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Lindsay Lohan is a Birthday Babe

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:01:14 PDT

Lindsay Lohan goes out for lunch to celebrate her 23rd birthday with Samantha Ronson on Thursday (July 2) in Malibu, Calif.The Mean Girls actress later headed to Cecconi’s restaurant to celebrate for the rest of the night.Recently, LiLo shared a little about her work ethic. “I work harder than most of my friends’ parents,” [...]

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Keri Russell & River Deary: Park Play

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:01:12 PDT

Keri Russell heads to the park with her 2-year-old son River Russell Deary to play some soccer on Friday (July 3) in New York City. The 33-year-old actress will star in two movies set to be released next year. The first movie, Leaves of Grass, costars Edward Norton where he plays dual roles as [...]

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Michael Jackson's final rehearsal video

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:00:50 PDT

Here's the last recording of Michael Jackson on June 23 rehearsing for his "This Is It" tour that, depending on who you ask, probably killed him. In the meantime, someone explain to me how the hell that guitar player... ...read full story

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VIDEO: Celebs And Their Tattoos

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:01:46 PDT

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just because he's cute: kris smith

sarahnyc79 — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:00:42 PDT

good evening y'all! so i was browsing through some recent paparazzi pics and i came across aussie singer dannii minogue (younger sister of kylie minogue) hanging out with some super cute guy ... after a drop of research i found out the hottie is her boyfriend - former UK rugby player kris smith ... damn - he is adorable (she's not such a bad catch either!) dannii has been dating him since last year - gosh she's a lucky lady - just like victoria beckham! (oh and let's not forget dannii was once married to nip/tuck hottie julian mcmahon - lightening does strike twice!) enjoy the pictures below of kris smith ... just because he's cute! popbytes over & out for now ... xoxoPHOTOS | SPLASH NEWS

5 Vote(s)

Robert Pattinson: Best Snaps Of The Week

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:02:26 PDT

We got some of the best shots this week of British heartthrob Robert Pattinson while shooting Remember Me in NYC.So, being that we like to give the people what they want, we compiled some of the best for you to look at in our gallery. Try not to drool. Enjoy!

16 Vote(s)

Jackson Family To Hold Private Funeral Ceremony

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:01:53 PDT

Before the public gets to say their good byes to Michael Jackson at his public memorial at the Staples Center, his family and friends are set to have their own private funeral memorial. The private service will take place on the Tuesday morning befo ...read full story

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Tennis-Loving Gavin Rossdale Hits Up Wimbledon

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:01:52 PDT

Cutting a sleek figure in his black t-shirt and jeans, rocker Gavin Rossdale headed over to Wimbledon to take in the day's events. Although the singer is probably most comfortable in front of the microphone on stage, he's no stranger to the tennis c ...read full story

17 Vote(s)

Dita Von Teese Buys Some Shades And Looks Fabulous

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:01:51 PDT

Burlesque dance Dita Von Teese looked lovely as she shopped for new sunglasses L.A. Leave it to Dita to go to a store called Dita Legends to buy some shades.A few days ago she was seen out and about with new boyfriend the French count Louis-Marie de ...read full story

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Just Because: Matt Damon & Ben Affleck Poker Table Hotties

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:01:49 PDT

We brought you details from the Ante Up for Africa event earlier today, but I couldn't resist posting these photos of Matt Damon and Ben Affleck at the tables. Is it just me or is Ben Affleck looking hotter these days? Have a great Fourth of July ev ...read full story

10 Vote(s)

New York State Senate Losing Their Allowance Until They Can Learn To Stop Being Children [But Daaaaaad!]

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:00:23 PDT

The utterly stupid, ridiculous clusterfuck that's in Albany is the perfect example of why some citizens decide not to pay their taxes. Someone finally realized as much, so they're not getting any more money until they get back to work. Seeing as how the mostly crooked, idiotic politicians running the New York State Senate have grinded their work to a complete stoppage due to a leadership standoff that's involved everything from locking the other party out of the chambers, to screaming matches, to making face-slashers a crucial factor in New York politics, it's about goddamn time we stop feeding the zoo's inhabitants. State comptroller Thomas "The Clench" DiNapoli has stopped paying the New York Senate until they get their shit in gear. He's withholding their paychecks along with $560,000 worth of travel vouchers until they get back to work. Naturally, they're pissed. "I have strived to avoid inserting my office into what is essentially an internal matter within a separate branch of government," Mr. DiNapoli said in a statement. "But the deadlock in the Senate is undermining the ability of state government to function." Austin Shafran, a spokesman for the Senate Democrats, said simply, "We'll see him in court." Spoken like a true agent of progress! Meanwhile, DiNapoli's the only one doing his job in this political tesseract of jackassery, and he's about to be villianized by the State Seanate and harassed for trying to get something accomplished. I bet the guy's a good dad: they act like children' so he's treating them like the dumbass brats they are. Either way, this should be it: if anything can make a crooked New York pol move their ass, it's a constipation of the single motivating force in New York politics: money. COMPTROLLER PUTS FREEZE ON CLOWN POLS PAYCHECKS [NY Post]

22 Vote(s)

"We Can't Be Consumed By Our Petty Differences Anymore" [Let Freedom Ring!]

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:00:20 PDT

True story: tomorrow's my second day not working in 62 days! Take a wild guess what I'll be doing tonight! Meanwhile, if any news breaks, uh, just read the comments in this thread. We'll be back on Sunday. Meanwhile, if you're reading this, go outside and celebrate our freedom from alien persecution everywhere. Have a great holiday, and Sarah Palin, please stop fucking up and resigning so I can get drunk during the day in peace tomorrow.

16 Vote(s)

Vintage Megan Fox!

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:00:36 PDT

Foxy, at the premiere of Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen, back in February of 2004.We're so happy she got rid of the chola eyebrows![Images via WENN.]

12 Vote(s)

Jackson Family: Public Memorial Service Confirmed

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:00:50 PDT

The Jackson family said in a statement Friday morning that a public memorial service for Michael Jackson will be held at 10 a.m. on Tuesday at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. About 11,000 free-of-charge tickets will be available via internet but officials are expecting to draw over 100,000 fans at the service.Before suffering [...]

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Sarah Palin Resigns as Alaska Governor

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:00:49 PDT

Sarah Palin officially announced on Friday (July 3) that she will be resigning as governor of Alaska.The 45-year-old, who was known as ‘Sarah Barricuda’ in high school, will serve as governor until July 26 before she hands the position over to Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell. “We know we can affect positive change outside government [...]

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Britney Spears: Her Boys and Her Boats

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:00:48 PDT

Before shopping at Fred Segal, Britney Spears takes her two boys, Jayden James, 2, and Sean Preston, 3, on a cruise aboard a yacht on Tuesday (June 30) in Marina Del Rey, Calif.The 27-year-old pop icon squeezed in some quality family time before she resumes her Circus tour in Paris. Most recently, Brit-Brit’s latest [...]

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Jennifer Garner Picks A Pretty Violet

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:00:48 PDT

Jennifer Garner picks up her 3-year-old daughter, Violet Affleck, from school on Friday (July 3) in Santa Monica, Calif.The 37-year-old actress, who will be joining a huge ensemble cast for the upcoming romantic flick Valentine’s Day, will have one more actress added to the mix: Emma Roberts.The cast of the 2010 romantic comedy includes Bradley [...]

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Justin Timberlake is tired of Jessica Biel

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:00:38 PDT

Justin Timberlake is growing tired of Jessica Biel's ass despite the scientific fact it was carved by Zeus himself out of awesome and "Goddamn!" NY Daily News reports: "Things don't look good for them right now -- they've hit... ...read full story

15 Vote(s)

Megan Fox and Michael Bay hate each other

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:00:37 PDT

While Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen dominates the box office to no one's surprise, Megan Fox and Michael Bay are trading barbs in the press after she recently shit on the film because it focused on special effects and... ...read full story

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Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson eat out

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:00:37 PDT

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her actual birthday Thursday by going out to lunch with Samantha Ronson which makes absolutely no fucking sense to me. Granted, Sam's no looker, I still don't get what she's doing with Lindsay who, let's face... ...read full story

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Britney Spears gets one Frappucino closer to crazy

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:00:36 PDT

Seen here Thursday feeding her Frappucino addiciton, Britney Spears is not wearing a wig and has actually dyed her hair black again. Perhaps the stress of touring is bringing out the Britney of yore. Who knows? Maybe she just... ...read full story

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Happy 4th of July Weekend!

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:00:35 PDT

Hey, everybody, I'm going to be taking off for the July 4th Weekend, but as a parting gift, here's a gallery of the latest bikini pics that have graced this most patriotic of sites. Because when our forefathers signed... ...read full story

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Kreepie Kats Klassik: The Roman Kandle Stuffed Up Your Pee-Hole Is Kompliments of Your Friendly Neighborhood Kreepie Kats" [Kreepie Kats]

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:00:11 PDT

[Join Jim Behrle's Kreepie Kats as they inquire as to how much less diabolikal America is now compared to last year, why Moneyball matters (or doesn't), and why Nick Denton isn't working on July 4th. Questions! Answers! Kreepie Cats!]

5 Vote(s)

Malia Obama's Birthday Present Is Nothing Short Of Awesome [Aww]

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:00:10 PDT

Instead of taking a present from her Dad, she got him the resignation of Sarah Palin. Not bad. But seriously: this Chicago Tribune profile of where the Obama girls have spent their last few birthdays is ridiculous-cute. Enjoy. [Chicago Tribune]

9 Vote(s)

NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly Can't Keep His Keystone Capos Under Control [Cue The Benny Hill Music]

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:00:09 PDT

Why did NYPD Commissioner Kelly have to throw the heavy hammer of discipline down on his former partner today? Tragically, adorable Pugs and Chasids aren't involved. But: a massive lacking in organization and the potential endangerment of cops' lives are! Gianelli, the Chief of Patrol of the Special Operations Division decided it would be a smart idea to send out a bunch of desk-riding, paper-pushing cops who never see field work out into some of the most dangerous neighborhoods in New York with beat cops. For past two Fridays, approximately six to 10 administrative cops from each of the 76 police precincts were reassigned to foot patrols — sometimes in the roughest parts of the city. Precinct commanders, however, had complained that they need their desk jockeys to keep the mundane operations of daily police work flowing smoothly. The guys who run interference for their commanders and keep the bullshit off of their desks? They were being taken out of the office, into the streets. So paperwork begins to stack up, and maybe the red tape won't be as tight. Maybe New York's crime statistics might get higher, since it's the NYPD's administrative officials deciding what's a crime and what isn't. Maybe Kelly wouldn't want that. Then again, this could (maybe) be a terrible thing, considering the last time these guys saw any kind of action was in the academy, and if the NYPD needed to mobilize them in an emergency, they wouldn't know their tazer from their ass. But the best part? Kelly didn't have much of an idea it was going on, or any way of stopping Gianelli from doing it, besides taking him down. He was reportedly "annoyed" after not being told about it, even though the New York Post reported on it last month. Hm. Regardless, the next time there's an administrative screwup at your office, say, a meeting where half the staff ends up on the roof of your building and the other half in the dumpster two blocks away, just remember: these kinds of things happen to New York's cops, too! It can't be that bad, right? KELLY BUSTS PATROL CHIEF FOR DESK-PICABLE NYPD ORDER [New York Post]

11 Vote(s)

Something You Can Not Describe The Feelings You Have For Without Sounding Like A Terrible Person [Friday Newsdump]

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:00:06 PDT

Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed By Hookers. Seriously. You can't make this shit up.

26 Vote(s)

Can You Read My Poker Face?

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:01:41 PDT

Does he know whent to roll em', know when to fold em', and know when to go all in? We spotted BFFs Matt Damon and Ben Affleck along with Cedric The Entertainer, Charles Barkley, Don Cheadle and Sarah Silverman at the 3rd annual Ante Up For Africa celebrity tournament.The proceeds of the even will go to aid Darfur. More:Who's Your Daddy?VIDEO - Masters of Celebrity Golf

32 Vote(s)

Sarah Palin's A Quitter!

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:01:21 PDT

Sarah Palin, the moral matriarch moron, will NOT seek a second terms as Alaska's Govenor. Palin will announce the news officially from a press conference at her home in Wasilla, Alaska, this afternoon.The news must come as a great sadness to those eskimos who love her dearly, but we couldn't be more thrilled that she [...]

6 Vote(s)

Kristanna Loken Brings The Afternoon Links!

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:02:19 PDT

< /b>- Cheryl Tweedy's Cleavage Sparkles [HollywoodTuna]- COED Salutes The Red, White and Boob [CO-ED Magazine]- Rihanna and Her Cleavage [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]- Justin Timberlake Still Has Feelings For Britney Spears [I’m Not Obsessed]- The Daily Bikini: Daisy Fuentes [Celebslam]- Janet Jackson's Hottest Pics [Complex]- HoHan’s Birthday Lunch And Munch [Dlisted]- Shakira's Sexy She Wolf Cover [Yeeeah!]- Emma Watson All Grown Up In Elle [Celebrity Odor]- Iguana [Flabber]- Vanessa Minnillo is really embarrassed about her abs [The Blemish]- Kristin Cavallari Plays With Random Puppies [Celeb Parasite]- ShamWow! I think I Billy Mayes was killed! [The Bastardly Society]- 100 Smoking Hot USA Bikini Babes [Manofest]- Katie Price Flashes Her Pineapples [The Grumpiest]- Lindsay Lohan's Uber Cleavage From Labor Pains [Popoholic]- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]read more

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Faux Jon Gosselin Launches Match.com Profile

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:02:04 PDT

Attention, ladies. Jon Gosselin is single and ready to mingle.Fresh off his divorce announcement, the estranged Mr. Kate Gosselin has already put up a new profile on Match.com! Get him while he's hot!Okay, it's not actually his real profile. But it is really funny.In his Match.com ad, a faux Jon Gosselin says his interests include Ed Hardy t-shirts, tractors, Bluetooths and "always sitting on this end of the couch."Username JonMinus9 hopes prospective mates can accept that he "already has eight half-white babies." They, that hasn't turned off Deanna Hummel ... Jon Gosselin Match.com Profile

8 Vote(s)

Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Birthday with Samantha Ronson

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:01:58 PDT

You know what they say. The 36th time is the charm.Like Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green, these two have broken up and gotten back together so many times that we can't even keep track anymore. And also like the aforementioned couple, one of them is much hotter than the other!Last night, Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 23rd birthday - which she already did a week ago - by advertising that she is totes back together with Samantha Ronson.The manly DJ and the Crotch of Fire were seen toting pizza below ...LiLo and SamRo: Every day is an adventure.The on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off-on-off pair had a very civilized date for them, having lunch in Malibu with no cops called even once!Hey, it's progress, right?

7 Vote(s)

Behind the Scenes with Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:01:57 PDT

While Kim Kardashian is busy showing off her large breasts, sisters Kourtney and Khloe are ready to take over Miami.The siblings just finished shooting a series of promotional ads for their upcoming reality show, aptly titled Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. On her official blog, Kourtney posted numerous outtakes from the photo shoot.To wit:In preparation for the E! series, Khloe recently said she lost 20 pounds. Does that mean she's overtaken her cuter sister as the Kardashian readers most wanna sleep with? You tell us:Which Kardashian is more worthy of nailing? document.getElementById('mut_606').value = readCookie('mut'); Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian View Results As you ponder the question above, click on the photos below for more shots of Khloe and Kourtney:

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Broadway-Bound Jude Law's Tryst With Mystery Lady

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:01:48 PDT

Jude Law only recently took on the role of Hamlet in a Donmar Warehouse interpretation of the William Shakespeare classic on the West End in London, but already plans are being made to take the show on the road to Broadway.Critically-acclaimed, the ...read full story

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One Britney Spears Superfan Spends Most Of His Money On Her

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:01:47 PDT

Ever gone to the merch table at a concert and though "Oh, I want that t-shirt, and that keychain, and that back, and that limited edition CD, and that sweater, and that cute little plush toy" but known that you would never have the money to buy it a ...read full story

19 Vote(s)

Adrien Brody's Low-Rise Shirt Reveals Man Cleavage

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:01:46 PDT

I'm not sure that "stylish" is the word that comes to mind when face-to-face with the outfit that super-skinny actor Adrien Brody chose to wear at the 2009 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week BOSS Orange Fashion Show.Sporting a hefty amount of man-cleavage, ...read full story

19 Vote(s)

Ashley Greene Give The Low Down On Her Life Right Now

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:01:45 PDT

Twilight star Ashley Greene is obviously very beautiful as vampire Alice Cullen, but the best part about her is that she is just as beautiful off screen. The Examiner recently did an interview with Ashley where she dished out info on make-up, her ha ...read full story

11 Vote(s)

Sarah Palin Wraps Up Gig As Governor Of Alaska

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:01:44 PDT

An official statement has come from Sarah Palin that she will be stepping down as Governor of Alaska by the end of this month. On July 25, Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell will be sworn in at the Governor's Picnic, Palin announced.The former vice-presidential ...read full story

26 Vote(s)

Shannon Price, Gary Coleman's Husband Arrested - Nibbly Things

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:01:43 PDT

Little People Abuse [Dlisted]When Crocodiles Attack [Towleroad]Jessica Alba Spices Up Her Sex Life [Hollywood Tuna]'Moonwalker' Is A Trip [Pink is the New Blog]Is There Anything Computer Generated Babies CAN'T Do?? [Best Week Ever]Cheeky sneaky [Holy ...read full story

15 Vote(s)

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Celebrate His Birthday With Soccer & Guy Pearce

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:01:42 PDT

While Katie Holmes is in Melbourne, Australia to film Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, her hubby Tom Cruise is also in town with their daughter Suri Cruise to keep the actress company. So, the married couple took in a soccer match to celebrate Tom's bir ...read full story

10 Vote(s)

It Is Time To Start The Healing And Laugh

god — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:01:09 PDT

This will bring the LOLs!The U.K.'s Mirror newspaper is reporting that Michael Jackson tried to adopt the Octo-Mom's litter of babies shortly before his death so that his youngest son, Blanket, could have playmates.And they're being serious!

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