Thrill to topics including:

Andrew is hip to the soccer culture
late night dining, revisited
(it was Karl)
Andrew makes a joke Karl doesn’t get
Andrew’s legal woes, abridged (part 1)
ah, the confidence of youth
callbacks galore
he’s already got a plasma TV, a laptop, and my dignity
Andrew’s legal woes, abridged (part 2)
you’d think Karl would learn
Andrew misses a callback and confuses sex with murder
shank party!
stating the obvious
Andrew is not making this up
do you believe Karl yet?
shoot down my dreams again, Karl
Karl, overly verbose
the click of doom for Carole
Karl’s Belton talk, abridged
Karl says bold things when she’s in the room
an old rant, revisited
who knew Karl was a foodie prone to corn mold references?
a new euphemism (sort of)
no, really, I didn’t hear it
Eatery Evaluations!
careful with that broth selection, Eugene (STR, no one ever does)
everyone should love the Condiment Party
meet your new master: sambal oelek
turns out the basil was actually spinach (no, really)
smoking cigars doesn’t actually kill your tastebuds THAT bad
for those who don’t know what a Dixie cup is
it’s the same guy!
fuck it declared!

Outro music: “Like the Ocean, Like The Innocent Pt. 2: The Innocent” by Besnard Lakes

Eatery Evaluation Disclaimer: We ate at Ramen Republic after the podcast and they had improved markedly.

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Unlistenable Podcast 75432 #30: The Bus That Rolls Over Your Dreams is now available.

(iTunes link)

Thrill topics including:

Karl’s not very selective about his party guests
Andrew answers “no” and inspires listener dread
Andrew accidentally slips in talk about reality TV
cat breed confusion redux
do they have orphans in Frisco?
universal health care makes for better Youtube videos – but not in Canada?
we now know one type of porn Karl likes
Andrew whistles, as if you didn’t know
the silence you hear is bafflement
Andrew tries on the hack hat
Karl offers helpful tips
the SlutSignal!
Andrew tells a story serves no purpose other than to let you know he’s an asshole
Arts & Jazzfest is not a temporary autonomous zone
that sound you hear is the bus engine turning on
then the bus drives RIGHT over the cliff…
the mystery of lobster puffs
dogs: nature’s shit generators
Karl tries on the Andrew hat
it’s always easier to listen to than to record
Andrew tries on the Karl hat
Karl works his magic
Frisco AGAIN?!
listeners, cross your fingers
there’s no shame in the Magic game
come join us under the bus, Donald… meet Katie
SPOILERS!
hungover Karl has bad handwriting – and spelling
it’s a one man Intervention

Outro music: “Bitter Strings” by The Jealous Sound

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Unlistenable Podcast 75432 #29: Getting Kinda Nasal is now available.

(iTunes link)

Thrill to topics including:

Karl makes a promise we can never live up to
poker talk
poker with the famous
Andrew accurately describes his past
the nightmare of Swingo (literally!)
shocking discoveries about indie rock
NXNW35SX
Andrew is a cranky old man?!
Karl tries to cut off the confession
Andrew has a differing opinion?!
Andrew has started smoking the pot and listening to the reggae
the elaborate time travel scenario Karl has developed
Karl acts like he gives a shit
Andrew won’t let Karl get away with it
Karl’s off by a year
inappropriate sweet
remember when?
Andrew was ahead of the curve
Andrew takes it down for a moment
more time travel talk
he is Senor Interrupto, the Interrupting One
Karl’s taking a stand
we are strongly anti-pants
when halfway there is all the way there
Karl’s racism, you’re basking in it!
it’s a plague, a plague I tell you!
those silences you hear are Andrew being stunned
Andrew is unprepared?!
Karl throws someone under the bus and skillfully makes it look like Andrew did it
they have it in Austin too (at Pangaea, to bring it back to SXSW – is that place even still open?)
the answer: not at all
it’s the double gr that does it
Karl has so many schemes we can uncover
hookers: YOUR DOIN IT WRONG
SEX. HAT. (bit of 2010?)
the conveyance of authority
Andrew develops a crutch that will no doubt annoy Sunny (sorry, I kept doing it after the mics were off)
we have no solutions for the nation’s problems

Outro music: “CHANGE” by CHLLNGR

Discuss the SEX HAT – or other topics here on Facebook. You can be our friend, too!

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Unlistenable Podcast 75432 #28: Wind Him Up, Knock Him Down is now available. (iTunes link)

Thrill to topics including:

in our world, weeks are a bit longer
it was Friday actually
guaranteed to drive Sunny insane
Karl: unrelenting asshole
mistakes we made
important things to do
the PamFood question answered?
I point at the microphone
What’s the point of all this “politeness”?
we’re missing a joke about people screeching at each other
we’re people screeching at each other
plan for subterfuge foiled
Karl has improv skills
Delayed gratification (aka a callback)
Karl steps back from the joke
Karl’s inter-episode callback
crutching on like (again)
Karls calls you, fatso
the mathematics of drinking
it’s a fancy place to give away your money
but wait, there’s more!

Outro music: “Stay Ups” by The Most Serene Republic

You can be our friend on Facebook.

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Unlistenable Podcast #27: Not The Winner is now available.

Thrill to topics including:

Karl stumbles to the… not finish line
Shoutouts to listeners
How many emails it takes to become an asshole
We show you the seams
We catch each other in our snide comments
You think Karl is being snide, but he’s just being matter-of-fact
riveting disc golf action!
Karl sets the controls straight for the heart of the… ground.
dreaded poker talk
Deep aspects of poker theory explained so all can understand
Certain conversational topics take a little bit longer to get to.
Karl suffers from a lack of perspective.
Karl disapproves
Karl takes a controversial stand
We say all manner of things we’re not supposed to say.
What could be worse than poker talk?
Shae appreciation (Shaeppreciation?)
Andrew loves the visual
Andrew’s plan for the Apocalypse is not that different from his plan for the weekend
Andrew does Karl’s joke for him
Karl also has a plan
Karl realizes the flaw in his “logic”
Karl gets run over by many busses
Karl is a big fan of Event Viewing
Karls “that’s how those people are” moment
Andrew confuses “Party Guy” with “The Troublemaker” (High School Reunion spoilers again?!)
Andrew digs his own grave
looking for a new audience (besides Chinese download robots)
Karl wants to talk about American Idol
what is this American Idol?
another seam shown
Andrew has a solution to the gay problem
the advantages of growing up on the Third Coast
I see a problem with your plan
Karl’s cruelty knows no bounds/prop bets for the ages
everyone in Texas will now open their wallets
bureaucracy shocker: still bureaucratic!

Outro music: “Shine A Light” by Spring Heel Jack

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Unlistenable Podcast #26: The Year of The Bomb is now available.

Thrill to topics including:

the joys of the “creative” class
Andrew loves Rooster’s Roadhouse
the final Project Homo update
long live Project Man Harem!
Andrew’s only been awake an hour
get your ban on
NO!… yes.
the family gift exchange
Andrew has excellent taste in music and will not be paying royalties
FOOTBALL TALK HOLY SHIT
breakfast as a metaphor
filth and stealing and more filth
here’s where it gets good
Karl’s trying hard now
the funniest hand motion you will probably never see
Andrew comes up with the ideas and Karl patents them
I have no idea what Lisa said here. We suck at podcast.
Andrew saw “Go”, so he knows all about this stuff
26 episodes in and finally a “no touchez” reference
epic bomb
international air traffic deaths on the rise
Andrew brings it back around
we all get thrown out in the end
the sound of “girl protestations”
that was not a thinly veiled dick size brag but a phone brag

Outro music: “The New Year” by Death Cab for Cutie

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Unlistenable Podcast #25: Talkin’ Bout Cats is now available.

It may possibly be the MOST NSFW show we’ve done so far. Curiously, it is also the one with the least amount of poker talk!

Thrill to topics including:

Karl overestimates the abilities of Chinese download robots
strike another one off the list
we work in the marketing department
watch for the popping!
Andrew learns new slang
it’s way better than Pho 3.1 – what could go wrong?
Karl makes an allegation that can’t possibly be true
Karl veers way off into orbit
Karl wants you to do homework
Andrew enjoys certain types of surprises
Karl is magnanimous
a sad story told many times
it’s always a cat story with this guy
you can’t hear Andrew’s shocked face
Andrew doesn’t get the callback – he’s more like his mom than you know
everything is way more significant than it is
Andrew is a defective robot
Project Homo update!
the sex life of Andrew (it’s not as scary as it sounds)
the sex life of Karl (scarier than it sounds)
Andrew leaves in something that makes him look BRILLIANT!
things Andrew is not
Andrew sucks at protecting secret identities, when they don’t matter
Andrew trots out his “internalized homophobia” (those are air quotes)
spooky time at the Valuecube
the extreme gay of Million Dollar Listing
Karl’s reality TV pleasure
One Hit Wonders of the 90s
mass suicide blamed on podcast
career trajectories
Karl’s feelin’ fiesty
Andrew won’t be mean
a weak topic somehow gets less weak?
Karl does an Andrew impression
Andrew plays podcast coach
howsabout some fake controversy?

Outro music: “Pogo” by Digitalism

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Unlistenable Podcast 75432 #24: The Old and The Baffled is now available.

Thrill to topics including:

Karl’s Intro (Bummed Out)
lots of stunned silence from Andrew
Andrew is like a dog (he only listens for his own name)
Andrew knows one difference between Karl’s two cats
vancles?
get Andrew to take notes
“Know Your Cats” explained
buff – does it mean what you think it means?
Karl has a price and he’s sticking to it
Karl talks about a bump that Andrew never knew about
but who doesn’t enjoy the sage wisdom of Luther Campbell?
when funny makes you sad
Karl can’t hear KLING KLONG! KLING KLONG! (but Andrew can)
Karl makes a dig at someone who probably doesn’t listen anymore
Andrew has to vote Republican – “but still!”
grabbing for that crucial VP spot
always go where the Mexican food is
two old men talk about music (shocking conclusions lay ahead!)
Andrew crutches “like” just a smidge
what scientists probably do with tasty pizza
Andrew should have a job in marketing
sometimes the verb is a crucial part of the sentence
food items we like
Karl secretly hates Yoko (what a fat jerk!)
when you’re a kid, you have your priorities straight
the skinny on Project Homo
Yoko chimes in
Andrew is down
it’s contractual!

Outro music: “Need Your Needs” by Georgie James

Respond to Karl’s topic on Facebook – what do you think?

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Unlistenable Podcast 75432 #23: We Know Big Words is now available.

Topics include:

Andrew ruins the intro
Karl commits a mercy killing
when in Austin, visit Heroes and Legacies!
rampant use of the girl voice
the physics of humanity
Karl doesn’t even mention the best part (her voice!)
we have a photographer
Andrew knows what the light means
the comedy potential of eating and/or gas buying
the desperation of automotive electronics
Andrew tells the story out of order (what, again?!)
the King of Cruelty acts as if someone else could compare
LeeAnn does not own a computer
Karl totes the party line on running out of gas
if somebody tells you not to put gas in it, just splash gas on them and you’ll win the argument
thank god it wasn’t that part that was broken!
a topic you probably thought you’d NEVER hear
Irish people have their sexuality called into question by Karl
shocking admissions all over
we have a catchphrase – can you spot it?
Karl takes things to D&D Land again
it’s too much
Andrew has a good life (sometimes)
Andrew understands how these things work slightly better than Karl
the Andrew problem, encapsulated
obligatory racist humor
the only reference to The Locator that Google will find
we still have a photographer
Andrew can name neither network properly
one word movie review
This is Texas.
the horror of Lake Piss
possibly the best block in Denton (thank god that one business didn’t end up there)
things Andrew won’t do
38 minutes and Karl (!) starts talking about poker
slipping in a joke that amuses almost nobody
conflict?! at an Omaha table?!
I do something off mic that I don’t remember
The Magic Handbag – not so magic?
the mystery of the Ladies Bathroom
the horror of Wobbly Whistler
“We sat through 3 songs.”
Andrew knows how to fix this podcast!
your 15 minutes of poker talk are over – we try to make it funny!
Andrew runs bad at poker, runs good at life?
how do you put a feather in a leather cap?
one big word missed – progeria!
telling boring stories can prove useful
eliminating wasted paper
Karl gives you even more content!
words hurt, Karl
Karl does an Andrew rant (and Andrew is quite amused)
living in fear of the lightning bolt

Outro music: “Arpeggios” by Plone

Last chance to get the bonus content with the latest Insane In the Mundane! In a few days, the bonus content will be removed and then I can finally push my music podcast on unsuspecting people on iTunes and get hundreds of downloads from people in China!

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Buckle in, kiddos, we’re going out into the woods.

Topics include:

a stuttering intro leads to a rough start leads to talk of alcohol
a love of police blotter leads to further comedy
Andrew bomb after Andrew bomb
Karl gives a thumbs up
Karl hates the ladies
why don’t you like Andrew?
the tragedy of alt country
act like the girlfriend is NOT in the room
Karl describes the rape shower
Andrew is a reality TV snob
Karl is only in touch with the parts of pop culture that he wants to be in touch with
things you could do instead of writing songs
Karl hates the civil liberties
how to commit a better murder
Karl sucks at cellphones
Karl loves saying stupid things people say to me at work
Karl commits stupid crimes
we’re learning together
better techniques in getting high
Andrew saves a Karl bomb with one of his own
movie reviews with Andrew
Karl calls his girlfriend “culture”?
the anatomy of comedy
Andrew has a plan
Karl has a plan
Karl doubts Andrew’s commitment to 64-bit computing
Andrew knows things Karl wouldn’t even suspect
Andrew explains a meme
Andrew has a confession
Andrew ties together some old stories into one convenient package
avoiding the elephant in the room
Karl gets his actors confused
Andrew gets strange feelings
is it fun to be a Six Flags employee?
the good side of peer pressure
Karl is sneaky
Karl has improv skills

Outro music: “Make Her Say” by Kid Cudi feat Kanye West and Common (a Karl pick)

And for those of you who enjoy music and might not have checked it out yet (eg, all of you) there’s a new Insane in the Mundane up at http://www.valuecube.com/iitm for you to check out.

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Oh yeah, for the purists – there’s a slight crossover surprise with the latest Unlistenable Podcast 75432, but you’ll have to download it to find out what it is!

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Not so much.

So yeah, for the record, there is a new page on the site (in the sidebar) where you can learn all the various ways to pledge your allegiance and fealty to Andrew and Karl.

Or you can just click here.

Be our friend on Facebook, or get the hookup in iTunes. That way you don’t have to refresh this page constantly hoping for a new podcast. Although… you could and we’d probably appreciate that too.

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Unlistenable Podcast 75432 #21: We Recommend Multitasking is now available.

Thrill to topics including:

behind the scenes at the Valuecube
Generous Ren is generous
Andrew undercuts his own explanation
Karl gets cryptic
a misguided apology
Andrew sucks at mailing things
Generous Ren is not so generous
Ladies and Gentlemen – but mostly Gentlemen
Andrew is so ashamed
thanks, friends!
how to make Andrew feel guilty
it’s all Karl’s fault
either a subtle gay joke or a serious sports update
a subtle prank on Andrew
the tragedy of wasted airport space
Karl’s degeneracy starts at a young age
Andrew’s Money Prophecy
the proverbial jig was up
shine a light on Karl
sly references to obscure sci fi movies from the 70s
Taxonomy 101 with Andrew
Andrew’s not that committed to the bit
did you know they have minions?
behind the scenes, AGAIN
work hazards you never suspect
the power of hope
Karl, the master of unlotching things
shoutout to an airline, sadly too late
Karl has a chart
Andrew admits he is the producer
Andrew misses a Magic Missile reference (shame!)
You Are Never Prepared Enough
take the full tour of Karl’s condo, it’s worth it
a brief moment with The Radio Hole
Andrew is stumped
There are no backsliders after the Apocalypse
Andrew will not survive the Apocalypse if dried fruit is the only option
Karl offers a retarded freeroll
Million Dollar Movie Idea
Karl and Andrew – old together
a completely pointless story about reading the phone book
Karl doesn’t like AT&T but shan’t elaborate
how to get laid under any circumstance (MAYBE!)
a digression about live electronica (and other musics)
that tragedy of Bjork fans
SPOILERS for a movie that will never get made (but would make huge money!)
Final Destination – No Really, We Mean It This Time! (SPOILERS – but do you really want to watch that movie anyway?)
Andrew looks for the logic in movies
Karl, Suspense Master
Karl and Andrew – still old
Seinfeld is a reality show in Karl’s world
more bizarre plugging
Andrew’s in with the LC

Listeners called out: Donald, Ren, Darci, LuckyJew, the Honrales brothers (do they listen?), Kim & Kelli Tolbert, Jeremiah (who doesn’t listen – bastard!) and probably many more.

Outro music: “Fire Maple Song” by Everclear (who to blame? who to blame?)

Would you believe I had to get on Soulseek? Strange, because I am a proud owner of that album AND single.

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We here at Valuecube Industries are proud to announce the release of VC001/STR005*:Touch Our Tiny Package!, a mini CD-R featuring the last five episodes of Unlistenable Podcast 75432 along with Insane in the Mundane #1.

This mini-CD is not recommend for the following people: Mac owners (sorry, slot-loaders), recent laptop owners, people who just plain have slot-loading CD players, people who don’t have computers, the old, the young, girls, babies, cars, gravel, sandstorms. But everyone else should enjoy it quite nicely!

You may see this CD out and about. You may get a copy directly from Andrew or Karl. It’s just another content delivery method, not the Beatles.

* Old catalog numbers die hard. It had to happen eventually!

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Unlistenable Podcast 75432 #20: Everyone Gets Crossed Out is now available.

Thrill to topics including:

the problems with being podcast famous
Karl is a hack
the secret ingredient is *NOT* love
it’s fun to be Karl’s girlfriend
we (sort of) love bafflewits
that sound you hear is the mic hitting my forehead
you don’t know from fun, Andrew is responsible?
Karl slips in a homophobic remark (shame!)
14 minutes, end of poker talk
the secondary banana market (get in on the ground floor)
the mysteries of Pudding Cake
Andrew lets Karl bask in his bomb
a movie Ridley Scott will probably not direct
*snap snap* here, grocery slave!
video game Pudding Cake
Pudding Cake Shake
throwing down the gauntlet
Andrew’s techniques in Customer Service Excellence
Karl reads some straaaange websites
even though…
we’re working on a reality show pitch
Andrew makes an Internet meme reference you really should watch
the plot to kidnap Andrew
how Skynet really starts
more hurtfulness
death by rosemary
Karl’s a racist too
sometimes Andrew’s jokes are solely for himself
the hookah problem
Denton – WE ARE FREE!
Leonardo DiCaprio died
another passing unexplained reference to Bonanza
Karl thanks Arnold when he should thank Gray (I thank him for buying out my mom)
the most important thing about the whole Jacko thing is his arcade
no, Andrew does not read Vanity Fair
what is up with these dead people? they’re everywhere!

Listeners called out: Ren, Donald, Jeremiah, Shae, mystery listener, mystery listener #2, Andrew Andrew Andrew, Scott, Audra, Darci, Leonardo DiCaprio.

Outro music: “The Reeling” by Passion Pit

Wow, 20 already. It almost feels like we have accomplished something. Thanks, listeners. All 4.3 of you.

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Thrill to topics including:

Karl doesn’t know a lot about music
Karl looks for audience input
Andrew tells you how to feel
Andrew has story hooks for hands
Karl lowers property values (how did they know?)
having an intern totally rules
Andrew revels in the death of a frog
Karl is a big fat liar, and an interior decorator
friend ladder, unexplained
we show you the seams
Andrew makes a callback he’s proud of
Karl tries a hacky joke, Andrew ignores it
Andrew tries to be respectful of someone he loves very much
the logistics of blindness
we are a Taco Bell nachos
Landlord Lawsuit Update
Andrew is an electro purist
the dynamics of the encore
Things We Found on the Floor
the foibles of Denton-area law enforcement
NO ONE IS SAFE
Karl is sensitive
The Tubgirl incident
Andrew, web design guru
Karl has his finger on the audience pulse
Karl is an expert summarizer
Karl burns another bridge

Outro music: “Teddy Bear’s Picnic” by Henry Hall and his Orchestra

For those of you who didn’t notice previously, Andrew also did a music podcast last month (with another to come soon) that can be found HERE.

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Unlistenable Podcast 75432 #18: Drunk In the British Style is now available!

Thrill to topics including:

Karl gives Denton some shit
the SXSW 09 round up begins, 3 weeks late!
Karl is a bad speller?
Karl’s podcast “strategy”
the fucking Metallica thing (they replace “fucking Wolfmother” as a rallying cry)
I decide on outro music (which I later forgot – so Karl’s right)
that sadness of the highlight of your week being Metallica
where, exactly, Andrew gets it
what, exactly, is wrong with Oklahoma (well, only a very small part)
Andrew knows the enemy
Scott Stapp must die (still)
a shout out to the listeners who lag behind
Ulrich Schnauss “inspires” “violence”
The Fratboy Drag
fear the Indeterminate Euro
Karl finally picks a side
watch for my band, coming soon
the sad fate of Darren/Daron/Darin from Manchester
drunk and British is no way to go through life, son
things stage managers don’t like
things not to do when you want to see Freeland
impersonating Americans is easy
how to get thrown out in style
when you need bouncers at Hailey’s, when you don’t
gay = black (according to Eli and Bill Burr)
my band didn’t get accepted to SXSW, now what?
an inside joke that I will not explain (linger longer)
Why Did You Do That? and Why Are You Here?
how to stop being Karl’s friend (surprisingly easy!)
more beating up on Oklahoma
Andrew sticks it to the man!
polarizing facial hair
another Inside Baseball moment
what Saturday becomes at SXSW
the Zone Perfect Bar taste test
somehow Andrew thinks macadamia nuts are weird?
Karl doesn’t know Andrew’s address (thank god!)
products that should always be disposable
I think you might have the wrong idea about this event
Karl: Visionary Director
Karl burns a bridge with a potential sponsor
Karl enjoys pushing buttons
the horror of Ren’s condo
Karl is stronger than…
Thanks Aesop. Thaesop. (STR!)
another callback
this cookie is like a party in your mouth
artificial scarcity is key
the Corporate Food Conspiracy
Karl calls out the audience (daring!)
Karl tells a lie
the Double Tease
Karl oversells yet again
Karl twists the knife without Andrew noticing

Outro music: “Medusa” by Ulrich Schnauss

But wait! There’s bonus content! That’s right, a whole SECOND PODCAST! Insane in the Mundane is back from the dead and you can find it here! Get a sampling of some of the music of South by Southwest 09, along with some minor bits of talking from your microphone-shy host, Andrew!

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Listen in a mellow mode to topics including:

my ex-landlord is not Gay Street
the hostage gambit
Karl knows Andrew’s lunch habits
where Andrew goes for advice
a gag about a bumper sticker
Karl avoids the obvious joke (twice! sorta!)
Karl has no idea
the creation of bad comedy
What’s Doin’ In the Ghetto?
Bushy interrupts
Karl’s (internalized) homophobia
Everybody does it, according to a book I never read
fetishist disappointment
whose job responsibility is it, anyway?
the sexual politics of smearing
Back, and to the left.
5 days is how long it takes to reconcile the decision
Bible Chat!
Karl is a Bible Ninja
things that don’t need advertising
AN ACTUAL SKIT
the tragedy of radio station loss
Andrew sings multiple times
radio is a minefield
I’ve finally found the concert(s) of a lifetime
the peril of Secret Jesus
they call it JackFM because listening to it is masturbation
grammar nonsense
Ice Road Truckers and Ax Men – reality TV and the magic of wasted days
the TiVo is wise, yet silly
bad announcers, bad cooking competitions… bad, bad, bad TV
Japan has it all over us
Karl’s Restaurant Reviews!
Karl is a fan of a restaurant in Quebec
more racism against white people!
Bushy interrupts AGAIN!
poker talk (civilians, don’t panic!)
Andrew ponders a D&D reference but refrains (Gelatinous Cube!)
Karl slips in a sly director commentary
Karl experiences moviewatching disappointment
Andrew loves Takashi Miike
Andrew’s Dark Water spoiler (you’ll thank him later!)
Andrew’s One Missed Call/Chakushin Ari spoiler (I’m sure it’s not in the American version)
Karl does a perfect radio tease
you don’t have to… just.
an old joke that always satisfies

Outro music: “Lights & Music” by Cut Copy

We appreciate your listening and any comments you might have. We appreciate you sharing our podcast with your friends even more!

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We bring it to you… once a month?

Unlistenable Podcast 75432 #16: Our Glorious New Republic is now available.

Thrill to topics including:

stump the Karl
a new sponsor!
Karl has tips for the Republicans
Andrew is rich, bitches!
Andrew is wacky with money
the scourge of HandyMan Dave
public appreciation of bees
cow farts: comedy or tragedy?
SUV side benefits
choices in reading material
Welcome to Socialism, Comrade
finally somebody blames Reagan
talking bout the world (you’re probably not learning!)
the 21-minute mark end of politics talk
Karl stuns Andrew into shame
how to diagnose a ghast infestation
Andrew spoils a movie from the 60s
Karl has a zombie preference
Karl slips in a sly one
an exciting new catgeory in porn
Andrew is a pacifist (you’re learning!)
Karl assumes a bondage fetish
Karl’s zombie plan is much better
Zombie Movie, starring Andrew
Andrew sucks at text(ing)
Scrabble tournament report (it’s short and not as boring as you might think, but still boring)
is Andrew the popular one?
drunk Karl does lame pranks
Andrew’s Cellphone Rant (again)
Andrew tries to make jury duty interesting
it’s Jury Duty!
Karl’s a layman, but he watches a lot of TV
Andrew uses literally (correctly! twice!)
Karl steals from the great Mitch Hedburg
a smidge of poker talk (calm down, we make it interesting)
Karl’s brush with greatness
Andrew is an inobservant dummy

Outro music: “Risking Life and Limb For the Coupon” by Bound Stems

As always, we thank you for listening (and the original outro music even said as much if I could JUST remember what song it was). Please feel free to post comments here so Karl can know how you feel.

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Unlistenable Podcast 75432 #15: The Learning Podcast is now available.

why the long facewait?
Karl makes promises he can’t possibly keep
how we fared in the Wacky December stakes
another cheap “Andrew’s Mom” joke
Andrew avoids confessing to a… conspiracy… to do something… (thanks to Karl)
how gift-giving works in Andrew’s family
Andrew tries vaguely to steer the conversation towards CES (blink and you miss it)
he’s a dick, he’s Karl
the origin of Fingerbib! (SPOILER: she’s not dead!)
Karl is devious, Part 37859
Salvation Army: loves the poors, hates the gays
George, Rhonda, Darci
Karl loves the parties, and the kitties
Andrew loves the men, and the math
it’s like being 16 again (and just as embarrassing)
How To Mack
Andrew’s Quality Pledge for the podcast
everybody should have a John
Karl knows the rules of comedy (and a magic number)
obligatory poker content (sort of)
the mystery of the Media Room
everything’s a [blank] with Karl
Yet Another Karl Bomb(tm)
Karl fails at doing his favorite impression
what you can learn about Andrew from his handwriting
The Mystery of the Palmer Method (our new emo band)
an analysis of methodology (we’re so brainy!)
personality traits of the successful and the unsuccessful
levels within levels
Karl explains why he fails at statistics before he fails at statistics
please don’t sue us, Scientologists
a list of videogames
Andrew hangs Karl out to dry (and wins!)
Karl returns the favor
a desperate grab for the female demographic
Karl is an honorable man
Karl quickly slides into disrepute
Karl’s non-sequitur theater
Andrew slips in a subtle but bad joke
pick your drug guru
Karl keeps paying compliments, Andrew keeps doubting, Karl keeps twisting the knife
what actually happens in the ghetto?
things you didn’t know about Jerry Orbach (he totally ruled)
Guess The Country
Karl’s subtle racism
Karl drops the sociopolitical knowledge (you’re learning!)
the return of balut!
Karl drops the economics knowledge (you’re learning!)
Karl experiences the tragedy of racism
Karl repays a debt
Andrew talks about vitamins (you’re learning!)
what’s wrong with garlic?
Andrew babbles like an idiot for a few minutes (worse than normal – you’re not learning!)
Ren is not going to like this
Andrew throws himself under the Facebook bus yet again
Ren is not going to like this, part 2
Andrew doesn’t know the rules about girl’s school spirit encouraging teams

Outro music: “Lake Michigan” by Rogue Wave

We thank the fans (all 7 of you) for your patience.

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