VIVSINGH

31 Brilliant Quotes and Thoughts by Voltaire

Rocky — Wed, 22 May 2013 09:21:00 +0000

Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world. Life is a...

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Rocky — Tue, 21 May 2013 09:38:13 +0000

Marie: Oh I used to love Valentines Day!… then I met your father. Frank: I used to love every...

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Rocky — Tue, 21 May 2013 09:26:54 +0000

Charlie: How did you get in my house? Alan: Okay, Charlie, the key in the fake rock only works if...

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Rocky — Tue, 21 May 2013 05:37:25 +0000

Doctor: You understood what I’ve just said to you? Walter: Yes. Lung cancer. Inoperable....

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Rocky — Mon, 20 May 2013 12:03:37 +0000

Walter Stratford: My insurance does not cover PMS! Bianca Stratford: Has the fact that you’re...

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Rocky — Mon, 20 May 2013 01:56:46 +0000

Doctor: You’re overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Doctor: You’re also...

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Rocky — Fri, 17 May 2013 00:50:10 +0000

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Is...

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Rocky — Fri, 17 May 2013 00:25:34 +0000

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. Cover me, I’m changing lanes. Don’t bother...

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Rocky — Wed, 15 May 2013 11:31:00 +0000

He says: “My wife doesn’t understand me.” He means: “She’s heard all...

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Rocky — Wed, 15 May 2013 08:32:43 +0000

Glenn: Hey you! Dumb ass! Hey you in the tank! Cozy in there? Rick Grimes: You shot him in the...

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