Have I ever posted Hope Dworaczyk on this site?  Nope.  But I claim fame to being one of the first ever people to post pictures from her Myspace Profile.  Yes, this is in a land far far away when I owned a site called “Hottest Girls of Myspace.”

In any event,  for those that don’t remember, Hope used to date Jason Kidd and now doesn’t because he’s way too ugly for her. Word is she was dumped but I refuse to believe it.  Hope is a former Miss Teen Texas so you know she’s smoking.

Oh yeah, she was a Playmate of the month in April of 2009.  So she’s got that going for her, which is nice.

More of Hope after the jump

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Click on the photo for more ferocious fight girls

We’re only a few days into November and everybody’s fighting. First there was the epic parking lot brawl between die-hard Yankee and Philly fans after World Series game five.  Then Kim Kardashian stepped in the ring for charity and ended up with a nice shiner.   Bottom line, fight girls rule.

More ruling girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Name That Rockin’ Bod - [Cityrag]

Types of useless information on Yahoo! Answers - [Cracked]

A look at Hollywood’s hottest sisters - [Maxim]

Rick’s Cabaret offers Mr. Crutch 100 Strippers - [Bustedcoverage]

A new episode of Hotties in the wild - [Doubleviking]

Megan Fox outtakes in Rolling Stone mag - [Totallycrap]

If you want some whoop ass then go here - [Ehowa]

They finally made glow in the dark lingerie - [The Chive]

South African hottie Fabiana Tambosi - [DJ Mick]

Wow, New Mexico’s women soccer team is scary - [Ns4W]

Woman calls 911 because boyfriend won’t marry her - [Guyism]

The Teen Wolf sequel we’ve been waiting for - [Holytaco]

Russian woman finds strange parking lot - [Attuworld]

A reminder that Halloween isn’t always sexy - [Don Chavez]

Hot girls with cool jobs:  Science Edition - [Asylum]

The 5 Best college coaching performances this season - [Brobible]

Introducing the dick towel (very funny) - [Sublime]

Most dangerous neighborhoods on Google street view - [Cavemancircus]

By far the best picture you’ll see today - [Funtasticus]

Click on the photo to see more of Holly Weber

Holly Weber may have started out as a go-go dancer with braces, but it didn’t take long before she was being flown around the world as a highly sought after model.  Sorry but I’d like to see her as a go-go dancer again.  Thanks.

More Go-Go candidates at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

If you walk around New York City you’ll notice plenty of ads on buses and other moving vehicles.  Advertisers have gotten it straight that if you slap your brand on something people are looking at that it might get noticed.

But what about trains?  There’s no reason that ads shouldn’t be placed on the OUTSIDE of trains.  Why?  Because they are just as visible as the inside.

Whatever the folks in Japan and China are doing, I like it….

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Have I been preaching Louis CK this whole time or what?  For the record I first posted this guy in June of 2008.  Granted I first saw him perform when I was 16 and have been a big fan ever since but this site was only around in March of 2008.

Bottom line, he’s now appearing more and more on television and movies.  And deservedly so.  All I can say is that’s awesome and he should be very happy that he got a divorce.

The women must be rolling in right now.

How I’ve had Melina Pitra on this site but not featured her is a mystery to me.  Melina is 23-years-old, she was born December the 13th 1985 in Hurlingham, Buenos Aires.  The dyed blond hair beauty is a Sagittarius and her main occupation is modeling and wearing hand bras.

Yes, hand bras.  You know, when there is no bra and hands are used instead?  It’s getting harder and harder to figure out terms for what women do with their breasts.  But dammit I hope we all die trying to come up with these phrases.

Check out Melina’s Pitras after the jump

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There are disguises and then there’s wearing a high school musical blanket.

A man, wrapped in a High School Musical blanket, assaulted two men with a flashlight during an attempt to steal money from the Villa Auto Wash kiosk on Aylmer St. on Sept. 16 last year, Ontario Court of Justice heard yesterday. The man approached the kiosk and asked the other two men for change, Crown attorney Jim Hughes said.  When one of the other two men cracked open the kiosk’s door, the man burst into the kiosk, Hughes said.  “The male indicated he had a weapon underneath the blanket,” he said. “The suspect opened the register and got angry when there was no money inside.”

The funniest line I read in the article is when the police not only seized the man’s car but also the High School Musical blanket.  Can you imagine seeing that thing in the evidence room?  You know there’s definitely some effeminate cop in that precinct with a fetish for Zac Efron.

Well either that or some perv who likes to have his alone time with pictures of Vanessa Hudgens.

Robbed with a High School Musical blanket?  Good Lord.

[Via Petersborough Examiner]

There’s that retarded ab belt where you basically get electrocuted.  That one was pretty dumb.  There’s that funny Japanese hump machine.  But this one has got to take the cake for being one of the dumbest ever.

I mean come on guys.  Isn’t this just like a shitty ride at a theme park?

And what exactly do I mean by sexy “talent?”  Well, some women out there are more than just a pretty face or a great body part.  In some cases those body parts can do some amazing things that we men never thought possible.

For example, did you ever think that a woman’s breast could open a beer bottle?  Eh, probably not.   Did you ever think they were capable of smashing real watermelons?  I doubt it.

And if you ever thought that “other” parts could sing songs or make us laugh then you’d have to be a rare case.

Check out these seven sexy “talent” videos

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I can completely understand why an advertisement gets banned.  But that doesn’t mean I have to agree with it.   And most times when a commercial doesn’t get aired or a picture doesn’t make it into the magazine it’s more political than anything.  Perhaps it would offend a large group the magazine has a relationship with or it might draw a little heat.

So while I get that, and companies do have to look out for themselves, it’s nice to see one with a little balls from time to time.

And I have to admit, it would take a lot of balls to run these 15 ads.

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