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        <summary>Meaning I'm stymied. Meaning it's a reading-slump, and reading-stumps are either a symptom of autoblogography or autoblogography a symptom of reading-slumps. I've a reading-slump and a blegissue: How many more ways to duh Duh are there? Meaning there are zillions...</summary>
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<p>Meaning I'm stymied. Meaning it's a reading-slump, and reading-stumps are either a symptom of autoblogography or autoblogography a symptom of reading-slumps.</p>

<p>I've a reading-slump <em><strong>and</strong></em> a blegissue: How many more ways to duh <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZviYmTMpBXE" target="_blank">Duh</a> are there? Meaning there are zillions if I ever embraced by half the what-the-fuck of a half-darer.</p>

<p>Meaning I'm antsy, meaning I'm not sure how to route the antsy, meaning there may or not be more or less of this or that, but I need entertain myself if not tongue-fuck the what-the-fuck. </p>

<p>Meaning nothing more than thanks as always for the Kind.</p>

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<ul>
<li>I chide Greenwald for stating the <a href="http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/index.html?story=/opinion/greenwald/2009/11/08/extremists" target="_blank">obvious</a> (though the obvious often needs stating): assholes unite out of fear of assholes.</li>
<li><a href="http://powerofnarrative.blogspot.com/2009/11/seductions-of-proximity-to-power.html" target="_blank">The Seduction of Proximity to Power</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://dasnotesfromunderground.blogspot.com/2009/11/american-exceptionalism-epidemic.html" target="_blank">American Exceptionalism: Epidemic Edition</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/09/opinion/09krugman.html?_r=1&amp;ref=opinion" target="_blank">Hofstadter revisited</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/09/opinion/09zizek.html?hp" target="_blank">Zizek</a> (in NYT?) on the 20 years since collapse of Berlin Wall.</li>
<li><a href="http://eyeofthestorm.blogs.com/eye_of_the_storm/2009/11/how-am-i-ever-going-to-deal-with-my-envy-of-slavoj-zizek-christ-now-hes-writing-for-the-nytimes-well-maybe-like-this-for.html" target="_blank">On Zizek envy</a>. </li>
<li><a href="http://whoisioz.blogspot.com/2009/11/extinction-suite.html" target="_blank">On the 20 years since collapse of Berlin Wall</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://yolacrary.blogspot.com/2009/11/maintaining-masculinity.html" target="_blank">Maintaining Masculinity</a>. I'm guilty of flagrant (and joyful!) use of the word "pussy," and while I do not deny its misogynist connotations, and I solicit suggestions for an alternative, gender-neutral term, I do not know of another word in English that more succinctly captures the essence of grandiose cowardice and whinging self-pity and exaggerated self-importance than "pussy," as in, <a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=29429" target="_blank">John Boehner</a> is such a pussy.</li>
<li>Speaking of: <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/08/opinion/08rich.html?ref=opinion" target="_blank">Obama</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://fgaq.blogspot.com/2009/11/bravest-guy-in-house.html" target="_blank">Bravest Guy in the House</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/11/16/091116fa_fact_hersh?currentPage=all" target="_blank">Af-Pak gak</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/08/AR2009110817808.html?hpid=opinionsbox1" target="_blank">Your Fucking Washington Post</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.stiftungleostrauss.com/bunker/?p=2356" target="_blank">1000 Monkeys, Typewriters, One Friedman Column</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://konagod.blogspot.com/2009/11/495.html" target="_blank">Six months</a> behind me on the calender, a year in front of me in ageangst.</li>
<li>Think about <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/08/AR2009110818459.html?hpid=topnews" target="_blank">this</a> next time you step on Metro.</li>
<li>Berbatov is.... <a href="http://www.dirtytackle.net/2009/11/berbatov-is-the-continental/" target="_blank">The Continental</a>.</li>
<li>The <a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/11/burgundy_revolution_travels_to.html" target="_blank">Further Adventures of Little Danny Helmetball</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.thevalve.org/go/valve/article/the_golden_notebook_and_the_sex_war/#26546" target="_blank">Lessing continued</a>. My two: I always liked and deeply admired the Lessing I read. I don't remember ever loving it.</li>
<li><a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703740004574513463106012106.html" target="_blank">How to Write a Novel</a>.</li>
<li>I'm mildly optimistic my ritual of closing my eyes and reaching onto a bookshelf and starting whichever book I grab might work: the first fifty pages of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dreams-Leaving-Rupert-Thomson/dp/0747542104/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1257778492&amp;sr=1-9" target="_blank">this</a> have got me going. If you haven't read Thomson's <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Divided-Kingdom-Rupert-Thomson/dp/1400076595/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1257778492&amp;sr=1-5" target="_blank">Divided Kingdom</a>, do yourself a favor.</li>
<li><a href="http://apo.ucsc.edu/academic_employment/Employment_opportunities_bulletin.htm#librarypositions" target="_blank">Grateful Dead archivist job opening</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTkVkDMZVGw" target="_blank">Roll away the dew</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.salon.com/entertainment/johnny_cash/index.html?story=/news/feature/2009/11/08/johnny_cash" target="_blank">Johnny Cash, protest singer</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://obscuresound.com/?p=3463" target="_blank">Obscure Sound's October MP3 Wrap-Up</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/bostonspaceships" target="_blank">Boston Spaceships</a> is pollardized.</li>
<li><a href="http://darkblack999.blogspot.com/2009/11/sunday-overnight_08.html" target="_blank">Darkblack's Sunday Overnight</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/neonindian" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.overgrownpath.com/2009/11/radical-traditionalist.html" target="_blank">Elliott Carter</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmiSeIRNuY8" target="_blank">See the Leaves</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGnNlQ-KNv4" target="_blank">Dominos</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKRA7weVyLs" target="_blank">Sun Kill Moon</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVTZER67bxo" target="_blank">Sun Kill Moon</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz-BRXJh-Uc" target="_blank">Sun Kill Moon</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldTYRg8Yr28" target="_blank">Sun Kill Moon</a>.</li>
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<p /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://bdr.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b89669e20120a66247a5970b-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Three" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d83451b89669e20120a66247a5970b " src="http://bdr.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b89669e20120a66247a5970b-400wi" style="width: 360px;" /></a></div><p> </p><p> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Sexton" target="_blank">Born eighty-one years ago today</a>:</p><p style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 17px;"><strong>THE ROOM OF MY LIFE</strong></p><p style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 16px;"><strong>Anne Sexton</strong></p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">Here,
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<span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">in the room of my life<br /></span>
<span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">the objects keep changing.</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">Ashtrays to cry into,</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">the suffering brother of the wood walls,</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">the forty-eight keys of the typewriter</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">each an eyeball that is never shut,<br /></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">the books, each a contestant in a beauty contest,</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">the black chair, a dog coffin made of Naugahyde,<br /></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">the sockets on the wall<br /></span>
<span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">waiting like a cave of bees,<br /></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">the gold rug<br /></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">a conversation of heels and toes,<br /></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">the fireplace</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">a knife waiting for someone to pick it up,</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">the sofa, exhausted with the exertion of a whore,<br /></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">the phone<br /></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">two flowers taking root in its crotch,<br /></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">the doors</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">opening and closing like sea clams,</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">the lights</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">poking at me,</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">lighting up both the soil and the laugh.</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">The windows,</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">the starving windows</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">that drive the trees like nails into my heart.</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">Each day I feed the world out there</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">although birds explode<br /></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">right and left.</span><br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">I feed the world in here too,<br /></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">offering the desk puppy biscuits.<br /></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">However, nothing is just what it seems to be.<br /></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">My objects dream and wear new costumes,<br /></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">compelled to, it seems, by all the words in my hands</span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;"><br />and the sea that bangs in my throat.</span><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;"> <br /></span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;"><a href="http://bdr.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b89669e201287566862c970c-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Pens" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d83451b89669e201287566862c970c " src="http://bdr.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b89669e201287566862c970c-50wi" style="width: 50px;" /></a> </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><p> <br /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;" /></p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ff7f00;" /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YpyQ3qcP064&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YpyQ3qcP064&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" /></object></div></div>
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        <summary>I still think it a significant difference that when people like me on the American Left protest a war we believe immoral we hold up horrific photographs of maimed and dead children bombed by our country in that current war,...</summary>
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<p /><div style="text-align: left;"><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://bdr.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b89669e20120a6b2c09e970c-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Fleabusminus" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d83451b89669e20120a6b2c09e970c " src="http://bdr.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b89669e20120a6b2c09e970c-400wi" style="width: 360px;" /></a> </span></p><p>I still think it a significant difference that when people like me on the American Left protest a war we believe immoral we hold up horrific photographs of maimed and dead children bombed by our country in that current war, and when people on the American Right protest a health care bill meant to make life marginally better for America's worst off, they hold up images of Dachau.</p><p>Useful idiots and yadda. Basing a moral roobrix on being a <em><strong>smarter</strong></em>-than-<a href="http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2009/11/seven-shot-dead-at-us-army-base.html" target="_blank">pigstoopid</a> idiot is as vital a vector in affecting change in late-capital America as winning that senior year Homecoming football game X-decades ago.</p></div>

<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ff7f00;"><strong>*</strong></span></div>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://la_rana.blogspot.com/2009/11/some-sort-of-cosmic-justification-that.html" target="_blank">Yup</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://ladypoverty.blogspot.com/2009/11/team-member-happiness.html" target="_blank">Capitalism</a>.</li>
<li>Capitalism's exploitation of <a href="http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/5024/the_dark_side_of_the_bright_side/" target="_blank">relentless positivism</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://airport-ttt.blogspot.com/2009/11/just-sorta-fucking-tired.html" target="_blank">America as stoned college conversation</a>. (And thanks! for Kind.)</li>
<li><a href="http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/11/cantor-says-tea-partys-dachau-photos-inappropriate-takes-issue-with-limbaugh.php?ref=fpb" target="_blank">Eric Cantor</a> might as well give up his dreams of POTUS.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/glennthrush/1109/Cantor_criticizes_Rush_for_HitlerObama_comparison.html" target="_blank">He</a> might as well dress like an ass and call himself Nancy.</li>
<li>I give <a href="http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/11/michele-bachmanns-stock-on-the-rise-after-her-super-bowl-of-freedom.php?ref=fpblg" target="_blank">Michelle Bachmann</a> credit for recognizing the Pig-Hottie vacuum and plugging it.</li>
<li><a href="http://nomoremister.blogspot.com/2009/11/free-floating-rage-desperately-seeking.html" target="_blank">Free-floating rage</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://thecurmudgeonly.blogspot.com/2009/11/still-up-for-it.html" target="_blank">The British Obama</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://inversesquare.wordpress.com/2009/11/06/why-does-anyone-listen-to-david-brooks-women-and-sex-scare-me-edition/" target="_blank">Excellent Bobo evisceration</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/index.html?story=/opinion/greenwald/2009/11/06/washington_post" target="_blank">Your Fucking Washington Post</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bpwtf.org/files/2a0305e53c3b76432b8ff82d4c75b266-68.html" target="_blank">Elric reports in from Nigeria</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/05/AR2009110502877.html" target="_blank">My high school</a> (with video!). Look at those dopes in the marching band, listen to their crappy rendition of the Anthem.</li>
<li><a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/11/debbie_yow_discusses_friedgen.html" target="_blank">Yow</a>!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.gazette.net/stories/11042009/silvnew182219_32529.shtml" style="color: #ff00ff;" target="_blank">Purple Line</a>!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.gazette.net/stories/11062009/polinew200231_32526.shtml" target="_blank">CCT</a>!</li>
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<li>While all Fleabus photos are by Planet, not all photos of Fleabus photos are by Planet. Click, yo.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.philly.com/inquirer/magazine/20091103_Celebrating_the_memoir_-_fiction_s_day_is_done_.html" target="_blank">Memoir's killed fiction</a>!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.thebookseller.com/news/102079-non-fiction-slumps-as-fiction-sales-soar-90-.html" target="_blank">Memoir's killed fiction</a>!</li>
<li><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>UPDATE!</strong></em></span> <strong><a href="http://www.freidabee.com/2009/11/deep-fried-lard-with-ranch-on-side.html" style="color: #ffff00;" target="_blank">Deep fried lard with ranch on the side</a></strong>.</li>
<li><a href="http://americanfiction.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/have-memoirs-won/" target="_blank">Memoir's killed fiction</a>!</li>
<li>Why does a new Stephen King novel get top billing in Sunday NYTBR, and why does every review of a new JCO novel legally require the reviewer to use the word "prolific" in the first sentence and a <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/08/books/review/JParker-t.html?_r=1&amp;ref=review" target="_blank">review </a>of a Stephen King novel doesn't?</li>
<li><a href="http://wisdomofthewest.blogspot.com/2009/11/miscellany.html" target="_blank">Jim's</a> got lit-links and thoughts (and thanks! for Kind).</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh5QMoloeAY" target="_blank">I would like a place I could call my own</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YRhw44A8mc" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og1HAkjOuL0" target="_blank">I used to think the day would never come</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/florenceandthemachine" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWn0FjYSazU" target="_blank">Pretending not to see his gun, I said let’s go out and have some fun</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.moteldemoka.com/2009/11/04/imaginary-soundtrack-for-a-david-lynch-movie/" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRgHSxWnhqk" target="_blank">It seems like I've been here before</a>.</li>
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</div><span style="font-size: 15px;"><span style="color: #ff7f00;"><strong>*</strong></span><span style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: left; font-family: Times New Roman;"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><span style="font-size: 15px;"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-size: 17px;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">YOU SMELL OF DIVES WHERE A PRICK LIKE YOU IS HATED</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></div><div style="text-align: left;"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">Cal Bedient</span></span></strong></p></div><p style="text-align: left; font-family: Times New Roman;">Once I peeked through your mail slot and caught a glimpse<br />of your quiet individual self-formed taste, the thousand pegs and <br />    pins</p><p style="text-align: left; font-family: Times New Roman;">I must have wanted you dead to see you like that.</p><p style="text-align: left; font-family: Times New Roman;">You should always speak the little fires are in you.<br />I am not diseased with the remark. Love cares to see the blackened<br />    tongues.</p><p style="text-align: left; font-family: Times New Roman;">You twitch with a gathering head stir. Yes, free the little speeds are in<br />    you.<br />You're a real person when you go crazy like that.</p><p style="text-align: left; font-family: Times New Roman;">Their felt legs rolled up for carrying, your people stare from your<br />    pockets.<br />Stump round and round the world with them, they are your darlings,</p><p style="text-align: left; font-family: Times New Roman;">they are not sparrows, they are not sparrows running like rats on the<br />    cloud sleeves.<br />Open your works-in-progress to them: let them choose their<br />    mausoleum.</p><p style="text-align: left; font-family: Times New Roman;">The horses I could eat, if I still hungered for you.<br />Backcountry beauties farting lush grass.</p><p style="text-align: center; font-family: Arial;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000; font-family: Arial;">*</span></strong></p><p style="text-align: left;">Another one of dozens of my five favorite songs ever:</p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SfTlEj7iRc0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SfTlEj7iRc0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" /></object></div></div>
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        <summary>* Saying yes to state violence. Concision and Chomsky. Merit Vomit. UPDATE! A pint to the first of you who finds a majorpigblegger saying Obama triggered the Muslim sleeper cell IN THE MILITARY! in order to divert attention from Michelle...</summary>
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<li><a href="http://www.chris-floyd.com/component/content/article/1-latest-news/1869-the-inhuman-stain-saying-yes-to-state-terror.html" target="_blank">Saying yes to state violence</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://barbaricdocument.blogspot.com/2009/11/concision.html" target="_blank">Concision and Chomsky</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://stopmebeforeivoteagain.org/2009/11/merit_vomit.html" target="_blank">Merit Vomit</a>. 
</li>
<li><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>UPDATE!</strong></em></span> A pint to the first of you who finds a majorpigblegger saying Obama triggered the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/06/us/06forthood.html?_r=1&amp;hp" target="_blank">Muslim sleeper cell</a> <strong>IN THE MILITARY!</strong> in order to divert attention from Michelle Bachmann's tribe  of dumbfucks! </li>
<li><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>UPDATE!</strong></em></span> Holyfuck, <strong>PIGKABOOMPARADISE!</strong>, yo. Happiest days of their lives. A pint for the first link to a majorpigblegger who advocates immediately discharging all Arab-American and Muslim soldiers. (Typed 7:35 PM 11/5.)</li>
<li><a href="http://highclearing.com/index.php/archives/2009/11/05/10196" target="_blank">50M Frenched Men Can't Be Wrong</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://ladypoverty.blogspot.com/2009/11/notes-on-philly-transit-strike.html" target="_blank">Notes on the Philly Transit Strike</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.stumplane.us/blog/2009/11/04/there-are-rights-and-then-theres-what-is-right/" target="_blank">There are Rights, and Then There's What's Right</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://powerofnarrative.blogspot.com/2009/11/triumph-of-progressives.html" target="_blank">Triumph of the Progressives</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://dennisperrin.blogspot.com/2009/11/atlas-insolvent.html" target="_blank">Ayn Rand, whack</a>. 
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<li><a href="http://www.tinyrevolution.com/mt/archives/003132.html" target="_blank">Beliefs? What beliefs</a>?</li>
<li><a href="http://stopmebeforeivoteagain.org/2009/11/drug_of_choice.html" target="_blank">Kos' Drug of Choice</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://thecurmudgeonly.blogspot.com/2009/11/tired-party-line.html" target="_blank">The Tired Party Line</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://michellemalkin.com/2009/10/20/dear-newt-gingrich-meet-ronald-reagan/" target="_blank">Newt Gingrich, RINO</a>. 
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/08/magazine/08Armey-t.html?pagewanted=all" target="_blank">Armey. Dick</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/11/bachmann-calls-for-freedom-fighters-to-come-to-capitol-to-stop-dem-health-care-bill.php?ref=fpblg" target="_blank">Idiots</a>. 
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.stiftungleostrauss.com/bunker/?p=2347" target="_blank">The original woman who went rogue</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/atlarge/2009/11/09/091109crat_atlarge_lepore" target="_blank">Murderous America</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.prospect.org/csnc/blogs/beat_the_press_archive?month=11&amp;year=2009&amp;base_name=why_does_the_post_never_report" target="_blank">Your Fucking Washington Post</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2009/11/03/sawyer-beck-gore/" target="_blank">Fucking shoot me</a>. 
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/books/2009/11/09/091109crbo_books_kolbert" target="_blank">Flesh of Your Flesh</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/checkup/2009/11/cat_catches_swine_flu.html?hpid=topnews" target="_blank">Cat gets swine flu</a>.  
</li>
<li>Elric's in Nigeria, where not only is he limited on where he can go but with slow internet: <span style="font-size: 14px; color: #bfffff; font-family: Times New Roman;">The Nigerians that I have met are really nice, intelligent people.  I would love to get out and see some stuff.  Maybe we can get out and explore on the weekends, but if we do we need an armed escort and an armored car.  We take a boat to work, and I have seen plenty of pollution, but only one dead body so far.  We pass under a bridge on the way to work, and people squat and try to hit us with crap for sport, but so far they have missed us.  The water in the lagoon smells like rotten fish and piss, and if you get splashed you need to get a tetanus shot.  If you get it in your mouth, you're fucked</span>. </li>
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<li><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/04/AR2009110402413.html?hpid=newswell" target="_blank">MOCO clusterfuck</a>! I always wonder how many stoplight intersections there are in MOCO (I think about getting a map and counting them off), and while this article says 750, that may be only those that are coordinated. I can't imagine the Beallsville light at 28 and 109 is beehived with lights in Bethesda. 
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/04/AR2009110404662.html?hpid=newswell" target="_blank">Weastful</a>!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.gazette.net/stories/11042009/kensnew194803_32531.shtml" target="_blank">Showdown in Kensington</a>! 
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.gazette.net/stories/11042009/kensnew194804_32533.shtml" target="_blank">Crisis in Garrett Park</a>! 
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.gazette.net/stories/11042009/montnew192602_32525.shtml" target="_blank">ICC</a>! 
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.gazette.net/stories/11042009/bethnew194803_32532.shtml" style="color: #ff00ff;" target="_blank">Purple Line</a>! </li>
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<li><a href="http://americanfiction.wordpress.com/2009/11/04/the-whale-that-wouldnt-die/" target="_blank">The whale that wouldn't die</a>. 
</li>
<li><a href="http://jjgallaher.blogspot.com/2009/11/dean-young-on-intention.html" target="_blank">Intention and poetry</a>.</li>
<li><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>UPDATE!</strong></em></span> Sometime in the past month I wrote that poetry is ahead of fiction re: these days, but <strong><a href="http://thechagallposition.blogspot.com/2009/11/only-when-reality-is-difficult-may-we.html" style="color: #ffff00;" target="_blank">twenty-five years</a></strong>? And good question asked there too.</li>
<li>Serendipity: looking for an online version of the Seidel poem below (to cut and paste rather than need type - and I had to type it) I find an <a href="http://bostonreview.net/BR26.5/bedient.html" target="_blank">old review of Seidel</a> written by Cal Bedient, whose latest I've been yodeling about the past few weeks. </li>
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<li><a href="http://www.digitalemunction.com/2009/11/03/let-us-name-the-most-unjustly-and-bizarrely-forgotten-us-poet-of-the-20th-century/" target="_blank">Hilda Morley</a>? 
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd2ZI2crgM4" target="_blank">Whole new way</a>.</li>
<li>
<a href="http://www.overgrownpath.com/" target="_blank">Overgrown Path</a> is wonderful. Hey, Pliable!</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuy0Gac2jng" target="_blank">Damage</a>.</li>
<li>More <a href="http://www.myspace.com/uptheroyals" target="_blank">port-royal</a> here.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aumejrcEHs" target="_blank">This is not a love song</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Zi4AyzRC4" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>. 
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBfcRWy69Zo" target="_blank">Good fortune</a>. 
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EOPIi4Q3lM" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>. 
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQIBTDwNapw" target="_blank">Magnetic Fields cover Bowie</a>. 
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIXVzeB0DUo" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>. 
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwNkuw-YTVo" target="_blank">150 seconds of pop pleasure</a>. 
</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkSIvkswzbc" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>. 
</li>
<li>Another <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPVMYDrbrCo" target="_blank">one</a> of dozens of my five favorite songs ever. </li>
</ul>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ff7f00;"><strong>*</strong></span></div>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: 17px; font-family: Times New Roman;">POL POT</span><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Times New Roman;"><br /></span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Times New Roman;">Frederick Seidel</span></strong></p>
<p style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Dawn. Leni Riefenstahl<br />And her cameras slowly inflate the immense Nuremberg Rally.<br />The Colorado looks up in awe at the Grand Canyon<br />It has made. Hitler.</p>
<p style="font-family: Times New Roman;">European clouds. 1934. Empty<br />Thought-balloons high above Lascaux<br />Without a thought inside. The Führer<br />Is ice that's fire, physically small.</p>
<p style="font-family: Times New Roman;">They all were. Stalin.<br />Trotsky's little glasses<br />Disappear behind a cloud<br />From which he won't emerge alive.</p>
<p style="font-family: Times New Roman;">The small plane carrying<br />The Grail to Nuremberg got Wagnerian clouds<br />To fly through, enormous, enormous. Mine eyes have seen<br />    the glory, it<br />Taxis to a stop. The cabin door swings open.</p>
<p style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Leni schussed from motion pictures<br />To still photography after the war. From the Aryan ideal, climbed out<br />In Africa to shoot the wild shy people of Kau,<br />Small heads, tall, the most beautiful animals in the world.</p>
<p style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Artistically mounted them into ideal<br />Riefenstahl. Riefenstahl! Riefenstahl! Riefenstahl! Really,<br />From blonds in black-and-white to blacks in color.<br />Now Pol Pot came to power.</p>
<p style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Now in London Sylvia Plath<br />Nailed one foot to the floor;<br />And with the other walked<br />And walked and walked through the terrible blood.</p>
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        <summary>This pisses me off: "Over the past three seasons, Tommy has faced greater challenges than any other MLS coach," United President Kevin Payne said, referring to a schedule that included annual international tournaments. Wait a fucking minute. United doesn't want...</summary>
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<p><span style="color: #bfffff; font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">"Over the past three seasons, Tommy has faced greater challenges than
any other MLS coach," United President Kevin Payne said, referring to a
schedule that included annual international tournaments. </span></p>

<p>Wait a fucking minute. United doesn't <em><strong>want</strong></em> to be in annual international tournaments? Kevin Payne is saying he doesn't <em><strong>want</strong></em> United to face "greater challenges" than any other MLS team? What the fuck?</p>

<p>Good thing United sucked this past season then, yes? No trips this coming season to Mexico and Honduras and El Salvador, just home exhibitions against better league's B-Squads, thank fucking god. </p>

<p>By Payne's standard, Soehn succeeded! The next coach will have a pussy schedule by comparison. Well done!</p><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="310" id="cf6f1e6ei" name="cf6f1e6en" src="http://p.castfire.com/hRbtu/video/186095/csn_2009-11-03-183928.flv" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" />

<p /><p>Schedule! Waah! We're fucked by our success! By this logic, the goal of the new coach next season is to suck just enough to avoid fixture congestion in 2011.</p><p>Oh, and <a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/soccerinsider/2009/11/dcu_looking_back_and_ahead.html" target="_blank">this</a> by The Irreplaceable Man needs noting:</p><span style="color: #bfffff; font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">"I'm a little
surprised. ... It's a difficult transition for the players when you
bring in a new coach. You have to re-prove yourself. You're on trial in
a way and you don't know whether you fit into the new coach's plans. I
hope they don't try to break up this team."</span><p>Boofuckinghoo. Suddenly, Namoff seems replaceable to me.</p></div>
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        <title>I'm Raising My Child to Know that the Cobras that Shiver in the Sky at Night Are Mistakes and Not Responsible for Us</title>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><p><a href="http://bdr.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b89669e20120a64bc7b8970b-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Fleabusnov1" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d83451b89669e20120a64bc7b8970b " src="http://bdr.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b89669e20120a64bc7b8970b-400wi" style="width: 360px;" /></a></p><p style="text-align: left;">When I was sixteen and a first semester junior in Aviday Ampsellesay's English class at Gaithersburg High School, it was two years out from Nixon's resignation and one year out from the fall of Saigon and Moscow was on the march and Jimmy Carter had just been kinged. <em><span><span style="font-weight: bold;" /></span></em>Holyfuck, the number one song in America was Rod Stewart's fucking <a href="http://www.bobborst.com/popculture/number-one-songs-by-year/?y=1976" target="_blank">Tonight's the Night</a>: how's that for perspective on toxic futures.</p><p style="text-align: left;">I had a blast my junior year in high school, couldn't give a shit about shit as long as Rod Goddamn Stewart wasn't on the stereo. I've survived all End Times since to bring you my daily End Times predictions.</p><p style="text-align: left;">I teach my sixteen year old too little cynicism, too little selfishness, too little self-interest, I teach her nothing beyond what she concludes herself about the nature and motives of others, I teach her to be nicer, more understanding and forgiving, to be Kinder than me. </p><p style="text-align: left;">Despite me, it's working. All Fleabus photos by Planet. </p></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ff7f00;"><strong>*</strong></span></div>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://powerofnarrative.blogspot.com/2009/11/depraved-violent-and-indifferent.html" target="_blank">American Culture</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/2009/11/03/arar" target="_blank">America</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.tinyrevolution.com/mt/archives/003129.html" target="_blank">Capitalism</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.prospect.org/csnc/blogs/beat_the_press_archive?month=11&amp;year=2009&amp;base_name=mcclatchy_does_its_homework_on" target="_blank">Capitalism</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/11/02/financial/f130016S00.DTL&amp;tsp=1" target="_blank">America</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/03/world/asia/03afghan.html?_r=1&amp;hp" target="_blank">American Yadda</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/65853-hatch-health-bills-threaten-two-party-system" target="_blank">Pussy Hatch</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.harpers.org/archive/2009/11/hbc-90006018" target="_blank">Obamapostasy</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/index.html?story=/opinion/greenwald/2009/11/02/levy" target="_blank">Obamapostasy</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://harpers.org/archive/2009/11/hbc-90006019" target="_blank">Something to think about</a>.</li>
<li>Your <a href="http://www.thenation.com/blogs/thebeat/490865/tea_party_activists_are_the_new_gop" target="_blank">pwoggle spin</a> on today's election results.</li>
<li>Your <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703932904574511612622116146.html" target="_blank">asshole pig spin</a> on today's election results.</li>
<li>A <a href="http://stopmebeforeivoteagain.org/2009/11/a_fatuous_referendum.html" target="_blank">fatuous referendum</a>.</li>
<li>Still <a href="http://www.salon.com/news/joe_lieberman_iconn/index.html?story=/comics/tomo/2009/11/02/tomo" target="_blank">the person I'd most like to brain w/a shovel</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/01/AR2009110101705.html" target="_blank">Your Fucking Washington Post</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.politico.com/click/stories/0911/punches_thrown_in_wapo_newsroom.html" target="_blank">Your Fucking Washington Post</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/03/sports/03runner.html?_r=1&amp;hp" target="_blank">Not American enough</a>.</li>
<li>Work:</li>
</ul>
<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://bdr.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b89669e20120a64bdc9f970b-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Work2" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d83451b89669e20120a64bdc9f970b " src="http://bdr.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b89669e20120a64bdc9f970b-400wi" style="width: 360px;" /></a> <br /></div> <ul>
<li><a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/features/commuting/bal-md.dresser02nov02,0,6086007.story" target="_blank">ICC's true purpose</a>!</li>
<li>No one could have predicted <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/01/AR2009110102470.html?hpid=moreheadlines" target="_blank">Smart Growth</a> would lead to Clarksburgs.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.gazette.net/stories/10282009/damanew230042_32528.shtml" target="_blank">Clarksburg</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.freidabee.com/2009/10/cant-stay-gone.html" target="_blank">On bleggal hiatusing</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://jdeanicite.typepad.com/i_cite/2009/11/real-footage.html" target="_blank">One</a> aspect why black-and-white TV pings my pitchfork.</li>
<li>The <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/02/education/02college.html?hpw" target="_blank">president</a> of the University of Tulsa makes more than $1M per?</li>
<li><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/03/AR2009110301477.html?hpid=moreheadlines" target="_blank">Levi-Strauss has died</a>. <strong><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/04/world/europe/04levistrauss.html?hp" style="color: #ffff00;" target="_blank">More</a></strong>.</li>
<li><a href="http://konagod.blogspot.com/2009/11/24-hours-of-air-traffic.html" target="_blank">24-Hours of Air Traffic</a>.</li>
</ul>
<div style="text-align: right;"><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 14px;" /></span><span style="color: #c0ff80;"><span style="color: #c0ff80; text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>UPDATE!</strong></em></span> </span><strong><span style="color: #bfffff;"><span style="color: #c0ff80;">Soehn</span> "<a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/soccerinsider/2009/11/united_coaching_change.html" style="color: #ff7f00;" target="_blank">resigns</a>"</span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="color: #c0ff80;">. </span><span style="color: #c0ff80;">Post later. Or not.</span><br /><span style="color: #c0ff80;">Here's</span> <a href="http://kickthis.typepad.com/kick_this/2009/11/soehn-is-out.html" style="color: #ffff00;" target="_blank">DCU Curmudgeon</a><span style="color: #c0ff80; font-size: 15px; font-family: Times New Roman;">. Here's</span> <a href="http://fullbackfiles.blogspot.com/2009/11/hows-that-for-irony.html" style="color: #ffff00;" target="_blank">Fullback</a><span style="color: #c0ff80;">.</span><br /></span></span></p></div><ul>
<li>Excellent <a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/11/behavior_change_group_protest.html?hpid=sec-sports" target="_blank">HATING!</a> on Little Danny Helmetball: "<span style="color: #bfffff; font-size: 14px; font-family: Times New Roman;">He looks like a cross between Mitt Romney and a male nurse, with a
spray-helmeted cube of black mannequin hair atop the pinched, entitled
face of a guy [complaining to] a Howard Johnson's waitress about his
curly fries not being curly enough.</span>"</li>
<li>Berbatov is.... <a href="http://www.dirtytackle.net/2009/11/berbatov-isthe-continental-43/" target="_blank">The Continental</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-nF8ACz4k0" target="_blank">Barra Barra</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/picturegalleries/6468018/Worst-sports-kits-in-photos.html" target="_blank">Worst sports kits</a>!</li>
<li>Vote for the <a href="http://www.uniwatchblog.com/2009/11/01/worst-uni-ever-the-nominees/" target="_blank">Worst Uniform Ever</a>!</li>
<li>Work:</li>
</ul>
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<li> Who would purposely <a href="http://noggs.typepad.com/the_reading_experience/2009/11/a-post-at-onfiction-speculates-on-a-phenomenon-in-which-readers-sometimes-struggle-against-or-try-to-mitigate-the-effects-of.html" target="_blank">distance</a> themselves from the fiction he's reading? <strong>ME!</strong> who opened up the daily random Moby Dick to a horrifically brutal (and beautifully written) scene of whales in agony, so I've called a time out on both daily random readings much less front to back for now, which isn't the distance meant at the link. Which is why I need read the novel again.</li>
<li>Another <a href="http://www.nybooks.com/articles/23381" target="_blank">review of the new Pamuk</a>, which I will be reading, just when I'm not sure - I'm in Mexico City in 1976 chasing visceral realists right now.</li>
<li>I'm not sure why the New York Review of Books feels a need to review each and every <a href="http://www.nybooks.com/articles/23386" target="_blank">new William Trevor novel</a>, nor why each review of each new William Trevor isn't required to use the JCO/Updike required word "prolific." (sub rqrd)</li>
<li>Andrew addresses <a href="http://www.blographia-literaria.com/2009/11/golden-notebook-by-doris-lessing.html" target="_blank">my Lessing problem</a>.</li>
<li>Oofdah: a <a href="http://www.flatmancrooked.com/archives/5178">takedown of Ashbery</a>.</li>
<li>New <a href="http://www.lrb.co.uk/v31/n21/john-ashbery/the-winemakers" target="_blank">Ashbery</a>.</li>
<li>Remembering <a href="http://fivebranchtree.blogspot.com/2009/11/conrad-aiken-was-contemporary-to-early.html" target="_blank">Conrad Aiken</a>, whose poetry one girlfriend adored and one mentor despised.</li>
<li>Wait until Ilse and Sasha see <a href="http://thisrecording.com/today/2009/8/3/in-which-these-are-the-100-greatest-writers-of-all-time.html" target="_blank">who's number one</a>.</li>
<li>Above three links courtesy <a href="http://ronsilliman.blogspot.com/2009/11/c.html" target="_blank">Silliman's</a> always generous blog.</li>
<li>I'm not sure why there's a need for a <a href="http://www.nybooks.com/articles/23389" target="_blank">new "selected" Wallace Stevens</a>. (sub rqrd)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.wetasphalt.com/?q=content/why-i-hate-national-novel-writing-month-and-why-you-should-too" target="_blank">Not</a> why I'm not, but the point <em><strong>is</strong></em> to make you.</li>
<li>Work</li>
</ul>
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<li><a href="http://pitchfork.com/news/36971-new-spoon-album-yes/" target="_blank">This</a> doesn't make <em><strong>my</strong></em> heart race, but I've friends that it will.</li>
<li>Not only does Sting's music suck unto suck (I <em><strong>promise</strong></em> you you'll never suffer a crappy Police song on <em><strong>this</strong></em> bleg, I love you that much), <a href="http://www.harpers.org/archive/2009/11/hbc-90006016" target="_blank">Sting's a fracking asshole</a> too. But you knew that.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/aplacetoburystrangers" target="_blank">A Place to Bury Strangers</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://thedefeatists.typepad.com/apoplectic/2009/10/witches-want-my-semen.html" target="_blank">Witches want David Bowie's semen</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0O9uNvoMec" target="_blank">You can't stay all day under the covers</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/keithcanisius" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/waxtailor" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/thehorrors" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeg9Af7q9Jw" target="_blank">We're made of blood and rust</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/builttospill" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>.</li>
<li><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>UPDATE!</strong></em></span> Love for <strong><a href="http://zonestyxtravelcard.blogspot.com/2009/11/crazy-rhythms.html" style="color: #ffff00;" target="_blank">The Feelies</a></strong>!</li>
<li><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>UPDATE!</strong></em></span> Does anyone remember <strong><a href="http://www.myspace.com/thesoftiesforreal" style="color: #ffff00;" target="_blank">The Softies</a></strong>?</li>
<li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/califonemusic" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn-LDCRL8Js" target="_blank">The laws have changed</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/pixiecarnation" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tJL8PBNvuc" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTHoM9uD6nc" target="_blank">(I'm crazy for you) but not that crazy</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdqQHVgiAQA" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.myspace.com/phantogram" target="_blank">Today's Listening Assignment</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOskk0xlUG0" target="_blank">The prettiest song you'll listen to today</a>.</li>
</ul>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ff7f00; font-family: Times New Roman;">*</span></div><p style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><strong><span style="font-size: 17px;">SONG OF AMERICA</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-size: 17px; font-family: Times New Roman;" /><strong style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">Rob Cook</span></strong></p>
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			<p class="pm" style="font-family: Times New Roman;">I'm raising my child to become the end of rotting,<br />        and to expose the lushness of the cemetery moth.<br />I'm raising my child to know the difference between the two sunsets:<br />        one purple with thermonuclear iodine,<br />        the other the charred insides of rain.<br />I'm raising my child to find the stones his brothers fed each other.<br />I'm raising my child to fall behind the apricot blossoms<br />        and to trust only others who've fallen behind.<br />I'm raising my child to listen: there is so much noise<br />        only silence will be remembered.<br />I'm raising my child to fill in the spaces between wars<br />        and the spaces between people<br />        where everything grows even after the last space is gone.<br />I'm raising my child to bring into the world books that suffer<br />        with words detention-kids make over and over.<br />I'm raising my child to follow the scatter of flesh across the sky,<br />        birds and their wingprint trails to Alaska.<br />I'm raising my child to predict the sicknesses left of summer<br />        by the number of shadows he sweats.<br />I'm raising my child to plant pennies where he'll find rest<br />        and good fingerpaint for one night.<br />I'm raising my child to chop down the televisions of peasants<br />        and their machine that picks thunderstorms from a leaf.<br />I'm raising my child to write a treaty for his own smells,<br />        the ones that hurt the self and the ones that hurt others,<br />        and a treaty for the poison sumac whose only emotion is hunger.<br />I'm raising my child to dress like a long line of near-humans<br />        if he wants to be recognized<br />        and to show kindness to the roadkill that sneaks into his bed.<br />I'm raising my child to know which part of a hamburger is still afraid.<br />I'm raising my child to be captain of the abandoned mail trucks<br />        and to lead the grasses across the Midwestern sleep.<br />I'm raising my child to leave New York.<br />I'm raising my child to add letters and numbers to his name<br />        and chameleons and hellbenders behind his name.<br />I'm raising my child to drown and to drop dead and to carry buildings on his back.<br />I'm raising my child to listen to his face breaking when it's cold.<br />I'm raising my child to seduce only photographs of women.<br />I'm raising my child to know that the cobras that shiver<br />        in the sky at night are mistakes and not responsible for us.<br />I'm raising my child to leave bread for the voices that come after dark.<br />I'm raising my child to keep his eyes closed.<br />I'm raising my child to tell the truth by having no sound at all.</p>

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