The story starts with not so wow entry of Ranbir Kapoor. Of course he is all nikamma, maa-da-ladla, nau-vi naa-pass but still very handsome and extra smart heroic character who does “rab ne mila di jodi” ki help in a small town.

Ranbir is cute throughout the movie. Katrina is hot throughout the movie. I so wish she could speak hindi. Upen Patel- LOL he says poputy to property as pointed by sakshijuneja. It makes me wonder why is he in bollywood? He can’t even speak English words correctly. Forget about dialogue delivery. There was this particular scene where Ranbir tries to show him false dreams- that particular scene shows how hard it is for Upen Patel to act. Sirf Dole shole honese kaam nahi banta unlike for girls; jo apne looks pe chal jati hai.

The movie entertains you will its silly-yet-funny jokes time to time until interval, after which it gets boring for 20-30 minutes. In the end with happy ending it again regains its lost charisma. Its a good, fun one time watch movie.

I particularly liked the background scores. And the songs amazingly takes you to the world of – umm love.

Unitechy Ratings – 3/5

UniJokes is authored by Apurva Chaudhary a.k.a Unitechy. This file can be used as per your want. This is version 1.0. There *might* further improvements to the script. Right now all it does is:

- display a random joke.

- tweet the joke if it is less than 140 characters.

- let users to submit jokes.

I plan to include signup/login to the system. Track jokes been tweeted/submited to the directory by user.
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Files included in this folder.
-image file for css
- stylesheet
- Index.php
- include folder necessary for mysql connection
- sample database of 13 jokes.

For installation support drop a mail to jokes@unitechy.com
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INSTALLATION:

1. unzip jokes.zip to your server.
2. configure your database details in “includes/connection.php”
3. run the databse.sql in your phpmyadmin
3. Voila.. you are done!
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Download UniJokes

Disclaimer: I am not a pro. So script can be faulty. You can use to understand how to code faulty script.

Same old Rubbish story. Pati cheating on his patni and then the comedy ( ? ) follows. Govinda should now start taking roles of a pitaji. Reitesh was ok-ok. Looked like he is forced to act. Sohail khan.. umm.. forget it. Did he even have a role? Sushmita should go and nanny her beti. Sush ka time nikal chuka hai. Lara was good.

David Dhawan sahab, aapse ek request hai. 90’s ka jamana gaya. Koi achi comedy movie banaiye.

Oh btw, once the movie starts, Go to sleep and you will be assured no body disturbs you. They themselves would be sleeping.

Unitechy Ratings: 1/5

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Went for the movie with pure intensions to STARE at Salman. But his bigger than Kareena’s Boobs were a turn off. Plus he looks OLD!!!! OMG I said it. Plus a mature yet stupid role, doesn’t suit Sallu. He should only act in David Dhavan types movies. Mindless COMEDIES. Though, Main aur Mrs Khanna does come into mindless category.. but..

THE MOVIE SUCKS.

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What started as a small gesture at Anaggh sirjee’s blog has now got a huge followers. Even I decided to contribute my few cents to the cause. We donate small amount for every diwali wish we get on twitter to Goonj.
If you want us to contribute more, ask people to wish us on twitter. All you have to do is add a hashtag #deepwish in front of tweet when you wish us.

Here is the list of contributors at the time I write this post. Updated list can be found at Anupams blog

@anaggh Rs1.00

@aneebunee Rs1.00

@atulkarmarkar Rs2.50

@Ankit_A Rs 1.00

@akisaxena Rs 3.00

@chiefsanjay Rs 1.00

@b50 Rs1.00

@deepakshenoy Rs2.00

@dhempe 1.00

@fartfree Rs1.00

@gagrin Rs1.00

@gkjohn Rs1.00

@gopinathmm Rs 1.00

@hp_livelife Rs2.00

@iamshishir Rs2.00

@krist0ph3r Rs1.00

@knayam 0.50

@limeIce Rs3.00

@mloclam Rs 1.00

@mihirlakhani 0.50

@nichetechie Rs1.50

@nihang Rs2.00

@pramodscom Rs3.00

@PreetChandhoke Rs5.00

@prolificd Rs1.25

@prashantsolanki Rs 0.50

@rak35h Rs3.00

@realin Rs 1.00

@s4sukhdeep Rs0.50

@shamz911 Rs3.00

@shayonpal Rs3.00

@simple_sy Rs1.00

@sizzler_chetan Rs1.00

@sudhiru Rs1.00

@sumagambs Rs 1.00

@trakin Rs. 1.00

@thinkerwrites Rs 1.00

@unitechy Rs0.50

@virajj Rs3.00

@v_shakthi Rs 1.00

@wlsuch 1.00

@yashesh 1.00

So we donate RS63.75 for every tweet to Goonj, help a girl child foundation. Please help us contribute more.

I bought a new external HD 320GB, Laptop (Samsung R508), Nokia 5800 XpressMusic and a 32”  Samsung series 4 LCD along with Samsung DVD player, Airtel Digital TV and a  Tata Photon plus. Life is bliss with my gadgets. Oh well, this was always on my wish-list since college. Its done. Yay!

Time to make a new wish list. Oh btw I will be making my new wish-list on gdgt.com. Till then ciao. love you, love myself

No doubt, I will be/have tried out both. While Windows 7 really excites me with its new awesomely sexy looks, Ubuntu 9.10 (Karmic Koala) also provides new startup looks ( ) and few new application.

I tried the beta version of Ubuntu 9.10 and I must say it take you to next level of awesomeness! It is super-duper fast on my system:Intel Pentium Dual Core 2.16GHz processor with 2GB RAM.  It includes the latest GNOME 2.28. With this new version it uses ext4 file system which helps for much faster performance.

We would like announce the 6th edition of our favourite unconference – BarCamp Mumbai onSunday, October 11th, 2009 at  S. P. Jain Institute of Management and Research.

What is Barcamp
BarCamp Mumbai is an ad-hoc gathering of people born from the desire to share and learn in an open environment. It is an event with discussions, demos and interaction from participants.

BarCamp Mumbai is in essence a conference without a pre-set agenda. We prefer the term ‘unconference’ actually. A bunch of smart people meet up over the weekend, put up a schedule on a wall and spend the rest of their time taking up sessions and discussions with each other. There is no audience. Only participants.

So host a session, help out with planning, ask questions, spread the word- Everybody is invited. There really are no walls – or rules for that matter!

You can register your attendance for the event at http://bcm6.eventbrite.com/. If you wish to speak, you can register your topic at http://barcampmumbai.org/register/

Date and Day -   Sunday, October 11th, 2009.
Venue –
S. P. Jain Institute of Management and Research,
Bhavans College Campus,Andheri
Mumbai

You can find more details on how to reach there on the website.

Curious about the last BarCamp in Mumbai? Check out photographs, and the newspaper coverage from previous barcamps: http://linkbun.ch/ebh0 (Photos) and http://linkbun.ch/ebmi  (News)
See you all there.

Cheers