Vander Bites

Iran Shoots Down Santa

Lee Vander Boegh — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 20:31:48 +0000

VANDER BITES - Within days of shooting down a top secret U.S. drone spy plaen, Iran's anti-aircraft defenses scored another high value target this afternoon: Kris Kringle...

Tea Party Occupies Occupy Wall Street

Lee Vander Boegh — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 01:43:41 +0000

VANDER BITES - Fearing declining popularity amongst the newest American voting block, the "Shouters," the Tea Party has began occupying the Occupy Wall Street protests...

NFL Fines Nature For Virginia Earthquake

Lee Vander Boegh — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 23:30:51 +0000

VANDER BITES - In his continued effort to reduce violent collisions, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell levied a $100k fine against Mother Nature for the recent Virginia earthquake... [more]

S&P Downgrades US Debt To “Lazy Teenager”

Lee Vander Boegh — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:27:48 +0000

VANDER BITES - In another blow to the ailing US economy, Standards & Poor's downgraded the country's debt rating to that of a degenerate adolescent... [more]

John McGee: “Duh, Winning”

Lee Vander Boegh — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:16:05 +0000

VANDER BITES - Idaho Sen. John McGee's recent drunken arrest is "all part of a bigger plan," according to his newest political adviser, Hollywood playboy Charlie Sheen... [more]