Today: Ohio State over MICHIGAN. Homer/rational human pick.

UConn over Notre Dame. Charlie Weis may not be much of a college coach, but he’d make a terrific main course for Thanksgiving.

CLEMSON over Virginia. The Tiger Faithful went all-in with Dabo. If they take care of business today, they’ll finish in the money.

Tomorrow: Jimmie Johnson over Driving Fast, Turning Left. Leave it to the guy from California to kick NASCAR’s ass for four straight years.

Eagles over BEARS. Jay Cutler is still better than Donovan McNabb.

This is Edinburgh, Scotland’s very own Stuart Crout, who does his best work under the name “The Kazookaylele Kid,” a moniker taken from the fascinating instrument of the same name that he built from a kazoo, a ukulele, and a baby piano. And here’s Crout performing his signature interpretation of Europe’s “The Final Countdown.” If this rendition doesn’t make your brain explode, visit his website and YouTube channel.

Thanks for hanging with this week. Again, Weekend Picks tomorrow morning. Late.

1. Megan Fox. Oh, Megan. Just remember that we never cared about your acting ability. Just your bangin’ hot bod. Thanks, @flubby.

2. Drugs. Nobody every pitched a no-hitter on milk.

3. Topless guy getting punched by another, angrier topless guy. I don’t know how this game works, but I’m pretty sure the chubby guy lost.

4. New Mexico women’s soccer player Elizabeth Lambert. Not really into the rough stuff, apparently. Sigh.

5. The Terrifying Stylings Of Al Roker. This is the first time I realized that Al Roker was actually black. Black and round. I can get away with that; I have a lot of round friends.

6. The NFL Arrest and Citation Database. Arrests and citations are our bidness. And BIDNESS. IS. OOODD.

7. Due Process. Even if some jagoff cop arrests you for something you did in a photo on Facebook, go to trial. Don’t let the state walk on you and let them pass off dicking around online as “police work.”

8. Friday Night Chick Fights. It’s the sexier side of MMA.

9. Stefanie Spielman. Rest in peace, homegirl.

10. UGA VII. Screw you. You’re just a dog.

This is Aimee Mullins, who has done everything from working at the Pentagon while studying at Georgetown to modeling in London to working as an actor in film. I guess we’re calling them actors now. But anyway, you’re going to feel like an even lazier bastard when I tell you that Aimee has done all of these things with prosthetic legs.

Mullins was born with missing fibulae and had to endure double amputation just below the knee when she was just a year old. But that never stopped her from running track at Georgetown. Or from being a smoking hot piece of tail. And her carbon fiber legs that she uses to run? They cost over $15,000 a pop. That’s 15 large for each leg. That’s a couple of Toyotas. And you thought that necklace you were buying for your girlfriend for Christmas was pricey. Panda.

Iverson was waived by the Memphis Grizzlies on Tuesday and became a free agent Thursday night. Walsh said Friday he wasn’t interested because Iverson would take time away from the young players the Knicks are trying to develop. –SI.com.

Some people have said that Iverson has a lot of leadership to offer a young team. Really? This is a guy that wants to take 30 shots a game and show up 30 minutes before tip. Iverson was one of the greatest of his day, but he never exuded leadership. There are mumblings that Iverson should sit the bench in Cleveland behind Shaq and LeBron, which would be great–in a game of NBA Jam.

Trestman, 53 - who has served on past NFL coaching staffs for the Cleveland Browns, San Francisco 49ers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Oakland Raiders, Arizona Cardinals, Minnesota Vikings, Detroit Lions and Miami Dolphins - led Montreal to the Grey Cup final in his rookie CFL season a year ago. –Globe and Mail.

Trestman also lead the Als to a CFL-best 15-3 record this season; they’ll play in their conference final on Sunday. But even if Trestman was considering the job, there’s no guarantee that Montreal would let him go. Montreal GM Jim Popp told The Canadian Press, “[B]ottom line, he’s under contract to our team.” Oh well, there’s always af2.

“They know Favre by name,” said First Lieutenant Tim Boehnen, who is from New Richmond, Wis.

“One of the big words they know now is shenanigan. They’ll constantly talk about ‘Favre shenanigans,’ ‘He’s so good for the Vikings,’ and ‘The Packers have got to really feel bad about that one.’”

Even if it is just good-natured bit of prisoner-to-guy-holding-a-machine-gun ribbing, it’s nothing that a quick car battery to the testicles won’t fix. I can just see Aaron Rodgers now, standing over a pile of naked bodies, smoking a cigarette while pointing the double six-shooters. Actually, I was talking about the Packers’ season. But I like the way you’re thinking. –620 WTMJ, via KSK.

Here’s Anaheim’s Scott Neidermayer trying to do something nice after his game against the Lightning, tossing a stick over the glass to a fan in the stands. But watch the asshole in the blue shirt trying to grab the stick from the intended receiver…and then gets pummeled in the process. And really, this is what the game is all about–groups of people banding together to whip some greedy fat guy’s ass. –SpudSharksUtube. Thanks, Jeff.

Miami Dolphins running back Ricky Williams picked up the slack left from injured teammate Ronnie Brown, and then some. Williams finished the day with 119 yards rushing and 3 TDs as the Dolphins rolled passed the Carolina Panthers, 24-17. Panthers quarterback Jake Delhomme had an off-night, only throwing one pick.

Dolphins coach Tony Sparano hinted his team might abandon the wildcat without Brown, who was placed on injured reserve Wednesday. Miami didn’t use the formation until the second quarter. It coincided with the Dolphins’ first touchdown drive—Chad Henne’s 14-yard touchdown pass to Williams, who wrestled away from linebacker Na’il Diggs. –Y! Sports.

Maybe this is the ether talking, but these Thursday night games seem to be boring as all hell, and it’s obvious to see why–coming back from a Sunday game and then ratcheting oneself up to play again four nights later is difficult. There’s only so much a coaching staff and a team can do to prepare in that amount of time. But the league seems happy to air them anyway, and with the matchups being as woeful as they are, the networks don’t seem to be complaining as much as I am.

Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. It’s still trying to convince his girlfriend to adopt the plus-one system.

• That handball against Ireland was among the greatest screwjobs of all time.
  Rumors and Rants.
• I’m only linking this video of Knicks forward Danilo Gallinari so the jagoff that made it will stop emailing me. Sometimes that works.
  YouTube.
• Gamer girls are a national treasure, and they should be treated accordingly.
  Asylum.
• You had me at “Miss Universe Sex Tape.”
  Gunaxin.
• Elisha Cuthbert will be grand marshal of the CFL’s Grey Cup parade. She’ll also be grand marshaling my boner.
  Sportress of Blogitude.

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