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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/rss2enclosuresfull.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><rss xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><title>The Evangelical Spectator</title><link>http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/</link><description>Tall Tales of The Bible Belt. Humor. A proper dose of hyperbole. A sense of ridicule, irony, and wryness and misadventures in wild metaphors, paradox, symbols, free associations, non-sequiturs, and sense of the ridiculous.</description><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:12:48 PDT</lastBuildDate><generator>TypePad http://www.typepad.com/</generator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Tall Tales of The Bible Belt. Humor. A proper dose of hyperbole. A sense of ridicule, irony, and wryness and misadventures in wild metaphors, paradox, symbols, free associations, non-sequiturs, and sense of the ridiculous.</itunes:subtitle><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/typepad/yUnH" type="application/rss+xml" /><feedburner:browserFriendly></feedburner:browserFriendly><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" /><item><title>How To Make Electricity At Home</title><link>http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2009/10/how-to-make-electricity-at-home.html</link><category>bible</category><category>biblical</category><category>electricity</category><category>recipe</category><category>tall tales</category><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Ernest Slyman</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:12:48 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341c8b1953ef0120a632d4af970c</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>First, you will need a bowl, a cup of sugar, all-purpose flour, two electric eels, a dozen lightning bugs and a blender. This recipe will make enough electricity to power your house. It's best to mix the ingredients first before blending. Taking care not to blend the ingredients before adding the cranberry juice.</p>
<p>After blending put the mix in a baking pan. Insert into a pre-heated oven 360 degrees for thirty minutes. When the baking process has completed removed the pan and apply chocolate icing evenly to the battery.</p>
<p>Insert plugs into the battery as needed. Or store the battery in the basement, garage for safekeeping. You never know when you will need electricity.</p></div>]]></content:encoded><description>First, you will need a bowl, a cup of sugar, all-purpose flour, two electric eels, a dozen lightning bugs and a blender. This recipe will make enough electricity to power your house. It's best to mix the ingredients first before blending. Taking care not to blend the ingredients before adding the cranberry juice. After blending put the mix in a baking pan. Insert into a pre-heated oven 360 degrees for thirty minutes. When the baking process has completed removed the pan and apply chocolate icing evenly to the battery. Insert plugs into the battery as needed. Or store the battery in the basement, garage for safekeeping. You never know when you will need electricity.</description></item><item><title>Bigfoot Found Dead In Tennessee</title><link>http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2009/10/bigfoot-found-dead-in-tennessee.html</link><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Ernest Slyman</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:07:38 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341c8b1953ef0120a5ce7ddf970b</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Bigfoot, also called Sasquatch, was found dead in Bristol, Tennessee. He was apparently coming out of the woods and was struck by a school bus. He was wearing fishing boots. He was planning to play golf at the country club and watch the Sopranos in the evening with friends.</p>
<p>The large, hairy hominid or ape, with the distinguishing characteristic of a 16"-20" footprint. Some suggest the beast is a relative of Gigantopithecus, an extinct primate of China, but no hard, factual evidence of a Bigfoot has ever been produced. </p>
<p>The elusive ape-like humans include the Yeren of China, the Yeti of the Himalaya mountains, the Yowie of Australia and the Mapinguari of South America. </p>
<p>Long live the memory of Bigfoot.</p>
<p>Born: c. 1811<br>Birthplace: North America<br>Best known as: Big, elusive humanoid beast of North America<br></p></div>]]></content:encoded><description>Bigfoot, also called Sasquatch, was found dead in Bristol, Tennessee. He was apparently coming out of the woods and was struck by a school bus. He was wearing fishing boots. He was planning to play golf at the country club and watch the Sopranos in the evening with friends. The large, hairy hominid or ape, with the distinguishing characteristic of a 16"-20" footprint. Some suggest the beast is a relative of Gigantopithecus, an extinct primate of China, but no hard, factual evidence of a Bigfoot has ever been produced. The elusive ape-like humans include the Yeren of China, the Yeti of the Himalaya mountains, the Yowie of Australia and the Mapinguari of South America. Long live the memory of Bigfoot. Born: c. 1811 Birthplace: North America Best known as: Big, elusive humanoid beast of North America</description></item><item><title>Life with A Robot</title><link>http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2009/09/life-with-a-robot.html</link><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Ernest Slyman</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 10:27:05 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341c8b1953ef0120a584ec3d970b</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><div class="smallfont"> </div>
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<div id="post_message_568990">"Should I marry her?" Rick Plum of Abingdon, Virginia asks."I've named her Lucy. She cleans up a storm. Goes from room to room, whisking about. Turning circles".<br><br>"She's fine. A good date. Doesn't ask much. Talk much. Should I propose? Surely it was love at first sight. We've never kissed. One of us is pretty strange. We don't speak."<br><br>"Yet I think it's going well. We've never argued. She sits in the corner of my living room beneath a endtable. Met her at a yardsale in Forest Hills, Queens, NY. She was twenty-five bucks. On-line she's around $300. Is this true love?"<br><br>"She holds a full charge. Exciting, eh? A more meaningful relationship may come about. Once while watching TV she came out and brushed my feet. I swear I heard an 'excuse me'. Love is like that."<br><br><br>"This robot model is dramatically improved navigation, cleaning coverage, vacuum pickup, and particle filtration, this vacuuming robot picks up amazing amounts of dirt and debris with the simple touch of a button. The powerful unit features innovative spinning side brushes that grab dirt and dust from corners and along wall edges, as well as two high-speed, counter-rotating brushes that pick up pet hair, cat litter, food crumbs, and other debris from floors. The vacuum sucks up the debris and deposits it into a large, easy-to-empty bagless dustbin, and its improved fine-filtration system traps dust, pollen, and other allergens inside the unit, reducing infiltration into the living environment. <br><br>For added convenience, the vacuum's cleaning head automatically adjusts to transition from wood, tile, and linoleum to carpets and rugs, while improved anti-tangle technology ensures it won't get stuck on cords and rug fringe. If the unit begins to pick up a cord or carpet tassel, it will automatically reverse the direction of its brushes to extract the item. A gentle-touch bumper system senses obstacles so the vacuum automatically slows its approach, gently touches the obstacle, then redirects to continue cleaning under or around the object. Because it cleans under beds, couches, and other hard-to-reach areas, it actually vacuums more of the floor than a standard upright can. The vacuum also senses dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them, and it uses built-in cliff sensors to avoid stairs and other drop-offs. In addition, invisible barriers can be set using the unit's Virtual Wall system. To mark off-limit areas, simply place a Virtual Wall at a doorway or other opening and adjust the infrared beam setting to the distance of the opening. The unit automatically detects the beam and will not cross it. <br><br>The vacuuming robot returns to its self-charging Home Base to dock and recharge between cleaning cycles or when the battery starts to run low. Its advanced power system consists of a fast-charging battery, a three-hour charger, and a power source that supercharges the unit for up to 120 minutes of continuous cleaning, covering about three to four average-size rooms on a single charge. Other accessories include two Virtual Walls (that require two D batteries each), a brush cleaning tool, and an extra filter. The vacuuming robot measures 16-3/4 by 21 by 5 inches and carries a one-year limited warranty.</div></div>]]></content:encoded><description>"Should I marry her?" Rick Plum of Abingdon, Virginia asks."I've named her Lucy. She cleans up a storm. Goes from room to room, whisking about. Turning circles". "She's fine. A good date. Doesn't ask much. Talk much. Should I propose? Surely it was love at first sight. We've never kissed. One of us is pretty strange. We don't speak." "Yet I think it's going well. We've never argued. She sits in the corner of my living room beneath a endtable. Met her at a yardsale in Forest Hills, Queens, NY. She was twenty-five bucks. On-line she's around $300. Is this true love?" "She holds a full charge. Exciting, eh? A more meaningful relationship may come about. Once while watching TV she came out and brushed my feet. I swear I heard an 'excuse me'. Love is like that." "This robot model is dramatically improved navigation, cleaning coverage, vacuum pickup, and...</description></item><item><title>Invisible Dogs For Sale</title><link>http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2009/09/invisible-dog-for-sale.html</link><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Ernest Slyman</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 09:07:59 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d8341c8b1953ef0120a58061ff970b</guid><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Many people have found that invisible dogs are fun. Yes, they cost plenty. Beginning at $300 and running up to $1000. The invisible dogs are much in demand in Knoxville, Tennessee. Some people are paying the exorbitant prices and planning to breed the invisible dogs.</p>
<p>Now there comes a new campaign. Get a Free Invisible Dog</p>
<p>One can choose to get a free invisible dog instead of spending endless time searching and money purchasing one. Save lots of time and enjoy your invisible dog. Teach it tricks like fetch your newspaper and sit-up and beg. Shake hands and roll ovr.</p>
<p>The invisible dog can make a perfect birthday gift for someone and its free. Choose from a wide range of breeds like german shepherd, collie, yorkshire and doberman pinchers. </p>
<p>What better way to have fun than owning an invisible dog. Impress your friends. Pick your breed. Give it a name. Put up a sign in your yard. Beware of invisible dog. <br></p></div>]]></content:encoded><description>Many people have found that invisible dogs are fun. Yes, they cost plenty. Beginning at $300 and running up to $1000. The invisible dogs are much in demand in Knoxville, Tennessee. Some people are paying the exorbitant prices and planning to breed the invisible dogs. Now there comes a new campaign. Get a Free Invisible Dog One can choose to get a free invisible dog instead of spending endless time searching and money purchasing one. Save lots of time and enjoy your invisible dog. Teach it tricks like fetch your newspaper and sit-up and beg. Shake hands and roll ovr. The invisible dog can make a perfect birthday gift for someone and its free. Choose from a wide range of breeds like german shepherd, collie, yorkshire and doberman pinchers. What better way to have fun than owning an invisible dog. Impress your friends. Pick your breed. Give it a name....</description></item><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></channel></rss>
