is a better reflection of your soul, it is how you treat the little people. Saint my ass!!!
Unlike the far-left media, I am not even buying the story that she is a dead or that she ever had breast cancer. This death stunt was nothing, but a rouse to engender sympathy in effort to revive her ambulance chasing husband's political career. After all, isn't the far left looking for someone as honorable as John Edwards to challenge the capitulator-in-chief, B. Hussein Obama?
Edwards is perfect for the deranged fools of the left who sit in front of MSNBC, watching Rachel Madow and actually buy her distorted view of the world. By the way, can't Madow find something better to do than entertain all 300 of her viewer? Doesn't Janet Reno need an assistant? Edwards would slay Obama. At every stop, he could mention how he won't talk about his dead son, Wade, as he did in his 2004 Presidential run when it was mentioned in almost every speech. He even has the benefit of a dead scorned wife and I'm sure he will use that to get votes, even though he cheated on her with some crazy coke snorting slut. I'm sure both Wade and Elizabeth will enjoy the charade as they sip their Pina Coladas at the multi-million condo they are hidden at in the Caribbean.
As we all recall, when Edwards was a trial lawyer, he often resorted to using the tactic of speaking for the dead children he was suing on behalf of and on one occasion, channeled the voice of child in front of jury as if he was performing a séance. Thus, no one will be surprised that when he gets the Democratic Party nomination for President 2012, he will use his psychic powers to bring back Elizabeth and Wade to live again.
Can you just imagine that? Imagine all the Ambulance Chasers living for the dream, which gets me to last weeks even more sickening story line. Indeed, I am referring to all the losers who are paying tribute to John Lennon, the man of peace and love who lived in a multi-million dollar home in the Dakota with his controlling bitch wife who broke up the Beatles. Excuse me, thank you, Yoko, because the Beatles sucked ass anyway. I can't think of more overrated collection of lightweights. Their songs are no better than Justin Beiber, except at least Beiber knows how to dance and does not act as if he is some symbol of a generation the way the self-important Lennon and McCartney did.
Richard Millhouse Nixon, one of great 20th century Presidents, correctly targeted Lennon as a counter-cultural terrorist. He should have been deported back to the U.K where he could enjoy the privileges of socialized medicine. This supposed man of peace spit in the face of American soldiers who fought and died in Vietnam so that he and Yoko could sit around naked and complain about war. Not only was he a disgrace in that regard, he was a horrible parent, just like Elizabeth Edwards.
He dumped his first son, Julian, like a hot potato at the behest of Yoko and to this very day, Julian has been treated as a second class citizen, while Yoko Ono still lives off the proceeds of her husband's pop music career in the Dakota, where Rosemary's Baby was filmed.
To those who mourn Lennon, I have one thing to say: Free David Chapman so that he can take care of Paul as well. If there is an even bigger asshole than Lennon, it is Sir Paul McCartney. We can all recall how he whined to the media how stupid George W. Bush was, but forget to look in the mirror. Did the man who invaded Iraq without justification marry a peg-legged gold digger like Heather Mills, who claimed she didn't know who the Beatles were, without a pre-nuptial agreement? How stupid is that?
Not only that, the loser McCartney lost the rights to his songs, to a bleached and crazy pedophile by the name of Michael Jackson. The mindlessness doesn't end there as McCartney also was out maneuvered by Steve Jobs, who claimed Apple as his own and actually used it to build a strong company with useful products like the iPod, as opposed to crappy songs like Penney Lane, Let it be and Yellow Submarine.
For all this stupidity in life and business, the doddering McCartney was knighted by the Queen. Should it surprise us that the sun now sets on the British Empire when they best they can come up with is some has-been pop singer who got snookered by Michael Jackson? It almost makes me want to sing Ebony and Ivory, another dreadful ode created by Sir Paul.
Today, Heather Mills can rest comfortably in her lush home financed by Sir Paul while she ditched her prosthetic in favor of servants who carry her wherever she wants to go because some horny old man couldn't help himself when he fell in love with this legless train wreck. It almost makes you want to say God Save the Queen, but instead, I shall just Imagine Living for the Dream of seeing David Chapman bestowed with the Nobel Prize. After all, if a failed empty suit like Obama can get one, why not David since he took out one of the biggest creeps in American popular culture.
Imagine that!!!!
Hello Bitches,
Jr. Blogger speaking. I have now returned to Musings of a Maniac, and instead of being interviewed by the Maniac, I will interview him. Enjoy bitches.. while we talk about New Jersey and Brooklyn hipsters. Without further due I give to you the Maniac!
Junior Blogger: Maniac, if you had to pick one place to live, would it be New Jersey, with the sparkly spandex, or Brooklyn, with the white Brooklyn hipsters?
Maniac: I rather live in a hole in the ground filled with human waste than live in either one of those places!
Junior Blogger: Why such strong feelings? Give me more details.
Maniac: How long have you known me?
Junior Blogger: Shut up bitch and answer the question. I would like to have details on why you feel so strongly. Is that so hard?
Maniac: From the stupidity of this question, it makes me wonder whether you attend one of those elite private schools with wealthy retards who can't hack it in the public school system. I get pissed off when I see a pillow askew, and now you're wondering why I feel so strongly. I FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT EVERYTHING! Get with the program you pea brained smelly fart mother fucker!!
Junior Blogger: Okay, retard. Shut your big fat mouth and answer the question. What do you think about New Jersey and Brooklyn?
Maniac: New Jersey is for people with two X chromosomes and Brooklyn is for people who don't realize they have two X chromosomes. Both of these places are for people in serious need of a lobotomy. Better yet, why not just beat their brains out with a baseball bat. That would be more fun then clubbing a baby seal to death.
Junior Blogger: How would you define the term "Brooklyn hipster?"
Maniac: How would you define the term diarrhea? It's nothing, but a pile of shit after too much crappy food. That's Brooklyn baby!! Nothing, but a group of elitist snotty nosed motherless whores. In Brooklyn, the world is upside down. The men have vagina's and the women have dicks! Does that clarify matters enough for you?
Junior Blogger: I couldn't have said it better myself. Now what about the New Jersey people? How would you define them?
Maniac: New Jersey, its a little different from Brooklyn, but still a huge pile of steaming smelly shit! Rather than wearing overalls and a goatee, the Jersey crowd wears speedos to highlight their Jersey sized equipment and pot bellies. The women are an even bigger problem. The sparkly spandex only further highlights a huge Camel toe issue. Get the picture?
Junior Blogger: I get it loud and clear. Now, here's an interesting question for you, where do you think Obama would prefer to live and why?
Maniac: Obama would choose Brooklyn not because of the blacks, but because of the wimpy white whores who live there who are just like him.
Junior Blogger: How do you think the people in Jersey are celebrating the holidays?
Maniac: They don't celebrate the holidays unless you think Kwanzaa is a holiday, which it isn't. Its made up.
Junior Blogger: So are you saying things in New Jersey are artificial?
Maniac: Well, it's got to match all the white assholes who live there.
Junior Blogger: Well, somebody's getting hostile. Is there any other place you could compare to New Jersey or Brooklyn?
Maniac: No, nothing quite as disgusting.
Junior Blogger: I will conclude with one comment from myself. Yes, I would have no interest in living in either one of these places, but I would rather live in New Jersey than Brooklyn. I would rather be around glitter and Escalades than phonies like Brooklyn hipsters.
Maniac: If you are heading to New Jersey, have fun. I will stay here in Manhattan with my shoebox apartment until I die and no one notices for days until the smell of my rotting flesh bothers my neighbors.
Normally, I spend a lot of time and energy directing my ire at the ironic, vegan, bearded, clove cigarette smoking fools who congregate in the hippest part of New York City, Brooklyn. Indeed, many of these elitists whites moved to this predominately African-American community in places like Fort Greene, Williamsburg and Clinton Hill and totally gentrified them with their bike riding, Trader Joe shopping tendencies. They are so Goddamn cool its makes all the rest of us look like bitter small town Americans clinging to our guns, religion and bigotry. I can't think of a place more nauseating, except for a state mired in sparkly jump suits, diners, overpopulation and McMansions. Indeed, I am referring to the state that was run by the Goldman Sachs creep, Corzine, who bankrupted it worse than Obama has ruined the entire country.
Indeed, I am referring to the Garden State, which is considered one of the Bluest States in the country, even more so than New York, which seems kind of contradiction in light of the fact that is currently being run by a two ton slob of a man who happens to be a fan of Mumbles. For those who are not in the know, Mumbles is Bruce Springsteen, one of the most overrated hacks of the music world. This SOB likes to sing about the common man and his struggles, yet he lives ensconced in luxury in a house bigger than Christie's fat ass. He also happens to be a draft dodger like Bill Clinton and has been noted in the past for the time he was physically violent with his first wife. Leave it to a far-left elitists to get his rocks off beating up girls.
Born in the U.S.A. is a song that is even more treasonous and subversive than Imagine, the nihilistic Lennon song. Boy, it still makes me happy to think of David Chapman. As for Springsteen, what else should we expect from a state whose judges are noted for their incompetence and corruption like Judge Mary Jacobson. I assure you. You must leave your ethics behind when you enter her courtroom and get ready for her to put it to you if you want justice. As for Christie, he seems to be cleaning up the state's troubled finances, but I can't help but laugh when I see him waddle across the TV screen.
Does anyone seriously think America will elect a fat pig like Christie to the Presidency over the svelte moose killing moron Palin as some have suggested? His bad taste in music alone should disqualify him for the job. What else should we expect from a state where Bruce Springsteen is considered high art. Sandwiched between Philadelphia and New York City is their major metropolis, Newark. The streets are littered with syringes and used condoms, while its outer suburbs where the wealthy whites live in their fancy houses and flashy cars have inflatables on their front law to celebrate the holidays.
Certainly, such a low brow spectacle hardly compares with hip Brooklyn, where the backyard space of the homes, which were stolen from the blacks, have been nicely manicured with an organic vegetable gardens so that their retarded children will be able to be fed with nature's bounty and feel close to the earth, even though they live in a city noted for its crass commercialism, materialism and dirt. Not only that, they live among celebrities and cognoscenti. I bet no one realized that Ralph Carter lives in Crooklyn, which is far better than having to deal with an asshole like Mumbles.
He was the guy who played Michael in Good Times and has lived a very private life since the show. Of course, this impressed these losers since nothing is cooler than running into a D-level celebrity who played second fiddle to JJ Walker. It almost makes you want to say Kid DYNAMITE, doesn't it? Let's not forget that loser Heath Ledger who lived in Brooklyn too. Who should care about some drug addict who left his daughter fatherless because he couldn't handle playing the Joker. On the other hand, if you are in New Jersey, you lionize that tramp Danielle from the Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Let's not forget the trash talking Teresa from Patterson, who is the most fashionable and stylish woman from Franklin Lakes. I realize some like to look to our First Beast as the next Jackie-O, but how can she compare with the elegance of Teresa, whose hideous furniture and art has recently been auctioned off in order to satisfy her $12 million in debt. But don't worry - Snooki probably put in a bid for this crap. But what's so funny about Jersey Shore is that most of the people are from New York, rather than Jersey. The state is so filled with dreck, they can't even find people tasteless enough to appear in their reality shows, with the exception of Teresa.
Can you imagine having to live in such a place? It is precisely this kind of place and the people who populate it, which resulted in the Black Jesus, Barack Hussein Obama.
The failed post-partisan racial healer had a slurpee summit with his Republican detractors the other day pledging cooperation. But at the same time, Piglousy pushed through one the biggest tax increases through the Congress today claiming that funding unemployment benefits created more jobs than tax cuts for the wealthy. On the same day, one of the Democrats most infamous tax cheats, Charles Rangel, was censured by the House in an embarrassing spectacle. At least we can now see the swamp being cleaned out as Piglousy promised through her clenched botoxed mouth a few years back.
Many financial experts are now speculating that if the current tax rates are increased, the stock market will crash by year-end. This is indeed the ultimate goal of Obama's Black Liberation Theology, which is to impoverish all so that we will all become dependent upon the Nanny State and its abundant gifts.
Unfortunately, his strategy hasn't worked too well since most bitter small town America's don't want handouts from an asshole like him who was elevated to the highest office in the land based on the deluded morons who hum along while Springsteen practices treason on stage.
Like Springsteen, B. Hussein Obama has a thin resume, congregated with terrorists like William Ayers and practiced Black Liberation Theology with Reverend Wright. Now all the same hipsters who found him so appealing are turning on him as fast as you can say Yes We Can.
I don't know about you, but I have better things to do with my time than listen to the crap. Christie should be impeached for the sacrilege. The same fate should await Obama's political career, which appears to be fast approaching in 2012. This weekend when all the Jersey and Brooklyn buffoons congregate this weekend at the malls to shop for the holiday, they will remain oblivious to the fact that this is not the holiday season since it is fucking Christmas!!! That's right it is not about bad taste and hummus burgers. It is about the birth of baby Jesus, who I assure you was not dressed in designer clothes and sparkly sneakers.
After trying for months, I mean years, I have finally scored an exclusive interview with the Junior Blogger, who is now 11 years old. She has lived through the failed two years of the Obamanation and has much to say about the Obama Administration. So, let's get the party started.
Question: We are now done with Thanksgiving. Do you think Americans have much to be thankful for?
Junior Blogger: I don't think Americans have anything to be thankful for after they put the Obamanation in the White House . . . Excuse me, the Brown House.
Question: You sound a bit racist. Has the Maniac influenced your thinking? Isn't Obama the smartest and greatest mind to have ever occupy the Oval Office? After all, he is the black Jesus?
Junior Blogger: I'm not being racist. I'm being reasonable. And no, I do not think that it is right for Obama's first act in the White House to have been to remove the bowling alley and blacken it up with a basketball court when we have troops in Iraq and unemployment. It is funny to me that right when he gets to the Brown House he gets lazy. I don't think it is very educated for a Harvard man.
Question: Do you think Obama was qualified for Harvard?
Junior Blogger. No. Obama was not qualified for Harvard. He got in because he is half-black and can talk fancy for someone who has a "communication issue."
Question. So, you think he was humiliated and slaughtered in the last election because of his supposed failed communications? Don't you think Pelosi lost her speakership, because America hates botoxed and ugly bitches who own Vineyards?
Junior Blogger: Okay. The Midterm elections prove that Obama's Administration has not only humiliated America and its minorities, but it has done us a favor. It has put the Republicans back in power. And I will leave that question with one statement: It is not Pelosi, it is Piglousy.
Question: I couldn't agree with you more. Does Obama remind you of any other world leader?
Junior Blogger: In fact yes. He does remind of a World Leader. Maybe even the country where he gets his cigars from. Castro, the Cuban dictator! Soon, Obama will have us put in concentration camps like a Black Hitler.
Question: That sounds way too extreme even for a Maniac. How is he like the Black Hitler?
Junior Blogger: Well, he may not have us in concentration camps yet, but he has his own version of it at the airport. Seriously, padding down women with Burkas. Do you really think a white blonde girl is going to have a bomb in her underwear? I also have my own commentary on this. Sharta and Malaria don't have to go through airport security. Wouldn't you call that safety re-distribution? By the way, if he had a son, it would be named Adolph.
Question: Do you think Obama is right to re-distribute the wealth?
Junior Blogger: Didn't I just answer that above stupid?
Question: No, you did not. Spit it out or I will call Big Sis and have you strip searched.
Junior Blogger: Okay retard. I will dumb it down for you a bit. Obama has little girls and women in burka searched. Me think that means NO. It not right for Obama to discriminate and have our safety re-distributed.
Question: What about our money being re-distributed?
Junior Blogger: All I know is that I don't have much money in my piggy bank anymore where I used to hide my money from the Democrats. Excuse me, Demo-rats!!
Question: What about his wife, Michelle? Does she make you proud to be an American?
Junior Blogger: No. She does not! For one thing, her project she has chosen to work on - obesity - doesn't suit her. To be quite honest, she had a little too much BBQ and she looks like King Kong. Don't you think? Junior Blogger is getting mad!!
Question: Why?
Junior Blogger: Because retard Maniac is asking her questions he knows the answer too.
Question: Okay, then tell me something new?
Junior Blogger: Okay, well for one thing, I don't like the fact that your mouth is as big as Michelle Obama's arms. Shut up!!!! Another world issue that irritates me is that Obama is smoking like a chimney and letting Bloomberg put a tax on cigarettes. Can't we have a smoke once and a while? I call that enjoyment re-distribution. We have to sit at our desks and pay taxes, because stupid Americans with their Rosie O"Donnell asses get to march in to the voting polls and elect a black man just to make sure they get extra barbecue sauce with there KFC. Barack Hussein Obama
M M M! Is that enough for you, Maniac?
Question: You said it all sister, I mean daughter. Any final notes?
Junior Blogger: Yes, I would like to say that ever since KFC got more BBQ sauce, MacDonalds does not give a toy with their Happy Meals anymore. Now that is a Obamanation!
Note From Junior Blogger: I would like to notify my viewers who know me personaly that I did in fact answer all the questions. I know my father is a controlling bastard don't get me wrong, but I am not the sweet little girl everyone always paints me out to be. I will now close with a saying that suits all Obama has done for us with KFC. Barack Hussein Obama M M M! Shut up old fool! [Sofia The Color Purple].
Good day, silly little girl. Wait until Big Sis gets you alone for an intimate strip search.