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    <title>Vivian Beaumont and Vivian Beaumont</title>
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      <title>Vivian Beaumont 8: Space Plan</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:13:57 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Vivian Beaumont 7: Katherine Hepburn</title>
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<b>Show Notes</b><br>
passive aggressive, Guinness Book of Hospice Records, below the counter at McDonalds, stable boy, octopus, cheetah, Katherine Hepurn, flanged, grandson, recording, song, true love, Vivian's eyes are opened, return of the candlestick, Vivian's admission,  Polaroid and Kinkos,]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:32:12 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Vivian Beaumont 6: Snuff Podcast</title>
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psychics who know when you're going to die, They bent her spoons,
bikinis with feces rubbed on them from Marhsalls, more hot pies, gay
children shop at Marshalls, many gay people with aids come back from
hospice, snuff podcast, Vivian is a hospice worker who makes snuff
films of her patients. Hospicesnufffilms.com, heavy people are poorer
according to the New York Times, Vivian realizes she is a hospice
worker. Both Vivian and Vivian are going to die on the podcast, double
snuff podcast, The Lohan clan appear on the radio and reveal that
Lindsay is in AA (American Airlines Anonymous), Sickle Cell disease
creator dies in Harlem, Jew Time, Kramer, Gayle King claims that she
and Oprah (two white lesbians) use the "n" word in private company]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 04:07:24 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Vivian Beaumont 5: Slap</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Prepare the parade. Set up the banners. The ladies have returned! Thirty minutes of absolute family classiness.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:18:45 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Vivian Beaumont 4: Zebra Farm</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:13:10 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Vivian Beaumont 3: Pool Party</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:57:44 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Vivian Beaumont 2: Robert Redford</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Sep 2006 00:18:39 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Aug 2006 19:29:30 GMT</pubDate>
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