Ventibate

Internet tough guys

Sat, 4 Jul 2009 04:37:05 EDT

I fucking hate all these "Internet badasses". Like all the idiots on youtube who talk shit and make threats to each other. Seriously, what the fuck? Does it really make a difference in their sad pathetic little lives? Wow, you can be tough on the Internet where no one (accept maybe a good hacker) can find you. I would really like to see the look on their faces if someone Jay and Silent Bob'd their asses.

Goodbye Palin you puke

Fri, 3 Jul 2009 19:54:15 EDT

Resigning, probably due to her legal problems, but she'll spin it as some mystery move, the sort a really savvy politician makes to show that they are players in the game of "Lets Play at being a Leader." Now she can just fade away. There will be no 2012 for her, regardless of what she is planning in her shit for a brain. She will be yesterdays news three months from now. The pin-headed few she represents are going to watch her political life shrivel up like a plum in the merciless sun. She represented a low in politics. Lower than W even. About as smart as W, but without the silver spoon. So good-bye you self righteous bitch. Let the nude pictures come out now so we can have a good last laugh.

Dental work

Fri, 3 Jul 2009 16:56:28 EDT

I have had this root canal ongoing for over 2 months! When the hell will my mouth finally work right and I won't have to hear dental drills anymore? I'm so sick of this!

Ventibate!

Fri, 3 Jul 2009 12:53:34 EDT

God forbid I misspell a word on here! Or leave out a comma, or period, because people on this website fuckin go apeshit! You can no longer vent on here without getting a rude ass remark from some mutherfucker that was probably picked on so the only way they feel better about themselves is to post mean comments anomymously. Most of the times, people do a quick vent and doucebags jump all on their case! Well its VENTIBATE you fuckin morons!!! People aren't going to put the whole goddamn story up here.. just a quick vent. So knock off the ridiculous comments when you don't know the whole story! You also can't mention sex without some lonely pervert commenting Suck Me or I'll fuck you or some other retarded bullshit. There are also too many vents from people talking about how some boy/girl is flirting with them but won't date them.. blah blah blah.. Which means that there are 15 year olds on here looking for advice. And that pisses me off too! So fuck all you retarded ass ventibators!!!!

No, we don't have Twilight

Fri, 3 Jul 2009 06:32:53 EDT

Okay library users, listen. Sssh. Listen. Twilight is OUT ON LOAN. Yes, every copy, no we don't have a hidden stash. It's a huge series, and there's a movie so yes, demand is high for that particular pile of dross. Do NOT refuse to believe me on the basis that I didn't look at the computer. I KNOW the book is out. I have been placing holds on it for people all year. I work here, I look at these things. ALSO, little diva darling, having a tanty because the evil bitch library lady won't go to someones home and wrestle the damn book out of their hands for you won't get you any where. You want to read it? Wait for it. Or buy it, it's like $7 at Target now. While you're here, feel free to ask me about actual vampire stories that aren't vomited out of a vapid moronic ideal that vampires are just sparkly guys who really just want to meet the right girl. Stop reading crap, and stop screaming at me because I can't give you that exact crap.

It's like kindergarten all over again!

Fri, 3 Jul 2009 02:29:45 EDT

My six yr old daughter has a very close friend in our neighborhood whose mom is a total snob. She really gets on my nerves when she ignores me and my attempts at nicety... Until she needs me to pick up her daughter from the school bus because she's over 75 miles away and "forgot" to make previous arrangements, or the time she lied about where she was when I was tending her kids... She said she was at the dentist but we saw her leaving the nail salon in pedicure slippers. I'm also mad at myself for letting her snobbery get under my skin. When will I ever stop seeking approval from the people that are too handicapped to give it?

I slept with someone i shouldnt have

Fri, 3 Jul 2009 00:39:58 EDT

OMG what did i do i slept with my sisters boyfriend now im freaking out cuz my brother found out this could destroy my life if everyone finds out.

Home Warranty

Thu, 2 Jul 2009 15:27:29 EDT

Don't buy a home warranty from Old Republic! They will screw you, I wish I'd checked the consumer affairs websites before I paid $450 for a warranty that's basically crap. And yes, I did read the fine print first, but there was no "exceptions that we make up so we don't pay you" clause.

What is the total cost of love

Thu, 2 Jul 2009 05:49:36 EDT

I giv up so much for this guy wen to uk to him givin up my cxc maths exam came back home with a back reputation due to my fren rumor my name as she didnt like us together not only that i had to giv up my dreams of studying since my reputation was destroyed as the pastor didnt wan to sign my reference as he was protecting his name even was gonna make my mother take a loan on her house to study close by jus to b near him all he is doing is tryin to mess up my life now i move on since he told me he dont love me now i chose to move on he is tellin peep we are married for 3 years n i give him STD plus posting on my facebook that i love fucking married man all of which is un true what is the total price for love??? as all i did was love them hmmmmmmmmmmm pressureeeeeeee

Am an Asshole.... Life is random a journey of wonder.... Part 2

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 22:06:06 EDT

Continuation of part one i came home from uk miss him loads email it n tell himhow i feel deep down that i love him his response was sorry he is in love with his wife n tryin all his best i said ok take things easy n deal with my prob as it is good to weigh the situation i weigh it n see that we good as jus fren and i should let go of tryin to make things work b4 i do anything i type to tell him i letting go he said ok kool now few days met someone they showing great interest sendin me msg etc... Jus making me feel love after giving out so much we both decided to give the relationship a try now the guy in uk found out about us as he saw my status was change from single to in a relationship he call me being angry asking me y however he wen on my FACEBOOK delete all my pictures my friends change my status to LOVE FUNKING MARRIED MAN n lot of other stuff well he wen and talk with the guy who i am start talking to on facebook and tell him that I AM MARRIED TO HIM FOR 3 YEARS NOW N I HAD GIVE HIM A SEXUAL DISEASE HE WEN INTO MY MESSAGE AND SAW THAT I HAD DELETED THE MY DATING SITE DUE TO THAT I HAVE MET SOMEONE AS IT IS FAIR I STOP LOOKING AND GOIN TO TRY MY BEST WITH THIS PERSON. HE WEN AND REACTIVATE MY ACCOUNT AND CHANGE MY PASSWORD SO I HAVE NO ACCESS TO IT SO GOD KNOWS WHAT IS GOIN ON THERE the thing that is bothering me most is that he told me over n over again that he dont love me and more than once he told me to find a lady for him i try help him in whatever way he can as i do love him with all my heart i try support him where ever needed while visited him i told him to let me stay a month longer he said no anyway i am wondering y peep can b so wicket and dont give a shit about other peep as y he would go to that extreme i give up doin my cxc maths exam for him i give up my dignity some what in that i normally goes to church n preach on the pulpit etc yes i know it a shame when came back home i was in a mess in that my so call best fren rumor my name that i wen to uk to a married man n all he did was sex me n post me back home n he pregnant me n i get rib of the child etc.... Yes i was pregnant n i terminate the child PLUS Y WOULD HE SAY THAT I AM MARRIED WHICH I AM NOT anyway i am wondering y in heaven he would write up my status on facebook that i love fucking married man as he know my reputation is at stake etc also before i go to the uk i took a rapid hiv test... N STI n a VDRL test i show him proof of it all he never shown me no prove but i believe it as i love him which is madness so after all y would he b tellin peep that i giv him sexually disease AND try make my life miserable after he already told me that he dont love me ..... N now i am gettin love he doin stuff to affect it i support them all the way now for there support i cant get it is them a friend i wonder.... Hmm y he is doing those thing then tryin to turn things on me as if i am d bad one WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM ME,,,,,,,,,, FEEL LIKE SCREAMING SHED ALOT OF TEARS THINK IT IS TIME TO DRY IT ALL UP brain say one thing and the heart say another i love him yes but my mother always say be with those who love u whew think that enough for one night

Am an ass hole............... Life is random a journey of random ..... Part 1

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 21:33:05 EDT

Ventibate it as they say than to quarrel as 2 cant make a wrong they say... Rite? was friend with a married guy who was having marital problem.... As i friend decided to be there... During the process i must said we end up into sexual intercourse n i felt in love with him nind you that didnt interfer with his marriage,,,, jus was being there as a comforter am from the caribbean he visited me then we both decided to try n see what will happen if i come to visit him in the uk i did... With all hope when was there ... He was lovely.... I must say.. But i know that he love his wife so after a month he decided that i should go because he want his wife to return while back home his daughter contacted me calling me slut... Bitch... Ugly as her shit.... Third world country..... Her father just used me for sex... Etc and lots more.... well i hav to b fair it have to b a reason y this is said well i eventually told her dad stuff in aid of protecting her.... In the long run after return home her dad wen n told her i said stuff of her.... Hmm everyday i wonder y he would do such a thing... As i was just trying to protect his daughter n since he the father told him as dont wan nothing happen to the girl kill a long story he destroy our friendship by goin n tell her i told him stuff and common sense every one will know that it wil destroy the friendship as she wil feel i back stab her up to this day i wonder y READ PATH 2....

Goodbye Norm Coleman

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 11:36:01 EDT

Goodbye you fucking scumbag George Bush toady boy. You thought you were on the golden highway to perpetual re-election with your new teeth and wierd personal family life. Sorry sucker, now you'll be a cast out because you were a traitor to your old party and have become a Captian Dunsell with your new party. No doubt a lucrative ass kissing job awaits. So we won't worry about you eating enough and being warm in the winter, unlike many of your constituents. And wasting all those millions on your vanity! Imagine if Al Gore had done what you did! Oh yeah, he would have won, because he was the winner. You are a loser Norm, now go away and be that loser and spend your own money for a change.

I hate the way your acting

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 04:47:11 EDT

Omg my husband is being such a fucking ass. he is in a bad mood because he is sleepy and hes taking it out on me over the tiniest shit too. like i asked him how much gas do you think you need for 2 weeks he says $40 so i go put $20 in the gas tank now figureing one of us would put the other $20 in latter next week. well when we get home he all of a sudden says that he told me to put $40 in the tank which he never said. he just said he would need $40 for 2 weeks. and now hes bitching at me asking me what i am writing. I first all i heard was mombling so i thought he was talking to the cats. then he says fine dont answer me. i said something on a web site. then he repetes him sefl i said its a web site about venting so ppl dont explode. he said whatever. i love the man with all my heart but sometimes when he gets like this i just want to shake the sence back into him. why cant he just be his noraml self all the time. why does he have to turn into ass whole husband everytime hes in a bad mood and then everything becomes my fault. i hate when he asks this way.

I am not a booty call

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:26:08 EDT

I hate that the fact that my ex boyfriend calls me only when he wants to have sex with me or wants me to go visit him in a town almost 2hrs away.. And when i call or text him, he doesnt reply back... Wtf?!?! he called almost 2 minutes ago and i'm standing up for myself, i ignored his call!

Aggrevating woman! (long)

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 21:37:38 EDT

So, some background, I'm still in my teens working at a crappy minimum wage job. My dad just temporarily moved out of state and his wife is holding down the fort, badly. I live with my mom. So things have been getting more and more tense at my Dad's. I think things have been rough for a while, but they didn't want to burden the kids... About a year ago the villiage gossip asked me if it was true that my dad's house was going up on auction. She gave me a site to look it up and there was the house! I was scared and asked my dad about it and he said it was a mistake. Now, the house is definatly up for auction, it'll be sold later next month. The little wifey and my younger siblings will have no where to go. Step mom is apartment hunting and, of course, has zero credit. So, earlier on, about the beginning of May, I loaned her a couple hundred dollars, and also bought some groceries, just until my dad settled in at his new job out of state. Then I loaned them the money for my dad to fly out for my sister's graduation. Long story short, because I was careful and frugle this year, even making minimum wage I saved a couple thousand dollars. They took about a thousand from me. So she finds the perfect apartment, and is just two hundred dollars short of the deposit and first month's rent. Insert eye roll here as both dad and step mom work, dad's in a lucretive field and they both should be able to make the deposit without batting an eye I could and I'm not even twenty yet! Of course if they were any great shakes at finances they wouldn't be losing the house... She hems and haws and doesn't ge the apartment. she's now panicked about where they're going to live. I set aside my time after work today to help sort out the house I haven't lived in for two years. I worked seven hours, this morning having worked seven the night before and not getting home from work til midnight and going in at eight today. I'm dead on my feet. She wants to take a nap, would I please reschedual helping her clean her house to my day off tomorrow, rather than do any of the things that I need done, like, I don't know, cleaning the room I actually sleep in? On top of that whole mess, my grandmother is in hospice and I'll have to talk to my boss about funeral leave and my aunt's cancer came back.

Friggin cold sores!

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:09:42 EDT

God damn you cold sores! I've had you since before I've kissed a girl. I thought I beat you but now you've popped up on my lips twice in the past three months. And you left a fucking scar the last time. Now I have a herpes scar on my lip! Fuck this viral disease, there's no cure, but there's a huge stigma. I'm always freaking out that one will pop up when I'm mackin with a honey. I have to take sexual precaustions and inform my partners. What the fuck! People can go out and get the clap and get it treated. But I've just been getting this damn STD as a child. Stop the stigma! Bring on the Cure! Go away you motherfucking cold sores forever! Go away cold sore scar, I haven't dated in two months because of the scar!

This is what she put on Facebook to other men and shes my wife of 2 years

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 07:29:43 EDT

This is to man No 1: good morning my sweetness. thanks for that session of intimacy we had last night in our dream lol well thats all we can do for now lo i dont care u dont care about me if u no the story about her an carter an still. any way i cool now i really god wen it comes to her amn as for u the only thing i enjoy being wid u was the sex other than that being wid u brought me pain. Man no 2 November 2008 at 6:26pm I HATE U FOR WAT YOU'VE PUT ME THROUGH U JUST USED ME TO HAVE SEX CAUSE YOUR GIRL COULDNT FOCK GOOD ENOUGH I HAD FEELINGS FOR U I WOULD OF GIVEN UP EVERY THING TO STAYWID U BUT U HAD TO HURT ME JOIN THE CLUB ID NEVER CALL U AGAIN babes i miss u so much. i think of u almost every sec i no i messed up big time but im sorry i should of given space to make u want me but i didnt baby i will always remember an appreciate wat we had we had some fun please dont be a stranger u can still call me like u use to email me an we can still chat Man No 3 the love i felt for u i was coming home next week so i can be by your every step of hte way. Find a way out of no way to help u, but it looks like because i didnt have the money u needed at the time i lost my friend my lover the one whos ring im wearing proudly. let me no if its over or if u still need me. love dont hurt me please. wat ddo u think we should do about our relationship im wearing your ring stiill tell me if im waisting my time Get ur huz credit card an max it out im working on that trust me is not like im not trying to get things from him but i have to have sex wid my huz an do all sorts for him to give me wen i ask for tings. an i f your not in my shoe u wouldnt no. I want u thats wat make me happy i no u dont have no money or house or things that willl make us comfortable but still. i feel so bad that i cant help u out. if u only knew wat im going through u might just might understand. babe i miss u an if i had it i would of just given it to u, an u no that. i love u an if it means i keep away untill u feel u miss me so be it. i would of done anything to be wid u. im a fone call away wen your ready for me im here

Kewl

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:05:08 EDT

NO! It's not "kewl"! Only fucking twelve year olds type "kewl." You are not twelve, you're 21. Type "cool" like someone your own fucking age.

Compromise

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:45:59 EDT

Stop being such a fucktard about everything. your idea of compromise is everyone agreeing with you and you don't listen when others talk and you just bitch and moan all day. GO FUCK YOURSELF. you have no fucking clue what's going on, do you?

WTF?? Enough MJ

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:33:28 EDT

He was a child molesting freak, quite paying tribute to him like he was a saint!!! Is this what is going to happen when OJ dies?? The media will forget he is a murderer??? Enough!!!

Relationships are poitless

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:31:59 EDT

Relationships are poitless you got a boy/girlfreind you go out with them you dont like him you get dumped or you dump them if you do like him you go out some more and if you dont break up you get married and then what. realy its all just boring work to get a person to like you then 85% of the time you get your heart broken for what to do that same shit all over agen. but then agen if you stay by your self then you feel empty so eater way you end out with a broken heart and bord as crap.

I hate being a girl

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:20:01 EDT

I started my period a fe moths ago but im to afrade to tell any one i saw how my mom treaded my sister and i cant baer that. its like they are waiting on me to start and have an ocweird talk that i have heard a millon times. i have been keeping is a secret for a long time and i know i have to confess sooner or later. i wish this i was never born a girl. well just had to get that off my chest and now i feel a lot better but i still have much more to confess aout

God

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:00:56 EDT

I dont know if god is real. i mean there is the bible but you cant belive verything you read. there are nonfiction books. the bible says that we where created by god and god was just alwase there and that nothing created god. but what if all that is fake and that nothing created us we are just the same people just in diffrent bodys each time we die. It would make a lot of sence and that would explain why people have dreams of people they never met. they did meet them but in a past life. it would also explain why some people have spycick abilitys. but what if that is rong what if god is real. in the bible it says if you dont belive in god then you will go to hell. i dont want to go to hell if god is real. i dont know what to belive in. its driving me nuts. besides there are other religond to think about. its so confusing. well i got that off my chest. oh, sorry for th spelling.

MJ

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:43:33 EDT

Everyone on facebook is posting about how fantastic Michael Jackson is and how he will be missed. These are the same people who thought he was a child molester and were totally against him. Now that he's dead he's the "king of pop" an "amazing man" STOP PRETENDING YOU CARE!

CEOs don't have blogs or facebooks? You're kidding!

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:49:40 EDT

I read an article today about how fortune 100 CEOs don't spend time on social networking sites. The journalist was like, "Even though the number of hours spent on social networking sites has increased dramatically, the CEOs still seem disconnected or disinterested." HMMMM I wonder why they are all successful CEOs who don't waste their time : D It's not a fucking coincidence that none of them waste their time doing that shit... Moron.