Vomit Comet https://www.vomitcomet.org/ Of all the sites on the internet, this is one. Thu, 09 Jul 2026 00:36:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 Rogers Sports And Media Decides We Could All Use A Lot Less Of Both https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/08/rogers-sports-and-media-decides-we-could-all-use-a-lot-less-of-both/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/08/rogers-sports-and-media-decides-we-could-all-use-a-lot-less-of-both/#respond Wed, 08 Jul 2026 15:35:54 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73360 Rogers Sports and Media up and murdered six radio stations yesterday. Sportsnet 650 Vancouver, Sportsnet 960 Calgary, 660 NewsRadio Calgary, 1130 NewsRadio Vancouver, 95.7 NewsRadio Halifax, and most important to us living around here, 570 NewsRadio Kitchener. They did it for the same reason that all these cunts say they have to do it. I’m …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/08/rogers-sports-and-media-decides-we-could-all-use-a-lot-less-of-both/feed/ 0 City Of Waterloo Decides That Nazis Can Google Things Like Everyone Else https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/08/city-of-waterloo-decides-that-nazis-can-google-things-like-everyone-else/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/08/city-of-waterloo-decides-that-nazis-can-google-things-like-everyone-else/#respond Wed, 08 Jul 2026 13:29:51 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73356 I still can’t believe that Cambridge, bastion of inclusivity that it is, was first out of the gate on this. My money would have been on Waterloo, which has finally followed suit. The City of Waterloo will stop using X (formerly Twitter) because it sees it as a bad place to be and fewer people …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/07/08/city-of-waterloo-decides-that-nazis-can-google-things-like-everyone-else/feed/ 0 The Good Scam Advice Is Bad Now, But Also Still Good. Good Luck Out There https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/29/the-good-scam-advice-is-bad-now-but-also-still-good-good-luck-out-there/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/29/the-good-scam-advice-is-bad-now-but-also-still-good-good-luck-out-there/#respond Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:09:09 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73350 This is historically the sort of thing I would tear a strip off of idiots for getting sucked into, but I’m not sure I can do that anymore. Not because this particular woman is old, old people are vulnerable and making fun of vulnerable people is wrong, though. To hell with that nonsense. I don’t …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/29/the-good-scam-advice-is-bad-now-but-also-still-good-good-luck-out-there/feed/ 0 The Jury Finds You Innocent On The Charge Of False Advertising https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/24/the-jury-finds-you-innocent-on-the-charge-of-false-advertising/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/24/the-jury-finds-you-innocent-on-the-charge-of-false-advertising/#respond Wed, 24 Jun 2026 21:16:31 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73346 Excluding the last few weeks, I believe I’ve thought about the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool approximately 0 times in my entire life. Actually make that one time, because we know some people who saw it while travelling some years ago and told us about it when they came back. They thought it was nice, as …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/24/the-jury-finds-you-innocent-on-the-charge-of-false-advertising/feed/ 0 BK, I Wanna Pay https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/22/bk-i-wanna-pay/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/22/bk-i-wanna-pay/#respond Mon, 22 Jun 2026 20:13:34 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73341 Discounted Burger King is still Burger King so on one level I understand, but seriously, who ever heard of threatening someone for giving you a break? Here’s a video version of the story that the uploader won’t let me embed, because much like our friend here he must also hate things that are helpful to …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/22/bk-i-wanna-pay/feed/ 0 We Just Figured Out Lovemaking And Now We’re Moving On To Genitals https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/22/we-just-figured-out-and-now-were-moving-on-to/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/22/we-just-figured-out-and-now-were-moving-on-to/#comments Mon, 22 Jun 2026 11:29:12 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73338 I imagine that there’s someone reading this who could provide me with a long and involved explanation of how swearing as we know it actually came to be and that I would find it rather interesting. I could probably even look one up myself, if I wanted to. But for now I think I’ll stick …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/22/we-just-figured-out-and-now-were-moving-on-to/feed/ 3 Don’t Let Me Catch You Kids Parking https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/12/dont-let-me-catch-you-kids-parking/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/12/dont-let-me-catch-you-kids-parking/#comments Fri, 12 Jun 2026 14:17:39 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73331 People trying to do an innocent thing and running headlong into porn instead is nothing new. Replace the words QR code in this story with phone number and you’ve got a tale as old as time. In fact, it’s one that I wouldn’t even have bothered to mention had CTV Kitchener not given us all …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/12/dont-let-me-catch-you-kids-parking/feed/ 4 If It Wasn’t For The Community Service, You’d Be In Jail Right Now! https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/10/if-it-wasnt-for-the-community-service-youd-be-in-jail-right-now/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/10/if-it-wasnt-for-the-community-service-youd-be-in-jail-right-now/#respond Wed, 10 Jun 2026 15:11:48 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73327 “Driving around with alcohol and cocaine in your system and getting into an accident is definitely bad.” “Maybe, but what if that accident were to kill a guy who was driving around with alcohol and meth in his?” “Nope, still bad. But thanks…I guess? “You know what? I think I’m gonna try to avoid roads …

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/10/if-it-wasnt-for-the-community-service-youd-be-in-jail-right-now/feed/ 0 Dueling Handbells https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/08/dueling-handbells/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/08/dueling-handbells/#respond Mon, 08 Jun 2026 19:12:42 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73323 I got picked a few times to play handbells in our school concerts when I was a kid. I can’t remember a single one of the songs we did, but I can assure you none of them were as complicated or as fun as this looks.

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]]> https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/08/dueling-handbells/feed/ 0 Reinventing the Cane When You’re On Wheels https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/08/reinventing-the-cane-when-youre-on-wheels/ https://www.vomitcomet.org/2026/06/08/reinventing-the-cane-when-youre-on-wheels/#comments Mon, 08 Jun 2026 05:09:39 +0000 https://www.vomitcomet.org/?p=73318 As I started writing this post, a song came to me that is kinda sorta related. At least the part about what-if scenarios. It’ll make sense eventually. At least I hope so. From time to time, I have wondered how I would get around if I were in a wheelchair for whatever reason. Yup, I’m …

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