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Fill My Cone Up To Here

Steve Wettlaufer — Thu, 07 May 2026 14:22:55 +0000

I like the Tragically Hip well enough, but nowhere near as much as most people seem to. they’ve put out a good bit of stuff which, to my ear at least, kinda sucks, actually. Just because a song references Canada in some form doesn’t automatically make it good. This has been unpopular hot takes with …

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Ok, But Why?

Steve Wettlaufer — Wed, 06 May 2026 13:55:22 +0000

I love these old people. They seem so fun. And like them, I also enjoy the word “thooter”. It and “bop” were the only ones I was totally clueless on. It’s also comforting to know that even the kids think “cheugy” sounds stupid.

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I Hate Them Plenty Already, But There’s Always Room For More

Steve Wettlaufer — Sat, 02 May 2026 15:03:53 +0000

Remember the other day when I said, basically, that TKO is a terrible company filled with shameless assholes who only care about money and Donald Trump? This video is all of that laid out in great detail. Don’t let the 92 minute length or the focus on boxing scare you off, because if you care …

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A Spiceknot Sounds Like A Sex Position, Doesn’t It?

Steve Wettlaufer — Sat, 02 May 2026 13:02:18 +0000

Who doesn’t need a Slipknot and Spice Girls mashup on a Saturday morning? Nobody, that’s who! The “Hard to Handle” solo is also a nice touch. Music used in this mashup: Spice Girls – Wannabe Slipknot – Sulfur The Black Crowes – Hard to Handle

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You Can’t Spell Bad Radio Without AI

Steve Wettlaufer — Sun, 26 Apr 2026 21:41:53 +0000

Pretty sure I just ran into my first case of egregiously awful radio AI. Flipping around the dial and landed on Bounce Radio 99.5 Kitchener. Stayed there because I liked the song that was playing, which since I know someone will ask was “Don’t Wanna Fall In Love” by Jane Child. Song ends, and the …

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We Can Yell If We Want To

Steve Wettlaufer — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 13:33:36 +0000

This is pretty fun, and since it’s been a minute since I posted a neat cover and it’s going to be in my head all day now, here ya go. I also enjoyed the little plug song at the end.

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I Had To Make Sure. You Know Those Politicians Lie About Everything

Steve Wettlaufer — Fri, 24 Apr 2026 11:18:39 +0000

Soldier shoots dead politician he was guarding Contrary to the headline, the politician was in fact very much alive up until the shooting, which ended up being a murder-suicide. This is disappointing not just because murder-suicides are generally bad, but because I really wanted to know why the security guy hated the dude enough to …

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Come ON, Man. Be A Pepper. Just Once. Everybody’s Doin’ It, Dude

Steve Wettlaufer — Wed, 22 Apr 2026 15:38:46 +0000

A couple things of note here: A drug investigation resulted in the arrest of a Bruce E. Huffer, which is what prompted me to open the post thingie. Check out what the cops confiscated in the process. During the investigation police seized meth, marijuana, blue pills believed to be Fentanyl, yellow pills identified as Gabapentin, …

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We’ll Be Back To the Important Stuff Right After This Brief Wrestling Match

Steve Wettlaufer — Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:44:37 +0000

I haven’t seen WrestleMania yet, and I’ve been doing my best to avoid wrestling news so that there might still be some surprises for me by the time I do. But one thing that won’t be a surprise? There were a lot of damn commercials and generally wasted time. Oh, and a bunch of the …

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No Gloves? No Love!

Carin Headrick — Mon, 20 Apr 2026 00:42:20 +0000

I saw something really really stupid that I just can’t make sense of, so I had to write it down. Picture this. It’s January in KW. Not only is it January, but it’s this past January, you know the one where if it wasn’t snowing its face off, it was impossibly cold. Someone walks into …

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