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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/rss2full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><description /><title>Unhappy Hipsters</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @unhappyhipsters)</generator><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/</link><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/UnhappyHipsters" /><feedburner:info xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" uri="unhappyhipsters" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" /><item><title>Finally tall enough to reach the toys she’d lusted after...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5h300cwS91qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Finally tall enough to reach the toys she’d lusted after all these years.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo: Cristobal Palma; &lt;a href="http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/sao-paulo-brazil-dwelling.html?slide=10&amp;c=y&amp;paused=true"&gt;Dwell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/884212609</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/884212609</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:00:52 -0400</pubDate><category>collector's items</category></item><item><title>In their haste to score an original Damien Hirst, her parents...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5kc592v3T1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In their haste to score an original Damien Hirst, her parents had sped off to Art Basel without her. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Original photo by Christian Beyer)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/879787804</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/879787804</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>foto friday</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>It was hard to concentrate with the horse’s jeering...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l69phl6k5z1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It was hard to concentrate with the horse’s jeering laughter.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo: Misha Gravenor; &lt;a href="http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/dwellings-jackson-wy.html?slide=6&amp;c=y&amp;paused=true"&gt;Dwell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/871547023</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/871547023</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>trojan horse</category></item><item><title>Even at high noon, it was always dark in the bedroom.
(Photo:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l69pdwLzYk1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Even at high noon, it was always dark in the bedroom.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo: Dan Monick; &lt;a href="http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/labor-of-loved-ones.html?slide=8&amp;c=y&amp;paused=true"&gt;Dwell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/870569617</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/870569617</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 08:29:56 -0400</pubDate><category>depression hurts</category></item><item><title>Bright white and shiny—he’d finally met his perfect...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5wpotiIOT1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bright white and shiny—he’d finally met his perfect match.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo: Mark Seelen; &lt;a href="http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/guys-and-walls.html?slide=3&amp;c=y&amp;paused=true"&gt;Dwell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/866381796</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/866381796</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 11:31:57 -0400</pubDate><category>bald romance</category></item><item><title>Exhausted by another episode of soft-parenting, the glass wall...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5h2eadgW61qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Exhausted by another episode of soft-parenting, the glass wall broke free from the framing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo: Shawn Records;&lt;a href="http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/coast-docs.html?slide=6&amp;c=y&amp;paused=true"&gt; Dwell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/861424750</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/861424750</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:59:38 -0400</pubDate><category>shattered glass</category></item><item><title>Must. Have. More. Paneling.
(Photo: Daniel Hennessy; Dwell)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5yhzptGAY1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Must. Have. More. Paneling.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo: Daniel Hennessy; &lt;a href="http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/part-of-the-plan.html?slide=1&amp;c=y&amp;paused=true"&gt;Dwell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/858500372</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/858500372</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:31:30 -0400</pubDate><category>morning wood</category></item><item><title>He’d finally decided to eliminate the one thing that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l51741h0uv1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;He’d finally decided to eliminate the one thing that blemished the uninterrupted expanse of concrete and plywood—himself.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo: Dave Lauridsen; &lt;a href="http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/leeding-the-way.html?slide=5&amp;c=y&amp;paused=true"&gt;Dwell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/854391651</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/854391651</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 20:45:31 -0400</pubDate><category>kamikaze kitchen</category></item><item><title>Genghis was sorely disappointed to learn that breaking out of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5pavlvkyU1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Genghis was sorely disappointed to learn that breaking out of the white acrylic bubble was merely step one in his escape.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Caption by UH; photo by &lt;a href="http://clickclickjim.com"&gt;clickclickjim.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/849647705</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/849647705</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 10:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>reader submission</category><category>UH Foto Friday</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>Each night they sat closer to the windows, to better luxuriate...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5yidsQUlC1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Each night they sat closer to the windows, to better luxuriate in the knowledge that their’s was the most wonderful converted underpass in all the land.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo: Gunnar Knechtal; &lt;a href="http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/it-takes-a-villa.html?slide=3&amp;c=y&amp;paused=true"&gt;Dwell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/846139544</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/846139544</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>concrete jungle</category></item><item><title>It was difficult to get through dinner with kids on their laps,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5h37gzSxS1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It was difficult to get through dinner with kids on their laps, but neither was willing to sully the Stokke high chair.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo: Jens Passoth; &lt;a href="http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/think-big.html?slide=11&amp;c=y&amp;paused=true"&gt;Dwell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/845054190</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/845054190</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>baby drama</category></item><item><title>The modern family meeting, laced with an unexpected...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5h2byCzoN1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The modern family meeting, laced with an unexpected twist—naysayers are thrown from the balcony.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo: Shawn Records; &lt;a href="http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/coast-docs.html?slide=4&amp;c=y&amp;paused=true"&gt;Dwell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/840849430</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/840849430</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 10:18:46 -0400</pubDate><category>parenticida a parricide</category></item><item><title>The Monday morning routine: hunting eBay for Raymor vases and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l517ig5RBZ1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Monday morning routine: hunting eBay for Raymor vases and firing off snitty missives to NPR about their recent foray into celebrity tabloid coverage.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo: Jasper James; &lt;a href="http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/singapore-fling.html?slide=1&amp;c=y&amp;paused=true"&gt;Dwell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/832078599</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/832078599</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 10:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>holier than thou(sands)</category></item><item><title>To jump or not to jump? Not even worth questioning.
(Photo: Todd...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5njq39VNV1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;To jump or not to jump? Not even worth questioning.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo: &lt;a href="http://theselby.com/4_10_LV_Shanghai/"&gt;Todd Selby&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/823616758</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/823616758</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>no parachute</category></item><item><title>Turning his back to the empty seat proved a pathetic defense...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4y6fmWTnG1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Turning his back to the empty seat proved a pathetic defense against the unending loneliness.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Caption by UH; original photo by &lt;a href="http://lovelydistractions.tumblr.com/"&gt;LovelyDistractions&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/819708591</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/819708591</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 11:19:00 -0400</pubDate><category>foto friday winner</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>The only activity that could combat the horror of the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5h2g3N3A91qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The only activity that could combat the horror of the child’s clunky Ugg boots—organizing the upper shelves by color and size.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo: Shawn Records; &lt;a href="http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/coast-docs.html?slide=8&amp;c=y&amp;paused=true"&gt;Dwell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/815972055</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/815972055</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 14:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>ugh</category></item><item><title>Rather than come to blows with his sister over the missing Lego...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5jomsGyIl1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rather than come to blows with his sister over the missing Lego tree, he sat beneath his prayer flags and let the feelings wash over him.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo: Dave Lauridsen; &lt;a href="http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/childrens-bedrooms.html?slide=5&amp;c=y&amp;paused=true"&gt;Dwell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/815442183</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/815442183</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 11:12:34 -0400</pubDate><category>smug and serene</category></item><item><title>So practiced was he in the art of solar-sensitive living, that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5jnpuQGlf1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So practiced was he in the art of solar-sensitive living, that as the sun slid out of the room, so did he.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(Photo: J.J. Sulin; &lt;a href="http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/four-walls-and-a-screw-top.html?slide=7&amp;c=y&amp;paused=true"&gt;Dwell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/810858957</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/810858957</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 09:30:00 -0400</pubDate><category>little darlin'</category></item><item><title>At some point he’d realize his was the only family who so...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l517koAROQ1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;At some point he’d realize his was the only family who so closely resembled swine wearing grass skirts and little else.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo: Jasper James; &lt;a href="http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/singapore-fling.html?slide=7&amp;c=y&amp;paused=true"&gt;Dwel&lt;/a&gt;l)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/806394976</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/806394976</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>pigging out</category></item><item><title>He had grown weary of their smoke-break debates.
(Photo: Nelson...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4rw4kvlIz1qam6ylo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;He had grown weary of their smoke-break debates.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo: Nelson Kon; &lt;a href="http://www.archdaily.com/66027/mirante-do-horto-house-flavio-castro/img_3718/"&gt;ArchDaily&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/803009856</link><guid>http://unhappyhipsters.com/post/803009856</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>to the roof</category></item></channel></rss>
