Weird Fortune Cookie Collection http://weirdfortunecookies.com Unusual fortunes from actual fortune cookies Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:14:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 en Much skill http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/weird-fortune-cookie-collection/~3/EoyD1VltdDg/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2009/03/15/dffective/#comments Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:14:24 +0000 the Curator http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2009/03/15/dffective/ You have much skill in expressing yourself to be dffective.

Funny how one single mistype can change your whole day.

]]> http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2009/03/15/dffective/feed/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2009/03/15/dffective/ Look closely http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/weird-fortune-cookie-collection/~3/kLj85bQqwMY/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2009/03/15/look-closely/#comments Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:07:33 +0000 the Curator http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2009/03/15/look-closely/ Look closely at your surroundings.

The contributor of this fortune said it best:

“Maybe it was just me being paranoid, but I got little freaked out when I read this one.”

]]> http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2009/03/15/look-closely/feed/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2009/03/15/look-closely/ Apple of my eye http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/weird-fortune-cookie-collection/~3/nlpAYCnoGYk/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2009/03/15/alas-apple/#comments Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:02:42 +0000 the Curator http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2009/03/15/alas-apple/ Alas! You are the apple of my eye.

Rather a left-handed compliment, wouldn’t you say?

]]> http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2009/03/15/alas-apple/feed/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2009/03/15/alas-apple/ Skill expressing yourself http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/weird-fortune-cookie-collection/~3/Bni_XXiTfSo/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2008/12/14/skill-expressing-yourself/#comments Sun, 14 Dec 2008 14:32:36 +0000 the Curator http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2008/12/14/skill-expressing-yourself/ You have much skill in expressing yourself to be effective.

You are great at telling people you are great.
Maybe you should run for congress.

]]> http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2008/12/14/skill-expressing-yourself/feed/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2008/12/14/skill-expressing-yourself/ You are what you think about http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/weird-fortune-cookie-collection/~3/GgToA7uNhis/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2008/12/10/you-are-what-you-think-about/#comments Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:42:37 +0000 the Curator http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2008/12/10/you-are-what-you-think-about/ You are what you think about all day long.

In other words, there is no such thing as a man. All men are actually women. Or possibly food. Or footballs.

]]> http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2008/12/10/you-are-what-you-think-about/feed/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2008/12/10/you-are-what-you-think-about/ Golden Rule… sort of http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/weird-fortune-cookie-collection/~3/QSWS_xHnEcE/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2008/11/28/golden-rule-sort-of/#comments Sat, 29 Nov 2008 03:19:26 +0000 the Curator http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2008/11/28/golden-rule-sort-of/ Do onto others as you wish others to do onto you.

Subtle changes in wording sometimes produce significant changes in meaning.

]]> http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2008/11/28/golden-rule-sort-of/feed/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2008/11/28/golden-rule-sort-of/ Fight to the finish http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/weird-fortune-cookie-collection/~3/13KAlfSSgUg/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2008/02/11/fight-to-the-finish/#comments Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:59:50 +0000 the Curator http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2008/02/11/fight-to-the-finish/ Eat your vegetable and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye.

I’ve yet to see spinach in Chinese food, but I suppose it could happen.

]]> http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2008/02/11/fight-to-the-finish/feed/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2008/02/11/fight-to-the-finish/ Cheaper than a therapist http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/weird-fortune-cookie-collection/~3/3fJfQEi3m1k/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/12/05/cheaper-than-a-therapist/#comments Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:09:30 +0000 the Curator http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/12/05/cheaper-than-a-therapist/ To lower your stress level, get a cat.

Technically this violates site policy, since the fortune itself isn’t really weird. But it’s definitely not what I would expect to pull out of a fortune cookie.

I might add that it all depends on which cat.

Don’t believe me? You might be a cat lady.

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I suggest you duck and cover.

]]> http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/11/28/everything_your_way/feed/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/11/28/everything_your_way/ Present Plants http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/weird-fortune-cookie-collection/~3/Z7t5yomWUMc/ http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/11/28/present_plants/#comments Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:16:13 +0000 the Curator http://weirdfortunecookies.com/2007/11/28/present_plants/ Your present plants are going to succeed.

Congratulations on your green thumb. As this fortune avoids any mention of future plants, however, I suggest waiting on that Dionaea muscipula you’ve been mulling over.

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