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Patrick Kane: Now We Know Who You Are

Partick Kane is a public relations genius.

It was obvious to Kane that he had an image problem - he simply wasn't well known outside of a small group of puck-obsessed hockey fans who saw him as one of the NHL's rising young stars. Beyond this Kane was a nobody, particularly among the all important demographic made up of middle-aged Buffalo taxi drivers.

Since Kane only makes a few million a year he realistically couldn't afford a traditional marketing campaign to reach a broader audience and build his brand. Fortunately Kane is a modern, web-savvy guy who knew that he had to "go viral" with his marketing program. By beating up on a defenceless Buffalo cabbie Kane has captured the headlines and his story is all over the internet.

Now everybody knows who Patrick Kane is. Among hardcore hockey fans Kane is now known as a cheap punk who beats people up over 20 cents. Nice. Among non-hockey fans, Kane is the latest symbol of what they regard as a "thug" sports.

Nice work Partick. You're famous now.

Dany Heatley's Public Relations Nightmare

We've all grown accustomed to watching professional athletes sabotage their own reputations through a combination of selfishness & stupidity. Think of Plaxico Burress, Rogers Clemens or Stephon Marbury.

Now you can add Dany Heatley to the list. Anyone living outside of Ottawa may find it difficult to appreciate just how popular this two-time 50 goal scorer was. Heatley's picture hung on huge banners outside Scotiabank Place and Heatley's jersey was among the favorites of the Senator faithful. On Ottawa sports radio, Heatley was routinely given a pass while fans ripped into Jason Spezza and others.

No more. In the space of 2 months Heatley has turned himself into a pariah. By asking for a trade after playing only one year of a massive 6-year contract that will earn him over $40 million Heatley began the bridge burning process. He poured on a little gasoline by making it known that he wanted out because he didn't like the way he was treated by rookie Ottawa coach Cory Clouston, but that wasn't enough. Next he made it clear that he intended to exercise his no-trade clause by dictating which teams he would be willing to play for, severely constraining GM Bryan Murray's ability to negotiate a fair trade. Just when it looked like things were dying down Heatley really fanned the flames by rejecting a possible trade to the Oilers - twice! To top it all off, in what can oly be described as an act of cowardice, Heatley skipped Jason Spezza's recent wedding in Ottawa, presumably to avoid the media frenzy that would have certainly surrounded his return to the city. Shameful.

If Heatley does get his way, he will never recapture the popularity he had in Ottawa, no matter how many big goals he scores for his new team. Like Alexi Yashin, another former Senator, Heatley will always be seen and portrayed as a player with "character issues."

2009 NHL Awards

Chaka Khan? Really? Chaka Khan is the star the NHL picks to "headline" their 2009 awards show? The same Chaka Khan whose biggest hit - "Tell Me Something Good" - came in 1974, the year Denis Potvin won the Calder? Robin Thicke?

Why didn't the NHL put in a call to Mike Fisher and Mike Comrie. The two Mikes are dating legit A-list stars Carrie Underwood and Hillary Duff. Surely Carrie and Hillary could have been persuaded to sing or even lip-sync a couple of tunes in Vegas and add some recognizable glitz to an otherwise star-unstudded (except for the players themselves) night.

Whose idea was it to give Jeremy Roenick a leading role in the awards show? JRo was a great player and he gives a pretty snappy interview but he is unable to read a teleprompter. Scotiabank must be ecstatic that he's renamed the Fan Fav Award the "Fab Five" or the "Fun Four" award or something. Kirk Muller suffers from the same affliction. Presumably the NHL decided that CBC announcer Ron McLean, the host of last year's awards, is a nobody in the US. Bring Ron back. Did anybody else think it was weird and kinda awkward to have Mark Messier present the Mark Messier award?

On a more positive note, the awards went to all the right people. Jean Beliveau was classy and gracious, as was Datsyuk. Tim Thomas was funny and genuinely emotional about winning the Vezina. Ovechkin was himself - always entertaining. Zdeno Chara appears to have taken public speaking lessons from Ken Dryden. Pat Burns looked great in presenting the Jack Adams to Claude Julien.

Shame on Crosby

Shame on Sidney Crosby and a few other members of the Pittsburg Penguins for disrespecting the Red Wings. I guess Lebron James is their role model.

After being defeated by the Penguins in game 7, the Red Wings gave the Pens a few minutes to celebrate the win. The Wings then lined up for the traditional handshake. Sadly, Crosby and few other Penguins were too busy celebrating to notice that the handshakes had begun. By the time Crosby did join the line many of the Detroit players had already come to the end of the line and headed for the dressing room. This left Crosby to shake the hands of a couple of players and some members of the Detroit training staff. Shameful, and a mockery of what the CBC announcer described as one of the greatest traditions in sport. In case Sid or any other members of the Pens are curious about how thew whole handshake thing works here' a video of the 2008 postgame handshake. Not surprisingly, every member of the victorious (and classy) Red Wings managed to get to the line in time to shake the hand of every Penguin player.

Update: NHL.com has posted a video of the handshake. Take a look - it confirms that Sid wasn't in the lineup until late. Nick Lidstrom led the Wings line and he even waited for some Penguins to get in line, but Crosby was very late arriving and by the time he did get in line Lidstrom, Draper and many others had peeled off.

Update 2: Kris Draper has confirmed that Crobsy missed shaking hands with a bunch of Red Wing players, including Lidstrom.

"Nick was waiting and waiting, and Crosby didn't come over to shake his hand," Draper told an Associated Press reporter a couple of hours later as he was leaving Joe Louis Arena. That's ridiculous, especially as their captain, and make sure you write that I said that!"

Crosby has attempted to clarify what went on.

"My intentions were to shake hands," Crosby said. "That we didn't wasn't me trying to avoid it. "That's the last thing I'd want to do. By no means was I trying to avoid shaking the other team's hands. "I think it's important to do that."

Crosby is still missing the point. The issue is not whether or not he intentionally delayed joining the line in order to miss Lidstrom - nobody has accused him of that. It was his job, his obligation to get in line promptly, to show respect for his opponent and to uphold the wonderful tradition of sportsmanship that the post-Cup handshake represents. Crosby did not fulfil this obligation.

Oh Dany (Heatley) Boy

Alexei Yashin. That's the first thing that entered my mind when the new broke that Dany Heatley is seeking a trade from the Ottawa Senators.

For those who have forgotten, Yashin held out for a new contract not once, not twice, but three times before the Senators were finally able to ship him to Long Island where he proceeded to alienate a whole different group of fans.

Apparently Heatley doesn't like the role he was given by Cory Clouston, the coach the Senators brought in after the Craig Hartsburg experiment failed. Under Hartsburg, Heatley usually lined up beside Jason Spezza and averaged a little under 21 minutes a game. Clouston experimented with different line combinations and frequently split up the Spezza -Heatley duo and Heatley saw his minutes dip by about a minute a game. Clouston also shook up the Ottawa powerplay and rewarded the speedy, hard-working Ryan Shannon with time on the first PP unit, at Heatley's expense.

Fans are more than a little disappointed that Heatley appears to have soured on Clouston after only 30 games. Heatley's move comes just a year after he signed a massive, long-term contract. Last year Heatley earned an eye-popping $10 million and he still has 5 years left with Ottawa at $37.5 million.

Heatley is a proven goal scorer who should be relatively easy to move. When the Senators unloaded Alexei Yashin they got Jason Spezza and Zdeno Chara in return. Ottawa fans are hoping that GM Bryan Murray can pull off similar swap for Heatley.

The Onion On Brodeur

On the brink of become the winningest goalie in NHL history, The Onion profiles Martin Brodeur.

Crossover Flywheel

Mental Floss: 30 Teams 5 Minutes

Mental Floss is a neat site that runs all kinds of quizes and trivia games. They are currently featuring 30 Teams 5 Minutes, a simple game to see if you can remember the names of all 30 NHL franchises. Give it a shot.

Random Postings

SI's Jim Kelley has grown weary of the "Todd Bertuzzi is a good guy" stories that crop up in every city Bertuzzi lands in. Kelley thinks Bertuzzi and the NHL should continue to pay a price until Steve Moore has his day in court. (Todd Bertuzzi's 'good guy' image is just a charade)

The Huffington Post, one of the most influential political blogs in the US has something to say about Sarah Palin's billing as a "hockey mom."

This endearing appellation was intended, we suppose, to show Sarah Palin in a favorable light, as someone who would arise at 4 am to make sure her children were able to get ice time at the local rink as they played the national game of nearby Canada.

There is no evidence yet uncovered that the Governor was the kind of hockey mom who sought blood as well as wholesome activity for her children. We have learned, however, just how she campaigns as a hockey mom. Before partisan crowds apparently oblivious to any sense of propriety, Sarah Palin calls out for blood to be visited upon her terrorist opponents, most particularly, upon Senator Barack Obama. She has incited a cadre of miscreants to scream for his head. She has turned the campaign into a hockey brawl.

(Hockey Mom)

I love the NHL, but sometimes they realllly make it tough, like when they bring in Def Leopard to participate in the celebration of the Red Wings' Cup victory.

Puckish Politics

In an apparent effort to solidify Sarah Palin's "hockey cred" Flyers owner Ed Snider (a McCain campaign supporter/contributor and fan of the Iraq war) invited America's most famous "hockey mom" to drop the puck at the Flyers vs Rangers game last night.

Not surprisingly, hockey is also playing a role in the election campaign currently underway in Canada. The leader of the Liberal Party, Stephane Dion, apparently thought it would be good politics to be filmed playing a little ball hockey. Unfortunately Dion's handlers were unaware that their leader would be shooting on some guy who plays like a freakish hybrid of Brodeur & Luongo wearing a pair of Ken Dryden's old Kenesky pads.

Uniwatch Checks Out the NHL

Uniwatch thinks the Thrashers have set a "new standard for bad design with their new alternate uniform."

Not really. As bad as it is, the Thrashers have nothing on the Canucks "flying V" jersey from the late 70's.

Saluting the Captains

The announcement that Roberto Luongo would be the Captain of the Vancouver Canucks for 2008-09 got me thinking about the current slate of NHL captains. In recent days several teams have announced their new captains (view list of teams/captains here), although three of the NHL's favorites in the Tavares Cup - Atlanta, Florida and Toronto - have yet to annoint a captain for the coming season. The Toronto Maple Leafs are in the unusual position of having an ambivalent captain who seems unable to decide where or even if he will play this season. The "C" has yet to be stripped from Mats Sundin, despite his failure to commit to the Leafs (or anyone else) for the coming season.

Just like most PeeWee hockey teams, the captain is usually the best player on the team (Crosby, Ovechkin, Iginla, Luongo...), or at least someone who was at one time the best player on the team (Koivu, Arnott, Brind 'Amour?). Patrick Marleau was also the best player on the Sharks when he was named captain, but lost that status when Joe Thorton cam to San Jose. But the case can be made that a handful of teams have stitched the "C" on someone other than their best player. On this I would include:

Washington Capitals - Chris Clark
Buffalo Sabres - Craig Rivet
New Jersey Devils - Jamie Langenbrunner
Philadelphia Flyers - Mike Richards (likely will be the best, but not quite yet)
Edmonton Oilers - Ethan Morrow
Los Angeles Kings - Dustin Brown
Carolina Hurricanes - Rod Brind'Amour
Nashville Predators - Jason Arnott

Here's a snapshot of the league's current collection of Captains.

Nationality: 17 Canadians, 5 Americans, 2 Swedes, 2 Slovaks, 1 Finn

Age: The league's youngest captain is Jonathan Toews (20), the oldest is Joe Sakic (39). The average age is 31.

Position: 10 captains play centre, 7 play right wing, 4 play left wing and 5 play defence and 1 is a goalie

Drafted: It helps to be a high draft pick if you want to become an NHL captain. Three current captains were drafted first overall (Crosby, Lecavalier, Nash) 10 more were drafted in the top 10 and another 7 were first rounders. The lowest draft pick to make it as a captain is Ottawa's Daniel Alfredsson, selected 133rd overall. Is Alfie the lowest drafted player to ever captain a team?

Games/Points: Joe Sakic leads all captains in games played (1,363) and points (1,629), a long way ahead of Toews (64 games, 54 points).

To see a simple spreadsheet of the league's captains and some related data, click here.

Searching for Mike Fisher

If the Ottawa Senators are going to return to the form that had pundits labelling them bona fide Cup contenders they are going to need more from Mike Fisher.

Now, before the legions of Fisher fans out there jump down my throat screaming that Fisher is the heart and soul of the Senators and the team's captain-in-waiting, take a breath. Mike Fisher is a good hockey player and by all reports a real stand-up guy who does a ton of great work in the community. But...

Fisher is entering the first year of a 5 year contract extension that will pay him $21 million. Under this new deal Fisher will earn $6 million, an eye-popping raise over the $1.5m he earned in 2007-08. This means he will be making more than Daniel Alfredsson ($5.4m) and any other Senator except Dany Heatley ($10m) and Jason Spezza ($8m). Three things have to happen for Fisher to fulfil the $6m in expectations he has set for himself:

clearly establish himself as Ottawa's second line centre
hit the 25 goal/60 point marks
avoid prolonged scoring droughts

Early reports indicate that new Senator boss Craig Hartsburg will follow in the footsteps of his predecessors and separate the Alfredsson-Spezza-Heatley trio. This will likely mean that Fisher will be paired with Alfredsson. Alfredsson is an exceptionally smart, hard working and creative player with whom Fisher should do well, but this is not the first time for the this experiment and in the past it has failed to produce the desired result.

If Fisher and Alfredsson do succeed in developing some chemistry, Fisher should have little trouble improving over his 2007-08 production of 23 goals/24 assists. The defensively responsible Alfredsson should also help Fisher rebound from his 2008 team worst -10 plus/minus rating.

Consistency, at least in terms of scoring, has always been one of Fisher's biggest problems. Last season he went on 7, 14 and 18 game scoreless streaks that are simply unacceptable for a player averaging close to 20 minutes a game playing time.

Mike Fisher's work ethic, combined with occasional burst of brilliance, mean that Fisher has few detractors. Nonetheless, there are some who are whispering that Fisher is the league's best third line centre and wondering if he will ever develop into the solid number two centre the Sens have been lacking for years.

It would be unfair to say that Ottawa's 2008-09 fate rests on the shoulders of Mike Fisher. Nonetheless, now that Fisher's a $6 million dollar man he has to step up and make a consistent and significant offensive contribution if the Senators are going to be a factor in the Eastern Conference.

To avoid the wrath of Fisher fans, I've posted some links to Fisher-related videos, below.

Mike Fisher - Indescribable

Mike Fisher & his cool cottage on MTV

Mike Fisher on hockey and his faith

Mike Fisher Foundation

Which Hockey Guy Are You?

I received the following from several people - but no one seems to know the original source. Hockeydirt would love to give the author of this the credit he/she is due, so if anybody knows the author of this piece please let us know.

Update: the source of this has been found. This article originally appeared on August 31 in the Vancouver Province under the title Kurtenblog helps draft that beer-league team. Thanks to Alan for the tip.

It's a well-known fact that there are only two seasons in Canada: summer and hockey. According to long-standing tradition, the former starts with the hoisting of the Stanley Cup, as fans in an American city celebrate. The latter officially kicks off after Labour Day weekend.

In fact, there are hundreds, possibly thousands, of managers across Canada who will spend the long weekend making personnel decisions in time for the September dawn of a new season. Granted, the majority of these managers are in charge of teams with names like "Old Puckers", "Rusty Blades", "Just the Tips" and "Nine-Inch Males," but don't be fooled; beer-league hockey squads can be downright tricky to put together. As with any successful organization, you need the right mix, and that means drafting from the following beer-league player categories:

Which one are you???

The Ringer

Some teams wait until the playoffs to unveil this option. Others go with it right from the opening face-off. Either way, without a ringer, your team is done. The challenge for managers is convincing a good player to suit up for a bad side. This can be accomplished a number of ways, including promises of goal-scoring glory and awe-inspired teammates. Most effective, however, is let him play for free. It's simple math, really. Everyone else pays an extra $50 and everyone else gets a shot at the "DD" Division title.

The Young Guy

At first glance, he can easily be mistaken for a ringer, since the young guy still wears the shorts and socks of his junior or college team. But it's time for the next phase of life now, and that means an office job. The young guy stays in shape for the first half of the year. Sadly, an increasingly sedentary existence and late night partying catches up to him by Christmas. 15 to 20 pounds later, he's just another player, huffing and puffing with the rest. Welcome aboard, kid.

The Old Guy

Forget the 50-and-over league; that's not for him...even though his gloves reach up to his armpits, and he still uses a wood stick. To be fair, the old guy can be an effective player, especially if he's a wily old guy -- a hook here and a chop there, because that's how they did it when professional athletes were real men. "Eddie Shore -- now there was a hockey player! Lost an ear against the Maroons. Sewed it back on himself. Never missed a shift."

The Tardy Goalie

Hey, thanks for showing up. Only five minutes gone in the first. Not like you play a crucial position or anything. Take your time, dickhead.

The Beginner

Required only for cheap laughs. On the one hand, you have to admire the beginner. It takes a lot of courage to buy all brand new equipment, and
take up hockey in your 40's. On the other hand, learn to take a pass,man. It's right on your stick, for Christ's sake. How does that knock you
over? And now you're friggin offside! Not to mention the Beginner shows up at every game, no matter what time or what day. Sunday night playoff game
at 11PM - no worries, Mr Beginner will be there.

The Complete Psycho

Also good for a few giggles . . . from afar. Most likely a cop or fireman. The complete psycho is capable of anything: running the goalie, challenging an entire bench, a tomahawk chop -- all in the repertoire. Do not feed the complete psycho. He doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt. And, look to him to carry on his act in the bar after the game.

The Naked Guy

Bane of the dressing room. Most players have the courtesy to stretch their hamstrings while sporting, at the very least, a bit of underwear. Not the naked guy. He'll carry on full conversations, and you had better maintain eye contact like your life depended on it....or come face to face with the swinging sausage.

The Guy with the New Girlfriend

An excellent way to lower everyone else's fees is to load up on a few of these. The guy with the new girlfriend will show up to three games, tops, so his payment will contribute to everyone else's and it's not like you'll lose ice time by putting him on the roster. That said, beware that the guy with the new girlfriend might very well turn into the guy with the new wife...at which point he'll never miss another game.

The Organizer

This guy is absolutely brutal but since nobody else could be bothered to do all the paperwork and collect the money he gets to play. Is frustrating to play with because they can barely skate let alone take a pass but nobody gets mad at him cuz he's a really nice guy. Is often heard in the dressing room saying 'Sorry guys, that one was my fault' and if he's lucky somebody will chip in something like 'No worries Donny, it's a team effort.' What everybody is really thinking is 'Hey Donny, my grandmother is a better player than you and yes you are right, that was your fault.' If you are lucky the Organizer is usually smart enough to take himself off the ice in critical situations.

The Minor Hockey Allstar

Looks promising at a glance as they fool you with reasonably good skills but after you get zero passes you'll get the picture. This guy topped out at 'AA' Midget and can be spotted by the huge blinders attached to his helmet. Play is characterized by energetic rushes down the wing, (no passing), then into the corner (still no pass), behind the net (hey dickhead I've been open for the past 5 minutes),then into the next corner (everybody has gone back to the bench to watch) followed by a blind give away pass to the high slot / break out pass for the other team. Cut this guy.

The Johnny Try Hard

Great to have on your team but they suck to play against because they have somehow managed to keep themselves in ridiculously good shape. They were probably the star on their high school hockey team and won athlete of the year because they played hockey, volleyball and track all in the same year. Guaranteed they have a membership at the 'Running Room'. Play is characterized by constant hustle which if caught off guard can embarrass the more talented yet fatter player.

The Stanley Cup Champion

This player will raise their hands and cheer when they score. If this is an opposing player you must nip this behaviour in the bud by catching him off guard with a sickening open ice hit that causes him to blow snot bubbles. If this player is on your team quickly chastise him in front of the other team to let them know that this is not how the rest of your team rolls. Remind him how much of a loser he is by retrieving the puck from the net the next time he scores and presenting it to him in front of the other team.

The Tough Guy

This guy maxed out at the house-league level, has never been in a fight and is characterized by antagonizing behaviour on the ice. In extreme cases he will 'cheap shot' another player. The fact that your beer league does not allow fighting has given this guy a false sense of courage. What this guy does not realize is that this will not prevent someone from knocking his teeth out if he cheap shots the wrong guy. There is a number of fun ways to handle this player which all end with him lying on the ice bleeding, looking for his teeth and crying.

The Wrong Guy

Not to be confused with 'The Complete Psycho'. This guy shows up, doesn't say much and pretty much flies under the radar screen. The kid that gave him the cheap shot him will eventually look his name up on Hockey DB after his facial surgery and realize he had 355 pims in the East Cost 3 years ago.

The Gary Roberts

Can be described as being way too intense. This guy is one of your better players but is unable to adjust to the lower level of play. At the best of times he will try to coach players on the fly and at the worst of times he will snap and call his entire team a bunch of house-leaguers. He believes the game should be played a certain way and despises 'pond hockey' style play with no back checking or positional assignments. Most likely is suffering from a complex of 'unfinished business' from his previous hockey career and is looking to capture some shred of glory via the rec-league championship. This guy is probably better off playing with his own kind in a senior-A league.

The Gear Guy

More money than brains. This guy is a mediocre player who compensates for poor skating and a crappy slapshot by always having the latest, hottest gear. Watching him suit up is like flipping through the Hockey News equipment reviews issue. He starts by stuffing his chubby frame into skin tight UnderArmour, followed by massive, ultralight pads. He shows up with shiny new blades every year, claiming that the last pair "just never felt right" and boasting that he feels faster because his new skates only weigh 17 nanograms. A couple of weeks after Ovechkin sports a yellor visor, the dude shows up with one. Best of all are the sticks. While everybody else does just fine with bargain rack specials this guy hauls out a Warrior Kronik before anyone has even heard of it. He sucks, but he's handy to have around because he carries an extra elbow pad and a spare pair of gloves in his bag.

Sarah Palin: Hockey Mom (just don't call her a beauty queen)

by Tim O'Connor

Like most Canadians, the news that Republican Vice-Presidential nominee Sarah Palin is, of all things, a hockey mom caught me off guard.

At first blush it seems a little odd that Palin is being branded by her own party as a "hockey mom" when the Republicans are trying to create a broad appeal for her with the electorate. I mean, in the US, being branded a "hockey mom" has about as much broad appeal as being branded "muslim preacher." So, why have the Republicans chosen to do it?

Well, I surmise, it's because of the general attitude toward hockey south of the border.....tough, fighting, take no prisoners. All this to say, there's a different view toward the term "hockey mom" here in Canada (ass-warming cushion, Tim Horton's in hand, buttons with photos of hockey playing kids proudly pinned to an overstuffed winter coat) and in the U.S. where the term "hockey mom" is being used to brand Palin as a fighter, someone ready to "put on the foil" for McCain. Sure, she's a woman running for Vice-President, but she's tough, she's scrappy, she doesn't take hit from no one.

Interestingly, I heard Palin herself during a rally asking, "They say, 'What's the difference between a mountain lion and a hockey mom? Well, hockey moms wear lipstick." So, while we north of the border may take a little foreign pride in the Vice-Presidential candidate being branded as a hockey mom, in reality, the term is being used in a near negative manner with Palin. In labelling her a hockey mom the Republicans are trying to create a picture of Palin in the minds of Americans as a Broad Street Bully with an updo and lip gloss. Better that than for the press to focus on her history as a beauty queen, especially after the damage done to the image of beauty queens by Miss Teen South Carolina. Portraying Palin as a beauty queen would only reinforce all the wrong stereotypes and fuel the fires of arguments some make about women not being fit for higher office.

Sure, Palin didn't spend five years drinking her own piss in a Viet Cong POW camp, but she's a hockey mom, so she may as well have.

It was twenty years ago today...

NHL Divers Risk Very Little

Oxonomics is a terrific blog written by a group of Oxford graduate students. A recent posting, Why do footballers dive?, discusses the tendency of soccer players to dive in an effort to draw fouls. The author asks "Why do footballers dive more than other sportsmen?"

The author's answer is that the risks associated with diving in soccer are far outweighed by the potential rewards. The risk - a yellow card and "opprobrium from neutrals and the media" are modest. The reward - a free kick or a penalty shot if the "foul" occurs in the 18-yard box - are magnified by soccer's low scores. Faced with this risk-reward ratio, many soccer players opt to take the fall.

The NHL attempted to deal with the diving problem in hockey in 2006 by making it a penalty. In addition to a two-minute minor, players caught diving receive a letter from the league (Oooh Scary!). Second offenders receive the penalty and a $1,000 fine while three-timers are hit with a whopping $2,000 fine. With an average salary is $1.9 million, does the league really expect such piddling fines to alter behaviour? Player can also receive supplementary discipline.

NHL referees have undermined the introduction of the diving penalty. According to Hockey Numbers, 77% of the 109 diving calls made in 2007 were accompanied by an offsetting minor to the opposing player "involved" in the diving incident. In 2006, 82% of diving calls came with an offsetting minor penalty. (Does anyone have the data on diving for 2007-2008?)

Faced with the likelihood that a dive will rarely result in a power play for the opposing team, players like Sean Avery, Mike Ribeiro, Jarkko & Tuomu Ruutu and Kristian Huselius continue to fall down.

Oxonomics argues that the reward for a successful dive is very high - particularly when the dive occurs in the 18-yard box and results in a penalty kick. With close to three-quarters of all penalty kicks resulting in goals, the incentive to dive is huge. NHL hockey is also a relatively low-scoring game and power plays result in goals 17.7% of the time, it is not not surprising that players continue to embellish.

While diving may not be as prevalent in hockey as it is in soccer, it is problem the league can and should fix. When players take dives referees shouldn't neutralize their own calls by assessing offsetting minors.

Hockey Organ

Check out the Hockey Organ. (Thanks Boing Boing & Matrixsynth.)

The Onion Does Hockey

Funny

NHL Star Called Up To Big Leagues To Play For NFL Team