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От екипа на VICOLOGIA.com.noreply@blogger.com (ian)Mon, 26 Jan 2026 23:57:49 +0200Blogger http://www.blogger.com861125http://www.vicologia.com/en-ushttp://www.vicologia.com/2017/06/studentka-v-sofia.htmlСтудентскиnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Thu, 8 Jun 2017 14:05:00 +0300tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-8207214866452806403<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNB7u2jtl6OMe30kK-yddsNafpWltxtPeSkVZ-ZV0znoDcINRHFewRNfUbTfLPlhCviQXU6z95XzaV_hgGva15wTkdcdC5XByk0TiGxZnxUkjqICF3jnQ29MXjTpcelrqB9SV1A7hz6pAU/s1600/doene-na-kravi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="750" data-original-width="750" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNB7u2jtl6OMe30kK-yddsNafpWltxtPeSkVZ-ZV0znoDcINRHFewRNfUbTfLPlhCviQXU6z95XzaV_hgGva15wTkdcdC5XByk0TiGxZnxUkjqICF3jnQ29MXjTpcelrqB9SV1A7hz6pAU/s320/doene-na-kravi.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <h4> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> Бабата започна да подозира, че внучката в София надали работи като учителка, след като издои кравата за минута и половина...</div> </h4> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2017/05/religiozni-prichini.htmlВИЦ НА ДЕНЯЧерен Хуморnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Thu, 18 May 2017 16:09:00 +0300tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-1188452209372946700<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVqxFf5v-_GFPHkcXp8L9PKxrQdJwfzkvDWpeShskZkPuHn9M_CED_2U9Vht_p6jWP-ckWvnSIYHaJfU8PG8FNNeyZh8SA9Xfedflyr4jYjyKgyWhNs2hQDI_eJg4c3StRGIh7MniIS1LQ/s1600/pop-pushka.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="196" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVqxFf5v-_GFPHkcXp8L9PKxrQdJwfzkvDWpeShskZkPuHn9M_CED_2U9Vht_p6jWP-ckWvnSIYHaJfU8PG8FNNeyZh8SA9Xfedflyr4jYjyKgyWhNs2hQDI_eJg4c3StRGIh7MniIS1LQ/s320/pop-pushka.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <br /> <h3 style="text-align: center;"> Те скъсаха по религиозни причини. Тя вярвала, че той има пари, а той нямал...</h3> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2017/03/mlado-momiche-spira-vrachanin.htmlXXLnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Wed, 29 Mar 2017 12:22:00 +0300tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-7849232762869245274<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghm-c7X0xOzZuqWNRI6wwn8Y2VNlgif_oaMpJJ-GGcShlGkpj0Cut8TxhzvmkwzKwGvFoKXVoG94025HWmO0JYnRvf2H-A-D1G7aTzaGrIASTmNXXQCtlmOyRXsLB2JQoIyHTwrewaH8sh/s1600/Vratsa.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghm-c7X0xOzZuqWNRI6wwn8Y2VNlgif_oaMpJJ-GGcShlGkpj0Cut8TxhzvmkwzKwGvFoKXVoG94025HWmO0JYnRvf2H-A-D1G7aTzaGrIASTmNXXQCtlmOyRXsLB2JQoIyHTwrewaH8sh/s320/Vratsa.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <br /> Младо момиче спира на улицата врачанин и го пита :<br /> - Извинете, как да стигна до родилния дом ?<br /> Оня се замислил , почесал се по врата и казал :<br /> - Епааа требе си ебанье !!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; 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/* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2015/11/sport-i-zabavlenie.htmlПрофесионалниnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Thu, 26 Nov 2015 17:36:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-5465283614764417066<g:plusone></g:plusone> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXXURXLWFvGfEWkM8J14UcnksZJNwr6l1DoCr7li_czatEYUgEbjj7XnfKMIvfNWIfe3HSzVw8p41mb_ww_yRwqbqCgEjN41FZdqriNH-Zn0H0DrkwwuItMYRqTyLaR_ysVRi1n2rTGV7T/s1600/sport.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="156" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXXURXLWFvGfEWkM8J14UcnksZJNwr6l1DoCr7li_czatEYUgEbjj7XnfKMIvfNWIfe3HSzVw8p41mb_ww_yRwqbqCgEjN41FZdqriNH-Zn0H0DrkwwuItMYRqTyLaR_ysVRi1n2rTGV7T/s320/sport.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> Приятели, признавам си чистосърдечно, доскоро водех много активен начин на живот- то не беше тенис, футбол, билярд играех, занимавах се с шахмат, с табла, участвах в автомобилни състезания... Уви всичко приключи, откак ми се скапа PC-то.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2015/07/kama-sutra-oznachava-borba.htmlXXLnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Tue, 21 Jul 2015 14:58:00 +0300tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-3344800639531593076<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXi5IBqUYvp6x1cYCKN9v98gy9ViFNvFg_pmSb4sECSVyxfcbf57BHUpVRjyyxL-S1L8AykZ4gkfsho5HKXpjl8dzSM8lF3cAhUqHopNBn6PHCLzR09dc_QWkQIvJP3g5fNUIYYbnE9abS/s1600/kama-sutra.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXi5IBqUYvp6x1cYCKN9v98gy9ViFNvFg_pmSb4sECSVyxfcbf57BHUpVRjyyxL-S1L8AykZ4gkfsho5HKXpjl8dzSM8lF3cAhUqHopNBn6PHCLzR09dc_QWkQIvJP3g5fNUIYYbnE9abS/s200/kama-sutra.jpg" width="175" /></a></div> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Кама Сутра преди години е била учебник по борба и бойни изкуства.&nbsp;Ама някакви простаци - ученици от Перник нарисували пишки и пу...ки, така се получило ката познатото ни днешното издание на книгата.</span></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2015/04/razgovori-na-visoko-ravnishte.htmlЧерен Хуморnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Sun, 5 Apr 2015 00:25:00 +0300tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-2853520847699001375<g:plusone></g:plusone> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-Xgl3QOD5_cqYpuFyYLwvZnDqcByBIZ1Z3FiKdvi6eQRLHAomKzks2ZkCn4W1w1qHCDBDMNuzyO8m4WxGmOJVtgzGjIBEfA9D_c8_zmh5KkQbEovhWEgRjsPYpMbmvLAtIH3sne5DX_C7/s1600/razgovori.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-Xgl3QOD5_cqYpuFyYLwvZnDqcByBIZ1Z3FiKdvi6eQRLHAomKzks2ZkCn4W1w1qHCDBDMNuzyO8m4WxGmOJVtgzGjIBEfA9D_c8_zmh5KkQbEovhWEgRjsPYpMbmvLAtIH3sne5DX_C7/s1600/razgovori.jpg" /></a></div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Жена към мъжа си:&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">- Звучиш като пълен идиот!&nbsp;</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, 'lucida grande', sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">- Говоря така, че и ти да разбереш...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2015/03/jenata-prigotvila-salatata.htmlПиянскиnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Sat, 14 Mar 2015 08:27:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-1353572143226095269<g:plusone></g:plusone> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6SHrbttrZRhoshRtXwf343xM6_1odXe3t6mOI0ppjobiBZdVUQ6l4Vx0ZjQXwSF5KxeBfWWXBWoCiOPYVT5023u0T8SuDOizejKgcpIMyWmpkDVftR6JsnWTO8n1n1gYnJyBNQnIj1eM9/s1600/salad-mom.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6SHrbttrZRhoshRtXwf343xM6_1odXe3t6mOI0ppjobiBZdVUQ6l4Vx0ZjQXwSF5KxeBfWWXBWoCiOPYVT5023u0T8SuDOizejKgcpIMyWmpkDVftR6JsnWTO8n1n1gYnJyBNQnIj1eM9/s1600/salad-mom.jpg" height="133" width="200" /></a></div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Вечер. Жената приготвила салатата, пръжнала кюфтенца, картофки и чака мъжа си от работа. Осем-няма го, девет-няма го, 10-ей го! Чука на вратата.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">- Марчее, отвори, миличка.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">- Няма!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Чук-чук-чук</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">- Марчеее, отвори, милооо!</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><br />- Няма!<br />Чук-чук-чук<br />- Милоо, ако знаеш само с какво чукам…!<br />- Офф, айде влизай. Покажи да видя!<br />- Бутилка гроздоваааа..!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2015/02/pregled-na-pe4ata.htmlЧерен Хуморnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Fri, 27 Feb 2015 00:53:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-3334914161875003947<g:plusone></g:plusone> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8XLF0MoaGCK2YizMrw1GprciUe2jcAYTTvJeGHlUmpWkjR_B910GhiXgMVY7dBI9UXusA6f2fo1kC4TufstJAF-upl0oFLgdpQmwByvlJl9A3Q7PfbkPD4HYqa8SgexvXT49Fe_vVs2QN/s1600/Press-a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8XLF0MoaGCK2YizMrw1GprciUe2jcAYTTvJeGHlUmpWkjR_B910GhiXgMVY7dBI9UXusA6f2fo1kC4TufstJAF-upl0oFLgdpQmwByvlJl9A3Q7PfbkPD4HYqa8SgexvXT49Fe_vVs2QN/s1600/Press-a.jpg" height="104" width="200" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: right;"> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: right;"> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">"Неизвестен луд мъж е напръскал пари с отрова и ги дарил на дом за деца. Загинали са 10 депутати, двама кметове и един министър. Децата не са пострадали."</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2015/02/razmisli-i-strasti.htmlПиянскиnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Thu, 19 Feb 2015 00:30:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-7467022997487361656<g:plusone></g:plusone> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtA-KiqNslGPHY-2agnwK6rYIlEpabVkoh44ye-QnciT7lj8b_eh6N__asb9Cfv_EPd4O2CAEaNrAC15qhkEnBEYC-qEnJ1DTxRnmOmNy66f6xHw4PYmWTQifWElgjTWoc3Xh9PPiEEptF/s1600/rakiq.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtA-KiqNslGPHY-2agnwK6rYIlEpabVkoh44ye-QnciT7lj8b_eh6N__asb9Cfv_EPd4O2CAEaNrAC15qhkEnBEYC-qEnJ1DTxRnmOmNy66f6xHw4PYmWTQifWElgjTWoc3Xh9PPiEEptF/s1600/rakiq.jpg" height="133" width="200" /></a></div> Той:&nbsp;<div> - Снощи си легнах с усмивка!&nbsp;</div> <div> Тя:&nbsp;</div> <div> - Защото си мислеше за мене ли?&nbsp;</div> <div> Той:&nbsp;</div> <div> - Не, татко ще вари ракия!<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2015/02/skupi-priqteli.htmlДругиnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Sun, 8 Feb 2015 15:10:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-5282226471782949331<g:plusone></g:plusone> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHrSjGS1s9WFPH9wiihnbU36B_fOccfA49he7ydAfAu3H_CPtKLYhZQ-vIwwLWP4RFfg2g_SkQRbWL7KcaQwGZjnKdm1GhgL-ZcmSLoiqY6Vti0xAK5WfASZHlBaMT9nbIdlzBY9lVmsdY/s1600/jason-statham.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHrSjGS1s9WFPH9wiihnbU36B_fOccfA49he7ydAfAu3H_CPtKLYhZQ-vIwwLWP4RFfg2g_SkQRbWL7KcaQwGZjnKdm1GhgL-ZcmSLoiqY6Vti0xAK5WfASZHlBaMT9nbIdlzBY9lVmsdY/s1600/jason-statham.jpeg" height="150" width="200" /></span></a></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Приятели нека и аз да споделя впечатленията си от ЮберАллес-а:&nbsp;</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">поръчвам си аз кола и пристига черно&nbsp;Ауди S8, W12. Отварям вратата и гледам Jason Statham и ми вика:</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>Rule Number 1:</b> "Once the deal is made, it is final",&nbsp;</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>Rule Number 2:</b> "No names", and&nbsp;</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>Rule Number 3:</b> "Never open the package.&nbsp;</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Аз бързо го прекъсвам и му казвам:&nbsp;</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Пич карай към студентски град, че дискотеките затвориха.</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Потегляме и за да разчупя леда го питам:</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Брат не ти ли харчи много, къде ти излиза сметката с тоя&nbsp;&nbsp;ЮберАллес?&nbsp;</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Той самодоволно ми отговаря:&nbsp;</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Споко бе сложил съм и газова ....</span></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2015/01/razhodka-v-gorata.htmlДругиnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Tue, 13 Jan 2015 00:11:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-7260669944536817430<g:plusone></g:plusone> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPzY_KEjJDsJj2VkxJDkgLwzPUtUCaXVGkOeAbIY_SNnBxFSCFhqnH8ZlpsKgcQKXOCI0Mmz247yreq7fJOFwviiBhU73vBgSGjgjO8tE0z8V2LxalTYZ6OFQ_eVEcnv_8_M2q8MhKqMLl/s1600/kosmata-ruka.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPzY_KEjJDsJj2VkxJDkgLwzPUtUCaXVGkOeAbIY_SNnBxFSCFhqnH8ZlpsKgcQKXOCI0Mmz247yreq7fJOFwviiBhU73vBgSGjgjO8tE0z8V2LxalTYZ6OFQ_eVEcnv_8_M2q8MhKqMLl/s1600/kosmata-ruka.png" height="200" width="200" /></a></div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Разхождах се в гората... рукна дъжд, изви се вятър, падна нощ! Замръзвам целият... Гледам - паркиран автомобил, приближавам се и надничам през прозореца - няма никого. Пробвам вратата - отключена! Влизам и сядам. Изведнъж колата тръгва! Аз съм в шок!!! Колата върви, аз седя отзад, зад волана няма никой! Отнякъде се показва космата ръка - навива волана и изчезва! Чак космите на задника ми настръхват! Показва се някакво село, ето ги и първите къщи... Тук колата спира, някакъв мъж поглежда вътре и казва:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">- Ти какво правиш тука, бе?!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">- Ами, возя се...</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">- Баси мамата! Аз тука бутам, а той ми се вози!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2014/12/blog-post.htmlДругиnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Tue, 30 Dec 2014 15:11:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-7500785483523350583<g:plusone></g:plusone> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjU40uKNOLhQxnkvFGoSmsJCHAElcuJzL0-AyxoJtWM62tkE5qYFpToDhj0gH9kMo_hiu6ahveVfE7f0_XMLWC7vZ4049iNib8vT6BY6TOXhm_aj2t9V_a62uSgsbb3Li1JMYNmzQuFEtEb/s1600/hapcheta.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjU40uKNOLhQxnkvFGoSmsJCHAElcuJzL0-AyxoJtWM62tkE5qYFpToDhj0gH9kMo_hiu6ahveVfE7f0_XMLWC7vZ4049iNib8vT6BY6TOXhm_aj2t9V_a62uSgsbb3Li1JMYNmzQuFEtEb/s1600/hapcheta.jpg" height="133" width="200" /></a></div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">- Бабо, виждала ли си ми хапчетата, пише ЕКСТАЗИ на тях?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">- Абе е*ала съм ти хапчетата, ТИ ВИДЯ ЛИ ДРАКОНА В КОРИДОРА?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2014/12/eva-ili-stanka-tova-e-vuprosa.htmlXXLnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Thu, 11 Dec 2014 05:04:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-656929637932021389<g:plusone></g:plusone> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvce7AzJ8_UtLO5JQqqn0ez47WETRuiqqAbET8dGnZFpdnxNCT9l_u31O425fevCjM1jJYiSPkCpTjV5yLgx5UtxilaJHJzXO8aPHlQr_uCxwynRZNJRgQ29dcnnX7EZHhBgSH9KMW7b6O/s1600/ford-vs-peugeot.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvce7AzJ8_UtLO5JQqqn0ez47WETRuiqqAbET8dGnZFpdnxNCT9l_u31O425fevCjM1jJYiSPkCpTjV5yLgx5UtxilaJHJzXO8aPHlQr_uCxwynRZNJRgQ29dcnnX7EZHhBgSH9KMW7b6O/s1600/ford-vs-peugeot.jpg" height="112" width="200" /></a></div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">- Що ми викаш Ева, аз съм Станка!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">- Щото си ми първата, мила.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">- Ти кат си ми 307-ият, аз Пежо ли да ти викам?!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2014/08/priqtelski-spor.htmlЖивотниnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Sun, 24 Aug 2014 02:58:00 +0300tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-7440297034068978598<g:plusone></g:plusone> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgriqN_uc_iyQ1j5qfpFOiPZA37xw6qq8KE7XNXl0QDh1Dcz69Gqu-S4LIth_D1WzUq4_rcsggIOK4wjSJsHVR250vJDbmmapqrbrJwqoj_RUusxRe_ODSggPgwlh8kZsAP_hmZEfLdhLJx/s1600/kosmi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgriqN_uc_iyQ1j5qfpFOiPZA37xw6qq8KE7XNXl0QDh1Dcz69Gqu-S4LIth_D1WzUq4_rcsggIOK4wjSJsHVR250vJDbmmapqrbrJwqoj_RUusxRe_ODSggPgwlh8kZsAP_hmZEfLdhLJx/s1600/kosmi.jpg" height="150" width="200" /></a></div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">Андрей и Павката си говорят:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">- Павка, лицемерно е с толкова косми по гърба да мразиш животните!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2014/08/zubni-nevoli.htmlЧерен Хуморnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Sun, 24 Aug 2014 02:54:00 +0300tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-3166910568902268421<g:plusone></g:plusone> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM-288eq1qTL_8KmCj-edsxTKbl5_g8vvQ0PFVPwsq6SXdSS0-pPZP7nVKfYvQeHO5rCVwZNiGtK1TdGAYg1VNh53PAwEBdGWLWX0R2zDsfPNDpHogzKH7aY9uIk4DTXZ9IKYkDmJ738hc/s1600/tooth-decay.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM-288eq1qTL_8KmCj-edsxTKbl5_g8vvQ0PFVPwsq6SXdSS0-pPZP7nVKfYvQeHO5rCVwZNiGtK1TdGAYg1VNh53PAwEBdGWLWX0R2zDsfPNDpHogzKH7aY9uIk4DTXZ9IKYkDmJ738hc/s1600/tooth-decay.jpg" height="200" width="191" /></a></div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;"><br /></span> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">- Скъпи, недей да нервничиш! Нервните клетки не се възстановяват!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">- Скъпа, не остроумничи! Зъбите също!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2014/06/shofior-na-tir.htmlЧерен Хуморnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Mon, 16 Jun 2014 15:20:00 +0300tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-1406600702329534403<g:plusone></g:plusone> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiFhrO5_9Z9RZSxHKgHa38mn5WqQ0kehbmm152dxBtbgtarCBhRFHMGEB7HVt5QTyhXH2itl_Wa6bpNhidgJftPRFyZjfT7kDspIxtKELQyLbtp1F0GOVxEB7cZdbLunRcOEkh0s2BltaW/s1600/truckdriver.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiFhrO5_9Z9RZSxHKgHa38mn5WqQ0kehbmm152dxBtbgtarCBhRFHMGEB7HVt5QTyhXH2itl_Wa6bpNhidgJftPRFyZjfT7kDspIxtKELQyLbtp1F0GOVxEB7cZdbLunRcOEkh0s2BltaW/s1600/truckdriver.jpg" height="136" width="200" /></a></div> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">Шофьор на ТИР се пенсионирал. Минало 1 месец от както спрял да пътува..</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">Жена му споделя на нейната добра приятелка:</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">- Миме, ще се развеждам с Шишо...</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">- Как така толкова години заедно и ти точно сега 1 месец след пенсионирането..</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">А жената казала:</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;"><br />- Всичко преодолях: - Сложихме и гума в тоалетната да пикае на нея, НО ми омръзна всяка сутрин като се събуди да ми удря по един цигански шамар и да ми вика: -"КУРВО, СЛИЗАЙ ОТ КАБИНАТА!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2014/06/mujpubiva-jena-si.htmlЧерен Хуморnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Wed, 11 Jun 2014 18:59:00 +0300tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-7403587591111846130<g:plusone></g:plusone> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXv44MjYx73T6AR6ZJSotNd2MCazq1hpI6k2pmJlJwk0wefSovFBly7GTTTNKKcY6qM7vshfHG52OpDowkVpkApZlKwVow-4FMoAxZrv8t1xShPPkYNJxBjKrcH_VtDfsQ-jp7h1lxtXFW/s1600/wife-killer.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXv44MjYx73T6AR6ZJSotNd2MCazq1hpI6k2pmJlJwk0wefSovFBly7GTTTNKKcY6qM7vshfHG52OpDowkVpkApZlKwVow-4FMoAxZrv8t1xShPPkYNJxBjKrcH_VtDfsQ-jp7h1lxtXFW/s1600/wife-killer.jpg" height="212" width="320" /></a></div> <h3> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">- Защо убихте жена си след 30 години&nbsp;</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">брак?</span></h3> <h3> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">- От мързел...</span></h3> <h3> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">- Как така от мързел?!?</span></h3> <h3> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">- Ами а днеска, а утре...</span></h3> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2014/06/zapoznanstvo-s-jena.htmlЧерен Хуморnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Wed, 11 Jun 2014 18:52:00 +0300tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-6164695846407192138<g:plusone></g:plusone> <br /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBh8TGYU8gyThgkAyrfQLXNwtvoCS7RwcPFUPUzVbjDBhzR_0x-MW7mKYytGT2I7gHXlOHdeYZYIYORvgO9bKTDbuQUTvIFrf8exQWzSXt1FNjLNdjajw7rbPND3hUbzfYS2mkYFa3Cj2s/s1600/girl-boy-meeting.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBh8TGYU8gyThgkAyrfQLXNwtvoCS7RwcPFUPUzVbjDBhzR_0x-MW7mKYytGT2I7gHXlOHdeYZYIYORvgO9bKTDbuQUTvIFrf8exQWzSXt1FNjLNdjajw7rbPND3hUbzfYS2mkYFa3Cj2s/s1600/girl-boy-meeting.jpg" height="192" width="200" /></a><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;"></span><br /> <br /> <h3> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">- Кой те запозна с жена ти?</span></h3> <h3> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">- Ние сами се срещнахме. Не обвинявам никого.</span></h3> <br /> <span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;"><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2014/04/kakvo-e-lubovta.htmlДругиnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Tue, 29 Apr 2014 00:39:00 +0300tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-3623781691147936273<g:plusone></g:plusone> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnGVOwCeY-UvAw-Z__QdqVyijqoqeoRoO1zB_sLMrEwpqkZbPf59R-bp5nxJCojr5JUA2xx4H15bmtSkbSuPyRcUizFNRowMfSH4uuy4v9m3wn_Am758ZjugIcKmMv5-vOXjCquRrgLDnb/s1600/kakvo-e-lubov.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnGVOwCeY-UvAw-Z__QdqVyijqoqeoRoO1zB_sLMrEwpqkZbPf59R-bp5nxJCojr5JUA2xx4H15bmtSkbSuPyRcUizFNRowMfSH4uuy4v9m3wn_Am758ZjugIcKmMv5-vOXjCquRrgLDnb/s1600/kakvo-e-lubov.jpg" height="200" width="320" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;">Толкова години сте женени с жена ти, а колкото пъти ви срещна из града, винаги се държите за ръка... Възхищавам се на чувствата ви!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">- Ако я пусна, веднага ще купи нещо.</span></div> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2014/03/mokri-sunishta.htmlЧерен Хуморnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Wed, 19 Mar 2014 01:42:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-5667522862266354432<g:plusone></g:plusone> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtbrXMLl55NX9r5LHXA7V6Kk0yBbqd7zTl6ksG9w-9TCZ5umGjUSEwFLzTyfCLj6Uj1EN-60z7-qGV0YBblF02GBCqhnRZUSR4_udcCcNjZrhGjgPP4XV9jL136K-jADJFM9trhhyQMGEh/s1600/mokri-sunishta.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtbrXMLl55NX9r5LHXA7V6Kk0yBbqd7zTl6ksG9w-9TCZ5umGjUSEwFLzTyfCLj6Uj1EN-60z7-qGV0YBblF02GBCqhnRZUSR4_udcCcNjZrhGjgPP4XV9jL136K-jADJFM9trhhyQMGEh/s1600/mokri-sunishta.jpeg" height="200" width="200" /></a></div> <h2> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;"><br /></span></span></h2> <h2> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">- Имах мокър сън с теб ..</span></span><div style="font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">- Такаа ли, какъв ?</div></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;">- &nbsp;Мии блъсна те тир и се напиках от смях.</span></span></h2><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2014/03/parolata-za-wifi.htmlБлондинкиnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Wed, 19 Mar 2014 01:30:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-5195213886020017959<g:plusone></g:plusone> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhu6m7Y7TDCQug7iznktI6grzJww6KQxWQJZPBnFS-2vrOJpy0UbvKz6YHpVzl8U3AYqPDrXVaihqkLUShlCwqdPpvaVdnWBJ_V0IZVb26sXPm9nnOtNcEn38lGLVc1umEGEa-lIXCSqXcr/s1600/wifi-girl.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhu6m7Y7TDCQug7iznktI6grzJww6KQxWQJZPBnFS-2vrOJpy0UbvKz6YHpVzl8U3AYqPDrXVaihqkLUShlCwqdPpvaVdnWBJ_V0IZVb26sXPm9nnOtNcEn38lGLVc1umEGEa-lIXCSqXcr/s1600/wifi-girl.png" height="111" width="200" /></a></div> <h4> <div style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 19.31999969482422px;"> <h3> <span style="font-size: large;">Четири приятелки седят на кафе, едната пита келнера:<br />- Извинете, каква е паролата за Wi-Fi?<br />Келнерът:</span></h3> <h3> <span style="font-size: large;">- daviebekelnera<br />- Поотделно, или?!<br />- Не! Всички, заедно..""</span></h3> </div> </h4> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2014/02/15-fevruari.htmlПиянскиnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Sun, 23 Feb 2014 01:50:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-3236647724823316118<g:plusone></g:plusone> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT3S004RTo7FFJ5jeYoLsLFpPJs7sBLGSGBgzYa97zRjS2dYl_y0VTKUwcrmXdApzF2CFdDUyarLiTzjIuS6Brao7E_GkB9EP3S9JCvwIfBjkk-1TveqqPSZBydRSNZm24ih2kHDB3F2pM/s1600/sexy-macka.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT3S004RTo7FFJ5jeYoLsLFpPJs7sBLGSGBgzYa97zRjS2dYl_y0VTKUwcrmXdApzF2CFdDUyarLiTzjIuS6Brao7E_GkB9EP3S9JCvwIfBjkk-1TveqqPSZBydRSNZm24ih2kHDB3F2pM/s1600/sexy-macka.png" height="170" width="200" /></a></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Двама авери на 15-ти февруари..</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">- Брат, как изкара Св. Валентин ?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">- Супер ! Напих се и спах с жена ти !</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">- Щастливец .. а аз два часа чаках на опашка при твойта.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0http://www.vicologia.com/2014/02/sekretarkata-predi-vsichko.htmlXXLnoreply@blogger.com (ian)Sun, 23 Feb 2014 01:42:00 +0200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7006189338062821220.post-4906938265676328080<g:plusone></g:plusone> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyjmsXGY51LTkKotXdrv5O0h4vCpKYUANXNHLlhHUN7Pd8HCXy8FnxTsF-leeZIPs53zljS4M7k9nsryCmtiaB-7iVWs89wwLc4dJqaPgAajqnw_WN6dqc0Nfbpb7BKAtxVaDaF3GBTFtn/s1600/sekretarkata-predi-vsichko.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyjmsXGY51LTkKotXdrv5O0h4vCpKYUANXNHLlhHUN7Pd8HCXy8FnxTsF-leeZIPs53zljS4M7k9nsryCmtiaB-7iVWs89wwLc4dJqaPgAajqnw_WN6dqc0Nfbpb7BKAtxVaDaF3GBTFtn/s1600/sekretarkata-predi-vsichko.JPG" height="240" width="320" /></a></div> <span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">Мъж се прибира вкъщи и носи букет цветя. Жена му ги вижда и пита:</span></span><br /> <span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">-За мен ли са цветята?!</span></span><br /> <span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">Той отговаря:</span></span><br /> <span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">-Не, за секретарката.</span></span><br /> <span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">Жена му побеснява и му вика:</span></span><br /> <span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">-За нея - цвете, а за мене к*р?!?</span></span><br /> <span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">Мъжът:</span></span><br /> <span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">- Няма проблем, ако искаш, сменете се...</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-5337568127205091"; /* TqloT */ google_ad_slot = "8899414485"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 60; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div>0