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Donate to the Human Fund

2020-03-12T09:24:00.003-07:00

Please donate to the Human Fund.

Fake movie posters for Seinfeld movies

2013-08-16T15:22:00.003-07:00

http://nextimpulsesports.com/2013/08/16/if-the-made-up-movies-in-seinfeld-were-real-this-is-what-they-would-look-like/

What if Seinfeld was still on the air?

2012-12-28T11:27:00.000-08:00

What if Seinfeld was still on the air? A twitter feed tweeting Seinfeld episodes if it was still on the air today:

Modern Seinfeld

Pro-HST Campaign Sign

2011-05-30T08:58:00.000-07:00

It's a Festivus miracle

2010-12-15T10:20:00.000-08:00

Inmate claims Festivus as a religious holiday

Chinese Homework

2010-12-08T12:48:00.000-08:00

I think this student should get an A.

http://degenerasian.blogspot.com/2010/12/chinese-homework-assignment.html

The World Cup Vuvuzela Game

2010-06-15T09:04:00.001-07:00

See how long you can stand listening to the Vuvuzela

World Cup Vuvuzela Game

Mesothelioma

2009-10-19T12:24:00.000-07:00

Mesothelioma, what is the deal with mesothelioma? It is a form of cancer caused by asbestos, and lawyers are bidding it to be the highest priced keyword.

Top Keyword Price Nears $100 Per Click

Kramer's Entrance

2009-10-19T08:05:00.000-07:00

A collection of entrances by Kramer.

Friday Fun

2009-10-16T07:07:00.000-07:00

Online Physics Games

Crush the Castle

Bored Office Workers

2009-10-15T10:00:00.000-07:00

Crappy Backstreet Boys Song? Check.
Web Cams on all laptops? Check.
Office workers with too much time on their hands? Check.

The Legend of Ron Burgundy - Happy Birthday

2009-10-14T10:08:00.000-07:00

If you remember on the Legend of Ron Burgundy, Ron Burgundy reads exactly everything on the teleprompter. These guys do exactly the same thing while reading out birthdays.

Friday Fun

2009-09-11T09:42:00.000-07:00

This is not a game for Friday, but a hilarious read. Here are a few highlights:

8. Do you remember when you were a kid playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

23. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)...ummm...Goonies"

44. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

55. The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimate d that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.

Random Thoughts of People Our Age

Honey, we're going on a vacation...

2009-08-26T09:47:00.000-07:00

to Ikea!

Seems, like spending a day at IKEA is like going to a theme park in Beijing.

Beijing loves IKEA -- but not for shopping

Friday Fun

2009-07-31T07:28:00.000-07:00

Point and click adventure game

Little Wheel

The Shake Weight

2009-07-30T15:46:00.000-07:00

Enough said.

Bizarre Duvet Covers

2009-07-29T08:42:00.000-07:00

Bizarre Duvet Covers

Teaching Grandma English

2009-07-28T10:40:00.001-07:00

Friday Fun

2009-07-24T07:50:00.000-07:00

This is why you do not text and drive at the same time.

Driving Game

Website Naming Disasters

2009-07-22T07:01:00.000-07:00

When picking a URL for your website, be sure to look at it carefully for any double meanings. Take the case of Pens Island that used the URL that looks like penis land.net. For more visit the following link:

100 Website Naming Disasters

Misplaced Ads

2009-07-21T09:59:00.001-07:00

15 Unfortunately Placed Ads

Letter to Lunch Thief

2009-07-20T09:37:00.000-07:00

Operation Green Gold

Friday Fun

2009-07-17T08:02:00.000-07:00

The object of this game is to remove all of the red blocks without moving the green ones.

Red Remover

The Ultimate Cutlery Item: The Splayd

2009-07-16T07:54:00.000-07:00

What do you get when you merge a spoon with a knife with a fork:

Towards a Grand Unification of Cutlery

Killer Accessories for you Guns

2009-07-15T10:15:00.000-07:00

You are staking out a hit with your sniper rifle waiting for your target to get within sights. Oh wait, you feel a thirst coming on, and need to reach for that drink but can't take your eyes off from your scope. Well, fear not, there is a cup holder attachment for your sniper rifle.

From iPhone Apps to Beer Holders, Killer Accessories for Your Guns