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            <title>Hello, World!</title>
            <description>Today marks the inaugaral "I made another redesign" day; the 12th this year, apparently.</description>
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            <title>Hacking Facebook</title>
            <description>Also known as: how to get back at your ex-girlfriend by taking control of her stupid wall, but really you still love her, and what does that jerkwad Larry have that you don't anyway?</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/hacking-facebook</link>
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            <title>Avatars: A How-Not-To Guide</title>
            <description>If you're not going to Photoshop animal heads on to things like a good person, you might as well try and avoid the following bad things.</description>
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            <title>Photoshop Simulator</title>
            <description>A Photoshop simulator, written in HTML 5, Javascript/jQuery, and CSS3.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/photoshop</link>
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            <title>The Greatest Browser That Ever Lived</title>
            <description>A homage to something much more than a mere trendsetting web browser; nay, he was a hero to many. Just don't ask him about the box model.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/ie</link>
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            <title>I Forgot To Write This Article</title>
            <description>Thanks to the wonders of online television, I have done absolutely nothing but marvel at the wonders of online television.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/forgot</link>
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            <title>CSS3 For The Real World</title>
            <description>A small list of freely-copiable snippets to make your site pop.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/css3</link>
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            <title>Presenting Anchor</title>
            <description>I'm unbelievably ecstatic to announce the arrival of my flagship CMS, Anchor. This is a post that underwhelmingly says how happy I am.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/anchor</link>
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            <title>Valentine's Cards (For Code Lovers)</title>
            <description>If you love someone, here's some card ideas. If not, there's always this: http://tescovaluecards.com/</description>
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            <title>Myspace: My Favourite Things</title>
            <description>It may be antiquated, but it's still the best social network out there. I give a comprehensive run-down of the qualities that make MySpace great.</description>
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            <title>Every Mobile Social App Site, Ever</title>
            <description>Introducting Yutuzo, the only social network you'll ever need. Apart from all the other ones.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/social-apps</link>
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            <title>An Apology For Accidentally Breaking The Internet</title>
            <description>I hope this doesn't "sow the seeds" of doubt, or "plant" in your mind a farmful image of me.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/apology</link>
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            <title>Client Request Generator</title>
            <description>Why, yes, I am available for freelance work. Thanks for asking.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/clients</link>
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            <title>Why I Don't Sign Up To Your "Coming Soon" Page</title>
            <description>This blog post is coming soon.</description>
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            <title>Doovde</title>
            <description>Shouldn't you be watching a film or something?</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/dvd</link>
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            <title>Fool.js</title>
            <description>A neat little jQuery plugin for April Fools' Day. Enjoy!</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/april-fools</link>
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            <title>The Seven Deadly Sins of Web Design</title>
            <description>Let's just say you'll regret not closing that HTML tag properly next time.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/seven-sins</link>
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            <title>In An Alternate Universe</title>
            <description>Helvetica can suck it, Arial is the bomb.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/arial</link>
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            <title>How To Get A Dribbble Invite</title>
            <description>Most people would sell their first-born child for a Dribbble invite. The rest, of course, had already sold theirs for a bacon sandwich.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/dribbble</link>
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            <title>The Acronym Game</title>
            <description>FWIW, I <3 abrv8in my msgs kthxbai</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/acronyms</link>
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            <title>The Layer Style Diet</title>
            <description>Here's a challenge unto you: make your next piece of work without any layer styles, effects, or fancy bits-and-bobs.</description>
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            <title>Presenting: The Perfect Code Editor</title>
            <description>Some use Sublime Text, some use something else I don't care about. Me? I use Espresso. It's freaking awesome.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/code-editor</link>
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            <title>An Ode to the Comment Form</title>
            <description>I give a lyrical salute to the best, most-thought-out part of a website.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/comments</link>
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            <title>Fifty Shades of Grey: A Review</title>
            <description>It's the book all the women have been reading next to me on the train. I decided to read and write a review of it. Enjoy (but not in public, that's just disgusting.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/fifty-shades</link>
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            <title>I Agree To The Terms & Conditions</title>
            <description>Admit it, you didn&rsquo;t even read this.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/terms</link>
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            <title>The Curse Factor</title>
            <description>Flipping heck, I think I might have made an error.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/curse-factor</link>
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            <title>The Perfect Weather App</title>
            <description>Being unique is hard.</description>
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            <title>Ducks Are The Best</title>
            <description>Ducks are just the coolest thing ever.</description>
            <link>http://visualidiot.com/articles/ducks</link>
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            <title>Mailappapp</title>
            <description>This reminds me of the Meat Loaf hit, "There's An App For Everything, But There's Not One For That".</description>
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