That's Life.

Escapism Schmescapism

2011-12-13T13:09:00.013+08:00

In order to run away from my age, my boring life and the mirror, in the last 3 months or so I've been watching any film I can get my hands on. I'm talking, films back to back to back.

Maybe I should get therapy.

Anyway it's all such a blur of films that I've decided to make a list. I swear next month I'll take up reading or, I donno, getting a life.

Fiddler On The Roof
Home
Most of the Madea Films
For Coloured Girls
Titicut Follies
To Kill A Mockingbird
Vagina Monologues
Citizen Kane
All the Stanley Kubrick Films
Every Ryan Gosling movie (Stay, Fractured, Lars, Half Nelson, Blue Sunshine, Crazy Stupid Love, The Ides of March, all.of.it)
Rosemary's Baby
Nosferatu
The Haunting
Exorcist (Really at this point it's a comedy)
No Country For Old Men
Bridget Jones Diary (Yes, again)
Iron Man (It's not that bad. I mean, at least it's not Transformers. And that fler Iron Man and Gwnyeth Paltrows chemistry saved the film from being a complete cliched bore.)
A Fish Called Wanda
The Birdcage
The Fall
Sunshine (Don't know what the fuss is about. Apart from the obvious fact that Space = Cool.)
Everything Monty Python
Entourage 1
Mad Men 1
Cosby Show (Again. And most of the seasons)
Dexter (All the Seasons)
Big Bang Theory
All seasons of Father Ted
Deconstructing Harry
American History X
Derstung Undergang (Yes, I'm aware I butchered the title)
Dumb & Dumber (I just don't get it this time around)
To Wong Foo With Love ( <3 )
The Elephant Man (Nothing about Anthony Hopkins changes I swear)

Friends With Benefits and uh, it's carbon copy No Strings Attached (I think the directors had some kind of bet over who could make the same film premise and get better box office numbers)
Some episodes of 2005's Dr. Who
Will & Grace (Again. All the seaons)

Stand up shows by R. Peters, L.C.K, Kathy Griffin, George Carlin, Bill Maher, Bill Cosby, Robin Williams, Mitch Hedburg, Dave Chapelle, Kat Williams, Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock...everyone. And like, all their specials. Not for the first time most of them.
Super High Me
The Invention of Lying
In Bruges
Awakenings
Tesis (Dumbshit film.)
Straight Story
Gran Torino
Private Parts (Then spent a night and day listening to a ton of Howard Stern shows)
Pollock
Jenna Marbles & Luan Legacy on Utube...like everything they've ever done.
Fargo (That film pissed me off)
Adventureland
The Bucket List
Amelia
City Lights
Black Swan
Leon
Mr. Jones (Again. I'll take Richard Gere bipolar or unipolar man, dang. Fine ass.)
Fisher King
The Big Lebowski
Good, Bad & The Ugly
Amadeus (Total rockstar film, something about the fashion of this era. Rock.Star.)
The Infidel
Goodfellas
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Fuss, again, what the hell you about?)
Lock, Stock, Two Smoking Barrells
Into the Wild
Mystic River
Reign Over Me
Men Who Stare At Goats
Shawshank Redemption
Pulp Fiction
Sister Act (Whoopi Goldberg sometimes strikes me as an insane henwit, but her films are classic.)
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
Requiem For A Dream
Rent (The acting may have been a bit shit but hello the songs!)
Rainman
Public Enemies
City Lights (Oh Charlie Chaplin...like Michael Jackson...there's just something about you I find sexual)
Chaplin
American Gigolo (Wow bad film, but dang sexy Gere!)
Beetlejuice (Why not again?)
Birdman of Al Catraz
Donnie Darko (I don't think I got it. Not fully. Maybe not even at all. Should watch it again.)
The Runaways (Kristen Stewart was so sexy here. Like damn.)
Fisher King
Dogma (Again. Wow that film needed James Lipton up in that bitch. Like join an acting class or something man. Even Affleck and Damon looked dodgy. And those bitches can act.)
Twilight (I was practically delirious with fever and coerced okay. But godawful film. Even through the cramps and chills I was like, what the fuuuuuuuck.)
Harold & Maude
Let The Right One In
Raging Bull
Your Highness (I just don't get it)
Powder (But not the whole film so I guess it doesn't count. I was too busy laughing at ridiculousness of calling an albino Powder.)
Zelig
Baraka
Boy A
Four Christmases (These kinds of comedies don't really say much. They're sort of entertaining, but strike me as the films you watch if you hate your life and want it to pass by you without a fuss. Even with Vince Vaughns genius. What's a good romantic comedy? Oh I know, crazy stupid love was alright, but probably cos Steve Carell is brilliant.)
Four Lions
Pygmalion
Please Give
Dave Chapelles Block Party
Go Getter
Fido
I'm Not There
Buried
Death At A Funeral
The Assassination of Jesse James
Worlds Greatest Dad
Zeitgeist 3
The Science of Sleep (Again)
The people vs. Larry Flint
I Love You Man
Worlds Greatest Dad (SPOILER : The scene where the kid dies is a surprise I'll give it that, but what person just leaves his son dangling by his asphyxiation rope and proceeds to bawl like an idiot for 5 minutes. Ever heard of CPR teacher-man, hellluuuuuu.)
Ed Wood
Pineapple Express
Tin tin
The Aristocrats
Four Lions

Something's wrong with me if I'm watching this many films within the time frame of a couple of months. I mean there's tons more films, these are just what I remember. Which is sick. Help! And I've got so many more films set for viewing today. EGAD.

The First 25

2011-10-29T14:44:00.003+08:00

Can an age be a first if it's also going to be your last and only?

Whatever, our really young youth is now firmly behind us. We are 25 (December is like tomorrow Wei Ni), so we are trying to pack as many 'firsts' as we can with this last year of...whatever it may be. Here's the list.

Popo had her :

First Starbucks

First Steak

First Salad

Bought her first nice phone

Bought her first laptop

Went shopping

Became 60% rawist (OLD MOFO. MUST)

First Doc Martens (Fake la.)

First passport

Bought first plane ticket (But it's for next year. What's that thing kids like to do? -_-")

First paycheck for performing musically

First time shooting a gun

:) It's a big deal for me la okay! I'm quite pleased.

Wei Ni's :

First time flying a plane (My first time sitting in a tiny plane and also first time facing my mortality)

First time shooting a gun

First solo holiday (How cool?)

First I-phone (Also first phone she's bought herself? Discounting the 90dollar Nokia)

A good reminder that no matter how old we get, there will always be a first thing for us to try out. Like...first missing tooth, first wrinkle, first breast lift, first teen murder-spree. It's all a party up in this bitch.

We Wanna Be Hip! But We're Breaking Our Hips.

2011-10-22T13:12:00.003+08:00

This year, Wei Ni and I discovered Tumblr. It was mostly because of 2 things :

1. Google the god of our time froze this blog, and our email account. Rendering us helpless.

2. All the motherfucking tiny tots were going on this thing called Tumblr and we are at that age where we are ever ready to jump on the Tiny Tot bandwagon.

Unfortunately in our search for Tiny-tot-dom we have created too many god-damn blogs, and then google chooses to unfreeze our blogspot account leaving us with a shit-tonne of blogs. So now I have to document our blogs in case we ever forget them.

Wei Ni's blogs :

Bitch I Ain't Friendly (Main tumblr)

Peep (Wei Ni grew up to become a boutique owner)

Peepb (I think it has something to do with fashion)

Popo's blogs :

I Am The Lord (Main tumblr -and FYUI I now think I'm Jesus. True story.)

I Am The Lords Scrapbook

By Popsicles (My art blog)

From La-la to Whoa (My music blog)

Pop Shop (Where I try to sell things miserably)

Not to mention our twitter accounts :

Er....@bitchiaintfriendly and @Politeiakody

And our youtube accounts :

Pocacacha & Intuchinq

LIKE HELLO, I NEED TO DEVELOP SOME SPLIT PERSONALITIES TO HANDLE THIS SHIT. And Wei Ni wont let me delete anything. Because I apparently deleted all our old youtube videos and since we're dull old people now we can't reminisce.

We Have Moved

2011-10-22T13:05:00.002+08:00

To http://www.iamthelordscrapbook.tumblr.com

Changing loyalties for a while. They have a reblog button. :).

Anxious Aggie!

2010-10-26T08:22:00.004+08:00

"I cannot teach you violence. I can only teach you not to bow your heads before anyone even at the cost of your life." Mahatma Gandhi.

Word my Indian brother. I'm becoming about as bald as Gandhi right now. Pffft.

Divinator Wanted

2010-10-21T08:35:00.002+08:00

Aiyoh, every morning I wake up I have to slowly seperate what was a dream and what actually happened that night. Is this an effect of age?? I am 24 years old. And as a 24 year old a 14 year old wished me a wonderful birthday {heart} and told me that age was just a number.

How we come and we go.

At least her going was quick after the slap I gave her snapped her neck in two. :).

5 Hour Countdown

2010-10-18T18:39:00.002+08:00

In 5 hours I will be 24 years old, that's almost 25, and as Jessica Simpson says, "25, that's like, almost mid-twenties." I'm not making fun of her, but I have to say she's got number problems. First with 25....then proclaiming those mom jeans she wore were a size 4....

Stop it! It's not nice. I'm just a bitter old lady...who is going to see Paramore tomorrow!

No To Adam Glambert

2010-10-15T08:20:00.004+08:00

Our genius Malaysian government thinks Adam Lambert will turn everyone gay with his Glamnation tour. Bitch please, if Bini Puaka hasn't already turned every straight man then nothing will.

I wish idiots would grow a brain or pass away. Then I can stop looking like a crazy angry person all the time. I'm really quite lovely you know. :D.

Enough Is Enough

2010-10-13T14:30:00.002+08:00

Dang, stupid distractions will take your life over if you let it! "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." -albert einstein- . This is where I stop working morning, noon and night.

I Always Make My Way Around It

2010-10-04T18:58:00.006+08:00

I tell you I'm getting very sick of being nauseous and vomiting. My condolences go out to pregnant women. And everyone who works through vomits.

Today I wanted to run no matter how sick I was, unfortunately I don't have my work out clothes :(. I only have 6 days to get in shape for a marathon!

Also I've been up with work related doings since 6.30 am and I'll probably be up with work related doings far far far on into the wee morning. Therefore I am very bitter.

I'm a bitter, nauseous, vomiting, fat girl.

So this is my bitter post. It's supposed to be therapeutic. You know, the venting.

Now that I've got that childish display out of the way I guess I have to get back to work. BUT I DON'T WANT TO! There should days you can use up at the office under the 'Cos I really just don't wanna' section.

Pffft. Some days you just have to claw and bite your way through.

"Every now and then we all want something, even if there's no way of gettin' it

If I stomp my feet could that make me, Be the way around it,

Could I get myself around it." Avril Lavigne

Slow Down You Crazy Child

2010-09-29T23:10:00.001+08:00

That's all.

Missing Bedtime

2010-09-29T02:26:00.002+08:00

The Funny Thing About Human Beings

A man asked my friend Jaime Cohen: ‘What is the human being’s funniest characteristic?’

Cohen said: ‘Our contradictoriness. We are in such a hurry to grow up, and then we long for our lost childhood. We make ourselves ill earning money, and then spend all our money on getting well again. We think so much about the future that we neglect the present, and thus experience neither the present nor the future. We live as if we were never going to die, and die as if we had never lived.’

-Paulo Coelho-

I have to remember to live in the present. Remember the moment. Live in the present. It doesn't matter how insanely busy I'm going to be the next two weeks because; Presently I would like...to Karaoke. But it's 2.30am and no one will Karaoke with me. Boo sama korang. I need to sleep so that I can be a fresh illustrator, event organiser and musician this week!

Voice Of A Friend

2010-09-29T00:22:00.002+08:00

"I find these scraps of writing all over the house… they are a glimpse into his mind, the disquiet he tries to hide from me

Where is everyone?

What’s going on?

How lost he feels." -Philip Toledano-

No Regrets

2010-09-28T08:34:00.002+08:00

"After a while, I realized I couldn’t keep telling him that his wife had died. He didn’t remember, and it was killing both of us, to constantly re-live her death.

I decided to tell him she’d gone to Paris, to take care of her brother, who was sick.

‘Days with my father’ is a journal.

A record of our relationship, and the time we spent over the last three years." -Philip Tolenado-

It's too early in the morning to head into the city for a UN Conference. Why do people who like to save the world also like to do it at the crack of dawn?

Through The Lens

2010-09-27T19:29:00.005+08:00

I swear I get sleepier, and sleepier, and tireder and tireder by the day. This is like ancient times yo. Speaking of ancient times, in busy days of media and events I remember my dream to go visit the holy, quiet space of Tibet. Maybe there people talk a little bit less, and say a little bit more. I wanted to put up a photograph taken by Steve Mccurry, because I bought 'National Geographics Greatest Photographs' yesterday, and what do you know? I haven't seen the national geographic girl in it, but what Steve said about the Dalai Lama was so much better.

"He never made me feel that he had something more important to do than be with me in that moment." -Steve Mccurry-

They Call Me Black Jesus, White Moses

2010-09-24T22:35:00.002+08:00

Yemen, 1993, Steve Mccury

From A Land Far Away

2010-09-24T07:57:00.004+08:00

The Tree of Life 1909

Gustav Klimt 1862-1918

Art Noveau

My Heart Is A Thousand Miles Away!

2010-09-22T07:52:00.003+08:00

There's nothing I would like more this morning than to run away to a nice quiet beach and just stay there for a week. This is Polulu beach in Hawaii, and in my heart...I'm there.

Stab In The Dark

2010-09-21T01:09:00.002+08:00

I dreamt of a serial killer last night. He was trying to kill me, and boy was he a sneaky bastard. He followed me doggedly everywhere, and the scenes went by like the worst of horror films! It ended with me running on the road on all fours, like I was some kind of mutant beast. Like a panther, or a jungle cat. I always run like that in my dreams. I wonder what it means...will I develop superpowers one day?

"There's still a little bit of your taste, in my mouth. There's still a little bit of you laced, with my doubt....There's still a little bit of your ghost, your witness. There's still a little bit of your face, I haven't kissed....There's still a little bit of your song, in my ear. There's still a little bit of your words I long to hear. Step a little closer to me, so close I can't see what's going on." Damien Rice.

The Purple Pills Thrashed The Grand Ideas Out Of Me

2010-09-21T00:09:00.004+08:00

I literally went screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech. Hey, who loved Screech from Saved by the Bell? Aih, the good old days of Cosby, Perfect Strangers...Who's the Boss?...Cheers...I Love Lucy...Fresh Prince...Murphy Brown...Flying Nun...Xena : Warrior Princess....screeeeeeeeeeeccccccccchhh. What?? Don't judge me motherfuckers. Being a kid was nice, don't get me wrong being an adult is a damn good time, but being a kid was nice. I don't see why adults don't get treated like children more often! I would like to be fed and bathed and hugged and watch TV all day and be given ice cream whenever I fell down too hard and a bottle to put me to sleep to....screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeccccch. What???

Whatever. The 30-day countdown to my 24th birthday is coming. I'm about to have my yearly meltdown folks!

"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized" -Adolf Hitler

Well, if I'm looking to achieve something before I'm 24...I'm surely not a Hitler! That's something I've done mother!

Let Go

2010-09-17T08:40:00.003+08:00

When someone sees the same person everyday, as had happened with him at the seminary, they wind up becoming a part of that person's life. And then they want the person to change, if someone isn't what others want them to be, the others become angry. Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, but none about his or her own. The Alchemist.

I swear if I have to listen to another girl complain about how her boyfriend puts on his pants the wrong way I'll slap them both. If someone isn't who you need them to be, you need to let go, but that's life; Always changing the sneaky bastard. Everything will turn out okay. Erm, but some people, like Hitler, you must change ok.

A Day To Myself

2010-09-16T22:15:00.005+08:00

"I soon discovered that my husband was an indefatigable sight-seer. Unfortunately his only guide book was so old that it might have been used by the ancient Romans; its information was out-of-date or incorrect, or both; we found ourselves at museums that had long ago been turned into apartment houses or had ceased to exist. This merely amused Vyner, for he was a man who positively preferred things not to be perfect. He liked cars that broke down, electric lights that fused, houses with primitive plumbing. He refused to consult a time-table or book tickets in advance; so, on our travels, we just used to sit at railway stations and wait for a train to come along. It was on our honeymoon that I learned what patience meant. He would never let me know where we were going, as he wanted everything to be a surprise. Thus I would find myself let in for a long walk in high-heeled shoes, or clumping round some famous art gallery in hob-nailed boots; but it was impossible to be annoyed with him; he had such gaiety, such sunshine of the mind."

Queen of the Head Hunters by Sylvia Brooke, Wife of the last While Rajah of Sarawak

I used to be exactly like the Rajah, Vyner Brooke, but I'm much cured now. Only because it was beaten out of me with threats and sometimes physical assault by my BFF. But what's life without imagination?

On A Vegan Break Again

2010-09-16T11:43:00.001+08:00

There is something very strange about your life if your day is exactly the same as it would be on your day off as it is on a working day. Is that a good thing or a bad thing though? I could do something spontaneous and unexpected, but even that would be typically predictable of me. Bah I say, Bah!

Train My Body or Exercise My Mind?

2010-09-16T08:29:00.003+08:00

I believe in two things; discipline, and the bible. Put your trust in the Lord, your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

Shawshank Redemption

Crack is Whack!

2010-09-16T00:57:00.005+08:00

How tragic is it that on the eve of a national holiday you're watching Kathy Griffin life on the D-list reruns and preparing to watch Sex in the City 2, Shawshank & Goodfellas before reading some of the dullest books a library card can get you because you're broke and you can't drink anyway?

Well it's not very tragic.

It's just a night to be sulky and difficult. And I don't even have anything even remotely interesting to post up, and I don't care! So hah!

Kathy Griffin talks a lot of shit, here I bet I could do it! Perez Hilton looks like a Chi Hua Hua on growth hormones! Ba-da-ching. After being BFF's with Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan needs a Gynecologist more than she needs a Psychiatrist because she's got a higher chance of Chlamydia than she has a shot with ADD. Ba-da-ching. If Bill Gates was my father and he told me I was getting just a million from his fortune I'd take him to the state hospice and tell him that's what a million from his fortune was getting him. Ba-da-plang.

How rude, why would I say such things?

By the way, somebody needs to tell Oprah that she isn't fat because she's got a Thyroid problem, she's fat because she had a orgasm over deep fried butter.

That's all folks, we're here every night!