Upskirt Celebs

Tara Reid almost flashes her pussy

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 01:38:00 +0000

Wow. It really feels good not to have to glance down and see if that fool has texted me. Anyway, i'm still friendly with her Dad and he's awesome so he tuned up my car etc. for pretty much free. Today was a good day. I am focusing more on myself and going to hit the gym again. More importantly I need to figure out this whole webcam business. Time to make some money.

Carrie Underwood's legs are singing again

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 14:16:00 +0000

Laurence Fishburne's daughter is doing a porno.
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Rachel McAdams goes blond
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J Lo's round bikini ass

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 22:58:00 +0000

It felt good today not having to glance down at my phone every now and then, wondering if that Self Centered Asshole had texted me. Why? Cuz she's not even on my list anymore. Will it create some animosity on her side? This is something I pondered for awhile before I came up with the answer: who cares? SHE is the one who has been acting odd, treating me like a doormat, so why the hell would I care what she thinks?

J Lo may be next years American Idol judge
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Elissabeta Canalis in a thong
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Bar Refaeli in a bikini
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Some Nicole Kidman
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Paris Hilton's panties seem filthy

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:10:00 +0000

Well I finally Man'd up and deleted the ex-girlfriend from Facebook and other messenger things. I mean, if you don't have the fucking ovaries to pick up a phone and call me back when you're the one that wants to meet up, when you organize seeing me, but then stand me up, you say you miss me, but you don't want to see me, you become waste to me. I'm sure she's a lovely girl, but a friend of mine said something very important to me - she doesn't respect educated, smart guys. She respects your thug type of guy who will probably cheat on her, and slap her around on occasion. After thinking about it, I think he's right. She is more of a gangster type of chick. Good luck to you! I loved you and am grateful for the wonderful moments we shared. But when you try to look at me on Facebook or text me, you'll be in for a small surprise. It's funny how you seemed to have time to hang out with all these other people, but would always put me on the backburner. I guess you thought I'd always be there. You were wrong.

Kim Kardashian's huge spandex ass
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Megan Fox's spandex ass
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Drew Carey lost a lot of weight
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The gap between Hilary Duff's legs

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 13:07:00 +0000

Hilary Duff has a pretty bum. I love that she always wears spandex, and part of me wonders if the part where her vagina is smells any different.

J Lo's big booty
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Did Tara Reid get more surgery?
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JWoww's upskirt panties

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:34:00 +0000

JWoww would have wowwed me more if she weren't wearing panties. Actually maybe it is more of a surprise that she is, in fact wearing them.

Some Christina Aguilera in tight pants
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Tara Reid having fun
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Hayden Panettiere's ass

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:08:00 +0000

Some people probably wonder why I keep posting pictures of Hilary and Hayden. If you can't figure it out, then picture Hilary squatting over your face and Hayden squatting over your dick and you'll soon understand.

Mila Kunis's short shorts ass

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:10:00 +0000

Audrina Patridge ruins an upskirt moment

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:18:00 +0000

By the way this bitch is guarding her upskirt shot, I'd be willing to be it means she's no wearing any panties. Slut. I love you.

PS: Am I the only one who wishes she'd just change her name to PaRtridge with an R instead of this Patridge? I keep feeling like I'm saying it wrong without the R.

Miranda Kerr is preggers. Slut.
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Janice Dickinson is trying to be a milf
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Julianne Moore camel toe
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Hilary Duff is sexy to me but she always wears the same pants
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Tara Reid bends over and shows her panties

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 22:24:00 +0000

Audrina Patridge in Atlantic City
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Megan Fox flashes her belly
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Eva Mendes and her oily body
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Amanda Bynes legs have unretired

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:32:00 +0000

So apparently Amanda has unretired, about a week after she retired. Subtext: I couldn't find work, so instead of looking bad, I just said I quit acting, but I finally got a callback so now I'm unretired. I hope to god it's for a porn movie.

You can kinda see through Angelina Jolie's shirt
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Lance Bass has new ass
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Lindsay Lohan spreads her legs in her bikini

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:36:00 +0000

I wonder if there's any rug munching going on while she's in jail. Anyway, I've managed to hold off saying anything bad about the ex-girlfriend. It's funny seeing someone who is so afraid of emotions that they stick to texting, saying they miss you, but refuse to see you. It reminds me of a guy I met who was going out with this girl who would only have oral sex because intercourse was wrong.

Melanie Brown shows off her bikini ass

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:10:00 +0000

I've been walking around with a lot of anger. I made the move of calling my ex-girlfriend yesterday since she wanted to give me some stuff back. It's funny how when I say something weird, it makes me behaving oddly, but when she says fucked up things like, I miss you, but I don't want to see you, she's sane. Fuck you, you psychotic bitch who is into cutting. I guess morons like that I should have seen from a mile away. They like suffering, that's why they cut themselves.

Some Jessica Biel for the fuck of it
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Jessica Alba is posing

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:24:00 +0000

Tara Reid is back with the fiance.
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Did Stacy Keibler get implants?
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Rachel Bilson's camel toe

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:17:00 +0000

Rachel Bilson is here with short shorts. As you can tell, for the first time she is wearing something remotely sexy and you can almost see a camel toe. I get the impression she thinks sex is dirty.

Hilary Duff's upshort ass shots...look closely

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:36:00 +0000

These pictures may just look good, but take a look closer. A lot closer. You will see that you can see the interior of Hilary Duff's ass cheeks ass she's walking. Basically, they are upshort pictures.

I wanna fuck Jen Aniston
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Michael Lohan's girlfriend naked
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Adrianna Curry upshort panty pix
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Jennifer Lopez's very short skirt

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 00:50:00 +0000

So the bitch actually answered when I called her at lunch. Part of me says to stay away, the other part of me wants closure and to tell her what a loser she is. Of course I probably won't do it. Maybe I'll do something better and stand her up for all those times she flaked on me.

I wish my face was Jessica Biel's bicycle seat
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I wanna bang Christina Applegate before she gets overly pregnant
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Leona Lewis is single again
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Geri Halliwell's nice ass

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:31:00 +0000

So my ex-girlfriend decides to text me yesterday saying she had something to give to me. And that she was trying to decide whether she should meet up with me or just mail it. The first thing I thought was - the nerve of this bitch. Like it's her fucking choice - I GET A CHOICE to decide whether I want to meet the bitch as well. Probably much to her surprise, I told her just to mail it, and here's my address. Good luck with everything. She wished me good luck as well, so I told her I won't need it. Fucking cunt. Then my friends today tell me she probably was trying to meet up with me to see how she'd feel. Well, why the fuck doesn't she just say she wants to see me. Stupid games. I don't give a shit, although now it's pissed me off. I can't let her have the power back.

Rachel Bilson cuteness
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Katie Holmes hot legs
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Cameron Diaz short shorts
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Paris Hilton's bikini ass

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:03:00 +0000

Mila Kunis is petite
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Shauna Sand's unbleached asshole

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 13:15:00 +0000

Julianne Hough's tight ass

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 03:47:00 +0000

Can you believe Ryan Seacrest is tapping this chick? It made me realize anything is possible. Anything.

Sammi Sweethear bends over in her bikini

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 00:13:00 +0000

Am I the only one who thinks that Snooki kid probably smells bad between the legs? Any how, I found myself getting mad a lot this past weekend. Then I went to this wedding reception and realized how simple life was. I just had to listen to my Dad who is basically the equivalent of a God. Lessons: enjoy life, and enjoy the simple things. Be kind to people.

Penelope Cruz near naked ass

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 12:37:00 +0000

I have found myself getting more negative recently. I think that's what happens when I have obligations and other stress build up in me - I start to feel stressed. For example, I wanted to tell a customer the other day to go fuck themselves and that they were too stupid to live. The other day I was wondering what would happen if the earth cracked in half? Would the ocean spill into space?

Mariah Carey's curvy ass

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 04:40:00 +0000

A friend of mine was asking me "didn't you used to love Mariah Carey?" I replied to her yes, but that was before she stopped dressing more slutty and put on a few more pounds. For some reason the larger a girl gets, the more paranoid I become that their ass and pussy will smell.

Jennifer Aniston's upskirt panty shot

noreply@blogger.com (Upskt Celebs) — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 04:26:00 +0000

All I can say is that this may be the first time I ever jack off to my own website. God. I just want to lick her panties where her pussy was, I don't care if she hadn't even changed them in a week.

Did Leonardo fuck Angelina?
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Shakira is flexible
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