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ALIEN SWARM: FREE ON STEAM.

your boyfriend — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:09:28 +0000

Available free of charge, the game thrusts players into an epic bug hunt featuring a unique blend of co-op play and squad-level tactics. With your friends, form a squad of four distinct IAF Marine classes. Plan your attack using an unlockable arsenal of weapons with countless loadout configurations against a wide variety of aliens. Blaze your way through an overrun, off-world colony, eradicating the alien infestation in environments ranging from the icy planet's surface, to a subterranean lava-flooded mining facility.

How To Destroy Angels — FREE EP

libby — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 14:41:30 +0000

Trent Reznor, veritable rock god and lead singer of Nine Inch Nails, is back with an up and coming band: How To Destroy Angels. In this trio, he teams up with his wife (lead singer), and Atticus Ross (a producer who has worked extensively with NIN) to form a bitchin combination of style. And to top it all off, their new 6-track EP is available for FREE download from their website. It’s definitely ...

Trippin’ Rainbows

libby — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 00:20:22 +0000

There are few things that are more beautiful than rainbows when you’re tripping balls, but how could one ever express such a feeling? I think we have a winner:Just as a side note too, this video went from 2,000 views when I first saw it yesterday, to almost 800,000 today. :D Check out his other videos for some more goofy ass shit. Related Articles: Federation of Asshole Gamers — HOW I DID ...

The funniest blog you will ever read.

libby — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 21:52:40 +0000

So, we all have those friends that we like to keep around for their eccentricities. There’s always the girl is just a little too quirky, or the guy who forgot to take his Riddilin and just makes a total ass of himself. Shit, why not? It’s funny as hell! Wait, what? You don’t know what I’m talking about? Don’t have a friend of your own who’s slightly off their rocker? No ...

ninjavideo shutdown. alternatives?

your boyfriend — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 10:49:14 +0000

if you haven't heard, quite possibly the best and most reliable divx streaming site -- ninjavideo.net -- was taken down by the feds. so what does this mean for everyone who depended on ninjavideo for their tv and movie fix?the important question is... if ninjavideo doesn't come back, what are the alternatives? is there another place to get all those high quality divx streams?

the vexed girls of the world cup gallery

your boyfriend — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 05:55:46 +0000

earlier, we did why we were sad that italy got knocked out so early… and in all fairness, other countries also have some impeccable looking women. here’s a tribute to the 2010 world cup and why football is known as ‘the beautiful game’. Related Articles: the worst part about italy getting knocked out of the world cup… the vexed cosplay gallery: when hot girls geek out. ironic and funny picture gallery mass effect 2 ...

greatest scene from twilight: eclipse.

your boyfriend — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 05:01:45 +0000

... why are you so upset?

Federation of Asshole Gamers — HOW I DID YOUR SISTER.

your boyfriend — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 11:24:26 +0000

shit talking 12 year old gets destroyed. hilarious.check their youtube page for more videos like this: http://www.youtube.com/user/HALOAHOLES

the worst part about italy getting knocked out of the world cup…

your boyfriend — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 02:41:56 +0000

… no more fans. Related Articles: The funniest blog you will ever read. So that’s why they call it “the good old days”! Happy Valetine’s Day! mini golf for my first post… greatest scene from twilight: eclipse.Tags: girls, hot fans, italy, world cup

the vexed guide to religious warfare

your boyfriend — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 01:19:25 +0000

like anal sex, killing other people has been like an unquenchable thirst, or a highly addictive drug. murder is timeless and prevelant in modern day society spanning the whole world, fromalbania to zimbabwe. high school intellects from all over the western world that have nothing better to do than make unfounded super-generalative[1] claims have postulated time and time again religion is the number one killer throughout history[2]. although there are limitless examples that can support this theory, it is generally debunked thoroughly in the people-who-know-stuff community.

Girls Love Shoes — Bad Girl

courtney (iink.bot) — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 16:57:50 +0000

She’s got a twinkle in both eyes She’s calculating your demise She covers up her lies with lies

Beatport: the antithesis of iTunes

libby — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:24:10 +0000

So, I’m not the biggest fan of paying for shit. Be it movies, music, or programs, I usually just torrent the bjesus out of anything that piques my interest. I spend countless hours a week finding the best rips of the newest leaks, and pride myself on my download ratio. I laugh in the face of iTunes users, snort at record shops, and produce some hearty guffaws at people who ...

the vexed guide to bullshit — part three

your boyfriend — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 09:53:56 +0000

NEW YORK CITY. aside from prostitutes, gangsters, bad rap, and a couple late night talk shows, what the fuck has new york done exactly for the world?

in honour of amanda bynes.

your boyfriend — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 21:58:13 +0000

TRAGIC NEWS: AT THE TENDER AGE OF 24, AMANDA BYNES IS RETIRING FROM ACTING. as my favourite of the jailbait supercutie starlets whom we all waited in anticipation to turn legal (re: lindsay lohan, hilary duff, etc), THIS IS A VERY SAD DAY. so, in honour of her HISTORIC CAREER THAT HAS CHANGED HOLLYWOOD FOREVER, i present to you… AMANDA, AT HER BEST:Related Articles: So that’s why they call it “the ...

the vexed guide to bullshit — part two

your boyfriend — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 19:56:32 +0000

7. OVERWEIGHT MALE FEMINISM. this is a term that i'm sure that's brought up before, but i'd like to mention it myself. before and during the american invasion of afghanistan, the world's most powerful lobby group -- overweight white males -- took the charge in the fight for women's rights.

the history of humanity and our continuing survival, according to vexed.ca

your boyfriend — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 07:01:52 +0000

before the matrix, when human beings were all free to do whatever they liked, there was this dude named god who basically controlled the world. he was the guy to create the first people ever, but they were fucked up and they pissed him off. he was like ‘get the fuck out of my house’ and cast a spell on them so that whenever new humans were made, the mom’s ...

artist profile: LIGHTS

emily — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 23:42:28 +0000

ARTIST: LIGHTS (aka Valerie Poxleitner) GENRE: electro-pop WWW: http://www.iamlights.com TRACK: 04 The Listening

Eminem — Recovery; a review of some crazy shit.

libby — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 23:19:33 +0000

Eminem's new album is about to stab you with a fucking knife, rip your heart out, and leave you begging for more.

song of the night: enjoy the moment

libby — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 22:23:59 +0000

The chillest track you've heard since Enya.

the vexed guide to bullshit — part one.

your boyfriend — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 22:15:07 +0000

1. DEMOCRACY/FREEDOM. these two bloated piece of shit concepts were invented by fat white men in togas while they fucked each other up the ass 3000 years ago. the tradition has been carried on by the same types of people, except their togas have been replaced with suits. democracy ensures that the lowest common denominator in any group has the chance to fuck us up. we’re not all screwed up, ...