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A lovely weblog brought to you by two lazy French students: Kevin &amp; Alex</description><title>What The Five?</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @wtfive)</generator><link>http://whatthefive.net/</link><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/whatthefive" type="application/rss+xml" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" /><item><title>Five ways to sound smarter than you are (among non-geek people)</title><description>Speak French! (works only outside French speaking countries)&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
“You should really check out the last [any museum of modern art] exhibition” &lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
“This year’s Palme d’Or is a masterpiece!” &lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
“Star Wars is for geeks!” &lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
“Have you read the last list from WT5?”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/whatthefive/~4/DIodI_RoL-s" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://whatthefive.net/post/41119211</link><guid>http://whatthefive.net/post/41119211</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:16:26 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Five great Cohen brothers movies</title><description>The Big Lebowski&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Fargo&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
O’Brother, Where art thou?&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Barton Fink&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Millers Crossing&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/whatthefive/~4/55uOCKHjGQk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://whatthefive.net/post/40647790</link><guid>http://whatthefive.net/post/40647790</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:57:00 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Five Star Wars quotes</title><description>The force will be with you, young Luke. Always.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
I am your father, Luke.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Noooooooo!&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
huuuu (that would be chewbacca speaking)&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
I have a bad feeling about this…&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/whatthefive/~4/dYeYY6n5I-M" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://whatthefive.net/post/40602437</link><guid>http://whatthefive.net/post/40602437</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:40:00 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Five great Tarantino movies with good music and a lot of blood</title><description>Reservoir Dogs&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Pulp Fiction&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Jackie Brown&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Kill Bill&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Death Proof&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/whatthefive/~4/6tI2N8r9ZEY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://whatthefive.net/post/40338181</link><guid>http://whatthefive.net/post/40338181</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:43:00 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Five ways to ruin your life</title><description>Kick Chuck Norris in the ass.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Buy some Yahoo! stocks. Now.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Dance like a drunk jedi and make a movie out of it.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Pee against the wind.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Never read WT5?. Oops, too late.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/whatthefive/~4/wIPYreNcVsI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://whatthefive.net/post/40334298</link><guid>http://whatthefive.net/post/40334298</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:53:06 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Five reasons IM is better than real chat (as in real-life talking)</title><description>Copy-paste&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Try saying Sigur Rós’ “()”…&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
You can’t (usually) be naked when you talk to people. And being naked while chatting with people is awesome.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
IM’s history (which sometimes can be a bad thing, too, actually)&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
It just doesn’t matter if you’re “socially awkward” when you chat online&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/whatthefive/~4/NfvW3uB-ON4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://whatthefive.net/post/40109449</link><guid>http://whatthefive.net/post/40109449</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:23:13 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Five TV Shows that shouldn’t have ended</title><description>The Sopranos&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Arrested Development&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Freaks and Geeks&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Flight of the Conchords&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/whatthefive/~4/wtje5W3q0dk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://whatthefive.net/post/39979535</link><guid>http://whatthefive.net/post/39979535</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:41:23 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Five ways to fail at picking up girls</title><description>Quote Star Wars or any other so-called “geeky” movie&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
You like sex?&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
How much?&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Have you seen the last Diggnation episode?&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
What’s up, dude?&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/whatthefive/~4/X6ldNkabWmk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://whatthefive.net/post/39881999</link><guid>http://whatthefive.net/post/39881999</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:15:54 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Five “awesome” characters from TV shows (this is totally subjective, as usual)</title><description>Fonzie from “Happy Days” &lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Joey from “Friends” &lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Barney from “How I Met Your Mother” &lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Ari from “Entourage” &lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Benjamin from “Lost”&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/whatthefive/~4/8zU6AIFlbwM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://whatthefive.net/post/39836362</link><guid>http://whatthefive.net/post/39836362</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:16:00 +0200</pubDate><category>tv</category></item><item><title>Five of the best Sofia Coppola movies</title><description>Lost In Translation&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Marie Antoinette&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
The Virgin Suicides&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Tipping the Velvet (coming soon to a theater near you)&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
[her fifth movie]&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/whatthefive/~4/kGvcr-eVVm0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://whatthefive.net/post/39707320</link><guid>http://whatthefive.net/post/39707320</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:45:28 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Five different characters by Rainn Wilson</title><description>Xena Warrior Princess www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW7sItXhFVo&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
MacGyver www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JODlW1EKd4&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Paulie Walnuts from The Sopranos www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbSJrxH0W4U&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb0pAj3VdPM&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Dwight Schrute from The Office www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Wl-N9iOts&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/whatthefive/~4/17Bs9SZrJeU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://whatthefive.net/post/39706485</link><guid>http://whatthefive.net/post/39706485</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:35:00 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Five Sigur Rós albums that will make you move to Iceland</title><description>Von&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Ágætis byrjun&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
( )&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Takk…&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Með Suð í Eyrum Við Spilum Endalaust&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/whatthefive/~4/06TqW-RnQyg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://whatthefive.net/post/39534142</link><guid>http://whatthefive.net/post/39534142</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:52:00 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Five things to do when you're drunk (and that you'll regret the morning after)</title><description>TEXT! Anyone will do.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Run in circles naked. Outside.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Take pictures of yourself with your sober friend’s camera.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Call your parents (or your boss).&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Post something on your blog. Damnit !&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/whatthefive/~4/DZ2xIEx-qF8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://whatthefive.net/post/39420058</link><guid>http://whatthefive.net/post/39420058</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:28:42 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Five incredible things you didn’t know about yourself</title><description>We love you.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
You’re awesome.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
You’re the best.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
We couldn’t have done this without you.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
We don’t publish a new post until we know for sure you’re gonna read it.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/whatthefive/~4/8967BtJGmcE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://whatthefive.net/post/39255775</link><guid>http://whatthefive.net/post/39255775</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:00:17 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Five Woody Allen quotes</title><description>Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said ‘no’.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
I do not believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
94.5% of all statistics are made up.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/whatthefive/~4/7TzlVf4fCJA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://whatthefive.net/post/39194039</link><guid>http://whatthefive.net/post/39194039</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:04:39 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Five reasons to come here every morning</title><description>It's a great concept. &lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
It's fun. Well, sometimes it is. &lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Come on, you already read this cereal box three times today. &lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
You'll be able to actually say something to this good looking girl that works with you. &lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Ask Beethoven for the fifth.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/whatthefive/~4/BWnacMCkVmc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://whatthefive.net/post/39077794</link><guid>http://whatthefive.net/post/39077794</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:59:50 +0200</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
