An Experiment: I Hope It's Funny.

This makes no AdSense

Andrew Hjermstad — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 14:17:14 +0000

One more reason to move to WordPress.org. I signed up for Google AdSense the other day, and wouldn’t you know it, I was approved!!! I perfected the color scheme of my first ad block, and pasted it onto my blog, and… Nothing happened! WordPress deleted the code! It turns out that WordPress.com doesn’t allow ads. So here’s the quandary. Without revenue, I can’t start a blog on WordPress.org, but with revenue, I might as well stay here on WordPress.com! What shall I do?

Ummm………….

Andrew Hjermstad — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:02:55 +0000

It’s the greatest affliction to haunt our society today, and most people go untreated. It can lead to insanity, hair loss, and gaps in regular blog schedules. Yes my friends, I am talking about writer’s blog (get it? It’s like writer’s block only… never mind) Rather recently I has a writerz bolg, and It was all i could do too avoids talking in lolspeak. To avoid getting infected like I did, one must be very carefulol not to use to much l33t or lals. Once the disease has 8egan to spread, there is very little meanz of stopping it. Only complete innoculation by isolation from teh interwebs can stop it. Even after the infection has run it’s course, side effectz linger. S0rry for not posting in so long. I can has cheezburger now?

Dreams of Whirligigs and Lolipops…

Andrew Hjermstad — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:22:53 +0000

…huh? Drat. It’s 6:29. My bus comes at 6:30. I dash to the kitchen, inhale a bowl of Kellogg’s Apple Jacks (why do they still belong to Kellogg after you buy them? It’s not even compound possession: “Yours and Kellogg’s Apple Jacks”. No, it’s “Kellogg’s”), and run out the door, thankfully remembering to be fully clothed. Yikes it’s chilly out here! Where is everybody? Meh, they probably all have Swine Flu, or Bird Flu, or Amoebic Dysentery. Where is that bus? Maybe it came earlly today, or maybe the bus driver has Swine Flu…maybe the entire school has it? I daydream about being the last healthy person on earth awhile, but then I realize that it’s like 6:44 and the bus isn’t coming. I walk home (having spent all my spare energy running before.) and look at the calendar. “Two Hour Late Start”. My most efficient day yet and it’s a “Two Hour Late Start?” No!!!

You know what’s funny?

Andrew Hjermstad — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 01:33:42 +0000

This is: The Cruel Shoes by Steve Martin

Did you know…

Andrew Hjermstad — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:54:36 +0000

… That most of my posts are written in less than a minute? You should be either proud or ashamed of me right now. If you have no emotion, read it again, this time without the music playing. That’s right, I do this sort of thing pretty much stream-of-consciousness. I’ll warn you if I don’t, I think.

What IS the difference?

Andrew Hjermstad — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:13:26 +0000

Tasty cake!

Andrew Hjermstad — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:28:19 +0000

First person to leave a comment gets a piece of delicious angel food cake! (must have means of sending cake through modem)

Laurane in Spain…

Andrew Hjermstad — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 12:23:50 +0000

…falls mainly down the stairs. Poor thing. I met her the other day. I was in a cot next to her, with a hangnail, feeling very sorry for myself, when I saw her. She was in a full body cast, and seemed in more pain then I was. (It took me a while to believe that) But as soon as I made friends with her, she stole my cake. Lesson learned; don’t talk to new friends while they telepathically eat your carrot cake.

The Injustice!

Andrew Hjermstad — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:21:03 +0000

Why me? I didn’t deserve this! I can’t handle it! Let me tell you how it happened. I was walking down the hall, wait. Let’s go back a bit. I was putting away my things. No, still not far back enough. I was eating cereal, drat, nope. Okay, from the top. I woke up at 6:10, ate a breakfast of apple jacks & raspberry yogurt, caught the bus, was putting away my stuff, started walking down the hall, and bam it happened. I stubbed my toe! You feel my pain, right?

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Andrew Hjermstad — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 12:16:24 +0000

Oh, drat! I am sooooooo tired, myyyyyy keybbbbbbboard is ssticking! SSSSsssorrry. How’s your day been? Well, it’s morning in the mid-west, but how about you devoted readers in Balikpapan where it is 8:14 in the evening? How do you do? For the rest of my readers, good day and good morning. (Good night Balikpapan!)