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HNT, Guest, Crazy B.....

2009-11-11T23:27:00.001-05:00

Well this week I have a guest, woooo hooo!! Anyone can play! She also picked the song too, now granted I had never heard it, evidently Buckcherry never made it big enough to open for Haggard or Jerry Lee or anyone like that. The song isn't for the faint of heart so put the kids to bed turn it up wide open and tear the knobs off........
Hell some of y'all will have to read the lyrics with your eyes closed.

Crazy Bitch

All right!

Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid
You want me to stay, but I got to make my way

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Take it off, the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full, uh
You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Get the video
Fuck you so good
Get the video
Fuck you so good

Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy...bitch

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back, come on

Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star
You'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
You keep me right on

You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me

As you can see the lyrics are not kid friendly, if you haven't heard it and want to hit that HERE

Any of y'all qualify?

Here are some more pics from the same set I did last time.

Click for guest goodness.

I still don't really get the hand thing but y'all seem to like em and since after like 3 months us uncreative folks run out of pics and pic ideas here ya go.

click

There ya go, whatcha think about the song? The guest? Do tell.

Veterans Day

2009-11-11T08:08:00.004-05:00

ARLINGTON CEMETERY -

1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns and why?

21 steps: It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute which is
The highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary.

2. How long does he hesitate after his about face to begin his return walk and why?

21 seconds for the same reason as answer number 1

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3. Why are his gloves wet?

His gloves are moistened to prevent his losing his grip on the rifle.

4. Does he carry his rifle on the same shoulder all the time
And, if not, why not?

He carries the rifle on the shoulder away from the tomb. After his march across the path, he executes an about face and moves the rifle to the outside shoulder.

5. How often are the guards changed?

Guards are changed every thirty minutes,
Twenty-four hours a day, 365 days a year.

6. What are the physical traits of the guard limited to?

For a person to apply for guard duty at the tomb, he must be
Between 5' 10' and 6' 2' tall and his waist size cannot exceed 30.

They must commit 2 years of life to guard the tomb, live in a barracks under the tomb, and cannot drink any alcohol on or off duty for the rest of their lives. They cannot swear in public for the
Rest of their lives and cannot disgrace the uniform or the tomb in any way.

After two years, the guard is given a wreath pin that is worn on
Their lapel signifying they served as guard of the tomb. There are only
400 presently worn. The guard must obey these rules for the rest of their
Lives or give up the wreath pin.

The shoes are specially made with very thick soles to keep the heat and cold from their feet. There are metal heel plates that extend to the top of the shoe in order to make the loud click as they come to a halt.

There are no wrinkles, folds or lint on the uniform.. Guards dress for duty
In front of a full-length mirror.

The first six months of duty a guard cannot talk to anyone nor
Watch TV All off duty time is spent studying the 175 notable people laid
To rest in Arlington National Cemetery . A guard must memorize who they are
And where they are interred. Among the notables are:

President Taft,
Joe Lewis {the boxer}
Medal of Honor winner Audie Murphy, the most
Decorated soldier of WWII of Hollywood fame.

Every guard spends five hours a day getting his uniforms ready for
Guard duty.

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ETERNAL REST GRANT THEM O LORD AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON THEM.

In 2003 as Hurricane Isabelle was approaching Washington, DC, our
US Senate/House took 2 days off with anticipation of the storm. On the ABC
Evening news, it was reported that because of the dangers from the
Hurricane, the military members assigned the duty of guarding the Tomb of
The Unknown Soldier were given permission to suspend the assignment. They
Respectfully declined the offer, 'No way, Sir!' Soaked to the skin,
Marching in the pelting rain of a tropical storm, they said that guarding
The Tomb was not just an as signment, it was the highest honor that can be
Afforded to a serviceperson. The tomb has been patrolled continuously,
24/7, since 1930.

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God Bless and keep them.

I don't usually suggest that many emails be forwarded, but I'd be
Very proud if this one reached as many as possible. We can be very proud
Of our young men and women in the service no matter where they serve.

IN GOD WE TRUST

A lot of men and women had to die to give us the right to vote away our freedom, Be careful how you vote if you aren't we might end up with Democrats in charge. Vote FOR the people who have given us freedom and keep us free and safe every-single-day. How free are you when the government takes your hard earned money and gives it poor decision makers? How free are you when they want to regulate your guns? How free are you when they consistently take your rights? How free are you when they vote in things that hurt your kids (national debt) Vote OTD. The smart do, the simple justify.

If you are American and you have any freedom thank a Vet, if you voted against them in the last election check yourself, re-think your hatred of the country, or move, or kill yourself. I'm out.

Check it out.

2009-11-09T10:03:00.002-05:00

Hit me up HERE, some folks pee'd a little when they read it so it might be good.

Hit it.

Sunday Slides

2009-11-08T08:00:00.000-05:00

Ok its 4:40 Am in Texas. I wouldn"t letcha down tho. Here ya go with some slides!

1. Why when chicks think of me do they self touch? A mystery really.

2. Thats hot right there.

3. I have seen perfect asses on y'alls HNT's and some of y'all non-hnt'rs have perfect ones too!

4. LOL

5. A lil shower cartoon fun!

6. I'ma eater! Just sayin.

7. Looks like shes in need!

8. Not that good an outfit choice but I'm no fashion freak.

9. Looks sated to me.

10. My kinda girl.

11. I dunno but sexy in an odd way.

12. LOL Safe sex old skool!

13. This one is for YOU!!! Yes dear, you!
hehehehe

14. The call me the fireman..........

15. no comment needed.

Im gave out. Hope your weekend is good. Steal whatcha wanna, pick some faves etc etc.

Ole Jane

2009-11-07T08:00:00.004-05:00

Never Forgive A Traitor

Just a reminder of who she really is!!!!!

SHE REALLY WAS A TRAITOR!!

In Memory of

LT. C.Thomsen Wieland

who spent 100 days at the Hanoi Hilton

She really is a traitor

A TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED
KEEP THIS MOVING ACROSS AMERICA

This is for all the kids born in the 70's who do
not remember, and didn't have to bear the
burden that our fathers, mothers and older
brothers and sisters had to bear.

Jane Fonda is being honored as one of the
'100 Women of the Century.'

BY BARBRA WALTERS

Unfortunately, many have forgotten and still
countless others have never known how Ms.
Fonda betrayed not only the idea of our country,
but specific men who served and sacrificed
during Vietnam

The first part of this is from an F-4E pilot.

The pilot's name is Jerry Driscoll , a River Rat.

In 1968, the former Commandant of the USAF
Survival School was a POW in Ho Lo Prison
the ' Hanoi Hilton .'

Dragged from a stinking cesspit of a cell,
cleaned, fed, and dressed in clean PJ's, he was
ordered to describe for a visiting American
'Peace Activist' the 'lenient and humane
treatment' he'd received.

He spat at Ms. Fonda , was clubbed, and was
dragged away.
During the subsequent beating, he fell forward
on to the camp Commandant 's feet, which
sent that officer berserk.

In 1978, the Air Force Colonel still suffered from
double vision (which permanently ended his
flying career) from the Commandant's frenzied
application of a wooden baton.

From 1963-65, Col. Larry Carrigan was in the
47FW/DO (F-4E's). He spent 6 years in the
'Hanoi Hilton',,, the first three of which his
family only knew he was 'missing in action'.
His wife lived on faith that he was still alive.
His group, too, got the cleaned-up, fed and
clothed routine in preparation for a
'peace delegation' visit.

They, however, had time and devised a plan to
get word to the world that they were alive
an d still survived. Each man secreted a tiny
piece of paper, with his Social Security Number
on it , in the palm of his hand.

When paraded before Ms. Fonda and a
cameraman, she walked the line, shaking each
man's hand and asking little encouraging
snippets like: 'Aren't you sorry you bombed
babies?' and 'Are you grateful for the humane
treatment from your benevolent captors?'
Believing this HAD to be an act, they each
palmed her their sliver of paper.

She took them all without missing a beat. At the
end of the line and once the camera stopped
rolling, to the shocked disbelief of the POWs,
she turned to the officer in charge and handed
him all the little pieces of paper.

Three men died from the subsequent beatings.
Colonel Carrigan was almost number four
but he survived, which is the only reason we
know of her actions that day.

I was a civilian economic development advisor
in Vietnam , and was captured by the North
Vietnamese communists in South Vietnam in
1968, and held prisoner for over 5 years.

I spent 27 months in solitary confinement; one
year in a cage in Cambodia ; and one year
in a 'black box' in Hanoi
My North Vietnamese captors deliberately
poisoned and murdered a female missionary, a
nurse in a leprosarium in Ban me Thuot, South
Vietnam , whom I buried in the jungle near the
Cambodian border.
At one time, I weighed only about 90 lbs.
(My normal weight is 170 lbs.)

We were Jane Fonda 's 'war criminals.'

When Jane Fonda was in Hanoi , I was asked by
the camp communist political officer if I would
be willing to meet with her.

I said yes, for I wanted to tell her about the real
treatment we POWs received... and how
different it was from the treatment purported by
the North Vietnamese, and parroted by her as
'humane and lenient.'

Because of this, I spent three days on a rocky
floor on my knees, with my arms outstretched
with a large steel weights placed on my hands,
and beaten with a bamboo cane. ;

I had the opportunity to meet with Jane Fonda
soon after I was released. I asked her
if she would be willing to debate me on TV.
She never did answer me.

These first-hand experiences do not exemplify
someone who should be honored as part
of '100 Years of Great Women.'
Lest we forget...' 100 Years of Great Women'
should never include a traitor whose hands are
covered with the blood of so many patriots.

There are few things I have strong visceral
reactions to, but Hanoi Jane's participation in
blatant treason, is one of them.
Please take the time to forward to as many
people as you possibly can.
It will eventually end up on her computer and
she needs to know that we will never forget.

RONALD D. SAMPSON, CMSgt, USAF
716 Maintenance Squadron, Chief of
Maintenance
DSN: 875-6431
COMM: 883-6343

Usually outside of questioning people's IQ and intellegence I don't attack many folks. But for the record, JF is without a doubt the biggest cunt, whore bitch who has ever been born. If my bladder was on the verge of bursting and she was afire, I'd let it burst before I pissed on that worthless bitch.

I wonder how she votes?

Health Care, hypocrites, Emails, Sexy Chicks, Suplicia, How I see it

2009-11-03T08:00:00.002-05:00

Well I'm not here and won't be for a while so I pre-posted several things. This is a email conversation I had with the ever so lovely Suplicia. She commented and I replied. Unlike some folks she is interested in understanding the views of others and the opinions of others. Though I rarely have an opinion on things I thought I'd humor her and answer! These are the actual mails, first is her comment then it was in mail. I added nothing except what is in green. The original post was HERE.

(On the political posts the pics don't necessarily go with the post I just put em in there cause they are true and tickle me!)

Check it out and feel free to tell me where I'm wrong, or right!

Sulpicia:

The more I read your blog the more I feel a political responsibility to speak on certain issues. Drives me nuts in a way because a) I dislike groups b)if I do end up in a group, I usually leave them because of the politics.

Please advise.

Me

Lol
it is very tough. In politics you have to decide where you stand on most of the issues. The bigger picture though is fairly easy. If you believe that the government should have more control of your everyday life, healthcare, salary, child care, education, rules, regulations, etc etc then you would be siding with the people on the left side of the spectrum. These people believe the government is needed and is responsible for nearly every facet of your life. (Democrats)

If you believe that Sulpicia should be able to do as she wants, provided that she doesn't want to take rights from others, hurt others etc etc, and if you believe that Sulpicia is smart enough, tough enough, and has enough sense to make her own decisions for herself and her family and you do not believe that the government can better run your life than you can then you would be more on the right. (Other Than Democrat)

Many people would prefer to be in a socialist system where the government tells you where to work, regulates how much you can earn, what kind of health care you get, what kind of food you can eat and on and on.

The main question is fairly simple.

Would you rather be responsible for your action, both good and bad or would you rather someone else decide for and be responsible for you.

Sulpicia:

hmmm... how bizarre. i'm totally on the right. but i believe in universal health care. but that's emotional. emotions, as i understand you, should not figure into these types of discussions. however, when i was in university, my daughter, at three, had leukemia. that's three years of drugs i could not afford. simply put, she'd be dead. how do you merge these moments with a bigger picture position?

Me

Everyone's core beliefs are on the right. That is why the far left encroaches slowly and incremental. They can't just break out and make wholesale change because it won't fly and they know it.

The care you required is covered by the government already in the form of Medicaid. As well as many charities. (I am no expert in anything by the way) I have 2 friends with kids that had cancer that never paid one cent for treatment. The Shands hospital covered it, or contributors to the cancer research or whoever covered it. The local churches covered their travel expense and hotel/food expenses. One of the people was way poor, the other a regular working middle class family.

(this is a sad edit but one of the children is back in the hospital with a re-occurrence of the leukemia, again the churches have donated the money because of course the parents have had to quit work to go be with the child for daily treatments, so they are staying in a hotel right at the hospital with zero income, just think Barrico and the hypocrats wanted to TAX the very donations that went into the church that this family is not receiving)

The thing about emotional decisions is this. Think back on major decisions in your life, when you made the based on emotion for the most part how did they play out? When you made big decisions after collecting the facts and such and thinking about the pro's and con's and studying them deeply, how did they play out?

Think about purchases you made that you made based on emotion, you lovedddddddd those shoes but then before you got paid again you were short of funds, or the guy you knew was doing you wrong but you stayed or keep seeing because u loved him.

those are simple examples.

Those are decisions based on emotion, not thought.

My personal belief on the health care deal is that the majority has health care right now, a huge amount of the uninsured are covered by Medicaid and NOBODY is refused service in a emergency situation. In you daughters situation (I feel for you there for sure, I hope I never have to go through that!) they have available insurance for catastrophe care, like a cancer, for a child to be covered for that would be dirt cheap because the occurrence of that is very very small.

Lastly, the quality of care here is as good or better than anywhere in the world, people fly here or cross boarders everyday for health care. There is NO way that the government could possibly maintain or improve the quality of care.

Sulpicia

I currently live in the Northwest Territories, Canada. Not a province. Our asses are owned. All revenue from considerable resource development and taxes, go directly to the feds. The territory isn't even allowed to collect its own taxes. The very existence of this city is questionable, as far as I'm concerned. Though it has been an ideal location to raise the two offspring.

I WILL be thinking back on major decisions. I have a bunch to make now. I think, rather than emotion or thought, lust is making a few of them. Is lust an emotion?? Either way, lust will take a back seat at some point. (After October.) And I shall apply my intellect.

Me

Well I assure you that you will make better decisions all the way around if you can separate yourself from emotion.

If you do a pro and con list and are honest with yourself the proper decision will be clear. People often justify their position without thinking it all the way out.

Well there you go. How'd I do?

Sunday Slides, Funny

2009-11-01T08:00:00.000-05:00

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
And then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
Another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter

"Want coffee."

The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto!

We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.

What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says ..

! ;

"Training for position in United States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
Leave mess for others to clean up,
Disappear for rest of day.

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting
sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering,
"If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied,
"If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."

HNT, planting seeds!

2009-10-28T23:23:00.005-04:00

I saw that on the back of a truck about the Louisiana/ Texas border. I don't know where all of y'all stand but my very first thought was "you goddamn right!" Feel free to steal that pic and send it to every American you know. If you can not read it it says, "Unfucking Forgivable" and I agree! To drive that semi he has to think to himself "IDGAF what the DOT or the troopers think I'm putting it out there so fuck em"

Just an offer from me to you.........

I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But yer face don't look too clear
So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw

Chorus:
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I don't think that's true
So, why don't we get drunk and screw

-- Spoken: "Pick it Coral Reefers, here we go..."

(swing instrumental)

Chorus:
Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed it's filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I don't think that's true
So why don't we get drunk and screw
Yeah, now baby I say, (Lord!)
Why don't we get drunk and screw

Surely for the love of all things good you know this'n but if not HERE.

So who is up for that??

Well this passed week I had to plant some stuff for the vicious, nasty, hateful and deadly white tailed deer!

Some of y'all dig shaved headed doods and some one of y'all really dug the hankie/hat combo, so there ya go. The click though took me 7 bushels of seeds to get so be preciatin it!

Here's lookin atcha!

HHNT!

Social Programs and their effectiveness

2009-10-27T08:00:00.001-04:00

....well not so much.

Change America wanted. Every American should see this.

To the Congress:

The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775 - you have had 234 years to get it right; it is broke.

Social Security was established in 1935 - you have had 74 years to get it right; it is broke.

Fannie Mae was established in 1938 - you have had 71 years to get it right; it is broke.

The "War on Poverty" started in 1964 - you have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor"; it hasn't worked and our entire country is broke.

Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965 - you've had 44 years to get it right; they are broke.

Freddie Mac was established in 1970 - you have had 39 years to get it right; it is broke.

Trillions of dollars were spent in the massive political payoffs called TARP, the "Stimulus", the Omnibus Appropriations Act of 2009... none show any signs of working, although ACORN appears to have found a new b***h: the American taxpayer.

And finally, to set a new record:

"Cash for Clunkers" was established in 2009 and went broke in 2009! It took good dependable cars (that were the best some people could afford) and replaced them with high-priced and less-affordable cars, mostly Japanese. A good percentage of the profits went out of the country. And the American taxpayers take the hit for Congress' generosity in burning three billion more of our dollars on failed experiments.

So with a perfect 100% failure rate and a record that proves that "services" you shove down our throats are failing faster and faster, you want Americans to believe you can be trusted with a government-run health care system?

20% of our entire economy?

With all due respect,

Are you Nuckin Futz??

Several other reasons the intelligent don't vote Democrat. But we all already knew that.

Does it seem like the things I post about come around in Emails eventually? Hmmmmmmm

Just the facts folks.

Thinkers don't vote Dem, if they like their kids and country.

Funny, Stats

2009-10-26T08:06:00.000-04:00

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!'

The teacher had to leave the room.

15 titsfortroops.net/ ( I better go check never had this many from there)
11 sympathyforthedevilrevisited.blogspot.com/ (hot chick)
8 lustpuddle.blogspot.com/
6 www.kinkunleashed.com/ (hot chick)
6 realworldvenusmars.blogspot.com/ (several hot chicks)
5 manicmariah.blogspot.com/ (hot chick)
5 hotdads.blogspot.com/ (cool cats)
5 tsquest.blogspot.com/ (hot chick
5 blue-eyedvixen.com/ (hot chick)

Where are all the crackers??

21 California United States
19 Texas United States
16 Maryland United States
16 New York United States
13 Minnesota United States
11 New Jersey United States
11 Ontario Canada
11 Ohio United States
11 Pennsylvania United States
11 Washington United States

Y'all have a big week!

Sunday Slides, Contest link, Funny

2009-10-25T08:00:00.002-04:00

Easy contest, just comment to win!!! HERE

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely, P. Niss

The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina

LOL

1. This shirt might have been true then, now it should say "A dead dogs ass would be a better president"

2. Love this view!

3. Kisses!

4. Bathroom fun!

5. LOL

6. Its all in the eye contact!

7. Babes and bikes!

8. Yup, I'm for it.

9. I'm for that too!

10. Thats prolly just wrong!

11. I dunno what river shes tubing on but I want an invite!
12. Some of y'all need this bumper sticker!

13. Yes ma'am I believe I will have a drink...

14. Blind fold

15. Thats just sexy right there!

Go hit the link, join the contest, pick some faves, steal whatcha wanna!

Old Butch

2009-10-24T08:00:00.004-04:00

Old Butch!

John was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'
and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report
by just listening to the bells.

John's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize
but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out
how to win two of the most highly coveted awards
on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Wake up people.

Faves, Link and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2009-10-23T08:00:00.000-04:00

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just sayin!!!!!

Well There was some excellent stellar hotness yesterday everywhere! I didn't see any newbies but here are some excellent pics you should hit if you didn't!!

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Well there ya go!

Also I sent some by request pics HERE they will post today (I dunno what time thought) if you wanna hit that up! Don't let me be the dood with no comments!
You like Boobies? Who doesn't like boobies? Hit that link and like em all you want!!!

Hit that up!

Y'all go see the sexies and have a big ole wekend!

HNTGood Golly Miss Molly!a

2009-10-21T23:34:00.005-04:00

Well I took some quick pics then sent em off to have em altered. New keyboard tomorrow (they say!)!!! woot woot! I might not get around though or be late but I'll get to everyone.

I love me some rock n roll!!!!!

Good golly miss Molly, sure like to ball,
Good golly miss Molly, sure like to ball,
A-When you're rockin' and a rollin', can't hear your mama call.

From the early early mornin' to the early early night,
When I caught miss Molly rockin' at the house of blue lights,
Good golly miss Molly, sure like to ball,
A-When you're rockin' and a rollin', can't hear your mama call.

Mama, papa told me 'Son, you better watch your step',
If'n your Papa's Mama had to watch my Papa's step ,
Good golly miss Molly, sure like to ball,
A-When you're rockin' and a rollin', can't hear your mama call.

Ahhhhhhhh

(Music)

Good golly miss Molly, sure like to ball,
Whooo
Good golly miss Molly, sure like to ball,
A-When you're rockin' and a rollin', can't hear your mama call.

Goin' to the corner gonna buy a diamond ring,
When she hugs me and kiss me make me ting-a-ling-a-ling
Good golly miss Molly, sure like to ball,
A-When you're rockin' and a rollin', can't hear your mama call.

Surely everyone knows this one but if not HERE

Click em both.

Reflection from truck hood.

there ya go. HHNT everyone.

Still zzzzzzzzz's Funnies pzsted!

2009-10-21T07:35:00.000-04:00

Funnies for you!!!

Shortest books in the world.

NEGROS I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING

by Tiger Woods

______________________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
________________________________________

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &

HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

______________________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
________________________________
Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
___________________________________
MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
____________________________________
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
_________________________________
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
_____________________________________

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
___________________________________

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J.. Kevorkian
__________________________________

ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE .....
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
____________________________________
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
__________________________________

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
_______________________________________

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
_________________________________________
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy
___________________________________
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

*******************************************************
AND, JUST ADDED:
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Barack Obama

Thzts funny right there!

Subject: BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER...

The police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.

On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a telephone interview.’

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor.. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence .

'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?’

‘He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said...

'A pumpkin? Shit... is it midnight already?'

bwhehehehhehehehehe

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and says,
"Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.

come on now, you sniggered!

The Fat Kids

2009-10-20T08:00:00.000-04:00

Well I still don't have an a key so another paste! I have gotten a couple of mails wondering why I quit posting political well other than my keys being FUBZR I also kinda burned out. By now everyone knows I told you two years ago what asshzts the national Dems were and how simple someone would have to be to vote for them. Hell its like picking on the fat kid anymore. I mean the fat kid knows he's fat, everyone knows. The people who voted Dem know they f*d the dog, everyone knows. It is no secret. I would venture to say that zero voters who are intellectually honest would even consider voting for Obama again or voting for most of the national Dems after seeing what 3 years with them in power has done to a huge vibrant economy and what they have done to destroy every thing this country was built on. It should end up like the first Messiah (Billy Boy) who killed the good economy, raised taxes and all and the Dems didn't vote dem for congress giving the power to the Reps and instantly turning the economy around.

He could have been the hero. He could have gotten the bulk of the troops out of both wars, cut taxes across the board, that would raised the economy put folks back to work and everyone would have had insurance too through their employer, he could have been Reagan, but he decided to be Carter.

Yes I pasted all those a's, if you see a z outta place put an a in there!

ain't that the truth, I never thought I'd live to see people with double digit IQ's vote in a bigger fool than Carter, but I surely have, PT Barnam was CO-rrect!

If they tried to help the people who contribute to the economy as hard as they attack z TV station we'd all be tickled right now, have you ever seen such cowardice? I guess thats what we get when the weak and scared vote.

THE JOB - URINE TEST

Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem). What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

So, here is my Question: Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass - doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'.

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes.
A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.
Thomas Jefferson

Barak didn't get the memo it seems, quadrupling the debt! Seems to be bunches of memo's he didn't get huh?

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
Who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
Thomas Jefferson

We have long established that people who have read the Constitution and like the Democratic Republic we have don't vote Dem so I guess ole TJ is pissin in the wind talking with this bunch of voters.

Pimp Daddy Sage Blog Reveiw

2009-10-19T08:00:00.002-04:00

1: What motivated you to start this blog?

I had been blogging for a while on my other blog (http://ipitw.blogspot.com) and had been closely following a few other Daddy bloggers when the whole community mommy blog thing started up. I got it in my head that the only thing better than a congregation of women/moms was getting a group of cool dads together to actually say some shit that matters….and maybe teach these moms a thing or two about life beyond Pampers, pictures and scrapbooking.

1a. Explain what Hotdads is about.
Hot Dads is a community blog where I have hand selected more than a dozen dads to contribute. There are many different aspects of the blog, but in basic terms it is a place for the guys to vent and talk about things that they might not want to on their personal blogs or talk about things that our, 90% mommy blogger, audience needs to hear….the man’s prospective.

2: Do you feel a certain responsibility to blog daily? If so why?
For the most part, I do feel that I should ensure that there is a new post up Monday through Friday, but it does not always work out that way. I have told all of the contributors that there are no set guidelines or rules as far as when they need to post…It is up to each of us to participate and post when we feel we have something that our readers would like…or if we just need to get something off our chests.

3: Do the comments shape/help shape what you write about?
In a way they do for me…I can’t speak for any of the other guys, but for me…if someone gets on me about being crude, to open, etc…you had better bet your ass that my next post will be worse. I really don’t care what people think of me and started blogging as a sort of journal. I vent and say anything that floats around in my head on my blog…if people comment that they like what I am writing, I check it off in my head as a good topic…but …my blog is for me, not them.

4: Does your family/friends know you blog and do they have access?
Obviously Mariah knows about my blogs and…my disgruntled ex does as well. I cherish the feedback and comments that I get from Mariah as I love knowing how she feels about the things that I write. As for my ex…I am just dodging bullets here. She and her clan of cronies read just about everything that both Mariah and I write, then they interpret it the way they want and serve their new found ‘info’ to my ex…as amo for court. I don’t really care what she knows or brings to court as I am doing nothing wrong and writing about what goes on in my life and in my head. I don’t think any of the kids have read my posts…but can’t be sure about our 18 year old.

5: What makes a good blog to you?
To me, a good blog is one that keeps my attention (which is borderline A.D.D.) and one that seems to be honest and unfiltered. When I read a post that to me seems ‘real’ I will always come back to read more. I could give a shit about how popular they are…in fact I tend to stop reading blogs that get over popular. I also like when blogs mix it up a lot and don’t just blog about 1 or 2 topics. (you will NOT find me at cooking, scrapbooking or baby journal blogs….unless they also talked a lot about other things of interest to me.

6. Would you recommend blogging to your friends in the real world?
I have…but I would never push it. If someone came to me wanting me to explain it to them, I’d be all for it, but I kind of like the fact that the two are pretty much separate.

7. Why/how did you choose your blog name?
Well…for Hot Dads… I think it is pretty obvious

And as for my personal blog, I Pee In The Wind, I thought that the name fit pretty well as I find that I often do things and speak my mind which result in things flying right back at me…then I get to suck it up (not literally) and clean up the mess.

8. Who is the ONE person you most hope will NEVER find this blog?
I actually can’t think of anyone…except maybe my adoptive father. I have posted a few negative things about him and think that he may be hurt by them. But I have been honest and up front with what I say here and would not be ashamed if anyone saw it.

9. Have you ever met with any long time commenters/bloggers/readers?
Yes. I have met 6 people that I knew first through blogging. I REALLY liked 3 or 4 of them and the others were really cool, but I don’t know if in real life we would have ever been friends.

10. Like ever been recognized at the supermarket by someone who reads your blog?
No…not that I know of. I think it would be kind of cool though. I’d be like a celebrity (in real life…not just in my own head)!!!

11. Tell us why we should read Hotdads.

You should read Hot Dads because I feel that with the close to 20 contributors, I have gathered some of the coolest, most honest, humorous, witty and wise daddy bloggers out there. Every day it is something different. I do not have set days for things. There are no restrictions or mandatory subjects for posts…whatever, whenever is kind of my motto and I think the guys like it. As for the audience, What we put out there is great for the moms to read as it reflects some insight into the mind of a dad…what we go through and how we feel. Things may come out that are relevant in their lives, that their husbands have not opened up about. It is also great for guy, married or not, kids or not…we are guys…talking about guy stuff…..who doesn’t want to hear about that?

Hit up Hotdads and give them a little loving. Today is a good day to hit them too its "ask Hotdads Q&A post, submit a Q anytime and get 10 or so opinions!

And hell I write there so you know its gotta be good, even if they did only invite me for my stunning good looks!

Rages Pics picks, Sunday Slides, funny, links,

2009-10-18T07:02:00.000-04:00

Not to good an update HERE, hit it, give a lil.

Breaking News (AP):

This just in!!!

Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!!!

Well the stunningly sexy Rage isn't in town should be an update on her soon she has some news but she sent me these pics before she left of some hottttttttttttt models, y'all might know who they are but I deleted the mail and so I don't know em but they'd surely do in a pinch!

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3.

4. Get armed or forever be a victum!

5. Who is in for that? Well who is in line behind me for that?!

6. I'm likin some B&W pics.
7. This is how I like my construction workers!

8. I'm likin me some mirror pics too!

9. Looks like some of y'alls HNT pic poses!

10. anyone want this kind of attention?

11. You can click it but it wont work! Dammit!

12. L-O-L

13. The perfect woman (no fellas she doesn't talk!) hehehehe

14. Bad Bitch.

15. Unit fun!

16. Take notes* the proper way to serve a beer.

17. Thats funny right there!

18. WOW

There ya go. Hit the link. Pick some fave pics, steal what you want.aaaaa
Be good or good at it.
Y'll Should hit up Hot Dads and play in the Caption Contest!

If Obama Had Told Us Before His Election

2009-10-17T07:51:00.001-04:00

Well I still have no letter before B key so here's another paste.

If Obama Had Told Us Before His Election

If Barack Obama had campaigned on what he has actually done in his first 300 days in office, would he have been elected? That's the question so many are asking today.

If Obama had told us he would appoint 34 czars, reporting only to himself and not vetted or confirmed in the constitutional way, building a powerful unitary executive branch of government, would he have been elected? What if he had told us that his green jobs czar had been a Communist, that the science czar wrote in a college textbook that compulsory "green abortions" are an acceptable way to control population growth and that the diversity czar has spoken publicly of getting white media executives to "step down" in favor of minorities?

If Obama had told us he would take over the automobile industry faster than any socialist dictator ever nationalized an industry, fire the CEO of General Motors and replace him with a Democratic Party campaign contributor, would Obama have been elected? If Obama had campaigned on closing down thousands of profitable car dealers, nearly all Republicans, would we have believed that this vindictive financial retaliation against those who didn't vote for Obama could happen in America?

If Hugo Chavez, the communist who nationalized most of Venezuela's industries, had said before the election that "Comrade Obama" would nationalize the U.S. automobile industry and Chavez would "end up to his right," would anybody have believed it? If talk shows had warned against such a socialist takeover, would the Obama-loving media have accused them of McCarthyism?

If Obama had told us he would spend $3 billion in a Cash for Clunkers program that would use taxpayers' funds to buy mostly foreign cars and grind up the used American cars traded in to make them unusable, would he have been elected?

If Obama had told us that his stimulus package is a sham because it does not create private-sector jobs (as a tax cut would do), so that the unemployment rate has risen to nearly 10 percent, with 15 million Americans unemployed plus another 11 million underemployed, could he have been elected?

If Obama had told us his Supreme Court pick would be a woman who said repeatedly that a "Latina woman" would make better decisions than "a white male," that his pick for chief State Department lawyer would be a transnationalist who wants to integrate foreign law into law binding on U.S. citizens and that his pick for regulations czar argues that animals are entitled to have lawyers to sue humans in court, would Obama have been elected?

If we had known that Obama would be totally incompetent as commander-in-chief of his chosen war in Afghanistan, and would not speak to the general in the field for 70 days, ignoring his dire report for six weeks, would Obama have been elected?

If Obama had told us he would have the government guarantee 90 percent of all U.S. mortgages, imposing $5 trillion in off-budget debt on U.S. taxpayers who had faithfully made their own mortgage payments, would he have been elected? And what if Obama had told us he would have the taxpayers take over 80 percent of all student loans at a cost of $1 trillion over the next decade?

If Obama had told us that he would make the U.S. government a major shareholder in Citigroup (one of the world's largest banks), would you have believed he could get away with this socialist takeover?

If Obama had admitted that his health care plan would include the same provisions for which he ran negative TV ads against Hillary Clinton (a federal mandate requiring every American to buy health insurance) and against John McCain (a tax on high-cost employer-based plans), would Obama have been elected?

And what if Obama had told us that his federal health plan would pay for all abortions without regard to the Hyde Amendment and provide full health care (including private doctor visits) to immigrants without requiring proof of legal residence?

If Obama had campaigned on increasing federal spending and debt from a multibillion-dollar level to multitrillions, would he have been elected? And what if Obama had told us that his promise to "spread the wealth around" would balloon his first year's budget deficit to $1.6 trillion?

If Obama had told us that his promise to "spread the wealth around" meant wiping out the Republican welfare reform of 1996 and increasing annual welfare spending by 39 percent to almost $1 trillion a year by the end of his first term, would he have been elected?

If Obama had declared during his campaign that his first major speech abroad would be to the Muslim world and that he would proclaim in Muslim Turkey that "one of the great strengths of the United States is ... we do not consider ourselves a Christian nation," would he have been elected?

Sure he would have. All of those things only matter to people with common sense who actually pay attention and care about the state of THE WHOLE COUNTRY,not just themselves. The people who pay attention and care didn't vote for Obama.

Yes he would have, weak simple minded people elect weak simple minded leaders, these people by and large voted for Obama.

new HNT, links, funny

2009-10-16T08:00:00.000-04:00

The Husband Store*

A store that sells *new husbands* has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

"You may visit this store *ONLY ONCE!* There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

*Floor 1* - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

*Floor 2* - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

*Floor 3* - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

*Floor 4* - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.*

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

* Floor 5* - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

*Floor 6* - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE.

*Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store*.

*PLEASE NOTE:*

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a *New Wives store* just across the street...

The first floor has *wives that love sex*.

The second floor *has wives that love sex and have money and like beer*.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

WOW this I'm calling as hottest week ever!
Sheeeeeeesh
Y'all are some sexy folks!

Bunch of newbies too!

HERE

HERE

HERE

HERE

Since there were 10 stellar ones that qualified I'm not going to put up any! Hit the new folks and speak! I'm positive the super sexy Vixen has some delightful wonderfullness over there, or hell go to Os and just go down the list!

Here is one non HNT hotnesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss the one I sent y'll to earlier, her dad is improving.......you don't wanna miss this!! HERE

Toleja!

Guest, Hnt, Redneck Womn

2009-10-14T23:23:00.000-04:00

Gottz love some rednekkidness!

Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type
No I can't swig that sweet champagne
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me
But I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip

Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Victoria's Secret
Well their stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy
As those models on TV
No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy
A little too hard core
But get in my neck of the woods
I'm just the girl next door

Hey I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I Said Hell Yeah

Of course you can see it HERE

Click for guest!

How bout a hell yeah!!!!

That click is what you get trying to outrun the timer!

Secret Box

2009-10-14T08:00:00.000-04:00

This is the secret box. I stole it from the super sexy and groovy Shelle.

So here's what to do. Put your secret in the secret box. Naughty, nice, funny whatever.

So comment, with your secret or a secret. You can own it or you can comment Anonymous. Either way suits me. The other times and places it has been done it was worth following comments or coming back to see what secrets were exposed. Put your secrets in, comment on other secrets!!

Fell free to comment on others secrets too!

Go get em, have a good hump!

funny, Happy Birthday, links

2009-10-13T08:03:00.001-04:00

Well still no new keyboard. So some more pastes! How fun!

First go see the super duper sexy Laken, shes 25 today!!!!!! Woot woot, damn i wish it was me!

Then if you didn't yesterday go tell April good luck at the doc!

WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR JOBS - Some of these are priceless
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan'all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."

2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."

4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."

5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is beautiful)

7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."

8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."

9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, when asked why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."

10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is."

11. Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature even in January)

12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him,'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care."

13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."

14. Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips,
when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye.."

15. Bobby Bowden, Florida States football coach, when asked why
he didn't invest in condos, said, "I am too old to use them now."

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How frickin true is this????????

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a
little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the
cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the
eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A
reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm
a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the
front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation
do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The
journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

Have z big ole Tuesday. Hit the damn links!

Stats, funny, links,

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Well more cut and pasting, hopefully my new keyboard will be here today!!! Trellis shipping today too!

If I knew how to make an award I would make the "worst ailment award"! I'd give it to April! Maybe y'all can help her out! Hit that.

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Funny, but true to a T

A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm
still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are
going.. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect
me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were
in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

Sunday Slides, Rages Pics picks, funny,

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At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.
While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."

“Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.

“What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"

"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
"We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO.

"Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."

hehehehehhee

Rage sent us some athletes for this weeks picks!

1. Tough to hate when she plays with balls for a livin!

Jenny Finch, Team US.

2. You can drive my car anyime.

Danaka Patrick, race car driver

3. Hell I'd let her hit me with her racket!

anna Kournikova Tennis Player

4. Sweet wheels.

5. Cool pic.

6. Oh goddamn

7. Meowwwwwwwww

8. Better benefit than 2 weeks vacation!

9. say my name baby...........

10. Sweet ink. Good boobs too!

11. I'm in lust.

12. LOL

13. any takers?

14. hehehehehehehe

15. Isn't Jenna delightful?

16. My next 22 paychecks say this is cracka! any takers?

17. Go boy.

Well there you go. Pick some faves, steal whatch want. Hit up the caption contest @ HotDads. Have groovy football/nascar Sunday!