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Enhance your Breasts by eating Cookies!

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Thu, 28 May 2009 13:32:00 +0000

Japanese are no doubt the most innovative nation in the world!

From this...

To this...

and now, ... this...

Yeap, COOKIES that naturally increase your breast size... to a pair of F-CUPs hopefully!

Simply named "F-Cup Cookies", this low fat cookie is a natural breast enhancement innovation from Japan with eight essential amino acids! Each cookie is only 70 calories (68.7 kcal) and contains a safe, herbal breast enhancer called Pueraria Mirifica needed for natural breast enhancement. The cookie works by slowly releasing compounds of Pueraria Mirifica. Pueraria mirifica has a high concentration of phytoestrogens. Phytoestrogens are not hormones, but they do provide the same benefits of estrogen which is the body's primary source for breast enhancement. Phytoestrogens maximize blood flow and estrogen distribution throughout the breast tissue, encouraging growth and maintenance of the breast tissue, firmness and shape. F-Cup Cookies lengthen the milk ducts whilst stimulating and expanding the fat tissues, resulting in firmer breasts. The increase in breast size you gain is permanent, not temporary. A Japanese F-Cup bra size is equivalent to around a UK 'DD'.

Pueraria Mirifica was featured on a UK television show describing how this product actually worked enhancing women’s breast size by 80% and worked for 90% - 95% of all women! Even Spice girl, Mel C (aka Sporty Spice) tried the F-Cup Cookies in an attempt to make her breasts bigger for the Spice Girls reunion tour! Checkout the gossip here in 'The Sun' Newspaper:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article334838.ece

Ingredients: Flour, semi-chocolate, margarine, soybean milk powder, liquid bean curd (tofu), shortening, powdered skim milk, dried egg whites, starch, soybean powder, Pueraria Mirifica [50 mg per cookie], sweeteners (sorbitol), leavening agent, emulsifying agent (made from soybeans), spice, perfume, and artificial colour (Annatto and Carotene).

Suggested Use: Eat 1 to 2 cookies per day with plenty of water. As the cookie absorbs the water it swells, giving you long lasting satisfaction.

Caution: Do not eat if you are allergic to any of the ingredients. May contain nuts, milk, soy, eggs, and/or wheat ingredients. May have been manufactured in a plant which processes peanuts, tree nuts, milk, eggs, wheat, and/or soy products. Do not consume during pregnancy, breastfeeding, menstruation, or if you have been diagnosed with medical conditions of the ovaries, uterus, or breast. May cause loose bowels if taken in excess. Recommended for women aged 16 and over.

To purchase, visit http://www.ravissante.com.my

Why in the world I'm promoting it? Certain reasons... ;)

1. You ladies would look extra attractive.

2. You ladies could build up your self-esteem.

3. Us men can have a glance of them... strictly for HEALTH BENEFITS!! ;)

So if you ladies think about it, it's a Win-Win situation... the world would be a more entertaining place to live in...

V-Wonder: Is this quote dumb?

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:13:00 +0000

Stories are sometimes interesting, but some stories you tell, and some stories you don't. I'm just gonna skip the details and provide the essence:

"What God put together, let no man take it apart"
*direct quotations from a person*

Personally, this statement is totally going to my archive of "Dumbest Quotes Ever". I have nothing against God. In fact, I bet God did not even come out with this dumb quote. I believe it was uttered by a human being, claiming to possess wisdom n extra merits in church activities.

Com'on look at this fact...

What does God naturally put together? --
I won't want to be too technical with human anatomy terms, so: "VIRGINITY"

and, let no man take it apart?
The human race would cease to exists!! + NO life pleasure!!!

Consider these:
1. Fruit skins (you'll be dead if u're eating durian)
2. Shelled food
3. Vasectomy/Tubectomy
4. Unusual cases of conjoined testicles
5. Pregnancy and delivery
6. Dentistry
7. Overgrown stuff (i.e. hair - pubic, nostril, facial; grass)
8. Circumcision
9. I'm out for now..

Premium 97 octane knowledge for DUDES..

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:07:00 +0000

In any occasion/event, every dude wants the hottest chick. So, you might be thinking, "Well, my nose doesn't bleed when I get an erection, so I might stand a chance."

That's where you crash n burn.

Strategy? Your target should be the second-hottest chick. While others bend over backwards to score with the first-hottest chick, you have your own leeway with the second-hottest chick. Her natural jealousy over the first-hottest chick, which has been simmering in her small-but-attractive breasts since her walk-in entry will make her an absolute maniac in bed.

If you miss the second-hottest chick, immediately initiate your system of mental triage. Scan the room for identical dresses, and prioritize them in order of hotness.

-- written from observation, feedback & logical reasoning.

Text is superior than Voice (mobile phone usage)

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:39:00 +0000

Alright..pep talk..

I came up with this hypothesis - text is far superior than voice when it comes to meaning something. (WARNING - this does not apply to booty calls, unless it's really really late at night and you're not sober enough to make a call)

A text is usually read with your eyes, whispered with your lips, and down to the heart; while a voice travels from an ear, PROBABLY to the brain, and mostly out the other side.

Socio-scientifically, when you read, you tend to create your own tone that please yourself and you understand it at your own pace.

However, when you listen to a voice, the voice (may be accompanied by noise) doesn't really connect with you most of the time - either too monotonous or out of tone (differs with great speakers though) and usually not at your pace.

Ok, to prove this theory. Try reciting this poem to your loved one through phone:

"All days are nights to see till I see thee,
And nights bright days when dreams do show thee me." - (Sonnet 43)

"Huh? what you talking about?" ---> ( - . - )" ' *sigh*

Ha, fumble as presumed.. now, try sending as text. Your significant other should understand it better.

Yet again, Shakespeare is tough. But you guys probably get what I mean =) because it's "text".

Increasing Car Resale Value and Good Buy on Used Vehicle

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:33:00 +0000

Selling Your Car

Body works – repair dents, scratches, chips and rust marks; do not forget the bumpers and lights. Ensure that every component is working well. Get the engine checked out.
Window dressing – cleanliness and hygiene count. Clean the upholstery to remove stains and odours. Vacuum and shake out the mats. Wash and polish the car and tyres.
Paperwork – have all your service records on hand to show potential buyers that certain parts have already been replaced.

Buying a Used Car

Felt that a deal was just too good to be true? Sometimes good bargains have loads of fine print that can cost you:

Extra charges – check that you are not paying extra for standard equipment, like air conditioning. Do not let the dealer add features such as power steering without your knowledge – and then charge you for them. Even processing fees can be hiked up, so be wary.
Old news – a so-called brand new car may be a showroom vehicle that has been test-driven hundreds of times or a soon-to-be-replaced model.
Trading places – be wary of trade-ins – the dealer might give you a good price for your old car, but hike up the price of the new one.
Find out what each dealer is offering. Choose a reputable dealer. If you feel pressured or if you are handed a bunch of numbers, tell the dealer you will return after digesting all the information. Note down their verbal promises, so they know you will hold them of their word.

The Brain Challenge

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 06:20:00 +0000

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain.

The following is a very private way to gauge your current state of intelligence. Take the following test and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it."

After you answer the question, scroll down to the answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.

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What do you put in a toaster?

The answer is "bread". If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.

If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.

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Say "silk" five times.

Now spell "silk".

What do cows drink?

Answer:

Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed, and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World."

If you said, "water" then proceed to Question 3.

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If a red house is made from red bricks, and

a blue house is made from blue bricks, and

a pink house is made from pink bricks, and

a black house is made from black bricks,

what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer:

Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions ??

If you said "glass", then go on to Question 4.

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IF the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute,
then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

Answer:

One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.

Everyone else proceed to the final question.

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Without using a calculator --

You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales.

In London, 17 people get on the bus.

In Reading, six people get off the bus & nine people get on.

In Swindon, two people get off & four get on.

In Cardiff, 11 people get off & 16 people get on.

In Swansea, three people get off & five people get on.

In Carmathen, six people get off & three get on.

You then arrive at Milford Haven.

What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer:

Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name?
It was YOU ... the very first line says that you're driving the bus.

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All those friends that are laughing at your memory…tell them about this and see how THEY do!

But ssh!

Don’t tell them you didn’t do so well.

I am sooo lazy...

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 06:14:00 +0000

Selecting Men's Cologne

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:55:00 +0000

When picking out a men's cologne, individual predilection is not the only rule to go by. Certainly, you should select a fragrance that delights you - and your special someone - but there are a few other matters you want to think about before you decide to buy it. Especially with the cost of men's fragrances reaching an all-time high.

As brought up before, individual taste should always take the lead; however, it's good to experiment at something new or different. What smells good on your best friend or your brother may not smell good on you.

The reason for this is because the ingredients in perfumes interact with your own body's scent to create something a bit different. It's likewise conceivable that you'll have an allergy to some chemical in the cologne.

That's why it's always a good idea to try out the cologne before you buy it. A note of caution though, Do not, as many men are prone to do, put one test fragrance on one wrist and a different one on the other. The scents can mix to produce something delightful - or awful. Either way, it would not give you a true scent to judge. So, be sure to try one scent at a time to be certain you get the full benefit of the test.

Colognes that men prefer are ones that have a woody, outdoor aroma. These include sandalwood or cedar wood bases with a combination of other ingredients, and are refreshing and energizing.

Other scents that men like are those that contain musk and are considered sexy. Men generally stay away from anything that they consider as 'flowery', or what they regard as a more womanly fragrance than a manly one.

The cardinal rule of wearing men's cologne is this: DO NOT SOAK YOURSELF.

You may enjoy the fragrance you have chosen and want to share it with the public, but the public may not have the same enthusiasm for it. People would rather that you come into and depart a room, leaving just a hint of fragrance in the air. Since some cologne tend to get more potent over a period of time, this can be hard to do with some colognes.

So, it is a good idea to use modest quantities of a cologne at first and work up to a degree of scent that is suitable. This is especially important in the business world. Keep in mind that a scent that's suited for a night out with your partner may not be appropriate for the boardroom. This may not be an awful thing, actually, since it gives you an excuse to purchase various fragrances to have on hand for different occasions.

While there are really no hard-and-fast regulations about applying cologne, it is most common to apply them on the neck, just behind the ears, in addition to the interior portions of the wrists and elbows.

A quick trick that many young men are utilising these days is to spray the cologne into the air and walk through the mist, letting it settle on their hair and shoulders.

This works well and helps distribute the fragrance more equally and subtlety - and subtlety, after all, is the name of the game when it comes to wearing men's cologne.

Pontianak Caught in Video?

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Fri, 23 May 2008 11:42:00 +0000

It was about a month ago that this news/rumour/tabloid *whatever you wanna call it...* caught the locals' attention of Malacca, Malaysia. A 50-second *51-sec to be exact* video-clip of a pontianak was recorded with one of the witnessess' cellphone.

Ok, you might be wondering what the heck is a pontianak...

*Some kind of food? way off...
*Some kinky new term for a steamy, erotic escapade? I like the idea...creative, but no...
*A place situated in Indonesia? true in terms of its name, but still no...

*Gather up people, awesome facts... *

In Malaysia, the creature pontianak is believed to exist in real by certain individual and it is considered a legend by some. The origination of the word pontianak is unknown. In the Malay Language, anak means child but the word ponti is unknown.

A pontianak is often associated with long-haired female/woman who appears at night. Usually, she appears young and beautiful to attract the opposite sex *yet to hear about the lesbian version*, seen at the road side or under a tree. Sometimes, she is accompanied by a baby - single mums huh?

You would probably picture someone like this, right?

Smoking Hot~

Well true, probably before she transforms to this:

(Can't get better photo, they don't pose for you to snap)

KABOOYAH!!

Yea, in your face!!

Major turnoff, right?!

It is in general believe that pontianak is the soul of a lady died of child birth. Attacks would be based on claws, and defense probably on leaping or footwork. She is believed to feed on intestines and blood. Pontianak is believed to be attracted by child birth when there is plenty of blood flowing out from human body. In the olden days, measures *which I'm not too sure about too* are taken by the people to prevent the vampire from coming during child birth. She is believed to be scared of thorns.

The Legend

It is said that a woman who dies while she is with a child will rise again as a pontianak, a fearsome nocturnal undead being who will bring violent death on anyone she meets. Such a being resides inside the trunk of ancient trees, but will revert to her old human nature if an iron nail is driven into her neck. The nail remains in the vampire's neck until she dies and is buried with it. Should the nail ever be removed, she will once again become a pontianak and embark on a killing spree. Due to the frightening fighting prowess of one of these creatures, few are willing to attempt to tame one. For this reason, it is considered unlucky to strike a woman, especially a married woman.

Back to local story, the pontianak was sighted and recorded at a bridge of the Pulau Gadong road stretch. According to one of the witness, she appeared to be a damsel in distress, whimpering, asking for the sight of her missing child. *theory proved*

For more details of the news report - the Star.

It would be all say and no solid evidence, so...*not sure how true is it though, you decide...* =)

V-Share: Happy Tree Friends

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:29:00 +0000

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there lived many innocent and adorable little animals. They lived harmoniously, always playing blissfully with no worries in hand. The days were sunny, birds sang melodiously while the breeze spread the divine music to their ears...

*OK, what da hell?!*

Happy Tree Friends is a Flash cartoon series by Mondo Mini Shows, created by Rhode Montijo, Kenn Navarro and Aubrey Ankrum. This is not your ordinary cartoon stories, depicting a valuable moral behind every episode. As indicate in the official site, the show is "not recommended for small children".

WHAT?!! Cartoon not for children? Hentai? XXX Animal Cartoon?

~Eyes covered to ensure character's identification not exposed~

Ok, before you jump to those conclusions, no, Happy Tree Friends DO NOT promote sexuality, instead, they promote extreme *not enough impact* ...EXTREME violence, with every episode featuring blood, gore and violent deaths.

If you think the pictures in the toilet post is graphic, this is worse! but in animated approach :)

Here are some regular characters from Happy Tree Friends:

You have been warned...

HTF - Antics

HTF - Baking

HTF - Boo

HTF - Bread

HTF - Chip

~ENJOY~

V-Laugh: Baby's DOs & DON'Ts

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 15:27:00 +0000

V-Tip: Using Toilet Bowls Safely

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 15:46:00 +0000

When nature calls (i.e. to take a piss or crap), most women and some men (fyi, most men usually stand when they piss) CLIMB onto the toilet bowls and SQUAT on them to avoid contact with unhygienic parts of the porcelain surface, especially in public toilets at your regular mamak stall or certain shopping complexes.

Notice the shoes marks...

BAD MOVE!!

I would advise not to practice it since these toilet bowls are not designed to support concentrated weight (whole body weight focused only on your two feet when you squat, instead of body weight distributed around the area of your bum when you sit - look up some physics books or check out this site - lying on a bed of nails: principles of pressure) *similar theory*.

NO, it's not that I am brainwashing you to place your bum directly on that filthy surface - NO WAY! An alternative is to rinse the mouth of the toilet bowl with water, and use sufficient toilet paper to cover it.

Here are photos of a real case scenario in which the toilet bowl broke when a lady was squatting on it.

*WARNING*
Photos may be disturbing and not suitable for minors, frail hearts, hemophobic, readers having meals right now, etc...

Picture 1

Picture 2

Picture 3

Another option, learn some martial arts... ;)

V-Riddle: Superbly Tough Riddle

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 13:18:00 +0000

I came across this picture somewhere in the Net few weeks back.

Along the picture, there was a manuscript which turned out to be a riddle.
It is superbly tough... Well, it is known as the Einstein Riddle after all...

From that site, it claims that whoever manage to solve the riddle will win a GOLD BAR!

*THE ADVENTURE OF THE NATIONAL TREASURE CONTINUES*

I have attempted the riddle and it took me few days-to-weeks to get the answer!?

*That explains why I was Missing In Action for a couple of weeks*
(yeah, great excuse~ LOL)

So, don't bother trying...The GOLD BAR is already MINE!! *laughs hysterically*
*I wish ;p*

Anyways, enjoy attempting the riddle if you have the time...

There are 5 houses in 5 different colours. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain type of pet. No owner have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar nor drink the same beverage.

THE QUESTION: "WHO OWNS THE FISH?"

Clues:

The British lives in the Red House.

The Swede keeps dogs as pets.

The Dane drinks tea.

The Green House is on the left of the White House.

The Green House's owner drinks coffee.

The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.

The owner of the Yellow House smokes Dunhill.

The man living in the center house drinks milk.

The Norwegian lives in the first house.

The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.

The man who keeps horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.

The owner who smokes Blue Masters drinks beer.

The German smokes Prince.

The Norwegian lives next to the Blue House.

The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

HOUSE

NATIONALITY

BEVERAGE

CIGAR

PET

You would want to allocate a lot of time for this and use paper to work it out. Put yourself to the challenge! Guessing won't be fun... Post your answers in the comments.

GOOD LUCK!

What Do Idiots Do?

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:34:00 +0000

~IDIOT~

"In modern English usage, the terms "idiot" and "idiocy" describe
an extreme folly or stupidity, its symptoms (foolish or stupid utterance or deed)"

"In psychology, it is a historical term for the state or condition
now called profound mental retardation"

Analyse the points below to know if you really are an IDIOT...

You spend half an hour looking at an orange juice box because it said, 'CONCENTRATED'.
You put lipstick on your forehead because you wanted to makeup your mind.
You get stabbed in a shoot-out.
You send a fax with a stamp on it.
You try to drown a fish.
When someone money-tips you for your intelligence, you give them their change.
You trip over a cordless phone.
You take a ruler/measuring tape to bed to see how long you sleep.
At the bottom of the application where it says "SIGN HERE", you put "AQUARIUS".
You take 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes".
You invent a solar powered torchlight.
You are aware that 90% of all crimes occur at home, so you move/shift houses.
You missed the No. 14 Bus, and take the No. 7 Bus TWICE instead.
You are at the express way driving to the airport and see a sign that said, "Airport Left". You make a 'U-Turn' and go home.
You got locked in a furniture shop, but sleeps on the floor.
Finally, you spend time reading through the above 15 points, convincing yourself that you did not do any of them.

GOTCHA~ IDIOT!

Glow-in-the-Dark Cloned Cats

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 05:45:00 +0000

Cloned Turkish Angora cats (left) that glows (right) under ultraviolet beams.

~Images by AFP~

South Korean scientists have cloned cats that glow red when exposed to ultraviolet beams in a side-effect, by manipulating a fluorescent protein gene - a procedure which could help develop treatments for human genetic diseases.

A team of scientists led by Kong Il-keun, a cloning expert at Gyeongsang National University, produced three cats possessing altered fluorescence protein genes (RFP). Three cats were born in January and February - one died while two others grew to become adult Turkish Angoras, weighing 3.0kg and 3.5kg.

It marked the first time in the world that cats with RFP genes have been cloned. The ability to produce cloned cats with the manipulated genes is significant as it could be used for developing treatments for genetic diseases and for reproduction model (cloned) animals suffering from the same diseases as humans.

It will also help develop stem-cell treatments; cats have some 250 kinds of genetic diseases that affect humans, too.

"Cats have similar genes to those of humans," said veterinary professor Kong Il-keun. "We can make genetically modified cats that can be used to develop new cures for genetic diseases."

Keitaro Kato, a geneticist at Kinki University in western Japan who has cloned fish, said the research could be significant if it eventually helps treat people with hereditary diseases.

"People with genetic disorders usually have to receive treatment throughout their lives that is very hard on them," Kato said. "If these results can help to make their lives easier, then I think it's a wonderful thing."

V-Review: TV - How I Met Your Mother S03E07

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:42:00 +0000

Everybody Makes Mistakes!

It begins with Barney, down at the MacLaren's, meeting a girl who later made a mistake - a mistake known as Barney.

Barney describing to Ted about the girl's boobs

Here a certain scenarios that leads to Marshall making his biggest mistake...

1. Ted in the bathroom

As you can see in the picture, Ted is holding a shaver in his hands, was shaving... until Lily walked in and freaked out.

Q: Why did Lily freak out?
A: Ted was shaving his face...? *Wrong! Guess again*

2. Ted, Robin and Barney watching a sports match (boxing probably) at 3 a.m.

3. Ted did not put the lid back on the peanut butter jar (Marshall's assumption)

Finally, Marshall does it, he makes his decision... to his biggest mistake!

A mistake called DOWISETREPLA

What in the world is DOWISETREPLA? It's the up and coming _________ (big mistake).

On the other hand, Lily also had made a major mistake, which adds up to Marshall's mistake, thus leading to an ultimate massive mistake. Lily did not tell Marshall about her enormous credit card debts.

The next day, Marshall finds out about Lily's debt. Later, Ted, Barney, and Robin go home, where they follow the clues and discover that Lily and Marshall were having a huge fight.

Ted discovering one of the clues

Q: How did the fight end?
A: Lily and Marshall decided to file a divorce... ? *Close enough~*

With Marshall's touching and "you-will-go-awww..-words", they are once again a happy couple.

All of them celebrating to the fact that Marshall confirms his big mistake *Weird?*

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:09:00 +0000

Feeling bored in your workplace?
Here are some entertaining activities to try out...

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Find out where your boss shops, and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers, and refer to them only by these names.
"That's a good point, Sparky."
"No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."
Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing.
For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
HIGHLIGHT your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.
While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Madge.
Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.
Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask him or her if they want fries with that.
Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.
Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN".
Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

V-Review: TV - How I Met Your Mother S03E06

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:39:00 +0000

Barney and Marshall walks into the living room of the apartment exclaiming that they have big news to tell Ted respectively:

Barney: "Ok, mine's pretty huge, but fine you go first."
Marshall: "Ok, I just fou...."
*Barney interrupts*
Barney: "I FOUND A PORNO STARRING TED MOSBY!"

Ted checking out the porno DVD starring Ted Mosby

Marshall then tries to tell his side of the story, but only to be interrupted several times. Out of frustration (throwing all suspense), he burst to saying he got the job at the NRDC (National Resources Defense Council).

*STOP* There are two main scenarios to this episode:

1. Real Ted in meeting the Porno Ted.
Down at the bar, Barney checks the Internet for Porno Ted, finding some interesting facts including an interview by AVW (Adult Video Weekly) with Real Ted who thought it was Architecture Vision Weekly. Finally, Real Ted decides to meet Porno Ted at the Adult Video Expo.

Real Ted and Barney meet Porno Ted (far left) at the Expo

The meeting leads to something even more interesting... ;)

2. Marshall's Dilemma
Marshall interviews with a notoriously evil corporate law firm, and ends up being flattered, wined and dined, and otherwise seduced into possibly accepting a lucrative job offer, thereby setting aside his dreams of working for the NRDC. Lily tries to give guidance to Marshall in the job selection, but he does not know about Lily's dark secret...

Lily reveals her dark secret to Robin

Which law firm is Marshall going for?

Marshall in his miserable dilemma

Catch HIMYM Season 3 Episode 6 - I'm Not That Guy...

Amazon.com Widgets

V-Tip: Tips from Police (ESPECIALLY FOR GIRLS)

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 15:01:00 +0000

"Almost every single day, I hear kidnapping cases, be it in the news, papers, gossips?, or posts (from Aron Dot Com). Take a moment to read through all of these tips; they might help you one day, hopefully..."

Meaaooww~
(Translation: Please God~)

The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, DO!
If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM! Toss it away from you!! Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet/purse, and he will go for the wallet or purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights, and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver would not see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
Women have a tendency to get into their car after shopping, eating, working, etc..., and just sit (doing their check book, or making a list, etc...) DO NOT DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go.
(AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE!)
A Few Notes about Getting into your Car in a Parking Lot or Parking Garage:
A. Be aware: look around you; look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. (Check out under the car as you approach.)

B. If you are parked next to a big van, you should enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

C. Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest to your car, you may want to walk back into the mall or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs.
(Stairwells are horrible places to be alone, and the perfect crime spot)
If the predator has a gun, but you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. SO RUN & DON'T LOOK BACK!! *Run in a slightly zigzag manner*
Women are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped or killed. Ted Bundy, a serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Real Case (by some anonymous person):

"Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over.

The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door!'

He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby cry recorder, and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they heard baby cries outside their doors when they are home alone at night."

V-Wonder: When to Get Married?

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:03:00 +0000

Since last weekend was my cousin's wedding,
so I'll share some thoughts on when to get married.

"Seeing the newly wed going from table to table toasting,
and people shouting their lungs out -
"YYAAAAMMMM *takes a deep breath* AAMMM SEEEENGGG!!!!"

(chinese way of toasting)

and

the groom bottoms-up his glass..."

~I began to worry~

It's not that I'm old, and should already be married,
it's just that whenever alcohol runs through my body system,
NO, I don't get extremely high/drunk...

...but I'll get really red and really really red.

Yeap~ something like this, but not TOO HoRny~ ;)

Enough said...

When to Get Married??

Your girlfriend asks you to keep the 19th of September 2008 free.
Your girlfriend's father is making hints with a shotgun.
Your girlfriend attends every friend's wedding banquet just to catch the bouquet of flower.
You have been engaged for six years, and you still live with your mother.
Your parents start playing with baby dolls again, making funny baby talks to the doll.
All your colleagues show up with at least 3 kids when you meet up at your college reunion dinner.
If you are a guy, you are ready to inherit a disease called "onegina". If you are a lady, "onewenis".
If you are a guy, you are ready to purchase 4 types of "Ring" - engagement ring, wedding ring, suffe-ring, and endu-ring.
You have overseen the excitement of marriage life, in which the 1st year, the man speaks and the woman listens; the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens; and the 3rd year, you both speaks and the neighbour listens.
Despite of all above, the both of you are still in love... Awww~

*sniff*sniff* I smell something... It smells like....

Still, it's nice seeing two loving people on their wedding day.

!!Congratulations to ALL Newly-Weds!!
*SINCERELY*

The Samurai

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 14:31:00 +0000

"For these guys, surrender was NEVER an option"

Anime: Rurouni Kenshin (Battousai the Slasher)

...looks cooler than...

Who He Was

An upper-class warrior in feudal Japan also called a bushi or "war-man". Samurai were bound to a strict code that saw them preferring to fight to the death or commit ritual suicide (seppuku/harakiri) rather than surrender.

Weapons
Samurai were allowed to wear two swords, a longer katana and a shorter wakizashi and had the right to cut down anyone who rubbed them up the wrong way. The oldest swords were straight, but a desire for tougher, sharper swords gave rise to the curved blade we know today.

The finest blade in history, the sword was a three-ply combination of iron and carbon cooled at different rates to produce a weapon that was frighteningly sharp, yet flexible. A blade was tested by cutting through the bodies of corpses or criminals. A single blow could slice a person into two!

For Honour and Glory!
The samurai were experts in fighting from horseback and on the ground and also practiced unarmed combat. The early samurai fought with the bow and arrow but encounters with Mongol invaders in the 13th century led to a change in fighting style. Samurai then began to use their swords more as well as the naginata (a pike-like weapon).

Golden Moments
In 1185, the Minamoto clan defeated their enemies the Taira, with the help of their samurai. Their leader Yorimoto became the first shogun, or overlord, with the emperors reduced to figureheads for the next 700 years.

Decline
Samurai gradually lost their military role. By the end of the shogun era, most were bureaucrats. In 1867, samurai were banned from carrying swords and the last shogun was toppled in 1868. Former samurai revolted during the next few years, but these uprisings were pointless against a new national army with modern weapons.

Catch Him in Action in
Th historic Tale of Genji, the saga of the Minamotos, and the world's first novel. On screen, watch Akira Kurosawa's samurai classics of the 1950s, or try The Last Samurai, starring Tom Cruise.

V-Review: TV - How I Met Your Mother S03E05

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 15:08:00 +0000

Future Ted is retelling the story about him dating a girl which he forgot her name was, back in 2007. So, for the sake of the story, he names her ______ . (you can easily guess it - starts with 'b', ends with 'a' and 'l' in between; then, say it twice)

Ted and ______ met online, but being embarrassed, she exaggerates on how she met Ted. Describing it as though it is a fairy tale meet up. Barney claims that she is crazy, even positioning her in the HOT/CRAZY Scale.

There are specific names for the line and certain area

From then on, Ted, Marshall, Lily, Barney and Robin tell their story on how they met one another.

1. Marshall and Lily:

Lily wanted help to fix her stereo, somehow she was drawn to Room 110 where Marshall stayed. It was love at first sight. Aww...~ (Perfected story over the years)

2. Ted and Marshall:

Marshall was 'eating sandwich' (smoking weed actually) when Ted enters the room, but Marshall thought Ted was the Dean.

3. Ted and Barney:

They met at the urinal.

4. Ted and Lily:

There are two variations to this:
a. Ted made out with Lily at the freshmen party.
(Ted: Too-Much-Tongue-Guy; Lily: Reasonably-Small-Mouth-Opening Girl)
b. Ted was on the phone, crying, when Lily and Marshall walked into Room 110.

5. Marshall and Barney:

In the bar, Barney took Marshall as his student to teach him how to live.

*Plot Twist*

Marshall confirms the variations of how Ted met Lily. The girl Ted is dating gets even crazier, and tells Ted not to talk to her online anymore while playing World of Warcraft.

(Ted's character is the one on the right)

The episode ends with Ted, at his college reunion in 2020, knowing the real truth on how he actually met Lily.

Black Friday

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:57:00 +0000

When I first saw "Black Friday", I thought it was another perilous Friday believed to cause havoc, fear, whatever nonsensical stuff that anyone can think of - similar to the Friday the 13th.

And that first time was LAST WEEK... (yea, yea...laugh all you want~)

Com'on, Friday is always associated with something bad - there's a story behind it.

2 OPTIONS:

To those who already know, you can continue laughing until your jaw starts to lock.
To those who has the same fate as me, enlighten yourself by reading on...

Overview
Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving in the United States, in which in this very day, U.S. consumers begin their Christmas shopping spree. As Thanksgiving falls on the fourth Thursdays in the U.S., Black Friday may be as early as 23rd of November or as late as 29th of November. This day is heavily promoted by retailers, opening as early as 5 a.m., and offering good deals/discounts to attract customers.

Origin
The origin of Black Friday comes from the shift to profitability during the holiday season. Black Friday was when retailers went from being unprofitable, or "in the red," to being profitable, or "in the black", at a time when accounting records were kept by hand and red indicated loss and black, profit.

V-Tip: Saving Petrol

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:20:00 +0000

(Feeling a little cranky - Sleep Less Nights *been saying that a lot for the whole week*)

From the NEWS:
SOUTH WESTERN EASTERN OF DORKSTINGTON, November 16, 2007: A deranged man in his mid forties was causing a ruckus at the neighbourhood's petrol kiosk when he threatened to shoot a customer with the nozzle after he realised that the price of petrol had risen again. He later tore the clothes he had worn, and went off running nude before the police settled the commotion.

However, it was known that he escaped from the grips of the police, and fled into the woods nearby. If you happen to see a naked man running freely in your neighbourhood, please call immediately this toll free number: 1-600-800-12155. Becareful! He shows no mercy!

Ok, ~~Drinking~~ Saving Petrol...

Guidelines to Petrol Saving #1:
Fill up your car or truck in the morning when the temperature is still cool.

Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground; and the colder the ground, the denser the gasoline. When it gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you are filling up in the afternoon or in the evening, what should be a gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and temperature of the fuel (gasoline, diesel, jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products) are significant. Every truckload loaded is temperature-compensated so that the indicated gallonage is actually the amount pumped. A one-degree rise in temperature is a big deal for businesses, but service stations do not have temperature compensation at their pumps.

GtPS #2:
If a tanker truck is filling the station's tank at the time you want to buy gas, do not fill up.

Most likely dirt and sludge in the tank is being stirred up when gas is being delivered, and you might be transferring that dirt from the bottom of their tank into your car's tank.

GtPS #3:
Fill up when your gas tank is half-full (or half-empty).

This is because the more gas you have in your tank, the less air there is, and gasoline evaporates rapidly, especially when it is warm. (Gasoline storage tanks have an internal floating 'roof' membrane to act as a barrier between the gas and the atmosphere, thereby minimizing evaporation) .

GtPS #4:
When you're filling up do not squeeze the trigger of the nozzle to the high setting.

If you look at the trigger you will see that it has three delivery settings: slow, medium and high. You should be pumping at the slow setting, thereby minimizing vapors created while you are pumping. Hoses at the pump are corrugated; the corrugations act as a return path for vapor recovery from gas that already has been metered. If you are pumping at the high setting, the agitated gasoline contains more vapor, which is being sucked back into the underground tank, so you're getting less gas for your money.

"Save the Petrol, Save the World"

V-Review: TV - How I Met Your Mother S03E04

noreply@blogger.com (VXsite) — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 14:55:00 +0000

This episode is mainly about the showdown between Ted and Barney on who has more 'GAME'.

Definition of 'GAME' : The ability to score with quality hot women with own effort. (well, more or less)

"...you can't spell GAME without ME, and ME has the best game..."

-Barney-

The Challenge: Pick up a girl and the first to sleep with her WINS! *Bad influence isn't it...LoL*

(Marshall, wanting not to be left out, tries to convince Ted and Barney that he has GAME too; even saying that he had won the GAME by marrying Lily. Also, also... Marshall runs the numbers of the numbers of times he and Lily have had sex) *this scene is really funny*

Barney approaches the girl, but only to be slapped on the face as he had slept with her about a year ago. So, this gives Ted the upper hand to win the GAME. Soon, Ted begins to date the girl (Stacy). Usual couple stuff - strolling, cooking, watching movie, etc...

The day to win the GAME finally comes. In the bar, Barney sarcastically supports Ted to win the GAME, claiming he knows from his 'experience' with Stacy.

"...kissing what I already kissed, nuzzling what I already nuzzled, going huhbubububuh on what I have going huhbubububuh on..."

-Barney again-

While with Stacy, Ted sees...

So, Ted fails, while Barney actually has a secret mission behind all these *watch to check it out*

Apart from the GAME, Robin dates with another hot guy, set up by Lily. The guy is one of Lily's kindergarten kid's father. Robin, being not a kid-person, finds it difficult to deal with the kid - Doug. Eventually, Robin thinks that Doug thinks that she is pretty cool, and leads to...

(Uh-oh~)

After a few dates, Robin wants to break up with Doug's father, in which she definitely needs to break up with Doug too. *There is a plot twist here* It ends up that Robin is the one being dumped.

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