• What don't you understand about Hollywood? It's simple math: Eddie Murphy makes the big bucks because he knows how to churn out timeless, money-losing classics like Imagine That and Meet Dave. Check out the most recent list of Hollywood's Most Overpaid Stars.

• Brad Pitt's production company recently bought the rights to upcoming Capcom game "Dark Void." Somewhere, Uwe Boll weeps...

• Stephen King's just-released Under the Dome to get Spielberg-produced miniseries?

To celebrate the release of  the Fight Club 10th anniversary Blu-ray, crowds gathered in Los Angeles and New York for midnight screenings of the movie. Theatres were boarded up and coffee and donuts were served at the events to give it a support-group feel. We hear they stopped short of burying Meat Loaf in the parking log. Regardless, his name will always be Robert Paulson.

Just when you think Peter Jackson's The Lovely Bones will be a normal family drama, it starts getting all mystical and trippy. Attaboy!

•  Carl Eric Rinsch's big screen directorial debut will be Keanu Reeves' samurai epic, 47 Ronin. 

•  Jason Lee as an Elvis impersonator on TNT? Really?

• Director Kenneth Branagh has cast Thor's Warriors Three. We hope director Kenneth Branagh (Hamlet, Much Ado About Nothing, As You Like It) knows the story of Thor is a major part of Norse mythology, and not something written by Shakespeare. 

• BREAKING NEWS! We've just uncovered indisputable evidence that proves Branagh might actually be Shakespeare

The script is already underway for Star Trek 2, and although nobody's certain if Khan will take the evil spotlight, comingsoon.net thinks it'll be a guy from Lost. We're stunned! (We're kidding about being stunned. That's like being surprised at Seth Rogen being cast in another Apatow movie.)

•  The Museum of Modern Art is holding a career retrospective of Tim Burton starting November 22 and running through April 26, 2010. The exhibition will include his work as film director, writer, and concept artist (which means plenty of Nightmare-ish sketches). Check out the Museum of Modern Art description of its new exhibition, and for a quick bit of creepy-quirky joy, view the Burton-directed advertisement below.