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Cheezburger Network — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 17:00:02 +0000

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This is the more suburban version of this! I’m glad no one is disturbing them. That would be…unfortunate for everyone.

Bridesmaids By Bali

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:00:24 +0000

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OK, I love it when this happens: I’ve seen this couple before. At the time I guesstimated that this woman and her husband “could make your enemy disappear if you deposited $20,000 into one of their off-shore bank accounts.” But NOW I know she’s actually a high-power Madame! It all makes sense. Thank you, Internet!

Sheer Awesomeness: Groomsmen Reactions Win

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:00:51 +0000

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Sometimes all it takes to achieve Sheer Awesomeness is a look. Or in this case, a few looks. But mainly one. Homeboy in the middle looks like something freaking STINKS. Is he opposed to the marriage? Did he just remember that he put a Cadbury Creme Egg in his pocket 4 hours ago? Your guess is as good as mine. All I know is, this picture is awesome.

PS: This picture is EXTRA awesome for reminding me of this.

What’s Black and White and Red All Over?

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:00:16 +0000

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Answer: A NEWSPAPER! Er, wait…I mean a jailhouse wedding! Nothing says love like the black and white stripes of a convict and his matching bride. Her hair looks like a tribute to Franka Potente’s character in Run Lola Run which I am really enjoying. Was it a bank heist?

Reach Out and Touch Someone

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:00:18 +0000

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Looks like the groom learned his cocky moves from James Spader. Maybe the bridesmaids are competing for him a la Hands On a Hard Body. Whoever stands with their hand on him the longest wins!

By the way ladies – all of you – your hair looks GREAT.

Bridezilla Bridal Store Brawl Caught On Tape!

blairkoenig — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:00:34 +0000

Apparently things can get ca-razy in Michigan…

Seen on: The Huffington Post and YouTube

And to think I thought this chick was scary! Pretty sure she can’t compare with $20K in damages and “mannequins being used as weapons.” Yikes.

Wedding Reception To Do List

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:00:09 +0000

It’s your wedding day. Have a drink!

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Have a few more drinks, and maybe a smoke, too! Really let loose.

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Just don’t accidentally kill your husband.

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(Although if you do, more drinks are definitely in store.) Yay, life insurance!!

No Clothes, But Wrap-Around Mics?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:00:18 +0000

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Every time I see a wrap-around mic and a dude standing at the front of the room I think of a megachurch. Kind of ironic, considering these two are getting married stark freakin’ naked. Judging by the placement of the groom’s right hand, I’m guessing the room might be a bit drafty. It’s all in the name of love.

Most Tolerant Bride Ever?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:00:47 +0000

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Is this like a bachelor party/wedding combo? I’m trying to figure it out. I’m guessing whatever’s happening doesn’t make any more sense than the groom’s short-sleeved button-down and shiny tie. His wife is looking …well, stacked, but also pretty pleased. Maybe she set the whole thing up? Early anniversary present?

Reason No. 13648 To Get Married at Margaritaville

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:00:28 +0000

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I don’t know if this woman is a crazy aunt or a total stranger, but I appreciate her presence regardless. Dranks + white pleather platform boots + random boob flashing = Good times. And are those sheer pantyhose from the Hooters catalogue?

I kind of want to hire her to crash my parents’ 40th Anniversary Party. If she ever leaves Margaritaville, that is. Her body’s pretty smokin’ for her age, amirite?