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		<title>Exames</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 01:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quem não conhece essa sensação? &#160;]]></description>
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<h4 style="text-align: center;">Quem não conhece essa sensação?</h4>
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		<title>Segundas Feiras</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 01:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jose</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[À segunda-feira é sempre a mesma coisa, seja escola, trabalho &#8230;.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h4 style="text-align: center;">À segunda-feira é sempre a mesma coisa, seja escola, trabalho &#8230;.</h4>
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		<title>Vamos começar a falar de férias?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 23:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Loucura]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alemanha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ferias]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kit]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apesar do frio o verão está quase ai e com ele as férias. Já tens tudo o que precisas para as curtir ao máximo?]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h4 style="text-align: center;">Apesar do frio o verão está quase ai e com ele as férias. Já tens tudo o que precisas para as curtir ao máximo?</h4>
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		<title>A lei é a lei</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 00:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Perolas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[preso]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rir]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A lei é a lei e temos de a cumprir &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>A pensar em ti</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 01:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chupar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mamas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[praia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tetas]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Segunda-Feira</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 00:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dia-Semana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cao]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Mas que maldição é esta, que depois do Domingo vem sempre a Segunda-Feira.]]></description>
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<h4 style="text-align: center;">Mas que maldição é esta, que depois do Domingo vem sempre a Segunda-Feira.</h4>
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		<title>Problemas profissionais</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 23:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bomba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[colete]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[suicida]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Não se deve levar trabalho para casa, devem-se manter os dois mundos separados! &#160; &#160;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h4 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #000000;">Não se deve levar trabalho para casa, devem-se manter os dois mundos separados!</span></h4>
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		<title>O Deus do ginásio do lá do bairro</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 01:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sem categoria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[exercicio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ginasio]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[O Deus do ginásio lá do bairro. Já imaginaste ir correr para o lado dele, por mais que te esforces vai ser humilhação certa]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h4 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #000000;">O Deus do ginásio lá do bairro. Já imaginaste ir correr para o lado dele, por mais que te esforces vai ser humilhação certa <img src='http://umoudois.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></h4>
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		<title>Cada vez que vou ao médico!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 01:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bater]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cada vez que vou ao médico acontece isto! A única diferença é que eu não bato no médico, mas que não falta a vontade não, coitado do homem!]]></description>
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<h4 style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: center;">Cada vez que vou ao médico acontece isto! A única diferença é que eu não bato no médico, mas que não falta a vontade não, coitado do homem!</span></h4>
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		<title>Caganeira</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 23:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jose</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[BD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caganeira]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cagar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cogumelos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drogas]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Provar coisas novas dá nisto! &#160;]]></description>
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<h4 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #000000;">Provar coisas novas dá nisto!</span></h4>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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