Earthling, on Zork Planet, animals such as myself (Dink) have very long tongues. For reasons we do not understand, humans are fascinated with long tongues. Because of my ability to speak your Earthling animals via brain waves, I was befuddled to find out that this doggie (his name is Romeo) was obsessed about his tongue as well.

Dink loves rabbits because...

They have a cute hop, a fluffy tail and are extremely intelligent!

Every time a pet bunny get a chance to hop around its human dwelling, he or she chews on the electrical cords. Little do human Earthlings realize that bunnies are trying feverishly to sever the cords and cut off the human's lavish energy usage in order to help save planet Earth!

This Earthling feline needs to work harder on training his human.  At least he has a nice warm coat to keep him warm as he waits outside. If you wish to apply for the job as doorman for Dusty, please email me at Dink@itstheplanetdidiot.com

The fabled unicorn of Earth has been found. The okapi is a beautiful deer-like creature with the long blue tongue of a giraffe and the rear parts of a zebra. This animal was only discovered in 1901 when a British explorer sent a skin home to London.

Up to its discovery in the African jungles, the okapi had been glimpsed by few humans. They saw the small bump on its head and exclaimed that it was a unicorn.

Up to now, the last time the Okapi was seen in the wild was 50 years ago. It was feared that it had become extinct due to the civil war in the Democratic of Congo. Thank the stars that this beautiful Earthling is alive today.

More interesting animals:

The Red Panda

King Penguins: The Largest Penguins

Jaguar Cats v. Cars

More pictures of Bob the Tail-less Cat:

Bob the Tail-less Cat Loves his Teddy Bear

Bob: I Have No Tail

Bob's Jungle