watching machtuzs

More Hot Nookies

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:49:00 +0000

Well, I just could not stop watching Knocked Up over and over again. It's the most "normal" nookie movie ever made. It's not that entirely hardcore but just enough to make one gets going on a good day. Not everyone gets going on the good day unless they have help, right? Good thing some people come up with some alternative like Kamagra. Viagra is so last decade and sound so old. It's about time, I say.

Getting that kind of help is not a big issue anymore these days. Popping Kamagra Tablets really gets the job done. Sorry some woman on TV says that sex is certainly become a job sometimes.

Ugh! By the thought of it, it's really not exciting. Although the good news is, it's putting Kamargra UK in business all the time. However, getting those tablets might not be that bad. A little pumped up action won't hurt once in awhile.

What I am saying? Yeah the movie Knocked Up. Well, if there's one thing that sticks in my mind is this, "Just get it on already." Something like that line is pretty confusing especially if the point of it all is reaching a common pleasure. Kids these days! They should have learned a thing or two from their parents.

Top 3 New Movies With Bamboo Wars

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:17:00 +0000

Some movies are just pro-green, pro-trees, mostly pro-bamboos. Is it a way of the movies to advocate about being environmental, like saving the trees or something? Because honestly, I really think so. It's quiet an education of how the bamboo becomes a very versatile tree. If I miss something, please do add them on the list. But so far, these movies have captivated and stuck in my mind - the fight scene and the extreme green:

DOA - Dead or Alive

House of Flying Daggers

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Ultimate Adventure Movies You Need To Watch

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Thu, 29 May 2008 09:24:00 +0000

I know not all of you will agree with my choices, or maybe I left out one or two movies. But here's my list of ultimate treasure slash movies:

Besides the fact that they are fun to watch, they have these common elements that have move me instead than anything else about these films:

1. The Gold Color Theme. I notice that every movie has this gold things, background and generally the posters. Not all of them, but the movies have always have a gold scene, and usually supported with fire. Big big and huge fire everywhere.

2. The Ancient World. Egypt is never absent. Desert is a fixed scene. Deep jungle of no return another check. It's either Africa or the Latin America. Or at least, these places are always present.

3. The Conspiracy. It seems that throughout time everybody is trying to hide everything. What's the whole deal with this crap. Protect the world. No wonder most people are left blank and historically and geographically stupid these days.

4. The Non-English Speaking Villains. It range from RrrrRrr-loving Russians to clueless and tattooed slash pierced tribes.

5. The Conspiracy. After the heroes get the treasure, they all realize it's not really worth it. And then, the trying hard enemies get it and eventually die.

The New Compass?

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Sun, 25 May 2008 22:14:00 +0000

I found this picture of a sculpture somewhere on the Internet. It was described as "compass points." I was not sure if it pointed to real directions, but this really reminded me of a toy when I was growing up, much less likely a compass. Good thing this is a work of art, because had this be a compass, it definitely would not take me anywhere, otherwise I'd be everywhere.

Dead Like Me

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Sat, 17 May 2008 15:50:00 +0000

This show has been sadly canceled. It's really too bad this show didn't last that long. It's actually "My so-called afterlife." It's about this girl who died because she has been hit by a toilet seat from outer space. There is a story. A sort of good one, but perhaps the audience have stopped patronizing it. It may have lost its flavor over time. There is a new show that probably a revised version of this series. Hmmn *think* How about watching this TV show first? CLICK HERE.

Penelope

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Sun, 11 May 2008 14:48:00 +0000

Hmmn... we all need fairy tales some times, modern ones of course. This is a feel good movie. I'm sorry but sometimes I have my biases on such films. I really think this is a friend's project. What I mean to say is that... someone has produced it and friends kind of lend a hand or two. For example, Reese Witherspoon taking a back seat role? Okaay. Anyway, all in all Penelope has made an impression on me. I don't know, something to do with the nose? Ha! Gotcha! Not entirely! It's artsy fartsy but quiet real for what a movie should be. Lol! I think I confuse you with that... just watch the MOVIE.

Frontier(s)

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:39:00 +0000

I don't really buy the fact that the controversy has challenged this horror flick right to the shelf, although it's an advantage on my part since I don't watch movies in the big theater. You know what, I will make an exception for Frontier(s). Good thing they finally have a cinema release date which is tomorrow May 9. Or, I might just wait for the DVD uncut version on May 13. Hmmnn... *think deeply*

I'm quiet picky about gory blood-smothering films. Hmmnn this one... I'm speechless. I still couldn't stop wondering why this is unrated. Do you need someone to say something so a movie could be shown, even do good, in the theaters?

Although honestly, base on its trailer, there is a trace of a little bit of this and that from some scary movies I know. Those flesh-devouring psychos are in killing sprees again. Sometimes I want to see these kind of hell-ish action for my self, like for real or so. You know what I mean about horror movie? I don't wan to spoil your viewing pleasure. Just watch the trailer, CLICK HERE.

Grey's Anatomy Season 4 Episode 13

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Sat, 03 May 2008 00:10:00 +0000

After being absent from this blog for quiet sometimes, something has given me a sweet kick on my face. Hehehehehe! I really feel couchy, lazy couchy and yeah something like that lately. I want to write something about everything I have watched, but I have been busy. Ha Ha Ha! Like that matters. But hey, I am back!

Ha! Who is that lady in red standing outside Seattle Grace Hospital? This is the few moments that we just want to give a moment of long thought. Spicy spicy! I don't know I definitely can talk watch girl now! Lol! I heart that quote from Cristina as she still continue to kiss Dr. Hahn's huge ass. I applaud how this episode is crafted. It is such a work of art. I'm so moved.

Do you want to find out the lady in red? CLICK HERE to find out.

Calling Models Wannabes

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:46:00 +0000

Most movie actors come from a job called modeling. Who doesn't want to be a model? It doesn't really take a lot of effort to make money out of it. Like, you just pose and pose as the camera click and click. How hard is that? Plus, you get to be paid more than an eight hour job. There are several actors who are former models: Cameron Diaz, Michelle Pfeiffer , that girl in that zombie movie Resident Evil (Milla Jovovich) and so many more to mention.

Anybody can be a model as soon as now, check http://www.lookoftheyear.com. You get cash if someone finds you very very pretty. Just so you know... I'm helping out you guys get a job. Me, I'll be a couch potato and watch on the tube while you're working. That's my work. Weehoo!

Just watched Street Kings

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:30:00 +0000

Besides the not-A-list actors ensemble, Street Kings is quiet a good movie. I think Keanu justified his character - a bitter cop. I like how the cops roll in the film, actually. It's not some fancy movies that policemen are projected as live superheroes, who dodge bullets with exceptional unbreakable bones. It's the real deal. Even the way they talk and walk around each other, it's so cop-sy. Lol!

Yeah all right, cops are everyday heroes but some of them are shitty as well. It's still all about the money that rips people off. This is not really an action action movie. This is a COP movie. Not a reality show, but definitely showcase the reality of the police force. Watch the movie HERE.

Prom Night

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:13:00 +0000

I'm really in this movie for the costume design! Not! I swear my expectations just went down the drain, even for the prom dress. I cannot even imagine how it slams every other movie in the box office with $22.7 million. What is it about this movie? The lead character is not even that prom-y. She's supposed to be the prom queen or something, but she's not. I don't know which part of trauma she does not represent. Weak. Weak. Weak. But then again, it's a remake. Perhaps the people behind the movie wants to stick to the original script. Hell yeah! For a remake, a weak thumbs up; for a thriller, thumb thumping down. CLICK HERE to watch the movie.

Greek Season 1 Episode 14

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:36:00 +0000

war!

peace.

and animals?

Retribution and then some. The house of Omega Chi and Kappa Tau is having a feud. It's so child stuff, or is this how they roll in fraternity house. Somehow I can't blame them because it does fire the closeness up between brothers. I don't know what it's like to be in these organizations, but hell I know that people get so desperate as pledges. I think they are just looking for a little fun. Frat wars? I think they are just low. Too low.

While the guys are making wars, the ZBZ girls are making amends with their fallen sister Frannie. Of course it is hard for Casey to accept and forgive the whole thing as the matter is both a group and personal concern.

Well, sometimes shows have to be bland. I think this is. *yawn* Watch the full episode. CLICK HERE.

Shameless Season 5 Episode 16

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:14:00 +0000

More Dad drama since the last episode. This time, it's Frank versus Ian. This is really a classic situation between a father and his child. I've been in it. All I can say is ditto! Ditto! Ditto!

Not really my favorite episode, but this one is pretty graphic. Monica gives birth. Frank is in coma for a time. Shane proposes to his vegetarian hooker girlfriend. Blah. Blah. Blah. How about watching it for yourself? CLICK HERE.

Samantha Who? Season 1 Episode 10

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:56:00 +0000

Oh this is good... really good. It's that ex-girlfriend whose trying to get rid of the girlfriend, whose also trying to get rid of the ex-girlfriend. Classic. How would you feel if your ex-boyfriend - whom you still got feelings for - kiss in front of you? Samantha feels _________. CLICK HERE to find out.

COMING SOON: STREET KINGS

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 14:14:00 +0000

Stay tune for the free screening. For the meantime, check out its TRAILER.

HOOLIGANS

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:02:00 +0000

Also known as the Green Street Hooligans, daaayum this is a bloody film, yeah? Anything with passion, I dig. English blokes know how it's done - violence, rage, hate... all because for the love of football. Or is it, somehow? This is the modern day version of war. This is real war, not those in Iraq or Afghanistan. That's all bullocks! They don't really stand for what they fight for. No passion. Just obeying orders. But the Hooligans... the Hooligans fight for reputation, pride, oh yeah whatever make them man enough. I buy it. I motherfucking buy it. Hardcore maleness. Paaassssionnn... it's what the world need. However it is carried, it's better than standing down. I say, stand your ground!

CHECK TRAILER. Or, WATCH MOVIE.

Shameless Season 5 Episode 15

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:24:00 +0000

The Maguires. The show isn't just about the Gallaghers anymore. The drug dealing family of the Maguires are almost fascinating like Frank's brood. This episode definitely highlights how far a father would go to protect his family. Actually, Patrick Maguire smashed Shane's face and all for dating a hoe.

The Gallaghers. Their respect for their drunk father is the apparent proof of unconditional love. Family accepts each other's strengths and weaknesses... truths and lies. In this episode, Debbie finally introduces her boyfriend, 10 years her senior.

***Lesson learned: FAMILY DINNER IS IMPORTANT. IT SYMBOLIZES THE ESSENCE OF WHOLENESS SLASH HOLINESS.

CLICK HERE to view the full episode.

Diary Of The Dead

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:33:00 +0000

The thing about "... of the Dead" movies is how zombies evolve just like humans. See, the earliest movie has featured walking zombies. Then, zombies in later movies learn to walk faster. The next thing you expect is zombies flying, considering they have learned to run, I mean really run faster. Hey, if they are not flying by now they might as well be sprinting. You get what I mean?

I don't know, I just expect so much from these zombie series of George A. Romero. I'm huge fan of the 1968 Night of the Living Dead. It's probably my all-time favorite zombie movie. Well sort of, not counting those hopping zombies in Chinese movies. Perhaps Romero wants to show a different stroke of the zombie culture. Lol!

And here's the thing I really think Debra (Michelle Morgan) looks like A. J. Langer without the mole. Check the TRAILER or CLICK HERE to watch the movie.

Cloverfield

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:08:00 +0000

This was another movie that I hesitated to watch. Yup, I got to be sooo biased sometimes. In this case, I was a little traumatized by a movie a long long time ago that conned many for its marketing strategy - "a documentary." Ha ha! It was the Blairwitch Project, silly! Oh well, I decided to view Cloverfield. Here's what popped into my mind:

1. Start of a movie - "OMG! Blairwitch-wannabe movie!"

2. Running after 5 minutes - "This is so Gossip Girl-ish." [Maybe because its setting was in Manhattan?]

3. After few few few minutes - "So Blairwitchy Gossip Girl-ish. Lotsa screaming and good-looking boys (and girls)."

4. Almost there minutes (rising action) - "So Blairwitch. I mean, the What was that? line... so blairwitch. The characters are in denial after seeing those creature, calling it stuff or thing or whatever. Why could they just say MONSTER."

5. When the monster was nearly visible - *me surprised*"What the efff was that?! Was that Godzilla?!" Lol! I thought so too! It kinda reminded me of Ultraman, Magma Man, Shaider and even the Go Go Power Rangers!

For what it was worth, I loved the first person point of view throughout the movie. There's this feeling of anticipation and longing at the same time. It was like, you wanted to see those parts of the scenes but the guy with the freaking camera was looking somewhere else, or flirting with Marlena until she was killed. Oh well, I got a little rush somehow. CLICK HERE to watch the full movie. Get that barf bag ready y'all!

Dan in Real Life

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:04:00 +0000

After ignoring it for quiet some times, I finally got myself to watch Dan in Real Life. I was a little bias because of Steve Carell. He had this thing that annoyed me, particularly in The Office. Or maybe, his character in the TV show affected me for real and it made me hate him for a reason. Of course, I watched him in different characters like the 40 Year Old Virgin, Little Miss Sunshine and Evan Almighty. I just didn't find him that funny.

Anyway, the movie did not exactly move me until the last part. All in all, it kinda sucked for a family film. It followed a pattern. You could have that little comparison with The Family Stone - falling in love with the brother's girl coupled with the idea of the monumental importance of family. Yup, something like that.

But I loved the little line trinkets (as I called them). Like, "Love is not a feeling. It's an ability." That left me a major "Huh?" actually. And that, the possibility of knowing and being convinced of being in love after three days; then, repeating to one's self that "I love her. I love her. I love her" or him him him.

The movie was simple. So simple, it was kinda boring. But if you would dissect it, you'd definitely find its flavor: Peanut butter and jelly with honey sandwich. Aww! CLICK HERE to watch the movie.

Shameless Season 5 Episode 14

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:34:00 +0000

The uncanny writing of Paul Abbott did it again! I just watched the latest episode of Shameless. Definitely shameless! The twist... the issue... the situation... the condition... it's fucking brilliant writing entwine through a labyrinth of family life. 7th Heaven? No match at all! Shameless got it all real, pretty real or at least in England. But see, almost everybody could be in each reality of the families of the show. Who could argue more?

I'm so moved how Abbott created every character with solid background and future. Their flow of transition, which happened during significant occasions has been flawless. I was quiet shocked when Debbie (almost 16) has been seeing a 26 year old cop (I seem to forget his name).

These what also happened:

1. Carl has tricked Karen into teaching him foreplay, just so he could further play with himself. Lol! End up got beaten by Jamie.

2. Liam was troubled about being poor. He liked it actually for some reasons.

3. Frank lacked sleep, got drunk less... eventually bothered him.

4. Mandy still wanted a date, made drastic measures to get one.

5. Mimi finally admitted her anger management problem.

6. Patrick was not happy about how Mimi changed for the better.

Okay... CLICK HERE to watch the said episode.

Pushing Daisies

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:47:00 +0000

Sometimes all we need is a light TV show at the end of the day. I mean face it, we go through the trouble of the seemingly drama-thon of life each day, only to go home to experience the fictional version of it on the tube. Perhaps we all love drama. I do sometimes, but I prefer it to have flickers of colors and flutters of ingenuity. This is the first time an artsy-themed conquered TV, or at least the only one I know of.

Pushing Daisies is somewhat the Amelie* of television. It brings out that certain kind of innocent eagerness. The show is about a guy who could bring back the dead if he touches it, him or her for a minute. More than that period, someone or something has to die in place of the resurrected. Accidentally, some private detective has found out about his extraordinary gift. The next thing they do, they are cashing in on the reward money that being offered if the case is cracked. See, they go to the morgue, wake the dead, ask the killer, and eventually claim the reward.

Until one day things get complicated when the guy has to bring back his childhood sweetheart to life. Then... and then... the story will continue when you'll watch the show. Gotcha!

GreeK

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:30:00 +0000

This is so American Pie slash Road Trip slash Dead Man in Campus slash all-those-movies-that-motivates-kids to college. I admit, partying around is amongst my goals in acquiring higher learning. Oh so I likey like this TV series. So what's separates this show from other shows of the same genre? People don't have to think big. It's simple - college is party or good grades or both or otherwise. I want to be in college all over again.

The show centers on siblings Casey and ~~Spitter~~ Rusty Cartwright and their journey through fraternity existence in college, which is mixed with love and love and more love and everything else fun(ny). Did I say lonelygirl15 is on the show? Yuh uh!!!! Anyway, check it out as it premieres its second season.

Quarterlife

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:50:00 +0000

it's reality bites all over again. that's just it. i mean, nothing really special. but of course, people love to see how other people live. it's kind of real because the show is about someone blogging about her life and friends. it's fascinating how reality tv fuses with creativity. okay that sounds very convincing.

it's not like the creators make this show because reality shows top the charts. hmmnn euhmmm yeah?! well, people buy drama especially with sex in it. lotsa lotsa sex. i'm still waiting for the good stuff to kick in. still, it's reality. i don't know but i guess that's how the world works. everybody likes to watch everybody else. and then comes comparison, and then comes insecurity. it's like i have my reality; you have your reality; someone else's reality is my fantasy or yours. get it?

R O S W E L L

noreply@blogger.com (the girl) — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:48:00 +0000

Where have I been when this show was running? Hmmnn *think*think*think* Oh I was in college. I never afforded time for TV. I was partying and crashing every gig I could think of. You know, the typical college lifestyle. Now that part of my life, I surely didn't miss out! Not like someone I know. *roll eyes* Oh well those were the days.

But somehow, I couldn't forgive myself on missing Roswell. I could've fantasized with Brendan Fehr's character as a teenager. I'm 20 sumtin' sumtin' now, and I'm still planning to send a self-stamped envelop to Mr. Fehr for his photo, which I demand it to be something from his Roswell days. I could still be a virgin during that time, and obsessing with a guy virgin. That sounds funny - hahahaha - guy virgin. At the peak of the show, Fehr has admitted in an interview that he is still in the big V pool. Of course, he's married now so it's a different story.

Deym! Anyway, I have been watching Roswell for the past week. I'm almost on the last season. It's just that, I have been into aliens when I was a kid. My daddy gave me this book, and I remember reading it over and over again before bedtime. And then, I would think so deeply and ask- what if? *sigh* It has just been so nostalgic.

I start the show with a curiosity on aliens and stuff. Now, I find myself fantasizing of Michael Guerin. I want someone like him. He is my ideal ~~man~~ ~~alien~~ hybrid. What if? Just so what if?

I love how the alien story integrates with teenage issues. It's not out front nagging on what-about-teenagers-and-their-raging-hormones? If you are watching this, you mostly focus on the alien story. But if you watch closely, you will realize that there is the human side. Aside the romance and stuff like that, Roswell is all about belongingness. If you take the aliens, people still have an issues regarding being someone somewhere.

There's just this one objection I have- the curfew. Besides Michael whose been living alone, everybody else always gets away with the curfew and whereabouts. There are only few episodes that highlight this part. How dumb could their parents be? Well, except Sheriff Valenti. Watch the full season HERE.