Vander Bites

Tiger Woods: “My Divorice Will Help My Game… And My Golfing”

Lee Vander Boegh — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 06:24:05 +0000

VANDER BITES - One of history's most prolific golfers has assured his female fans that his pending divorce "Will signal the return of the old Tiger Woods... [read more]

BP Hires Dell Tech Support For Media Relations

Lee Vander Boegh — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 22:16:41 +0000

Unable to keep up with increasing media requests regarding its catastrophic Gulf Coast oil well failure, BP has announced it will send all incoming calls through Dell's technical support department... [read more]

Unemployment Officers Laid Off

Lee Vander Boegh — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:50:06 +0000

VANDER BITES - The ailing national economy hit another low note this week, as 48 states have reported laying off some or all of their Unemployment Officers... [read more]

Arizona Immigration Reform Expanded To Include The Elderly

Lee Vander Boegh — Wed, 26 May 2010 07:12:06 +0000

VANDER BITES - The Grand Canyon State has defined another enemy in its tough stance against illegal immigration: Snow Birds... [read more]

Alec Baldwin To Soak Up Gulf Oil Spill With His Hair

Lee Vander Boegh — Mon, 17 May 2010 17:57:02 +0000

VANDER BITES - Weeks after an off-shore oil rig exploded in the Gulf of Mexico, oil executives say they have finally found a solution to the estimated 210,000 gallons of oil pouring into the ocean every day... [read more]