Lame!

Secure Gmail isn't user-friendly

2008-08-15T19:53:00.002-05:00

For the last couple of days, my Gmail Notifier hasn't been working. Not an extreme problem, but a huge annoyance. After some trusty Googling, I came across this. So you mean to tell me that if I want secure Gmail, I can't use my Gmail Notifier? That's lame. Sure enough, I turned off the feature, and ta-da we're back in business. So, if anyone else is having this problem, this solves it. But I'm not happy about it.

Double Posting

2008-08-14T07:07:00.001-05:00

I'm sorry if you get double posts, btw. I'm new to this and still trying to figure it out. lol

Again?!

2008-08-14T07:06:00.001-05:00

Didn't this just happen not too long ago? What's going on over there?

Slow lame day

2008-08-12T20:22:00.004-05:00

I don't know about you, but it seems to me like nothing much is going around the interwebs today....

Except for the Woz getting married! Again! This would be number 4, I believe. And no, it's not Kathy Griffin. Though that would have been awesome.

Let's see what else is going on...

Britney wore a white bra with a black shirt. Fashion faux-pas.
And what is up with that purse? Is that... is that a speaker? It is, isn't it? You got that in the toy department at Walmart, didn't you? You can't fool me.

Smart People came out on DVD today. Never heard of it before. The reviews are positive. What I don't understand is, there are a lot of famous people in this movie; why wasn't it promoted better? Just because it was in Sundance doesn't mean you're too cool to talk about it.

Apparently the "experts" aren't employed by the New York Times.

Angelina Jolie replaced Tom Cruise in a movie role. Lame... not! I'll take Angie over crazy Tom any day. What if he forgot to take his meds and started jumping on the furniture again? Do you know how much it cost Oprah to get that couch clean? Well, probably nothing. She's f'n Oprah. But that's besides the point.

And the lamest of them all.

I always knew Kanye was a tool...cough, I mean, a puppet... cough, sorry. Something in my throat.

All in all, a good day.

Later, dudes.

2008-08-11T19:26:00.003-05:00

Let's find out what's lame in the news today, shall we?

Anyone see a problem with this? If not, you're lame.

Some totally NOT lame news:

Now, I'm just like everyone else, and I love me some Girls Next Door sometimes, but I've always hated the fact that brunettes were never really featured on the show. I know that Hef prefers blondes, yada, yada, yada..... or does he?
Dasha Astafieva, a brunette Ukranian model, has apparantly caught Hef's eye. Hef met Dasha when she was brought to the mansion to be a judge to choose the next New Year's issue covermodel. Fur's going to fly soon, I guarantee it. Especially from Holly. She's been Hef's main girlfriend for years, and has been hoping to have a baby with him for just as long. She is not going to give up easy, folks. I hope she gets on the show, so we can all watch the fight.

Look familiar to anyone? Thankfully it didn't happen to me, but I can imagine how awful it was. Google, you don't let us down very often, but when you do, you really let us fall on our asses, don't you? I'm ashamed of you. >.<

Last but not least: a personal Lame.

My cat peed on my laptop case. Epic fail.

Wolfmother broke up!

2008-08-11T12:10:00.001-05:00

Sent from my iPhone

Hayden Panettiere Has a Wife-Beater for a Dad

2008-08-11T11:37:00.001-05:00

Poor little Hayden. As if life weren't hard enough dating a rich, gorgeous, older man, her dad has to turn out to be an asshole. Apparently, the Heroes star and her family went to the Whaleman Foundation Benefit at Eva Longoria's Beso and afterwards, Alan Panettiere struck his wife, Lesley, in the face. The reason? She "disrespected" him at the party. What the hell could she have possibly done? Flashed her boobies? Made out with the staff? Who knows, but I'm sure the reason will surface soon.

BTW: Violence is lame.... unless it's in the movies. Then it's cool.

Heidi, Spencer, Pete Wentz F'N MTV ad

2008-08-10T09:09:00.005-05:00

This is the lamest commercial I have ever seen. First of all, chill out about the sparkling water. You suck face on TV with him, but he can't have a sip of your drink? How does he resist the urge to slap her in the face? I know I couldn't.

Speidi: dumb. You know they came up with that themselves because no one cares enough about these two enough to come up with a catchy nickname. And I'm pretty sure a certain superhero had it first.

So apparently the premise of this show is to show more music videos. You know how they came up with the name F'N MTV? From all of the people yelling that when they would tune into MTV to see a music video and instead were bombarded with spoiled rich kids, self-proclaimed jackasses, and more "Yo mama" jokes than you thought existed.

I have to hand it to MTV for trying to live up to it's name, but I don't think my Tivo will be filled with F'N MTV anytime soon.

Oh, and BTW: Pete Wentz looks better in eyeliner than I do, and that makes me sad... and creeped out.

First!

2008-08-10T08:19:00.002-05:00

So you think you know what's cool? You think you know what's uncool? Think again. Trends come and go faster than you can imagine. I'm here to help you through these ever-changing trends, including fashion, entertainment, web sites, and much, much more.

And I'm more than willing to take suggestions. If you're convinced something is lame, or shouldn't be labeled as lame, by all means, let me know! :-)

Stay cool.

Oh, and btw: saying "First!" is lame.