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BK, I Wanna Pay

Steve Wettlaufer — Mon, 22 Jun 2026 20:13:34 +0000

Discounted Burger King is still Burger King so on one level I understand, but seriously, who ever heard of threatening someone for giving you a break? Here’s a video version of the story that the uploader won’t let me embed, because much like our friend here he must also hate things that are helpful to …

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We Just Figured Out Lovemaking And Now We’re Moving On To Genitals

Steve Wettlaufer — Mon, 22 Jun 2026 11:29:12 +0000

I imagine that there’s someone reading this who could provide me with a long and involved explanation of how swearing as we know it actually came to be and that I would find it rather interesting. I could probably even look one up myself, if I wanted to. But for now I think I’ll stick …

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Don’t Let Me Catch You Kids Parking

Steve Wettlaufer — Fri, 12 Jun 2026 14:17:39 +0000

People trying to do an innocent thing and running headlong into porn instead is nothing new. Replace the words QR code in this story with phone number and you’ve got a tale as old as time. In fact, it’s one that I wouldn’t even have bothered to mention had CTV Kitchener not given us all …

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If It Wasn’t For The Community Service, You’d Be In Jail Right Now!

Steve Wettlaufer — Wed, 10 Jun 2026 15:11:48 +0000

“Driving around with alcohol and cocaine in your system and getting into an accident is definitely bad.” “Maybe, but what if that accident were to kill a guy who was driving around with alcohol and meth in his?” “Nope, still bad. But thanks…I guess? “You know what? I think I’m gonna try to avoid roads …

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Dueling Handbells

Steve Wettlaufer — Mon, 08 Jun 2026 19:12:42 +0000

I got picked a few times to play handbells in our school concerts when I was a kid. I can’t remember a single one of the songs we did, but I can assure you none of them were as complicated or as fun as this looks.

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Reinventing the Cane When You’re On Wheels

Carin Headrick — Mon, 08 Jun 2026 05:09:39 +0000

As I started writing this post, a song came to me that is kinda sorta related. At least the part about what-if scenarios. It’ll make sense eventually. At least I hope so. From time to time, I have wondered how I would get around if I were in a wheelchair for whatever reason. Yup, I’m …

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Into The Sun, Out Of The Solar System…Go Where You Want, Just As Long As It’s Far And Unpleasant!

Steve Wettlaufer — Sat, 06 Jun 2026 17:38:51 +0000

There is an absolute crap ton of math going on here that I 100 percent do not understand, but it’s nice to know that I have options as it relates to the disposal of my enemies. On The Fuel Efficiency of Launching My Enemies Into The Sun The biggest problem I face now is which …

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Settle Down, Premier Trump

Steve Wettlaufer — Wed, 03 Jun 2026 14:06:36 +0000

If you’re a politician and you disagree with a court ruling, it’s fine to say so. By all means, feel free to calmly and rationally explain your issues with the judge’s decision and maybe even muse about possible next steps that your government may take if applicable. But at no time should you go out …

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Another Reason To Hate CAPTCHAs: Scammers Are Pretending They’re Broken And Tricking People Into Installing Malware To Fix Them

Steve Wettlaufer — Mon, 01 Jun 2026 16:56:11 +0000

If you’ve spent oh, let’s say about 20 minutes online in your lifetime, you’ve probably run into one of those “verify you are human” or “I am not a robot” things. Most of the time, it’s a simple enough operation to prove you’re a person and move on with your day. Annoying for people with …

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Say Goodnight, Fire

Steve Wettlaufer — Mon, 25 May 2026 15:24:32 +0000

I’m sure it sucked that the man had to come and ruin your fun, but who beats up a firefighter? But more importantly for our purposes here, is Burns a good or bad name to have if you’re a Fire Chief? A Schenectady man has been charged with assault after investigators said he was part …

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