Vanity Gossip

Alexis Dziena is Infinitely Hot

admin — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 04:04:03 +0000

Alexis Dziena, the chick that got naked in "Broken Flowers," stars in what looks like a pretty damn funny movie called “Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist." The Boston Globe likes it as well and has a video review for those that don’t like to read.

So why do I like “Nick and Norah” enough to grade it on the curve? Why might you, if you’re willing to let your guard down?

It’s not just because of Michael Cera, who plays Nick with the same startled passive-aggressive stare that got him through “Juno.” Cera – possibly a one-trick bunny as an actor, but for now the bunny’s still really cute – is cast as a New Jersey hipster-nerd reeling from getting dumped by pampered mean girl Tris (Alexis Dziena of “Broken Flowers” and TV’s “Invasion”).

Alexis attended the premiere in a killer dress showing off some sweaty cleavage which is always nice to see. I didn’t realize that she’s been in so many movies, but I guess I only take notice in the one’s she gets naked in. I hope I didn’t miss one. Anyway, check out the trailer when you a few minutes to kill and I think you’ll agree that it’s going to be worth checking out.

Danielle Lloyd is Loaded to the Max

admin — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:25:23 +0000

Danielle Lloyd covers the November 2008th issue of Loaded magazine showing off her insanely hot barrels of fun. These are defintely the best shots I’ve ever seen of her, and I’ve seen some pretty freaking hot pictures of her. I’ll bet my left nut that this issue will sell out and will have plenty of boys heading towards the bathroom for some alone time.

Jennifer Aniston in a Bikini Bigfoot Style

admin — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:14:20 +0000

Jennifer Aniston is back on vacation in Los Cabos, Mexico and in another bikini. These pictures would rock, but it appears the photographers in Mexico are using the same cameras that captured Bigfoot. I think my 3-year old cousin with a Fisher Price camera would take better pictures than the paparazzi in Mexico. Come on guys, buy a freaking camera made in the 21st century.

Marisa Miller 2009 Super Hot Sports Illustrated Calendar

admin — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 01:31:23 +0000

If there is one thing that you should be looking forward to (besides the bailout), it’s the Marisa Miller 2009 Sports Illustrated Calendar. I know I’ll grab a copy, because this chick has got a body that defies the laws of nature.

Megan Fox Knows How to Make Friends

admin — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:59:37 +0000

Megan Fox is staring in a new movie called “How To Lose Friends And Alienate People” which is going to rock and will be out in theaters on October 3rd. It looks like she’ll be either in a bra or a wet see-through top throughout the movie, which make this movie a must see in my book. If that didn’t rock enough, her next movie is going to be called “Whore” and she almost gets naked in Jennifer’s Brody so it looks like I’ll be able to get my Megan Fox fix for a long time cuming.

Audrina Patridge Does Boob Presses with Her Sister

admin — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 06:25:31 +0000

Audrina Patridge hosted a Bombay Sapphire event this weekend in a bikini with her super hot tattooed sister who sports real boobs. If it wasn’t for all those tats, her sister would be way hotter. Even though I think Audrina is freaking hot, I think her head should spend some time in a vice to make it more proportional to the rest of her body. Right now she kind of reminds me of one of those bobblehead dolls, although calling hers a booooblehead doll would be more appropriate.

Marisa Miller is Malibu Barbie

admin — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 05:55:05 +0000

Marisa Miller, one of the hottest chicks on the planet, was featured on the cover of the June/July issue of Malibu magazine. I didn’t post them before because they were low quality shots, however I got my grubby hands on these high quality shots and I think you’ll agree that it was worth the wait. If you don’t think these shots are freaking hot, then you’re probably gay and should head over to Perez "I’m a Douche" Hilton.com.

Heidi Montag Goes Down on Some Cake

admin — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:54:16 +0000

Heidi Montag celebrated her birthday at the Christian Audigier Nightclub in Las Vegas on Saturday. For some reason she looks very familiar with the position she’s holding for the cameras as she goes down on the cake. I guess that’s not the first time she’s been in the position, and definitely not the last. I’m surprised that the cake isn’t fake, which would more inline with her personality.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Hottie Again

admin — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:42:55 +0000

Jennifer Love Hewitt arrived at the 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in LA today without her fat suit on. Finally, the Jennifer Love Hewitt I fell in love with on Party of 5 is back. She has her killer body back, but unfortunately she didn’t bring out the twins to play. However, now you can actually look forward to seeing her in a bikini again, sans cellulite.

Heidi Montag and Operation Fake Boobs

admin — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:56:13 +0000

Heidi Montag attended the Operation Smile Gala yesterday showing off her rather large and in charge boobs. Yes, she’s still with Spencer “The Douche” Pratt. I do hope they get married, because they deserve each other. I can see both of them wearing "I’m with Stupid" t-shirts. If they’re lucky the IQ of both of them put together might add up to a ferret on stupid pills. I also heard that Heidi tried out for “Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader?” and was so bad that they told her to come back when they start the 1st Grader version.