Breaks my heart, the poor mis-understood girl!
Celebutant Nicole Richie was arrested for investigation of driving under the influence Monday morning after she was spotted traveling the wrong way on a California highway.
Breaks my heart, the poor mis-understood girl!
Celebutant Nicole Richie was arrested for investigation of driving under the influence Monday morning after she was spotted traveling the wrong way on a California highway.
November 30, 2006 -- An admittedly sloshed Danny DeVito staggered onto "The View" yesterday - cracking jokes about having sex with his wife in the White House and getting bleeped on the live show after calling President Bush "numb nuts."
FULL ARTICLE IN THE NEW YORK POST HERE WITH A LINK TO THE VIDEO
Can't make this stuff up, great content for this blog! Thanks for making my life as editor of Drunks.tv easier!
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
By Gabrielle Banks, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
A woman pleaded guilty to a driving under the influence charge yesterday in Allegheny County Common Pleas Court and was on her way to the electronic monitoring office when court officials administered a Breathalyzer test that revealed she had a blood alcohol level that was more than twice the legal limit. She was sent to jail.
According to witnesses present at the event, Paris Hilton drank all night long and when she got up on stage to perform she couldn't do it and ended up puking instead.
Singer Joshua Radin. one of the guests who went to the nightclub to hear rapper Shawn 'Jay-Z' Carter perform, describes the incident: "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves..."
CLICK HERE FOR FULL ARTICLE ON PARIS HILTON CALLED "DRUNK PARIS HILTON THROWS UP ON STAGE"
Never mind that in 2004 some misguided Florida children's group invited Lee Paige, a 45-year-old Drug Enforcement Agency officer, into an auditorium with a loaded gun to demonstrate weapons handling. That's bad enough, but the bigger embarrassment is actually Paige's, which came just after he told the young kids, "I'm the only one in the room that I know of that's professional enough to carry a Glock .40."
Ok, I know it's a movie, but she was still drunk :)
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I love Drunks!! What an article! Hone I love you Boom Boom!! Marry me!! He he he!!
I SHOT MY GIRLFRIEND ..THEN I MARRIED HER
Nov 14 2006
Couple got hitched after man wounded woman
By Paula Murray
A DRUNK man shot his partner twice - and then married her seven months later.
A court heard yesterday how Robert Silvestro, 43, pulled out an air pistol and fired two pellets into Lesley Stevenson's head and chest.
The terrifying incident happened in the early hours of January 2.
The couple had just returned home from a family New Year's Day party.
Prosecutor Mhari Boyle told Airdrie Sheriff Court: "They arrived home in the early hours of the morning and had an argument. She went to bed and he stayed in the living room.
"She got up and went to the kitchen.
"Then he appeared, pointing a gun at her. She said to him, 'Just shoot me.'
And then she felt a pain in her head and chest.
"He had shot her twice. Police found the gun on arrival and a load of pellets."
We should fight this!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not Fairrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE Supreme Court of Appeal ruled yesterday that vehicles driven under the influence of liquor, or while the alcohol level of the driver’s blood exceeded the prescribed limit, could be forfeited to the state under the Prevention of Organised Crime Act.
The court case arose from five applications that came before the Port Elizabeth High Court in which the national director of public prosecutions, in anticipation of forfeiture applications being brought, sought orders for the preservation of motor vehicles that were driven under illegal conditions.
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Jack John Vacirca, 49, had been drinking with friends on November 10, 2004, when he declared he wanted to see "the red lights of fire trucks".
Soon after making the declaration, Vacirca lit a fire at Isik College in Broadmeadows.
He had worked at the non-denominational Turkish school, across from his house, as a lollipop man for more than three years.
The fire destroyed three classrooms, causing $617,000 damage.
He He.. He ripped it off from another blog, so (after a drink) I'm ripping it from him :)
but i'll give him some credit: CREDIT
Russians are renowned for drinking a lot of vodka staying sober. That’s not something to do with biological inheritance but with the way we drink. Russians believe that foreigners don’t know how to drink. They don’t eat while drinking. They mix cocktails. They sip vodka instead of taking shots. They drink vodka with highly carbonated sodas. In short, they do everything to get drunk from the minimum amount of alcohol. May be it has something to do with innate Western avidity or expensiveness of alcohol.
Russians, on the other hand, do everything to stay sober while drinking as much alcohol as possible. How do we do it? We try to neutralize alcohol as long as possible. I try to outline the basic principles of vodka drinking for uninitiated.
One hour before the party
1. Eat a couple of boiled potatoes.
2. Drinks one or two raw eggs.
3. Drink one or two table-spoons of olive oil. Sunflower oil will also do.
Thus it’s guaranteed that at the Russian party you will stay sober for at least one bottle of vodka. I’m not kidding. Raw eggs are the most important part of Russian pre-party preparations.
At the party
1. If you start drinking vodka – drink only vodka. No beer or wine. No water or juice. Carbonated drinks are taboo.
2. Drink vodka only in shots. Never sip.
3. Eat immediately after taking a shot. Russian zakuskis are often translated as appetizers. That’s not quite correct. Zakuskis are something you ‘zakusyvayesh’ with after taking a shot of vodka. They are very important to neutralize alcohol. That’s why they all contain two most important alcohol neutralizers – acid and salt. I recommend taking the following sequence:
- immediately after taking a shot – two slices of lemon;
- then some salted cucumbers, pickles, marinated tomatoes or caviar.
- then something with a lot of oil: herring (traditionally with cold boiled potatoes and onion), sardines, or shproty (small smoked sprats in olive oil);
- then traditional Russian salads, like Oliviye or Herring with boiled beet and mayonnaise. Almost all Russian salads come under heavy mayonnaise dressing. Remember – acid, salt, eggs and oil. Ukrainians and Southern Russians prefer smoked lard with garlic but it’s a zakuska for professionals.
4. Only three first vodka shots at a Russian party are ‘obligatory’ so to say. That means you have to take them if you want to show you’re a friendly person but not an unsociable person. After that you can ‘miss’ one or two shots. Just say, “Ya propuskayu” (Literally, I make it slip) and cover your glass with your palm. That doesn’t mean you can abstain from drinking till the end of the party. It means (excusing yourself that you’re a foreigner) can take one shot out of two your Russian guests take.
I think, some Russian party traditions need to be explained here. In Russia we party around a big table with bottles and zakuskis. We drink only when someone makes a toast and we drink all together. The person who makes a toast usually pours vodka to all glasses. Taking a bottle yourself and drinking vodka without others is a faux pas. Actually you (and all others) are ordered to drink after a toast. Everyone at the party is supposed to make a toast – being a foreigner is not an excuse. So be prepared – buy yourself a book on party toasts (there are a lot of them on sale in Russia) and learn some by heart.
5. Zakuskis part of the party take about an hour – or something like 200 grams (4 shots) of vodka. Then comes “goryacheye” (hot dishes). Even though zakuskis could be very filling – you should eat goryacheye if you want not be become drunk.
6. Actively participate in intellectual talks around the table. Mental activity is probably the best method to keep you excited but sober. Try, for example, to drink two pints of beer while reading a philosophical book and see the result.
7. At the end of the party come tea and cakes. Don’t miss it too. This way you show your hosts that you’re survived the party without dire consequences.
Now in the course of 4 or 5 hours you drunk a bottle of vodka (500 grams) and you’re only slightly tight.
After the party.
1. Keep a small bottle of beer in refrigerator. Wake up at about 5 in the morning, drink your beer and go back to bed. It prevents hang-over in the morning.
2. If the early morning beer didn’t help (it usually does), drink a glass of brine from the jar you kept you pickles in.
Many Russians recommend taking a shot of vodka in the morning to fights hang-over. Don’t do it. It helps only alcoholics. If you’re not, it will make things worse.
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