Wealthy blogger.

No title.

2011-11-06T21:21:00.000+00:00

*Ignores cobwebs* Hi people, its been ages and i have missed you guys. I now live in Nigeria and am trying to find my balance. I have actually been looking for something to blog about for a long time but i couldn't find anything interesting, i wanted to talk about my experience here in Nigeria, and how i find a lot of people awfully rude but because some people have done that, i decided not to do it. But something happened recently. I heard a story of this couple that have been married for over ten years, and all of a sudden, the husband started acting funny, beating the wife to pulp and stuff. I gathered that, the guy is just plain jealous of the wife's success and he is intimidated by it. Why on earth would a man be intimidated by his wife's success? I don't get it, its really beyond my comprehension. If your wife's income is more than yours, then find something else to do, something productive instead of beating and blaming the poor woman for your misfortune. I don't know how true this story is, but am sure some men are like that. After years of marriage, the wife will now turn to a stranger, they no longer eat or do anything at home, they beat the wife if she happens to be making more money, they blame the wife for hindering their success/progress. I think this men are just ridiculous and need a powerful man of God to deliver them.

To men: If your wife is making a lot of money than you, would you be intimidated?

WOULD YOU?

2011-08-31T13:49:00.000+01:00

Sup sup! How are we doing? I hope we are all doing fine? I am. I am so excited, i am going to Nigeria for some time and i will be leaving soon. Sorry i haven't really been active here, its cos i have been dead busy. I have been running around for the preparation of my trip. Anyways there's something i have been willing to chat about but due to some reasons i decided to shut up.But recently i have been seeing alot of things that wanna make me express myself on this issue. Oya lemme ask you lovelies, would you allow your daughter to date at 13?Ok 16? The other day i was going home, i sat at the bus stop patiently waiting for my bus when i was this girl and her boyfriend, i swear she can't be older than 16, they were technically forcing tongues in each other's throat, you guys need to see my facial expression, it was like..... I thought to myself shouldn't she be at home? because it was around past 8pm. There were times i have seen teenage girls hanging out and cuddling boys at ungodly hours.Is this because we are in the 21st century? I remember when i was 16, God knows i wasn't allowed all these. My mum was so strict about any issue concerning boys. Who born my maga to be talking and flirting with boys not to mention having boyfriend... But..but i had my first boyfriend when i was 15 and my mum didn't know about it and the relationship didn't even last for a month because i was so scared my mum would find out and i was kinda scared of the guy too because he was about 18. I didn't have my next one till i was 20. What age would you allow your daughter to start a relationship? As for me, when she's 23 .. OK 19. loll. Let me know what you think people.

I HATED PRIMARY SCHOOL JARE!

2011-08-12T13:50:00.000+01:00

I met this talented and hilarious writer sometime last year on a website called naijastories.His story was the first story i came across and it got me rolling on the floor. I find his stories amusing, this guy is just too funny. Here's the story. Enjoy!

Primary school they say is the level in ones academic life, where the primary foundation of knowledge is laid. Most of the time it’s also been said to dictate intellectual success. I should be ashamed of myself for saying this, but I loathed primary school ‘hoha’! with every breadth in me. Part of the motivation for that being the undue and irrelevant pressure my teachers put on me to ‘know book’. Fine; they were simply doing their jobs as teachers, but what was the point of flogging me when I failed a sum? Though it was a good measure to get pupils to sit up and put in more effort, which might have worked for some, all it did was wane my enthusiasm for school.

My five years in primary school was less than mundane. I had no clue why I was actually in school, and I guess most pupils my age felt exactly the same way. As far as I was concerned, we just went to school because other children went to school, and other children went to school because other children went to school. Or like Terry G would say, “we go school just to go catch our groove”. Even though I was no more than six years old, I knew exactly where I wanted to be. My only compulsion as a child then was to be anywhere but school, and whenever we broke off for holidays, I was like an untamed beast. Perhaps if I had had ‘really good’ teachers who knew how to properly teach children, maybe I would have seen school in a different light. But I had some of the most ‘useless’ teachers (sorry to say) that you could ever imagine.
I may sound disrespectful or irrational, but I’m just being honest. Hell; what did I know?

I was no more than ten years old, but I knew a good teacher from a rubbish one. And I’ll tell you how you know the really good ones, because some fifteen odd years later, as I write this, I can still remember their names. There were only two of them in my five years of primary school. Shame. Uncle Alex in primary three, and Uncle Peter in primary five, and I would recognize them if they walked past me today.

Just before beginnig primary three however, I broke my leg over a Cynthia Rothrock movie (where the hell is that lady sef? She just vanished into thin air). That was one karate kick ass lady. I remember this very very vividly. I had just concluded watching one of her movies, when I decided to ‘do as I saw’. I threw a kick in the air, lost my balance and was on the floor very quickly, and a loud popping sound followed. That was the sound of my left lower leg bone snapping in two, and it was the best thing that ever happened in my life at the time. Yay! I couldn’t believe my luck. Come and see victory. For the whole of the first and second term, I was at home while the others went to school. See groove. I got the best royal treatment ever from my parents. By royal treatment, I mean I got just about anything I wanted. Toy guns, cakes, ‘buns’, ‘kpof kpof’, ‘guguru’, new Cynthia Rothrock movies (believe that), loads of other toys, etcetera.

I became the envy of my siblings very fast. But it wasn’t all smiles when I had to see the bone mender every Saturday. It usually took about six people to restrain me whenever this old woman treated me. I would thrash around and scream the life off my little lungs as she applied whatever on my broken leg and then wound and twisted it like say we quarrel. How a qualified doctor could recommend this form of alternative medicine for a little boy like me was beyond my comprehension. In fact I cursed that doctor tire! And my twin would always tease “next time don’t play karate you hear?” Mcheeww!

Anyway I got the biggest surprise one day when Uncle Alex paid me a visit. My mum had broadcasted the ‘news’ to my class and this man was humane enough to follow her home to see his naughty pupil. It did and still does mean a lot to me and I just can’t thank him enough for simply caring. It was a good experience sha; breaking my leg I mean. Hehehe.

The leg healed anyway, after some six months and I went back to school. Very sad. Mcheeww!

MSCHEWWW!!!!

2011-08-09T02:00:00.001+01:00

Looked for a good title for this post but i just couldn't find any. I am so pissed off right now. I mean what's up with this silly and unruly kids rioting? The families of the man that was shot want peace so why the heck are you disrupting the peace of others? People's lives have to be on hold for what? I just think this people are just thieves and opportunist, breaking into shops and stealing there stuff mscheww. The picture of this silly black cow was posted on facebook; she had tights on her head covering her face, and making away with two packs of supermalt ole oshi mscheww. The annoying part of it is that i live outside London and the people ( i believe the oyinbo kids ) in my area have broken into this man's grocery store to steal his things. The incident happened in London so it's none of our biznezz for crying out loud. I just pray this is over by Wednesday because i have places to be! I Just heard that the Nandos in my area have been looted too ( Mehn free chicken and corn on the cob)lol.

POWER BEHIND MEDIA.

2011-08-07T01:45:00.001+01:00

Y'ello lovelies. How are we doing? This weekend was our youth anniversary and the theme was S'OLD OUT- Empowered by the spirit. We started on Thursday and everyone had a perfect day in the presence of God. We opened with aerobics, football and BBQ and Friday was out of this world. We had a guest speaker who talked to us about the power behind media. I know most of us, if not all of us are aware of this Illuminati stuff and the subliminal messages in worldly songs. All the stuff this man said was shocking. Even Disney channel isn't safe anymore. The reason why i decided to share this with you lovelies is that i want you all to be conscious of what you watch and listen to. We watched a video about this man-apparently he's the founder of MTV, he was interviewed and what he said about this popular channel was shocking and disturbing. I didn't know it was going to be that powerful, i would have brought my camera with me to video-tape the whole thing and post it here for you guys. Please people i beg you, be mindful of what you watch and listen to. Mothers please be careful about the programs your children watch. The devil is bent on getting us, we must not give him any chance what so ever to get us. I pray the grace of the lord will continue to guide us in all we do. Do not say ' oh this isn't real.'believe me it is. It is well.

NAWA.

2011-07-28T23:23:00.000+01:00

Hi my people *waves and winks* I was going through some things online and i came across this funny story and i just had to share with you lovelies.

Enjoy and crack ur ribs.

A 29-year-old self-styled Man of God has been nabbed by the Adenta District Police Command for allegedly inserting his fingers into the private parts of five women under the pretext of praying for them.

Prophet Richard Addo, who claims to be a member of Word Miracle Church at Nungua, a suburb of Accra, was arrested after one of the women boldly reported the incident to the police.

As at press time yesterday, the five complainants had given their statements to the Adenta police about the alleged acts of Prophet Richard Addo.

According to information available to DAILY GUIDE, Prophet Addo also charged the women various amounts of money ranging from GH¢150 to GH¢200 and as well tried to ravage their bodies.

According to one of the victims (named with-held), she met the man of God in November 2010 on the street where he told her that he had had a vision in which a baby was walking behind her and crying.

“I then confessed to him that I have had an abortion before and he said that he will help me pray to break that bondage.

“We then made an appointment to meet at my hostel for prayers. Later, he asked me to give him GH¢150 to purchase olive oil for the deliverance prayers while the remaining balance will also be used as seed money for prayer request.”

According to her, during a subsequent prayer session, Prophet Richard Addo asked her to strip naked in a hotel room while he used the olive oil to rub her whole body, following which he inserted the olive oil into her vagina.

Another victim also narrated that Prophet Richard Addo after meeting her, said it had been revealed to him that she was barren.

“He made me to pay GH¢200 for olive oil and the rest to be used as prayer request fees.”

She maintained that Prophet Richard Addo inserted four of his fingers into her private parts while praying for her.

Confirming the story to DAILY GUIDE, Adenta District Police Commander, DSP Stephen Kofi Ahiatafu, said the victims reported to the police on Monday February 14, 2011 about what they allegedly went through at the hands of the self-styled pastor.

He said one of the victims reported first to the station that the said man of God took her laptop, an amount of GH¢150 and fingered her as well under the pretext of praying for her.

DSP Ahiatafu said in all, five women, some of whom were married and others students, had lodged complaints against the pastor.

“After collecting money from them, Prophet Richard Addo then takes them to a hotel room, rubs olive oil on their bodies, and inserts his fingers into their private parts as well,” the commander said.

He appealed to other women who might have fallen victim to his acts to report at the station.

When the self-styled man of God was asked to demonstrate how he did it, he said he inserted his four fingers into the women’s vaginas with the help of the olive oil.

No be small thing hehehe.

SOME PARENTS SHA...

2011-07-24T22:27:00.001+01:00

A pair of twin boys had to be rescued by firefighters after becoming trapped on a window grid in Yulin, southern China's Guangxi Province. The two young boys climbed out of the window onto the grid after being left home alone while their parents went to work.

My take on this case is that i really feel sorry for these kids for having careless parents. I don't understand why they should leave these kids on their own. One of them could have stayed to look after the kids, they are still babies for crying out loud!. Children are big irresponsibility, they shouldn't have had them when they knew they wouldn't be able to look after them. Mscheww, work in deed.

ANOTHER AWARD!

2011-07-23T23:29:00.000+01:00

Yaaay!!! Thanks to Funmi of heartflowsministry,i have been awarded the sunshine award. God bless you Funmi.
Erm... The rules of the award are :

*Thank the person who awarded you and link it back to them.
*Tell one thing about your self.
*Nominate 10 blogs
*Stop by and let them know you chose them

Ok, one thing about me. I read unnecessary meanings to things. I know it's really bad but am working on it.

So i am sharing the award with the following people.

And of course

Heart Flows

Thanks a bunch Funmi.

I LOVE ASA!

2011-07-13T17:02:00.000+01:00

Asa's 'Be My Man' is the new song that i can't get off my head! I heard this song last month when i went shopping.I entered newlook and they were playing it. I knew it was a song by a Nigerian singer and i just wanted to yell '' Yeah that's a Nigerian singer!'' but i had to hold my lips because it might just slip out of my mouth( i am weird like that lol) . Anyways i heard this song properly today and i thought wow. I really like this song, the video is amazing and the lyrics is wow. I am so proud to be a Nigerian. Here's the link to watch the video on youtube.

Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNUgJMDsOuY

ARRRGGGHHH!

2011-07-08T20:21:00.001+01:00

I once posted something something about unruly kids/teenager in UK. I can't just help but add more to this post. If you haven't read it please click here. I am currently staying with a family friend, and some of the kids are so unruly. When i said kids, i mean grown ass men, especially one of them, this guy is 23. Lemme tell you why this guy makes me wanna just S-C-R-E-A-M.!

Sucks his thumb and hog the remote all day.
He can't clean up after himself, he cannot even wash his own plate. When he removes his socks, one will be in the kitchen, the other one in the utility room. A lot of times, i just wanna jump on this guy and do this.

(Not that i can do it, he will just fling me off like a fly)lol.

Brings his friends over, they will eat and dump their plates in the sink, expecting their ''maid'' to clean up after them

The thing is, i am the only girl in the house and the boys won't clean up, and i hate seeing the house dirty especially the kitchen so i haven't got any choice but to clean it up. Before i started staying with them, i vowed not to pick a fight with any of them because i am only spending the whole of this month wif them but i am going crazy with guy's attitude, i don't know what to do, am losing my patience and that's why i decided to blog about it maybe you guys can tell me what to do/deal with this lazy cow.

Birthday+Latest info.

2011-06-30T00:51:00.000+01:00

It's finally here! This girl is 25 today. I really thank God for giving me the privilege to see today, all glory and honor to his name. I wasn't actually looking forward to today due to some reasons+ the fact that am pushing 30! But all the same i thank God am still very much alive. So remember my last blog? I finally told him and he said it's no problem. You guy need to see the way i was rendering serious prayers cos i didn't know what to expect from him, i thank God i was able to get it over with. I really appreciate all your suggestions on how to handle the situation, thanks guys i appreciate it.

ANY SUGGESTION?

2011-06-24T22:16:00.002+01:00

Hello people, i guess you guys are doing great? This is just a random post.I actually contemplated on weather or not to post this thing here but i actually decided to cos i need people's suggestions about this issue.
How do i start? Ok,lemme just brief you guys. I met this guy like 4 months ago and he immediately made his intentions known to me. He told me he's in love with me and he actually would like to marry me. Funny bah? I actually laughed when he said it and i told him i wasn't ready for any relationship cos i was still heart broken from my previous one. He started calling me every night and i must say i kinda enjoy talking to him. The thing is, i can't date this guy becos he's not my type, God forgive me, he doesn't have anything i desire in a man. See guys, this guy is dead jealous,i mean JEALOUS. I am not dating him and he already questions my movements, if he calls and i don't pick my phone on time he questions why. Sometime last month, he told me, i was giving him high blood pressure and that i was leading him on, and he doesn't wanna take no for an answer, he even said he knows i like him and that i wanna marry him and that i am just being childish. I am really fed up, i don't know what to do cos he doesn't wanna take no for an answer. Please guys, what can i do to make him understand i don't have any feeling what so ever for him?

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My BAG

2011-06-10T23:04:00.003+01:00

Hello people how have we been? Good? Like wise. Work has been really insane and i hardly have time for myself. Anyways here is my own bag and its contents. I don't carry too many things in it because the weight of the bag is heavy on its own so i only carry basic stuff.

Erm.... I have shoe boxes just in case i have a shoe emergency. Ok am just kidding, ignore the boxes please. The black stuff is my make-up bag, next to it is my deodorant in case i need to freshen up. My Treson Lancome perfume. ( Yeah, i know its an old perfume but this baby smells gorgeous). I also have my wallet, inside i have my oyster card, some money, my house key and my other cards. My phone is sitting on a letter. I like to always hold a letter just in case i need to produce a proof of my address. So that's it people that's it.

Don't Let Limitations Limit Vision.

2011-05-24T23:55:00.001+01:00

Good evening people, how have we been? Blogging is much harder than i thought,i hail people that update their blog almost everyday 100 Gbosas 4 you. I have been thinking about what topic to share but i couldn't think of any, but then this evening while checking my email, i saw a message my brother sent to me and i thought i should share it with you.

God will not only use your gifts to fulfill your destiny, he'll also use your limitations.

Consider Queen Esther: She had several big limitations that made her perfect for the role God wanted her to fulfill. She was an orphan adopted by Mordecai; she was a minority, a Jew living in a Persian country; and she was a single woman.

And God used all of these things, along with the gifts of her beauty, brains, and personality, to fulfill her destiny. Sometimes what looks like a disaster in your life is part of a much bigger plan. But you will never fulfill your destiny if you are having a pity party.

Esther could have just said, "If only I hadn't been chosen, if only I wasn't Jewish, if only I was like someone else." A lot of people do that. They live their lives in resentment, always looking at people and saying, "Well it must be nice to be them."

If you have that attitude you will never fulfill your destiny. You have to realize that the unpleasant obstacles in your life are often God-ordained opportunities to make a difference.

You might be in a situation right now where everything is going wrong and you can't figure it out. But God knows. Nothing in your life is accidental. The pleasures and pains, the opportunities and obstacles, God can use it all. There is nothing God cannot use for good in your life if you'll hand it over to him - and then trust him.

This message actually reminds me of a song by this American gospel singer, sorry i don't know her name. The name is song is called HAPPY BEING ME.. I love this song and i never really listened to the lyrics until few days ago and it says WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE GOING THROUGH GOD DESIGNED IT TO BLESS YOU.

So please, whatever it is you are going through, its not the end, God has a massive, i mean gigantic blessing in store for you. Remember in Jeremiah 29:11, God says '' ... For i know the plans i have fr you, plans to prosper and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future'' . God honors his word more than his name. He didn't create anyone to suffer, why don't you try less of asking and more of thanking? God will lead us all to our victory in Jesus name.

Untitled.

2011-05-20T23:23:00.000+01:00

Today was one of the embarrassing moments of my life. The day i threw up on a silly ride was, and still the most embarrassing day of my entire life but i will leave that for another day. So today i totally embarrassed my self in Tesco, for those outside UK, Tesco is a grocery store. So yeah i decided to go there to get some few things. I was feeling so finee wearing a very short dress that i have been warned severally not to wear without wearing leggings So after getting all the stuff i went there for, i opened my purse to pay for my goods and there all my coins fell on the floor. First thing that came to my mind was Ope, how are u gonna bend down to pick ur money? There was nothing i could do other than to hold my dress at the back and bend, it was uncomfortable and kneeling on the floor to pick them didn't even come to my mind. Thank God, a fine looking young man finally came to my rescue and picked them for me, i couldn't stop saying thank you to him because there was no way i would bend without revealing my bum cheeks and no one wants to see that.

I remember the day i wore the same dress to go see my sister in London, i didn't know i was gonna meet my aunty in her house. On getting there,she looked at me from head to toe and said '' What is this you are wearing, are you not suppose to be a child of God?'' I told her i feel comfortable wearing short dresses and in fact i don't think that stops me from being a child of God that i am. Back in Nigeria, my mum used to yell whenever i wear revealing or short outfits, she says its not Godly. I don't believe in that because i strongly believe in the fact that as long as i feel comfortable in it....... Anyways what do you guys think about this? Does wearing short dresses/skirts stopp you from being a child of God?

Whats wrong with blogger?

2011-05-13T22:55:00.000+01:00

I don't understand wot's going on around here. The comment on my last post are no where to be found ( am sad)! plus my last post magically appeared as today's post,wot the hell is going on!? I am really losing my temper oh ( just kidding) I guess i will have to wait till everything is fine.

To Mr or Mrs blogger,

Pretty please do something about my missing comments.

Sam and Maxwell's story (2)

2011-05-11T22:04:00.000+01:00

‘’ Lara, i must confess to you i am really getting fed up about this pregnancy issue’’. Sam said to her friend. Both of them were seated at the balcony of Lara’s house. It was a sunny day. Lara and her boyfriend of just six months had decided to host a barbeque for some friends.
‘’ I am not going to say i know how you feel dear, cos honestly i don’t. Just put your hope and trust in God, He has given you an amazing husband, that any reasonable woman could ask for. Am sure he’s not complaining.’’ Lara said looking over her shoulders to make sure Max wasn't anywhere near them.
‘’ He’s been amazing to be honest, he hasn't for once complained about my bareness. I suggested an adoption few days ago but he disagreed and suggested we should wait on God.

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‘’Are you alright now or should i get you more water to drink?’’ Max said parting his wife on the back. She had been complaining of stomach upset and dizziness for some days. ‘’ This early pregnancy symptoms of mine is overwhelming but i can’t complain. We are finally gonna be parents Max, we are gonna be complete.’’ she said with a big smile that lit the whole room. Max loved seeing his wife happy, he loved seeing her smile. The smile that attracted her to him back in the days. ‘’ I am happy for us dear. Let me take you downstairs and prepare something for you to eat. I am gonna make your favourite’’ Maxwell said with a big grin on his face. After eating a plate of lobster with French fries, washed down with a glass of lemonade. Samantha felt better. ‘’ ‘’Thanks honey for the meal, it was scrumptious. Only God knows who’s cooking is better’’ Sam teased her husband. ‘’ Before i forget, is tomorrow not your appointment with Doctor Thomas?’’

‘’ Damn! I totally forgot. ’’ Sam said cupping her mouth with her hand. ‘’ I guess forgetfulness is part of your symptoms. Maxwell teased his wife again. ‘’ You sure will say that again tonight when i don’t allow you to do you know what’’. Gosh honey, you know how much i love that. Ok am sorry, i was only pulling your legs.

I am sorry this is short. Work has been really hectic so i couldn't write as much as i intended to but i hope to finish it up as soon as i can. Thanks for reading

WHAT WOULD YOU DO??

2011-05-07T16:55:00.000+01:00

Hiya people, wots good? I am happy today cos summer is approaching and i sure can't wait! Anyhoos, i saw this on TV, i think on AY show ( A comedy show) last year or was it 2 years ago? i really can't remember. A question was posted on facebook and people had to say what they would do if it happened to them. The question was WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND slaps your mother?! Kai!

To my greatest surprise one silly man's response was '' If she deserves it why not?'' As in really? seriously?? God forbid oh,but if it happens, heaven will sure receive a visitor. I don't know who would kill who but someone must die lol. ( just kidding) but on a serious note, it will take only the grace of God for the pig to succeed cos i will so sepe ( place curse) on him, how dare he? Mscheww!
Over to you guys what would you do?

25 QUESTIONS TAG

2011-05-05T23:09:00.000+01:00

Helllooooo People, what's up? I saw this on Mynewhitmanwrites' blog and i found it amusing, so i thought i should give it a try.

1. Do you have any pets?

I used to have a cat ( Flex)but he sadly passed away few months back.

2. Name 3 things that are physically close to you?

Phone, lappy and a can of sprite.

3. What's the weather like right now?

A bit chilly .

4. Do you drive? If so have you crashed?

Nah i don't drive ( I am too scared).

5. What time did you wake up this morning?

About 7:30ish. Had to got to work.

6. When was the last time you showered?

This morning.

7. What was the last movie you saw?

I can't even remember lol.

8. What does your last message say?

Bal to 150 ( To check my phone balance).

9. What's your ring tone?

You are alpha and Omega.

10. Have you ever been to a different country?

Spain, Uk , Nigeria.

11. Do you like sushi?

Eww. I am not a fan of fish.

12.Where do you buy your groceries ?

Tesco, Sainsburys, Morrisons, ASDA.

13. Have you ever taken medication to help you sleep faster

YES. I think i need help!

14. How many siblings do you have?

Four. I have 3 lovely older sisters and 1 brother. ( I am the last)

15. Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop

I have a laptop.

16. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?

Quiet old. I can't even believe it.

17. Do you wear contacts or glasses

None.

18. Do you color your hair

Nah.

19. Tell me something you are planning to do today?

Erm... Try to write a bit of story then ~~fire off!~~ sleep.

20. When was the last time you cried

Two days ago. I was really upset.

21. Whats your perfect pizza topping

Like Myne, pepperoni.

22. Do you prefer hamburgers or cheeseburgers?

Hamburgers all the way!

23. Have you ever had an all-nighter

Yes. chatting with an ex.

24. Whats your eye-color

Brown.

25. Can you taste the difference between Pepsi and Coke?

Definitely because they don't taste the same.

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That was fun... Your turn.

SAM & MAXWELL'S STORY.

2011-04-28T18:43:00.003+01:00

Hiya everyone. This is one of the stories am working on. Work has been really crazy and when i finally get to my room all i want to do is just fire off. Pls bear wif me, i will post the rest as soon as i finish. (Dnt mind any typos, i typed this in a rush cos am at work at the moment).

Enjoy.

‘’ Surprise!’’ Everyone yelled as Maxwell brought Samantha to the well decorated room. Everywhere was filled with colourful balloons with ‘’Happy birthday Samantha’’ boldly written on them. There was a huge birthday cake standing in a corner and there was another petite chocolate cake made in form of Sam’s Fendi bag. It was her birthday some days back and Maxwell had pretended to have forgotten his wife’s 35^th birthday. ‘’ Oh my gosh! Sam said cupping her mouth with her left hand, Babe i love you so much. All these for me? I thought you had forgotten my birthday ‘’.

‘’ That’s the idea hun Lara, Sam best friend said from the crowd; she made her way through the crowd and hugged her friend. They had been friends since college . They had been through thick and thin, when Sam’s father lost his battle to cancer, Lara was there for her, they are more or less like sisters.

‘’ Thank you so much Lara, you are the sister i don’t have, i appreciate you my good friend’’. Sam said as she hugged her friend tight.

‘’Happy birthday Sam.’’ Mrs Alfred, Sam’s neighbour said as she handed her the shiny and beautifully wrapped box. ‘’ Thanks Mrs Alfred, Sam said as she slightly bent down to great Mrs Alfred. Even though Sam had spent literally all her life in Newyork, she hadn't forgotten that African culture her mother always instilled in her before she decided to move back to Nigeria where she came from.

Sam and Max had been married for five years. Sam loved Maxwell so much, the best thing that ever happened to her. Max was her everything, her best friend, her all. Back in high school where they had met, Sam was this freaky nerdy genius everyone used to make fun of. She wore cloths that the other kids called ‘’uncool’’. No one wanted to be her friend; no one ever invited her to slumber parties and cool high school parties. Maxwell on the other hand was a total opposite; he was the ladies’ man. He rocked the whole school with his cool outfits. Usually baggy jeans and over-sized tees. Everyone loved Max. Girls wanted to be with him and to be seen with him, guys wanted to be him.

They actually really met after Sam was being teased because she wore braces to school one day and Max was the one that came to her rescue. She couldn’t believe her ears; her luck when Max asked her out. She agreed to date Max and her life changed dramatically. She went from the uncool girl to the one of the most popular kid in school. Nineteen years on, they were still together, married.

Despite the love they shared and how successful they were something was lacking. A child to call their own. They had visited different hospitals, Sam was placed on clomifene, a fertility drug but all to no avail. Now at 35, she was more desperate than ever.

‘’ Maybe we should adopt.’’ Sam told Max one afternoon. Sipping his iced tea, Max disagreed. He wanted his own child. ‘’ We will have our child soon honey. I don’t like the idea of adoption, besides i am not complaining’’. Sam loved her husband for this. Since they have been in search for a child, he hasn’t for once complained. ‘’ You are God sent Max. Most men would have complained or worst of all have an affair with another woman. Thank you my dear and i hope i get pregnant in due time, i really wanna make you happy, i wanna make you complete.’’ Sam said as she kissed her husband passionately. Holding her hands and looking into her big hazel eye. ‘’ I feel complete anytime i look at you. I feel complete because i am married to you. ‘’ he said cupping her cheeks with his palms and planting a soft kiss on her forehead.

.....To be continued

CIRCULAR DATING

2011-04-24T00:52:00.003+01:00

Happy easter people. There is something that i really need to know other's people honest opinion about. Its circular dating. As a good Christian, i mean a born again Christian is this allowed? Some one once told me that you cannot chase two rats at a time cos its likely not to catch any of them. I think the reason why alot of people do circular dating is the far of heart break.

So as a christian, is it allowed?

Once again, Happy easter y'all.

ANOTHER BLOG AWARD

2011-04-22T00:35:00.019+01:00

I just remembered that RemiRoy of Royspace surprised me with another blog award back in March and am super E-X-C-I-T-E-D! Thank you Remi, you rock!
I guess the rules of the award are:

1. Tell you seven facts about me
2. Pass the award to 15 other blogs ( I don't have up to that) and then notify them of their awards. So here we go.

7 FACTS ABOUT ME

I don't get ~~pissed~~ upset easily. ( I guess thats why people take me for granted).
I look much younger than my age, well i think so lol.
I am addicted to fizzy drinks. I have to take a can of fizzy drink before i can sleep.
I am the last of 5 ~~kids~~ children.
I have freckles all over my body which i think makes me kinda unique.
I used to think i would one day marry Lemar ( am ashamed to tell you this ).
I am extremely picky when it comes to having boyfriends. I guess that's why am still kinda single.

Ok am done. Lemme now give this lovely award to other bloggers.

Kitkat
Sisi yemmie
Mynewhitman
Olori
Ayokunle
Jaycee
Ginger
Just.....Toluwa
Koinonia
Kemi
Ray's Blog
Ibahde
HoneyDame
Funmi

And ofcourse Royspace.

Africans on buses and other stuff

2011-04-20T23:38:00.000+01:00

Hello People, how are we doing, good? I thought so too. Its amazing how time flies, i remember when we yelled HAPPY NEW YEAR! its now almost the end of April. Am also glad summer is finally here, so goodbye jumpers and turtle necks and hello maxi dresses and skimpy wears. I wanna say a big thank you to all the people following and commenting on my blog, i really appreciate you guys. Anyways i have a lil something to rant about today and i also wanna know your opinions about couple of things.

First, i would like to say something about Africans on buses. Is it just me or does anyone think we tend to yell alot when we are talking on the phone? Geez! Africans especially Nigerians can shout, kilode? (why). i was on the bus today and this man was yelling on the phone, i was trying to catch some sleep but his voice was just way to loud, not that i was eavesdropping, but i just couldn't help to listen to what he was saying. ( apparently he sent some cash to Nigeria and the receiver was unable to cash the money). Yeah, so that for that.
I read this book some months back and the question at the end was IS IT GOOD TO SNOOP ON UR PARTNER? I think its inappropriate cos you will just give your self unnecessary high blood pressure plus it doesn't hurt to give him or her the benefit of the doubt.

The second question was CAN YOU DATE YOUR FRIEND'S EX? My answer is if the brother is hawt why not?? Nah am just kidding, its not nice cos if any of friend tries to date any of my ex, i wouldn't like it. So over to you guys what do you think?

WHERE IS THIS WORLD GOING TO?

2011-04-19T23:20:00.000+01:00

Came across this on facebook and i just had to share it.

This was the scenario & altercation between a mother & her 25yr old son recently in Gwagwalada area of FCT, Abuja. As as the story came to light that the young man who is said to be a 2nd yaer student of the University of Abuja has impregnated his biological mother & the pregnancy ic now running in the ninth month.
The expossion of the whole evil & sordid act came to light when the youmg man who confessed to have been sleeping with his mother since 2007 confidedwith one of his friends, a student of the same institution. The evil & sordid act he was having with his own mother, the pregnancy & how he lost his fathersince 2006.

It was learnt that as soon as the young man, Francis Igbude reveals the secret to his friend whose name is Geofrey Edojarefe, he refused to keep the story secret but disclosed it to his pastor-father who is sasid to be the G.O of the Christ Restoration Church, Agwandodo, Gwagwalada area of Abuja who invited the young man & advised him to confess the whole story so as to come out clean or face the wrath of God. Sources discloses that the pastor & his wife were shell-shoked when they first got the whole storyn from the young man about how his mother lure him into the act as far back as 2007, how they have both terminated five pregnancies & why the mother is keeping this present pregnancy because Dr had warned that it will be suicidal to abort again. Consequently, Pst Edojarefe invited both mother & son to his church where they eventually confessed both with different tales. While the mother claimed that the act occurred once when she was drunk which prompted her to force her son to have fun with her, the son confronted her that the abomination actually started since 2007, few months after his father died. That both of them have terminated five pregnancies in the course of their affinity & why they are keeping the present pregnancy due to the advice of Dr that his mother will loose her life if she attempt abortion again. It was a shocked congregation who pleaded with the FCDA senior staff to confess wholly to the sin as her has done so as to come out clean to get the desired forgiveness of God. But she totlly objected & insisted on her story.

This is a shocking and disturbing story. I really don't understand where this world is going, may God help us.

2011-04-18T22:27:00.002+01:00

Hiya everyone, Today's blogging will be about some general stuff. I am working on 2 new stories and i pray i finish them as soon as possible so that i can upload them. Anyways i always have this argument with my friends as to weather or not to say Thank you to the bus driver when u come off the bus. I personally think its unnecessary. Here in London ( I don't know about other places) you need to pay £2.20 on every bus you get on or better still top-up £4.00 on your oyster card, so why on earth should i say Thank you ? not that i got on the bus for free or i paid half price... i really don't understand the reason for it. I had an argument with a friend because of this issue and he said that saying 'thank you' is just of appreciating the driver's effort for driving you and for dropping you off at your destination, my response to him was IS THAT NOT HIS JOB? Please people what do you think? I need to be convinced if it's really necessary to say thank you.