tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508240627570541518Mon, 07 Oct 2024 05:34:32 +0000JokesBiggest MysteryBushCareerClockwiseDianaEvanglistFactInsaneJobsJumbeMathematicsMonicaMother in LawMusician.OfficialPuzzelRearrangeRight FootSMSShort MessagesSmartVodafoneWhite Housecrazypopehttp://weirdo-insane.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Prince)Blogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508240627570541518.post-5637591536987097814Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:08:00 +00002009-01-09T04:52:30.258-08:00ClockwisePuzzelRight FootSmart<p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#999900;">How smart is your right foot?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#999900;"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#999900;">This will keep you busy for a while, trying to outsmart your foot, but you can't.</span> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><em><span style="color:#ff6600;">1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.</span> </em></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff6600;"><em>2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.</em></span> </span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#cc6600;"><strong>Your foot will change direction. . . . . . and there's nothing you can do about it!<br />_____________________________________________________________________________<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Passing only requires 4 correct answers out of 10.</strong></span> </p><p><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#993300;"><strong>1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?</strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#993300;">2) Which country makes Panama hats?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#993300;">3) From which animal do we get catgut?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#993300;">4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#993300;">5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#993300;">6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#993300;">7) What was King George VI's first name?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#993300;">8) What color is a purple finch?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#993300;">9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#993300;">10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;color:#009900;"><em><strong>All done? Check your answers below!</strong></em></span></p><p><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color:#ffcc33;"><strong>.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color:#999900;"><strong>.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color:#3333ff;"><strong>.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color:#663300;"><strong>.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color:#660000;"><strong>.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color:#003300;"><strong>.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color:#cc66cc;"><strong>.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color:#333300;"><strong>.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color:#330000;"><strong>.</strong></span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;color:#006600;"><em>ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ</em></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;">1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? *116 years</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;">2) Which country makes Panama hats? *Ecuador</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;">3) From which animal do we get cat gut? *Sheep and Horses</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;">4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? *November</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;">5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? *Squirrel fur</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;">6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? *Dogs</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;">7) What was King George VI's first name? *Albert</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;">8) What color is a purple finch? *Crimson</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;">9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? *New Zealand</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff6600;">10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? *Orange, of course. </span></strong></p>http://weirdo-insane.blogspot.com/2009/01/how-smart-is-your-right-foot.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Prince)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508240627570541518.post-1042194415712435369Sun, 04 Jan 2009 19:40:00 +00002009-01-04T13:33:59.139-08:00crazyDianaFactInsaneJumbeMonicaMother in LawRearrange<div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#009900;"><strong><u>Here are some of those</u></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ff6600;">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span> </div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#cc0000;"><span style="font-size:130%;">#8 Mother in law </span></span></span></strong></div><span style="font-family:arial;color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#cc0000;"><div align="center"><br /><strong><span style="color:#ffcc33;">When you <span style="color:#000099;">rearrange</span> the letters</span> </strong></div><div align="center"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:#993300;"><strong><em><u><blockquote><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:#993300;"><strong><em><u></u></em></strong></span></blockquote>Woman Hitler</u></em></strong></span><br /><br /><span style="color:#663300;">------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- </span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style="color:#cc0000;">#7 Monica Lewinsky</span></strong> </span></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><div align="center"><br /></span><strong><span style="color:#ffcc33;">When you <span style="color:#000099;">rearrange</span> the letters</span> </strong></div><div align="center"><br /><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#993300;"><strong><u>Nice silky woman</u></strong></span><br /></em><br /><span style="color:#663300;"><em><strong>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></em> </span><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">#6 Dormitory</span> </strong></div><strong></strong><div align="center"><br /><strong><span style="color:#ffcc00;">When you <span style="color:#000099;">rearrange</span> the letters</span></strong> </div><div align="center"><br /><em><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#993300;"><u>Dirty room</u></span></strong><br /></em><br /><span style="color:#663300;"><strong>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></span><br /><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>#5 </strong></span></span><span style="color:#cc0000;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Astronomer</strong></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#cc0000;"><br /></div></span><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffcc33;">When you <span style="color:#000099;">rearrange</span> the letters</span></strong> </div><div align="center"><br /><span style="color:#993300;"><u><em><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Moon Starer</span></strong><br /></em></u></span><br /><span style="color:#663300;"><strong>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></span><br /><br /></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">#4 Desperation </span></strong></div><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;"></span></strong><div align="center"><br /><strong><span style="color:#ffcc33;">When you <span style="color:#000099;">rearrange</span> the letters </span></strong></div><span style="color:#ffcc33;"><div align="center"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc9933;"><u><em><strong><span style="color:#cc6600;"><span style="color:#993300;">A rope ends it</span> </span><br /></strong></em></u></span><br /><span style="color:#663300;"><strong>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></span><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">#3 The Eyes</span></strong> </div><div align="center"><br /><strong><span style="color:#ffcc33;">When you <span style="color:#000099;">rearrange</span> the letters</span> </strong></div><strong><div align="center"><br /></strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><u><span style="color:#993300;"><em>They see</em></span><br /></u></strong></span><br /><span style="color:#663300;"><strong>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- </strong></span><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">#2 A Decimal Point</span></strong> </div><div align="center"><br /><strong><span style="color:#ffcc33;">When you <span style="color:#000099;">rearrange</span> the letters </span></strong></div><strong><span style="color:#ffcc33;"><div align="center"><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;color:#993300;"><u><em>Im a dot in place</em></u></span></strong><em><br /></em><br /><strong><span style="color:#663300;">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span> </strong><br /><span style="color:#cc0000;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">#1 </span></strong></span><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#cc0000;">Princess Diana</span> </span></strong></div><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><div align="center"><br /></span><span style="color:#ffcc33;">When you <span style="color:#000099;">rearrange</span> the letters</span><br /><br /></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#993300;"><em><u><strong>End is a car spin</strong></u></em></span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#cc6600;"><strong><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</strong> </span></div>http://weirdo-insane.blogspot.com/2009/01/when-some-words-are-rearrange-we-get.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Prince)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508240627570541518.post-2051980059740297083Wed, 24 Dec 2008 00:45:00 +00002009-01-03T14:17:58.978-08:00BushCareerEvanglistJobsJokesMusician.OfficialpopeVodafoneWhite House<span style="font-size:130%;">What is George W. Bush going to do after leaving White house? in terms of Career><br /><br />Here are some options that he is eyeing on<br /><br /><strong>An Evanglist </strong></span><br /><div align="left"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhQw5V1XVet1OBbB8FixTSk8Lz_kcxrH2iDJ-feJ2UpJUBdBUzBbSvdgvhzL0_Tsd7APZmwFGEJyZcnbRINpJstnG3-IelumTKso71lQ1kNq9sNoqCUc4hHFZv8ZWypQUAkHqZCYV0syU/s1600-h/bush_god.jpg"><span style="font-size:130%;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283158262768214626" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 254px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 176px; TEXT-ALIGN: left" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhQw5V1XVet1OBbB8FixTSk8Lz_kcxrH2iDJ-feJ2UpJUBdBUzBbSvdgvhzL0_Tsd7APZmwFGEJyZcnbRINpJstnG3-IelumTKso71lQ1kNq9sNoqCUc4hHFZv8ZWypQUAkHqZCYV0syU/s320/bush_god.jpg" border="0" /></span></a><?xml:namespace prefix = text-aling /><text-aling:center><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><strong>Pope?</strong><br /></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHnnuTfB7jQ_D9rNB-RaG6jNLInx66g24XSABBrgoN_80-I0n7cpWd7QPqJdGLF6Yi8nVbZSiC6Zqel91oDKgc7YlL1H2CD_N0SQ4PEtx7e8bBId84CQXf_WMHNDBqpDJTbOQr3VTTDAA/s1600-h/pope_bush.jpg"><span style="font-size:130%;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283159722621520450" style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 174px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 222px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHnnuTfB7jQ_D9rNB-RaG6jNLInx66g24XSABBrgoN_80-I0n7cpWd7QPqJdGLF6Yi8nVbZSiC6Zqel91oDKgc7YlL1H2CD_N0SQ4PEtx7e8bBId84CQXf_WMHNDBqpDJTbOQr3VTTDAA/s320/pope_bush.jpg" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span></text-aling:center><text-aling:center><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></text-aling:center></div><text-aling:center><span style="font-size:130%;"><div align="right"><br /><strong>How about a Software Programmer @ Apple</strong></span></div></text-aling:center><span style="font-size:130%;"><div><br /></div></span><div><text-aling:right><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk2wpNFchS2KQiuSoT4U3C1oUh2M-_r0eLjXNOhv57hvEXAuxWsmyX4rYDa8FSlCH-AnSInQnHSLbC0aQaJy_e14xgiSATlGbcZ-uAxK5HmbudGItLzg3klOeQ3Ls2OaalFZn-YYLzRSg/s1600-h/CIA-Asks-Bush-C_0.jpg"><span style="font-size:130%;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283160196280632226" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 289px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk2wpNFchS2KQiuSoT4U3C1oUh2M-_r0eLjXNOhv57hvEXAuxWsmyX4rYDa8FSlCH-AnSInQnHSLbC0aQaJy_e14xgiSATlGbcZ-uAxK5HmbudGItLzg3klOeQ3Ls2OaalFZn-YYLzRSg/s320/CIA-Asks-Bush-C_0.jpg" border="0" /></span></a></div></text-aling:right><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk2wpNFchS2KQiuSoT4U3C1oUh2M-_r0eLjXNOhv57hvEXAuxWsmyX4rYDa8FSlCH-AnSInQnHSLbC0aQaJy_e14xgiSATlGbcZ-uAxK5HmbudGItLzg3klOeQ3Ls2OaalFZn-YYLzRSg/s1600-h/CIA-Asks-Bush-C_0.jpg"></a><div><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></div><text-aling:center><div><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong></text-aling:center></div><div><text-aling:center><br /><br /><text-aling:right></text-aling:right><text-aling:right><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk2wpNFchS2KQiuSoT4U3C1oUh2M-_r0eLjXNOhv57hvEXAuxWsmyX4rYDa8FSlCH-AnSInQnHSLbC0aQaJy_e14xgiSATlGbcZ-uAxK5HmbudGItLzg3klOeQ3Ls2OaalFZn-YYLzRSg/s1600-h/CIA-Asks-Bush-C_0.jpg"></a><br /></text-aling:right><text-aling:right><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk2wpNFchS2KQiuSoT4U3C1oUh2M-_r0eLjXNOhv57hvEXAuxWsmyX4rYDa8FSlCH-AnSInQnHSLbC0aQaJy_e14xgiSATlGbcZ-uAxK5HmbudGItLzg3klOeQ3Ls2OaalFZn-YYLzRSg/s1600-h/CIA-Asks-Bush-C_0.jpg"></a></text-aling:right><br /><br /><br /><br /><br><br><br><br /><br /><em>Sorry to disturb you guys... Actually just now came across a news, which says that the Pug which we used to see at the Vodafone commercials Died....just wanted to let you people know this.. anyways.. carry on... </em></div></text-aling:center><div><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></div><div><text-aling:right><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk2wpNFchS2KQiuSoT4U3C1oUh2M-_r0eLjXNOhv57hvEXAuxWsmyX4rYDa8FSlCH-AnSInQnHSLbC0aQaJy_e14xgiSATlGbcZ-uAxK5HmbudGItLzg3klOeQ3Ls2OaalFZn-YYLzRSg/s1600-h/CIA-Asks-Bush-C_0.jpg"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></a></div></text-aling:right><div><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></div><text-aling:right><div></text-aling:right></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>So....Customer Care Executive? "Care and he?" Haha... not this too..</strong> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283163701558411618" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 242px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 213px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg46RD-2saIYs402ptL4N8UplHfc1YzFivhnqvuVcUezjqS7Dib0GOcIPUu9KoAnhgbfcUZwLPZ1fup3ltsN0A21tvur8Nq8pn290JRLdSuX4qjEIDMIAnH1pYAeGIS9VA9yZlyvvpRGT8/s320/152041main_bush_121call.jpg" border="0" /><text-aling:right><strong></strong></text-aling:right></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><div><text-aling:center><text-aling:right><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Musician??</strong> <strong>umm... No</strong></span></text-aling:right></text-aling:center><text-aling:center><text-aling:right><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></div></text-aling:right></text-aling:center><br /><br /><div><text-aling:right><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFHw7YmvNQdjYcqO8TJ4uzb9n0mXEmZ58LP-zys39FVAJMkQ-JFBRmGvDMQC7e8haFm_UnXj70EHAPuFcH8LSMXG35sVqkgkSratC90gu98MUX6GjeyVX55YWfWSAXHZzcyc3XAN6gZjY/s1600-h/capt_capm10208301856_bush__capm102.jpg"><span style="font-size:130%;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283161512677735602" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 248px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 249px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFHw7YmvNQdjYcqO8TJ4uzb9n0mXEmZ58LP-zys39FVAJMkQ-JFBRmGvDMQC7e8haFm_UnXj70EHAPuFcH8LSMXG35sVqkgkSratC90gu98MUX6GjeyVX55YWfWSAXHZzcyc3XAN6gZjY/s320/capt_capm10208301856_bush__capm102.jpg" border="0" /></span></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk2wpNFchS2KQiuSoT4U3C1oUh2M-_r0eLjXNOhv57hvEXAuxWsmyX4rYDa8FSlCH-AnSInQnHSLbC0aQaJy_e14xgiSATlGbcZ-uAxK5HmbudGItLzg3klOeQ3Ls2OaalFZn-YYLzRSg/s1600-h/CIA-Asks-Bush-C_0.jpg"></a></div></text-aling:right><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhk2wpNFchS2KQiuSoT4U3C1oUh2M-_r0eLjXNOhv57hvEXAuxWsmyX4rYDa8FSlCH-AnSInQnHSLbC0aQaJy_e14xgiSATlGbcZ-uAxK5HmbudGItLzg3klOeQ3Ls2OaalFZn-YYLzRSg/s1600-h/CIA-Asks-Bush-C_0.jpg"></a><br /><br /><text-aling:center><text-aling:right><text-aling:right><div align="center"><br /></text-aling:right></text-aling:right><text-aling:right><text-aling:right></text-aling:center></text-aling:right></text-aling:right></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Baby Sitter? Ah.. no, I dont think so...actually it should be "Baby Killer.."</span></strong><br /><div><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:130%;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283164819070590322" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 233px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 197px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwG72JZtbwujJ1YH1SMejvv_UV2WV2UlZb-9TWjI0f65_2DGTswaNXhPRYamqCXj22whYnEwhtMh-5HzLAzfCep_sDTPA_9r3OysYzp_KfnFnwWprcEw3q2qe2wBk2InDYf879Ze9gQB8/s320/bush-holding-baby.jpg" border="0" /></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><span style="font-size:130%;">Oh this one is the best of best... </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Introducing the New Pug at Vodafone</strong><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2GGTSyNBM0C5VlWHXIa2mkskDc-L_-1HDtWIboFdmTvnw8pNWQiDffKOw-wyGnDOglTHZVdbzbJM1sbhFaX0UhCA1Gr44nzJRuvDRUFwGFI8x8qPVh5_qU8GcpD8PJbS8rl1AA6OblOI/s1600-h/bush_dog....JPG"><span style="font-size:130%;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283168364323034306" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 290px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2GGTSyNBM0C5VlWHXIa2mkskDc-L_-1HDtWIboFdmTvnw8pNWQiDffKOw-wyGnDOglTHZVdbzbJM1sbhFaX0UhCA1Gr44nzJRuvDRUFwGFI8x8qPVh5_qU8GcpD8PJbS8rl1AA6OblOI/s320/bush_dog....JPG" border="0" /></span></a><br /><br /><p><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></p><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><p><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFHw7YmvNQdjYcqO8TJ4uzb9n0mXEmZ58LP-zys39FVAJMkQ-JFBRmGvDMQC7e8haFm_UnXj70EHAPuFcH8LSMXG35sVqkgkSratC90gu98MUX6GjeyVX55YWfWSAXHZzcyc3XAN6gZjY/s1600-h/capt_capm10208301856_bush__capm102.jpg"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></a></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Cheers,<br />Princehttp://weirdo-insane.blogspot.com/2008/12/bush-eyeing-on-different-opportunities.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Prince)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508240627570541518.post-1265853829706032243Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:44:00 +00002008-12-16T11:56:13.815-08:00Biggest MysteryJokesMathematicsShort MessagesSMSBiggest Mystery of Mathematics<br /><br />Thousands of Years passed,<br />Millioms of theorens derived,<br />Crores of formulae made,<br /><br />But Still<br /><br />X IS UNKNOWN!!!<br /><br />Cheers,<br />Princehttp://weirdo-insane.blogspot.com/2008/12/biggest-mystery.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Prince)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508240627570541518.post-7509152877484386066Fri, 09 May 2008 21:56:00 +00002008-12-11T18:57:37.045-08:00<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgH-AUBDsJr9W7CvXPRyYClWLBUTnXdZWlqzZb1arVSVZyAJZehLJ2oyekE0uegOkzhLq8wEgowz6EJxplgiW-YQ2YLauRTo3VmIjSl0k3ZU7QT9BQWMX1Smj8RXRHyhhDfgKbpG3lchGI/s1600-h/Insane+big+link.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5198504576186858242" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgH-AUBDsJr9W7CvXPRyYClWLBUTnXdZWlqzZb1arVSVZyAJZehLJ2oyekE0uegOkzhLq8wEgowz6EJxplgiW-YQ2YLauRTo3VmIjSl0k3ZU7QT9BQWMX1Smj8RXRHyhhDfgKbpG3lchGI/s320/Insane+big+link.JPG" border="0" /></a> <u>Click on the picture to enlarge</u></div>http://weirdo-insane.blogspot.com/2008/05/im-in-insane.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Prince)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508240627570541518.post-7154065586079298083Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:19:00 +00002008-04-27T04:34:56.807-07:00<strong>1. A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.<br /><br />2. The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.<br /><br />3. Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.<br /><br />4. Surprised while burgling a house in Antwerp, Belgium, a thief fled out the back door, clambered over a nine-foot wall, dropped down and found himself in the city prison.<br /><br />5. Hitting on the novel idea that he could end his wife's incessant nagging by giving her a good scare, Hungarian Jake Fen built an elaborate harness to make it look as if he had hanged himself. When his wife came home and saw him she fainted. Hearing a disturbance a neighbor came over and, finding what she thought were two corpses, seized the opportunity to loot the place. As she was leaving the room, her arms laden, the outraged and suspended Mr. Fen kicked her stoutly in the backside. This so surprised the lady that she dropped dead of a heart attack. Happily, Mr. Fen was acquitted of manslaughter and he and his wife were reconciled.<br /><br />6. George Schwartz, owner of a factory in Providence, R.I., narrowly escaped death when a blast flattened his factory except for one wall. After treatment for minor injuries, he returned to the scene to search for files. The remaining wall then collapsed on him, killing him.</strong>http://weirdo-insane.blogspot.com/2008/04/weird-news-headline.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Prince)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508240627570541518.post-4164685529064307879Sun, 20 Apr 2008 20:27:00 +00002008-04-20T13:32:04.871-07:00<p><strong>America (Wireless Flash)</strong> -- Phone psychics are so 20th century now that one seer has ushered in the new age of instant messaging intuitives. </p><p>Jeniffer, a American-based psychic for 16 years, is changing with the times by offering readings via instant messaging. </p><p>Jeniffer says when she started e-mail readings through the website <a href="http://www.kasamba.com/"><strong>www.Kasamba.com</strong></a> now <a href="http://www.liveperson.com/"><strong>www.liveperson.com</strong></a> in 2007, explaining, "I wanted to do it because there's a different consciousness online."</p><p>But with instant messaging, she says her clients can ask follow up questions right away, and she can "read someone's energy" over IMs so there's no loss of psychic connection despite never seeing or hearing her clients. </p><p>If things keep going the way they are,<strong> </strong>Jeniffer crystal ball will soon be wireless.</p><p>She says she's looking into delivering readings via cell phone text messages. </p>http://weirdo-insane.blogspot.com/2008/04/psychic-goes-modern-with-instant.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Prince)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508240627570541518.post-2599357075004272757Sun, 20 Apr 2008 20:10:00 +00002008-04-20T13:24:19.413-07:00<div align="justify"><strong>Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H<br /><br />Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.<br /><br />No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.<br /><br />With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."</strong></div>http://weirdo-insane.blogspot.com/2008/04/osama-bin-laden-sends-george-bush.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Prince)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508240627570541518.post-324771023931439832Sun, 20 Apr 2008 19:49:00 +00002008-04-20T13:07:34.285-07:00<strong>Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. </strong><br /><strong>A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Airhead (er*hed) n. </strong><br /><strong>What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong> Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. </strong><br /><strong>You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. </strong><br /><strong>Jokes that are short so men can understand them. </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. </strong><br /><strong>An appliance designed to eat socks. </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. </strong><br /><strong>A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&amp;Ms. </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. </strong><br /><strong>The last two minutes of a football game. </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. </strong><br /><strong>To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. </strong><br /><strong>What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store. </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. </strong><br /><strong>Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."</strong><br /><strong> </strong><br /><strong>Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. </strong><br /><strong>Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon. </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Childbirth (child*brth) n. </strong><br /><strong>You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus... breath... push" </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Lipstick (lip*stik) n. </strong><br /><strong>On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear! </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Park (park) v./n.</strong><br /><strong> Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide. </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Patience (pa*shens) n. </strong><br /><strong>The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers." </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. </strong><br /><strong>Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it. </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. </strong><br /><strong>A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card. </strong>http://weirdo-insane.blogspot.com/2008/04/womans-dictionary.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Prince)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508240627570541518.post-6028021024413572530Sun, 20 Apr 2008 07:59:00 +00002008-04-20T13:09:24.387-07:00<strong>why are slippers called slippers when they are actually sticking on to your feet. shouldn't they be called stickers instead?<br /><br />when a guy is playing with full freedom and enjoying you say he is playing with gay abandon but if a gay does the same what will u call that.<br /><br />if you do something odd or secretive it is called fishy but if a fish does the same what will that be called<br /><br />what happens to all the smoke if the smoker does not exhale it. will he float after sometime?</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">The ? marks contd...</span>http://weirdo-insane.blogspot.com/2008/04/some-more-crazy-thoughts-that-passed.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Prince)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508240627570541518.post-191554236070278238Sat, 19 Apr 2008 19:27:00 +00002008-04-20T01:17:12.109-07:00<p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>The ? Mark</strong></span></p><p></p><p align="justify"><strong>Can you cry under water? </strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>What's the difference between a novel and a book?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?</span></strong></p><p align="justify"></p><p align="justify"><strong>Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>Do penguins have knees?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?</span></strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>Would you die if you didn't pee?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?Can you slam a revolving door?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?</strong></p><p align="justify"><strong>How old does something have to be to become an antique?</strong></p><p><strong>------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p>http://weirdo-insane.blogspot.com/2008/04/crazy-thoughts-that-often-comes-in-my.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Prince)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508240627570541518.post-6066638538152055620Sat, 19 Apr 2008 19:07:00 +00002008-04-20T13:09:50.721-07:00<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong>Hello guys... This is the first post of mine under this Domain.. well i do have some other blogs.. you can check them out too.. the addresses are in my profile.. this blog is mainly for the people who dont care much about things seriously... well we do care about the serious stuff but on the funnier side....you can find the craziest of craziest things here on my blog.. so be ready to blow up your mind and think beyond imagination, well yes on funnier side ofcourse.. hehe... check this space for my new craziest posts....</strong></span></div><div align="justify"><strong></strong></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong>Take care</strong></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong>Cheers,</strong></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong>Prince</strong></span></div>http://weirdo-insane.blogspot.com/2008/04/weirdo-brings-crazy-king.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Prince)0