I’m Not a Cat Lady

Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew: Tales From the Crypt

2010-01-14T13:10:36-05:00

Not necessarily on purpose, I caught up with the Season 3 premiere of VH1's Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew today and I am still reeling from the retina-scorching plastic-surgery-gone-way-past-wrong mess that is Heidi Fleiss, and the so-haggard-it-hurts-to-look-to-look-at-her Mackenzie Phillips. Just...

2009-12-23T20:49:00-05:00

... and a Happy New Year! I'll be back in January 2010—see you then!

Today's Moment in Déjà Vu

2009-10-19T13:13:50-04:00

Is it just me, or is there something kinda familiar about Where the Wild Things Are?

Sonia Sotomayor is a Lahd-TIIIIIIIIna!

2009-08-06T16:04:00-04:00

Go ahead a call me petty, but this has been catching my ear a lot lately. As I've been listening to news updates on NPR over the last couple of days, Sonia Sotomayor's nomination as associate justice of the Supreme...

Sex and the City Pipe-Lady Style

2009-07-31T18:38:10-04:00

All prescription drug commercials are pretty vile, but I saw one recently that really made me stop in my tracks and go, Huh? It's that ad for the bladder-control drug Vesicare, starring three women made out of shiny brass pipes...

Three Things I Need To Say About Russell Brand Right Now

2009-07-23T18:20:50-04:00

While scouting the Daily Mail today—which I do now and then when craving some good, juicy celeb gossip with extra lashings of lowbrow—I was struck by this photo of Russell Brand enjoying himself a nice New York summer. Two things:...

The Teenagers Have Spoken: Twitter Is for Tw@ts

2009-07-14T22:09:57-04:00

I'm a great big slobbering fan of Choire Sicha and his brainchild, The Awl. Between his Twitter feed, his awesome Awl posts and his daily Awl emails, I can't get any work done: He keeps pointing to all these articles...

Brüno Hits America, Goes Soft

2009-07-13T22:19:16-04:00

What a difference an umlaut makes. While Brüno was the No. 1 movie this weekend, according to the New York Times, its actual earnings weren't all that. Ticket sales have added up to an estimated $30.4 million versus Borat's $26.5...

Generation Woe Is Me

2009-07-06T23:19:16-04:00

Catching up with yesterday's New York Times Sunday Styles section, I read the article about all those poor college graduates whose dreams of going on a road trip or landing a cushy internship or spending the summer in Rome or...

Stephen Moyer on Anna Paquin: "She likes her meat and two veg, know what I mean?"

2009-07-02T22:23:44-04:00

I found out yesterday that people.com picked up my interview with Stephen Moyer for DirecTV's Access magazine, which I write for all the time and nobody's ever heard of, in which he talks about how hardcore his girlfriend Anna Pacquin...