Upskirt Celebs

Courtney Cox's miniskirt

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:13:00 +0000

I feel like I've been too negative recently. Maybe it's cuz I've been overworking myself without even realizing it. I was taking it out on my body, my parents and my girlfriend(s). This week I'm going to "chill-ax". That means I'm going to contemplate life, try to read a bit, and relax. Life is short. What that really means is enjoy the day and take in the little things. Smell the roses. Lick Courney Cox's pussy if possible.

Gwen Stefani bends over in her bikini

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:04:00 +0000

Well now that the Oscars are over let's talk a little about more important things. Namely, relationships. It's easy to ignore them or take them for granted when we have a lot of things going on in our lives. It's only when we think we're going to lose them that we realize how important they were and how we would give anything to have them back.

J-Lo's bikini bum

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:50:00 +0000

So I heard that Frank Mir wanted Brock Lesnar to be the first UFC to die in the ring. I saw their last fight and I have a nagging suspicion that won't happen. In fact, if it wasn't for the referee stopping the fight, Mir would probably be dead himself.

Rachel Stevens upskirt

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:06:00 +0000

Some of you may not know who the hell Rachel Stevens is, but I do. She was one of the hotties from the teen band "S Club 7". They had their own tv show, and surprisingly, some pretty good pop balads. Anyway, not sure what happened to the other ones, but at least Rachel stuck around to do some modeling and flashing her panties. Unfortunately she's wearing those boxer panties which I hate.

Kara Dioguardi's upskirt panties

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:49:00 +0000

What a great way to start a Monday morning. Well, the Oscars came and went (and I also came about an hour later). This year sucked. I saw about half of the movies nominated and while I liked Avatar and Inglorious Basterds the most, I thought the Hurt Locker, while not a bad movie, was an embarrassment to be considered a nomination for all the things it did. If you saw the movie, there was nothing fantastic nor complex about the sound in it which makes its win for sound (editing or mixing, I can't remember), ridiculous. Best directing went to the Director for Hurt Locker of Avatar. If you look at the complexity of the movie and the length of time and moving parts for Hurt Locker compared to Avatar, it is a joke they gave it again to Hurt Locker instead of Avatar. Fuck you Academy. I'm never watching your joke awards again.

Dancing with Kate Gosselin's tar star

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:38:00 +0000

Since her pussy is probably loose by now, I'd probably want to throw it in her ass. Anyway, she's one of the contestants on the upcoming Dancing with the Stars. While I'm most looking forward to seeing Pamela Anderson prance around flashing her goods, I'm glad to see Gosselin is trying to earn a living. The thing I don't get is, who is babysitting her twenty kids?

Lindsay Lohan is a porn star

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:18:00 +0000

Audrina Partridge's bending over

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 02:52:00 +0000

These pictures are good to me even though I still don't know who she is. The whole roller skating thing reminds me of Max Hardcore videos.

Fergie spreads her legs

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:26:00 +0000

This is how girls should always dress. In other news, I've found that when I'm in a rush, I feel stressed. I don't like that feeling.

Reese Witherspoon's upskirt

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:00:00 +0000

Finally, Reese gives us something to cheer about.

Katharine McPhee bends over

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:05:00 +0000

At first glance I thought these pictures were of Mischa Barton but then I took a closer look. I honestly think that Kat McPhee looked way better with her hair dark brown. But who cares. Today in the news: Jay Leno returned to the 11:35pm time slot. I'm more interested in the girls that will be sitting on his sofa, crossing their legs so I can jack off.

Pamela Anderson's ass is hard

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:12:00 +0000

Say what you want about Pamela Anderson, but even at her age, her ass is cellulite free, and rock hard. I'm even willing to look past all the guys she's had sex with. Anyway, I can't wait to see her on Dancing with the Stars so I can dream about dancing with her tar star.

Elizabeth Hurley's nipples

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:15:00 +0000

I don't really care about see-through pictures when they just involve breasts. I can see breasts anytime I turn on National Geographic. So today in the news Roger Ebert made his return to TV, now with a box that basically speaks for him. What a tough guy, to overcum his cancer, have his jaw removed, and still have the courage to show up on national tv. Good for him. It's funny how in life we amplify our own problems to epic proportions. Then we see guys like Roger Ebert and our problems seem like a joke.

Jennifer Love Hewitt's fishnet stockings

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 20:00:00 +0000

I just want our number one fan to know that these pictures of JLH are for you. I still can't figure out how you jack to her, but to each their own. I just wanted to know what your thoughts are on what you think her best asset it.

Courtney Cox's MILF ass

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:07:00 +0000

So Courtney Cox is out and about. I think it's time we took this blog to "Another Level". Whatever the fuck that means. Anyway, the Olympians are back and hitting the talk show circuit. Lindsey Vonn hit up Jay Leno last night and hopefully she was wearing a short skirt so I can get some pix of her crossed legs. More importantly, my girlfriend, Julia Mancuso was on Larry King. I missed that though. Dancing of the Stars released their list of people who are going to be on the next show and thank God, Pamela Anderson is going to be on. I can't wait for her to show up without panties.

Jennifer Garner's tight ass

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 04:43:00 +0000

As Jennifer Garner bends over, I'm wondering if she wears panties. Nonetheless, after seeing her in Million Dollar Baby, I'm not too attracted to her. Anyway, I have to express my growing displeasure with American Idol. Overall, the show kinda sucks this year. Not sure if Simon is particularly ornery since he has to get married, or if the chemistry of the judges ain't working, but it's been pretty bland, not to mention the judges are utterly confusing to the contestants. They tell everyone to change the song, but when the change a song, Randy says it's a good song, just sing it, don't change it. Simon says he looks like a dancer trying to sing, but then Kara or Ellen say to dance more. WTF?

Christina Aguilera's round ass

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:13:00 +0000

Fuck. With the Olympics over, I'm not sure what to do with my days. I mean, I could catch up on about 40 hours of other TIVOd shows but on the other hand I think I need to get another hobby. Hopefully this week American Idol doesn't suck as much as it did last week.

Mischa Barton's bending over

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:01:00 +0000

Hi Mischa. Rumor has it you're not acting as much. Anyway, last night was the end of the Winter Olympics and I have to say it's interesting how much I've changed over time. I remember when I was a kid, I could never figure out why the hell anyone watched 60 Minutes as it looked very boring. Then I couldn't figure out why people watched Football. I thought the Olympics were boring as all hell. But actually this year I watched them and was hooked. I wonder if I've developed a TV addiction. In any event here are my top three memorable moments of the games:

1) Canadian female figure skater who skated right after her Mom had died and she still won a medal!
2) Obviously Canadian men's hockey, every game was exciting.
3) Anton Ohno winning medals
4) Cat fight between Lindsey Vonn and Julia Mancuso. Can't they just both be friends and make a porno together?

Cameron Diaz's nipple and ass

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:37:00 +0000

I don't have much to say about Carmen Diaz. I do though, think that American Idol sucks the big one this year. Even Simon looks pissed off to be sitting there (mind you, when doesn't he). But still, it feels like season one where everything looked amateurish. No offense to the contestants - I think it's great everyone is going after their dream. There just isn't that spark to the show and perhaps it's cuz everyone know Simon is leaving or maybe the original three (Paula, Simon and Randy) where what was making the show a hit in the first place. I can't say Simon has chemistry with Kara or Ellen.

Paris Hilton flashes her goods

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:46:00 +0000

So the above question is: is she, or isn't she. Wearing any panties, that is. I can't tell. I mean, she probably has a shaved/waxed snatch to begin with. Frankly I'm not sure I care too much cuz I doubt I'd let Paris touch my Hilton, if you know what I mean.

Carmen Electra's beautiful ass

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 03:21:00 +0000

I have decided that Carmen Electra is changing a bit. When I look at her face she is getting a bit older, but still a hottie. I'm surprised she never settled down, but some of my friends in "showbiz" have told me that most of these actors and especially actresses are pretty nuts. Mind you she did marry Dennis Rodman for what, one night?

Fergie's ass is God

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 01:34:00 +0000

Today is an amazing day. Why? Cuz Canada WON THE GOLD MEDAL in hockey! What an amazing day and Olympics over all. Canada which is usually a country that is very humble, decided to step it up again and beat out all countries for the most number of gold medals, despite the population being only about 33 million. The hockey game was perhaps the most exciting and heart pounding ones I have ever seen. AWESOME.

Bar Refaeli's bikini ass

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 16:10:00 +0000

Man. Nothing says perfection like that shot at the top. Or perhaps those other pictures of Eva Longoria bending over in her bikini so you can see her pussy clinging to her bikini bottoms. Bar Refaeli is another Hollywood whore that I have no clue about in terms of what she's famous for but who cares.

Charlotte Church's bikini crotch

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 03:46:00 +0000

I remember the first time I saw Charlotte Church years ago singing duet with Josh Groban. I thought: that girl is cute. I didn't think I'd want to make her gape, but thought if I had a few drinks, I'd let her make out with me. For some reason these recent bikini pics of her aren't a big turn out, but since she's still somewhat famous, I'd still hit it. Then quit it.

Anna Kournikova's tight jeans

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:54:00 +0000

I think all girls should be required to wear "fuck me" boots at least once a week. We haven't seen much of Anna recently. Hopefully there are more pix to cum.