Then I took a picture.

Yeah, so it turned out pretty much awesome, as you can plainly see.

To enter this giveaway you must:

1. Read this post in its entirety. With interest, Yall, because I SAID SO.
2. Leave a comment telling me about your tube of toothpaste. Do you roll it up neatly as the tube empties or is it a messy squished up disaster?  If your comment doesn’t say anything about toothpaste I’m going to assume you didn’t read this post, your comment won’t count, and all my other commenters will laugh at you and probably throw spitballs at you (but not in a mean way because that would be wrong). That’s just how we roll around here, people.
3. Make sure that your email address is real. I shouldn’t have to explain why here but I won’t publish your email. It’s only used to notify you if you win.
4. You can leave a second entry if you pass this giveaway on via your blog or Facebook or Twitter or however.

Enter to win by May 29th, 2012. The winner will be announced shortly after.

Now – read on to find what this is all about.

I received a $25 Publix gift card in the mail, generously provided by Publix through My Blog Spark. All the asked is if I would tell you guys about the Publix Running Out? Run In event. May 17th through May 23rd you can take advantage of the great savings available on some of your favorite brands from General Mills and Procter & Gamble, including Cheerios, Totino’s, Charmin, and Crest. You’ll even find up to $15 in in-store coupons so don’t foget to be on the lookout for these savings.
Not only that but you’ll receive a $5 Publix® gift card to use on your next shopping trip when you purchase $30 or more in participating items during the week-long event.  Simply mail in the rebate form found in-store or online at runningoutrunin.com along with your original receipt(s).

So go ahead and enter our giveaway, then head on over to runningoutrunin.com to get more information on what this promotion is all about.

We will announce the winner here. I’ll also email you if you’ve provided your email address. But, I can’t hang onto your winnings forever so make sure you check back!

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“Disclosure: The Publix gift card, information, and giveaway have been provided by General Mills through MyBlogSpark.”

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Check below.  If your name’s there that means you won something.  If you won something you’ll need to email me with your mailing address.

• The May $25 gift card to Publix goes to Lauren M.

Winner notifications will be left up for about a week and I’ll email you if you left a contact.

Note to winners:
Don’t worry.  I always ship winnings (when applicable). Please give at least 3 to 4 weeks to receive your package once I receive your address.

And congratulations!  Winning rocks!

Ben found another brown widow in our house two days ago. This one was making a web on our staircase and Joe identified it quickly. It was in the corner under the lip of one of our carpeted stairs. Right where feet walk. Where Lucy crawls even though she’s not supposed to crawl up the stairs.  Where we could have easily stuck one of our toes into her fang-y face.

Shivers, people.

I called maintenance again and they’re sending an exterminator out sometime I don’t know when but hopefully soon. Hopefully right now.

Today I was contacted by a researcher for a well-known show about buggy things where the narrator doesn’t have the best grammar and I yell at the show and Kait is like, Wow Mom, that really bothers you, as if she doesn’t even know me at all.  The researcher had found one of my older blog posts where I mentioned our brown widow infestation or maybe it was this one, or even this one where I talked about another resident brown widow, and wanted to know more about our story for a possible piece in an upcoming show. Now the kids think we’re going to be famous and I’m wondering if I need to clean my house real nice and bake some crumpets.  I don’t even know if crumpets are something you bake. What the heck is a crumpet anyway?

I highly doubt our story is worthy of a spot in the pest-show’s line up and I can’t decide if being on the show would be really neat or really weird anyway.

Is it just our family that seems to attract venomous spiders?  We have lived in 9 houses and 3 of them have had some sort of brown widow problems, and in one we found a black widow but she was belly up when we spotted her.  We found a brown widow in this current house before we’d even gotten ourselves moved in. It’s like they are lying in wait for us and that really creeps me out.  Either that or they’re just way more common than most of us realize but probably not. They’re probably just after me.

I like how she wears her hat and sunglasses without ever pulling them off. It’s like she knows she’s stinking cute. Because she is.

Lucky for me, Jesse doesn’t like the surf at all.  He likes small water holes with no moving water and if a gentle wave slowly washes up close to him he takes off running back up to the dunes. That’s one less kid to have to worry about being swept out to sea.

And here’s a picture of Sam yesterday, looking mighty stellar in his Toy Story 2 t-shirt.

And Kait got a picture of David Hasselhoff.

Oh, wait…  That’s Matthew.

The ocean temperature has been almost like bath water lately and the boys had tons of fun jumping in the waves while I kept redirecting busy little Lucy away from danger.

I totally meant to get a picture of Kait but with Lucy keeping me on my toes I never got a chance to take her camera from her for a second.
And why is there not a picture of Jesse, you ask?  Apparently he’s been inadvertently deleted.

Still, it was a really good day.

Until Gabe got attacked by a shark.

Okay, so it wasn’t a shark. I tried to convince Gabe to tell everybody he was bit by a shark while at the beach but he said, with a very straight face, Mom, nobody is going to believe that.

So, it was the neighbor’s dog, who was being walked on a leash on the road while all the boys, plus a few neighborhood kids, and Lucy, were in our driveway.  This family walks their dog past our kids playing almost every day without any problems.  But this time, as the dog walked past Gabe she lunged towards him, pulling the girl walking her to the ground.  The dog then jumped on Gabe, clawing at him and biting into his arm before the girl’s dad grabbed the dog and laid into her good.  It was not fun but the dog has had her Rabies shot and Gabe is okay. 

Not that I’m happy Gabe got bit, but I’m so glad that it was just an arm and that it wasn’t one of the little ones the dog turned on. There were a lot of small children very close by. Lucy was standing only 4 or 5 feet away. That is the stuff my nightmares are made of, people. Except they usually involve alligators and not dogs. But now they’ll probably involve dogs too.

YOWZA!

Anyway…

So I found this on Pinterest and I really need to know where to buy this Zombie family graphic.  I think that in the event of a zombie apocalypse this could maybe throw off some actual zombies – assuring them that we’re actually zombies ourselves (You know, just in case…)

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Okay, so I asked Google. I can buy it here for $16. Very excellent.  You can never be too prepared for these things.

It was seriously good, people, and the recipe can be found here at For Mamas.

There isn’t much else to say about this except she’s not much of a warrior. Her door handles didn’t even survive 2 years. How’s that for stupid? At least they’re a really cheap fix.

And the only picture I can find of Xena is this one from almost 3 years ago and it’s dark right now so I’m not going to try to get a fresh one.

Moving onto Y now because I have less than 2 hours left in April, and that means less than 2 hours to finish my A to Z posts.

Will I make it?

1. Read this post in its entirety. With interest, people.
2. Leave a comment telling me about one of your funniest eating out moments. Or just leave a comment. Whichever. But I like funny.
3. Make sure that your email address is real. I shouldn’t have to explain why here but I won’t publish your email. It’s only used to notify you if you win.
4. You can leave a second entry if you pass this giveaway on via your blog or Facebook or Twitter or however.

Enter to win by May 9th, 2012. The winner will be announced shortly after. Now – read on to find what this is all about.

I was offered a $25 Burger King gift card by My Blog Spark and one to give away to one of my readers. In exchange they asked if i would go to Burger King for free and let you people know what I thought of it. How easy is that?

Burger King has recently expanded their menu to include a variety of made-to-order Garden Fresh Salads, Snack Wraps, Real Fruit Smoothies, Frappés and Crispy Chicken Strips. Burger King also offers a menu for those who don’t want to spend $10 a meal. By utilizing this value menu I was able to feed myself and all of my 8 children for under $30 – and it was very timely with Rabbit gone to sea and all. It definitely helped us to get out of the house and enjoy a bunch of burger King yummy-ness.

I love all the menu choices they have now but I think Burger King’s classic Whopper and fries are still my favorite and great because now I’m hungry.

If you’re interested in checking out Burger King’s new goings-ons make sure to leave a comment because you could totally win a $25 gift card!

We will announce the winner here. I’ll also email you if you’ve provided your email address. But, I can’t hang onto your winnings forever so make sure you check back!

Subscribe to our RSS Feed so you don’t miss any of our giveaways and winner announcements!!! Contact me if you would like me to host your giveaway! Visit this page to see our complete contest rules. View our privacy policy.

“Disclosure: The Burger King gift card, information, and giveaway have been provided by Burger King through MyBlogSpark.”