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Dancing With the Stars, Season 11: Finale Results. And the Moment We've All Been Waiting For...

2010-11-24T00:22:32-05:00

BRISTOL LOST! Jennifer won. Kyle is second. And... we're done.

Dancing With the Stars, Season 11: Week 10. Don't Shoot the TV, Bristol's in the House

2010-11-23T13:48:39-05:00

It's the big finale, and it's been quite a week for Tea Party favorite Bristol Palin, what with the death threats and the Facebook war over her sister Willow's homophobic slur and the man who shot up his tee-vee because...

Dancing With the Stars, Season 11: Week 9. Please For the Love of God, Will Bristol Finally Go Home Already?

2010-11-16T19:40:38-05:00

Bristol tells us how hard it was when everyone said she was such a sleaze. And Mama Grizzly says, “They may wanna bring ya down but doggoneit, ya might as well dance!” And ya might as well run in 2012, right Sarah?

Dancing With the Stars, Season 11: Week 8. Maks Is Mad As Hell and He's Not Going To Take It Anymore!

2010-11-09T16:33:26-05:00

And Maks is one angry dancer, taking his moment during the Brooke Burke Stock Questions segment to take a stand on behalf of his fellow professionals—who have only had the biggest break of their lives by landing a contract with the most-watched show in the country—against the abuse that they have been forced to endure for lo these five years.

Dancing With the Stars, Season 11: Week 7. Jennifer Grey is 50 Years Old!

2010-11-02T17:18:48-04:00

Jennifer was in the bottom two last week. And her body’s so tired. She’s bruised all over. She’s 50 years old! Jesus Christ, enough already: She’s like Sally O’Malley from Saturday Night Live.

Dancing With the Stars, Season 11: Week 6. Bristol Palin Goes From Chimp To Almost Champ

2010-10-26T16:50:37-04:00

Can Bristol live down the monkey-suit fiasco and rise from the bottom of the leader board? Will doing some air guitar during the tango prove she’s got a personality behind that dull exterior and those flat vowels?

Dancing With the Stars, Season 11: Week 5. Bristol's Just Monkeying Around

2010-10-19T20:18:41-04:00

Poor Bristol tries, she really does, but her timing is way off. She busts out the boob shimmies again, but her face says, “Mommy, please, get me out of here!”

Dancing With the Stars, Season 11: Week 4. Florence Henderson, Too Sexy For This Show

2010-10-12T17:38:00-04:00

I'm a little late with this recap: After the judges totally screwed Margaret Cho last week, it was with a heavy heart that I came to Episode 4. Also, it was a gorgeous day today, so I went to the...

Dancing With the Stars, Season 11: Week 3. Margaret Cho Is Robbed Again!

2010-10-05T17:51:00-04:00

I'm really annoyed. I want to know what the judges have against Margaret Cho that they keep giving her The Devil's Number week after week. She is not worse than Bristol the Dancing Plank or rubber-legged dunderhead The Situation, yet...

Dancing With the Stars, Season 11: Get Out the Pooper Scooper, Sarah Palin's in the House!

2010-09-28T11:28:00-04:00

There’s suddenly booing in the ballroom, just before “guest commentator” Sarah Palin’s superfluous ringside interview with Tom. Oh how I hope that’s what the booing was about! There she is, all greasy lipstick and hideous Bumpit hair hill. Even Snooki’s lost the pouf, lady—let it go!