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    <subtitle>Reflections of emuna with Rabbi Lazer Brody  בס"ד</subtitle>
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        <title>Spiritual Email: A big deal about a dot</title>
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        <summary>Question of the Week: Dear Rabbi, Why does the Jewish religion seem to fuss over insignificant details? How much matza do we have to eat, which spoon did I use for milk and which for meat, what is the right...</summary>
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&lt;div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Question of the Week:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dear Rabbi, &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Why does the Jewish religion seem to fuss over insignificant details? How much matza do we have to eat, which spoon did I use for milk and which for meat, what is the right way to tie my shoelaces? It seems to me that this misses the bigger picture by focusing on tiny trivia. Is this nitpicking what Jews call spirituality? I actually already sent you this question over a week ago and didn't receive a reply. Could it be that you have finally been asked a question that you can't answer?!&amp;nbsp; Signed, Rob&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Dear Rob, &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I never claimed to have all the answers. There are many questions that are beyond me. But it happens to be that I sent a reply the same day despite the fact that I've been away from home on a rigorous speaking tour in the USA. The fact that you didn't receive it is itself the answer to your question. You see, I sent you a reply, but I wrote your email address leaving out the &amp;quot;dot&amp;quot; before the &amp;quot;com&amp;quot;. I figured that you should still receive the email, because after all, it is only one little dot missing. I mean come on, it's not as if I wrote the wrong name or something drastic like that! Would anyone be so nitpicky as to differentiate between &amp;quot;yahoocom&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;yahoo.com&amp;quot;? No, it's not ridiculous. Because the dot is not just a dot. It represents something. That dot has meaning far beyond the pixels on the screen that form it. To me it may seem insignificant, but that is simply due to my ignorance of the ways of the web. All I know is that with the dot, the message gets to the right destination; without it, the message is lost to oblivion. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;P&gt;Torah observance and mitzva fulfillment contain a world of symbolism. And every dot counts. When the mitzvot are performed with precision, a spiritual vibration is emailed throughout the universe, all the way to G-d's inbox. If you want to understand the symbolism of the dot, study cyber tech. If you want to understand the symbolism of Judaism, study Torah. Yours always, LB&lt;/p&gt;



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        <title>Controlling all of Creation</title>
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        <updated>2009-11-11T08:29:06+02:00</updated>
        <summary>Rebbe Nachman of Breslev teaches (Likutei Moharan I: 34), that every individual has the potential of being a "righteous governor". Certainly, each of us has the potential of being righteous, a "tzaddik", for the prophet said, "And your people are...</summary>
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<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="he" xml:base="http://lazerbrody.typepad.com/lazer_beams/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Rebbe Nachman of Breslev teaches (Likutei Moharan I: 34), that every individual has the potential of being a "righteous governor". Certainly, each of us has the potential of being righteous, a "tzaddik", for the prophet said, "And your people are all tzaddikim!" (Isaiah 60:21). A tzaddik has the special ability to govern over all of creation.</p>
<p>Reb Nosson of Breslev explains (Likutei Halachot, Yora Dea, Mila 4:16), that "Creation continues to exist and function by virtue of Israel's service to Hashem, and their blessings and praise of Him, blessed is He." In simple terms, every creation fulfills its purpose in the universe thanks to the prayers and songs of Israel, thanking and praising Hashem. For example, when Israel blesses Hashem for creating the sun, moon, and stars, they glitter and illuminate! As such, the Israel that controls nature is virtually above the level of nature; nature cannot control Israel.</p>
<p>Rabbi Alexander Ziskind of saintly and blessed memory writes explicitely (Yesod VeShoresh HaAvoda, Gate 3, Section 5) that Israel governs over creation and that creation must comply with Israel's directives. In his elaboration of Psalm 148, he notes that a person in this lowly physical world has the power of commanding all the creations – both in the upper worlds and in the lower worlds – to praise Hashem; they are required to obey, as a fundamental law embedded in the very fiber of creation. Anyone who realizes that his or her prayers, Psalms, and songs of praise have the power to dictate orders to all of creation will surely acquire a burning desire to sing constant songs of thanks and praise to Hashem; these songs of thanks and praise are a scepter in a person's hands that enables him or her to rule over nature.</p>
<p><em>Do you know what that means? With songs of thanks and praise, together with emuna, one can order bacteria and viruses to leave the body, and they must adhere!</em><a href="http://lazerbrody.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ovenbird_singing_a.jpg"><img alt="Ovenbird_singing_a" border="0" class="image-full " src="http://lazerbrody.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ovenbird_singing_a.jpg" title="Ovenbird_singing_a" /></a> </p>
<p><em>All of creation sings to Hashem. Why don't you join in?</em></p><xhtml:img xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/typepad/pGFj/~4/1aA1njkhFgc" height="1" width="1" /></div></content>


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        <title>Moishel'e "Good Shabbos"</title>
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        <summary>Whatever you do, you have to read the most amazing story that I heard from my beloved friend and spiritual brother, Israel's sweet singer Shlom Katz, may Hashem bless him. It's all about Reb Shloime Carlebach's Good Shabbos Niggun. It's...</summary>
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<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="he" xml:base="http://lazerbrody.typepad.com/lazer_beams/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Whatever you do, you have to read the most amazing story that I heard from my beloved friend and spiritual brother, Israel's sweet singer Shlom Katz, may Hashem bless him. It's all about Reb Shloime Carlebach's <a href="http://www.breslev.co.il/articles/judaism/jewish_culture/the_“good_shabbos”_niggun.aspx?id=14261&amp;language=english" target="_blank">Good Shabbos Niggun</a>. It's one of the many other great articles that appear in this week's <a href="http://www.breslev.co.il/default.aspx?language=english" target="_blank">Breslev Israel</a> web magazine.</p>
<p>Shlomo Katz and I will be together this coming Monday evening, November 16, 2009, at the Carlebach shul in Ramat Bet Shemesh, for a very special evening of song and inspiration. Details forthcoming...</p><xhtml:img xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/typepad/pGFj/~4/dS72v_c8sSw" height="1" width="1" /></div></content>


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        <title>Tonight in Queens</title>
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        <published>2009-11-09T16:39:17+02:00</published>
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        <summary>Tonight is our last appearance this trip in New York City, so if you'd like to see us and get a shot of emuna vitamins, come tonight to Degel Yisrael, Kew Garden Hills, Queens, at 8:15PM. Contact Jason Newman at...</summary>
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<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="he" xml:base="http://lazerbrody.typepad.com/lazer_beams/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Tonight is our last appearance this trip in New York City, so if you'd like to see us and get a shot of emuna vitamins, come tonight to Degel Yisrael, Kew Garden Hills, Queens, at 8:15PM.  Contact Jason Newman at 917-807-2114 or <a href="mailto:jnewman@renltc.com">jnewman@renltc.com</a> for details.</p>
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        <title>Above the stars</title>
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        <summary>Our forefather Abraham was an expert astrologist; he gazed up at the stars, and saw that he would never be a father. Hashem told Abraham that his reading was accurate, but that he must put the astrology aside. By virtue...</summary>
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<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="he" xml:base="http://lazerbrody.typepad.com/lazer_beams/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Our forefather Abraham was an expert astrologist; he gazed up at the stars, and saw that he would never be a father.</p>
<p>Hashem told Abraham that his reading was accurate, but that he must put the astrology aside. By virtue of Abraham's clinging to Hashem, he raised himself to a status where he was above the stars - the zodiacs no longer had an influence on him, and he became a father to great nations.</p>
<p>Astrology is a true discipline, but those who cling to Hashem in faith and in loving obedience to the Torah's commandments are surely above the stars.</p>
<p>Nature, teaches The Ramcha'l in chapter 7 of <em>Derech Hashem</em>, is certainly influenced by the stars, for that is the way of Hashem's creation. But, Hashem gives us the opportunity to transcend nature, and to live above the stars' influence. Therefore, anyone can change fate or a stroke of bad luck by making Teshuva and clinging to Hashem. As such, the Gemara declares (<em>tractate Shabbos 156b</em>), <em>Ayn mazal leYisroel</em>, in other words, the stars have no influence over Israel, the loyal ones who cling to Hashem.</p>
<p>Rebbe Nachman of Breslev adds that for those who live above the stars' influence, miracles are natural. </p>
<p><a href="http://lazerbrody.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sombrerogalaxy.jpg"><img alt="Sombrerogalaxy" border="0" class="image-full " src="http://lazerbrody.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sombrerogalaxy.jpg" title="Sombrerogalaxy" /></a> <em>The Sombrero Galaxy, courtesy of utahskies.org</em></p>
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        <title>Painless Self-Healing: Part 2, Refa'enu</title>
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        <summary>Our daily liturgy contains a special prayer for health and healing that we say three times a day in the Shmona Esrei prayer. This particular blessing is named after its initial word Refa'enu, which means "heal us". The following is...</summary>
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<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="he" xml:base="http://lazerbrody.typepad.com/lazer_beams/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Our daily liturgy contains a special prayer for health and healing that we say three times a day in the <em>Shmona Esrei</em> prayer. This particular blessing is named after its initial word <em>Refa'enu</em>, which means "heal us". The following is a translation of the blessing:</p>
<p>Heal us, Hashem, and we shall be healed, save us and we shall be saved, for You are our glory, and send a complete cure for all of our ills, [<em><span style="COLOR: #006600">here you can insert all your private health requests, both for yourself and for others</span></em>] for You are our Lord King faithful and merciful physician. Blessed are you, Hashem, physician of His people Israel's afflicted.</p>
<p>Rav Eliezer Burland shlit'a laughs cynically when he sees people racing through their prayers to go stand in line in some clinic or outpatient center waiting to see a doctor who is neither faithful, merciful, nor capable of curing. Rav Burland says, "If you spend two minutes saying <em>'Refa'enu'</em> with intent and composure, then you'll save hours standing in line in Kupat Holim (public clinics - LB) and in doctor's offices."</p>
<p>Rebbe Nachman of Breslev teaches that a person's main efforts in overcoming an affliction should focus on prayer. <em>Refa'enu</em> is not only a blessing for the sick; it's a blessing for the healthy that want to stay that way. The next time you pray, say <em>Refa'enu</em> slowly, word by word, with composure and concerted intent.</p>
<p>The keys of life and death are in Hashem's hands only. Since Hashem is the physician of all flesh and Hashem cures sicknesses, one is much better advised to turn to Hashem rather than turning to pitifully futile human beings, especially those who so lackadaisically fill your body with ultimately detrimental substances. Just a few weeks ago here in Israel, twelve doctors from a major Israeli hospital were nabbed for experimenting on elderly patients. Four Israelis died last week from flu shots. Doctors and medicine are dangerous.</p>
<p>Prayer achieves anything. <em>Refa'enu</em> in itself is enough to keep us healthy. If we really had emuna, we'd turn to Hashem and to Hashem only in earnest prayer, saying each word deliberately and with deep intent. Isn't your health worth an extra 2 minutes of prayer three times a day?</p>
<p>Some people ask why we close the above blessing with, "Blessed are you, Hashem, physician of His people Israel's afflicted." Is Hashem only the physician of Israel's afflicted? What about the other nations? Rav Shalom Arush shlit'a answered this probing question and explained that since Israel relies on prayer and emuna, then Hashem personally cures them in a supernatural manner, for if Israel relies on the supernatural (prayer and emuna), Hashem gives them back measure for measure and cures them miraculously beyond the limits of nature. But, as the other nations (and many Jews, unfortunately) rely on natural means with little or no belief in the supernatural powers of prayer and emuna, Hashem lets them fall into the hands of the doctors and "natural" cures.</p>
<p>By virtue of prayer and emuna, Hashem becomes one's personal physician. Isn't that worth reinforcing our emuna and our praying? You bet it is! </p>
<p><em>Sharon from LA asks: Granted that Hashem is the physician of all flesh, but why does he make people sick?</em></p>
<p><em>Great question! You'll find the answer in Chapter Three of "The Garden of Emuna".</em></p><xhtml:img xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/typepad/pGFj/~4/4EFF7xkanx0" height="1" width="1" /></div></content>


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        <title>Marlboro Shabbaton and Melave Malka</title>
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        <published>2009-11-06T08:57:56+02:00</published>
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        <summary>If you missed us in Baltimore, Williamsburg, Five Towns, and Great Neck, ask the folks there about the gifts we gave out. There's still time to come and join us for the Shabbaton and/or the Melave Malka in Marlboro, New...</summary>
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        <title>Painless Self-Healing: Part 1, Asher Yatzar</title>
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        <summary>A few weeks ago, I delivered a pep-talk to a group of police officers. When I arrived at the headquarters building, my host - an extremely cordial veteran detective with literally no religious background - greeted me and asked me...</summary>
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<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="he" xml:base="http://lazerbrody.typepad.com/lazer_beams/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>A few weeks ago, I delivered a pep-talk to a group of police officers. When I arrived at the headquarters building, my host - an extremely cordial veteran detective with literally no religious background - greeted me and asked me if I needed anything before I begin my talk. I asked him to show me where the bathroom was.</p>
<p>After the bathroom, I washed my hands three times consecutively with a cup and said slowly with intent the "Asher Yatzar" blessing that one says after visiting the toilet. My host looked at me wide-eyed, as if I'd suddenly sprouted peacock feathers. "Rabbi," he gasped, "you guys even make a blessing after relieving yourselves?"</p>
<p>I smiled and nodded in the affirmative, and asked the detective if he'd ever had constipation or diarrhea. He grimaced and said yes, telling me a story of how his whole platoon in the army once contracted salmonella food poisoning during a training maneuver rendering him utterly out of capacity for a week with his intestines totally askew.</p>
<p>"What would you have given to have normal bowel movements back then, instead of the <em>Intifada</em> in your guts?" I asked.</p>
<p>"A million bucks!" the detective answered.</p>
<p>"You're right," I responded. "I don't have a million bucks, so I bless Hashem and thank Him every time my personal plumbing does its job!"</p>
<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 1.2em">*******</span></p>
<p>Our sages teach us that by saying <em>Asher Yatzar</em> blessing after visiting the toilet, one is assured of good health. Earlier today, Rav Shalom Arush shlit'a explained to me why: We praise Hashem at the end of the blessing and call Him, "The physician of all flesh who acts wondrously." Everytime we relieve ourselves, Hashem does a myriad of miracles in maintaining the body's health, casting away dangerous bacteria, microorganisms, and dead body cells in the bodily waste. Even more wondrous is that this heavy maintenance is done in a way that's extremely gratifying to the body.</p>
<p>Taking a few moments to say <em>Asher Yatzar</em> after visiting the toilet is liable to save you hours in down-time, sick-time, doctor visits, and even hospital visits. You'll also save a mint on medical expenses. Better than anything, you'll obtain what no health insurance plan can offer - a guarantee of good health.</p>
<p>As a service to Beams readers that don't yet say the <em>Asher Yatzar</em> blessing on a regular basis, here is the text in English translation and in English transliteration. There's no time to start like the present.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline"><em>Asher Yatzar</em> </span></strong></p>
<p>Blessed are You, <em>HaShem</em>, Our God, King of the universe, Who created the human with wisdom and created within him many openings and many cavities, exposed and known before Your Throne of Glory, that if one of them were to be ruptured or one one of them were to be blocked it would be impossible to survive and to stand before You for even one hour. Blessed are You, <em>HaShem</em>, The physician of all flesh who acts wondrously.</p>
<p><em>Baruch atah Adonoi, Elohainu, melech ha'olam, Asher yatzar et ha'adam b'chochmah, u'vara vo n'kavim n'kavim, chalulim chalulim, galui v'yadua lifnai chisei chvodecha, she'im yipatei'ach echad maihem o yisataim echad maihem, ee efshar l'hitkayeim v'la'amod l'fanecha afilu sha'ah achat. Baruch atah Adonoi, rofeh chol basar u'mafli la'asot.</em></p>
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        <title>Pleasurable Parnassa: The painless way to make a living - part 2</title>
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        <summary>With trust in Hashem, a person doesn't think about money all day long. Peace of mind is only two words away – Hashem provides. Business is one continuous test of faith. Businesspeople are tested every single second: If they believe...</summary>
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<content type="xhtml" xml:lang="he" xml:base="http://lazerbrody.typepad.com/lazer_beams/"><div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 3pt 0cm;"><span><span face="Times New Roman">With trust in Hashem, a person doesn't think about money all day long. Peace of mind is only two words away – <strong>Hashem provides</strong>.</span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 3pt 0cm;"><span><span face="Times New Roman">Business is one continuous test of faith. Businesspeople are tested every single second: If they believe that their livelihood comes from Hashem, then they're calm and composed, conducting their affairs on an honest basis. If they believe otherwise - that their income depends on their own efforts and aptitude - then they're most likely working much too hard and wasting energy looking for all types of ploys – legal or otherwise - to make money.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 3pt 0cm;"><span><span face="Times New Roman">One's entire life depends on emuna that Hashem provides for every creation. Emuna creates a clear, clean, and shining spiritual pipe that abundance flows through, directly from heaven to a person's bank account or dinner table. Drinking from the pipe of emuna is like drinking from a silver goblet. Without emuna, one drinks from the spiritual equivalent of a sewer pipe, where one's income is contaminated with negative emotions, bad health, and damage to the soul.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 3pt 0cm;"><span><span face="Times New Roman">Decide which option in life you'd prefer, because basically, there are only two:</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 3pt 0cm;"><span><span face="Times New Roman"><strong>First</strong>, you can believe that Hashem predetermines your income, and that every last cent designated for you will reach you at an exact time and in its entirety, if not from one source, then from a different source, if not today, then tomorrow. As a result, you are calm and composed, and avoid the troubles of illegal and dishonest business procedures. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 3pt 0cm;"><span><span face="Times New Roman">Or <strong>second</strong>, you don't believe in Hashem or in His ability to support you, and you bang your head against the wall trying to make a living, angry and irritable most of the time because life is a living death. You sink into debt, you're confused, and you can't think clearly with the tensions and stress that weigh you down. Oftentimes, you catch yourself cutting the corners of honesty and wholesome business practices in trying to make an additional buck.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 3pt 0cm;"><span><span face="Times New Roman">Remember! A person receives his or her heavenly stipend to the cent. By cheating, lying, or dealing dishonestly, a person won't earn a cent more.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 3pt 0cm;"><span><span face="Times New Roman">Here's an example: Joe and Harry are both store owners; each is destined to earn one hundred thousand dollars this year. Joe earns his money honestly and in good faith, and therefore enjoys it. Harry wants a lot more money than what Hashem gives him, so he wheels, deals, lies, and steals, bringing in a gross income of an additional fifteen thousand dollars. Harry will now suffer sicknesses, accidents, home damage, income tax investigations, law suits, and any number of other aggravations. As a result, he'll lose the fifteen thousand that wasn't destined for him, and he won't enjoy the hundred thousand that was destined for him, since he'll be busy running to doctors, lawyers, repairmen, and the like.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 3pt 0cm;"><span><span face="Times New Roman">True, a person can't lie in bed and say "Hashem will provide", because that's relying on an outright miracle, something we're not allowed to do. But, as long as you're trying your best and doing a reasonable day's work (that's all you're expected to do - if in doubt, consult your personal rav or spiritual guide as to what a reasonable day's work is for you), then the miracle of Hashem's personal supervision over your livelihood is clothed in seemingly natural circumstances.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 3pt 0cm;"><span><span face="Times New Roman">Spending money you don't have and buying on time, whether with loans or by plastic, is destructive for <em>parnassa</em>. If Hashem wants you to have something, He gives you the wherewithal. Don't say that you trust in Hashem when you squander, charge on your credit cards, or purchase things that aren't necessary; that's not trust, but stupidity. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 3pt 0cm;"><span><span face="Times New Roman"><em>Emuna</em> and <em>bitachon</em> (complete faith and trust) must be complemented with common sense, thrift, a careful budget, and making do with what Hashem gives you.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 3pt 0cm;"><span><span face="Times New Roman">For your convenience, the following is a table of 20 factors that are detrimental or conducive to parnassa, that I compiled from "Sefer HaMidos" by Rebbe Nachman of Breslev:</span></span></p>
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