WT5? A lovely weblog brought to you by two lazy French students: Kevin & AlexTumblr (3.0; @wtfive)http://whatthefive.net/Speak French! (works only outside French speaking countries)<br /> “You should really check out the last [any museum of modern art] exhibition” <br /> “This year’s Palme d’Or is a masterpiece!” <br /> “Star Wars is for geeks!” <br /> “Have you read the last list from WT5?”http://whatthefive.net/post/41119211http://whatthefive.net/post/41119211Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:16:26 +0200The Big Lebowski<br /> Fargo<br /> O’Brother, Where art thou?<br /> Barton Fink<br /> Millers Crossinghttp://whatthefive.net/post/40647790http://whatthefive.net/post/40647790Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:57:00 +0200The force will be with you, young Luke. Always.<br /> I am your father, Luke.<br /> Noooooooo!<br /> huuuu (that would be chewbacca speaking)<br /> I have a bad feeling about this…http://whatthefive.net/post/40602437http://whatthefive.net/post/40602437Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:40:00 +0200Reservoir Dogs<br /> Pulp Fiction<br /> Jackie Brown<br /> Kill Bill<br /> Death Proofhttp://whatthefive.net/post/40338181http://whatthefive.net/post/40338181Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:43:00 +0200Kick Chuck Norris in the ass.<br /> Buy some Yahoo! stocks. Now.<br /> Dance like a drunk jedi and make a movie out of it.<br /> Pee against the wind.<br /> Never read WT5?. Oops, too late.http://whatthefive.net/post/40334298http://whatthefive.net/post/40334298Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:53:06 +0200Copy-paste<br /> Try saying Sigur Rós’ “()”…<br /> You can’t (usually) be naked when you talk to people. And being naked while chatting with people is awesome.<br /> IM’s history (which sometimes can be a bad thing, too, actually)<br /> It just doesn’t matter if you’re “socially awkward” when you chat onlinehttp://whatthefive.net/post/40109449http://whatthefive.net/post/40109449Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:23:13 +0200The Sopranos<br /> Arrested Development<br /> Freaks and Geeks<br /> Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip<br /> Flight of the Conchordshttp://whatthefive.net/post/39979535http://whatthefive.net/post/39979535Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:41:23 +0200Quote Star Wars or any other so-called “geeky” movie<br /> You like sex?<br /> How much?<br /> Have you seen the last Diggnation episode?<br /> What’s up, dude?http://whatthefive.net/post/39881999http://whatthefive.net/post/39881999Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:15:54 +0200Fonzie from “Happy Days” <br /> Joey from “Friends” <br /> Barney from “How I Met Your Mother” <br /> Ari from “Entourage” <br /> Benjamin from “Lost”http://whatthefive.net/post/39836362http://whatthefive.net/post/39836362Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:16:00 +0200tvLost In Translation<br /> Marie Antoinette<br /> The Virgin Suicides<br /> Tipping the Velvet (coming soon to a theater near you)<br /> [her fifth movie]http://whatthefive.net/post/39707320http://whatthefive.net/post/39707320Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:45:28 +0200Xena Warrior Princess www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW7sItXhFVo<br /> MacGyver www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JODlW1EKd4<br /> Paulie Walnuts from The Sopranos www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbSJrxH0W4U<br /> Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb0pAj3VdPM<br /> Dwight Schrute from The Office www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Wl-N9iOtshttp://whatthefive.net/post/39706485http://whatthefive.net/post/39706485Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:35:00 +0200Von<br /> Ágætis byrjun<br /> ( )<br /> Takk…<br /> Með Suð í Eyrum Við Spilum Endalausthttp://whatthefive.net/post/39534142http://whatthefive.net/post/39534142Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:52:00 +0200TEXT! Anyone will do.<br /> Run in circles naked. Outside.<br /> Take pictures of yourself with your sober friend’s camera.<br /> Call your parents (or your boss).<br /> Post something on your blog. Damnit !http://whatthefive.net/post/39420058http://whatthefive.net/post/39420058Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:28:42 +0200We love you.<br /> You’re awesome.<br /> You’re the best.<br /> We couldn’t have done this without you.<br /> We don’t publish a new post until we know for sure you’re gonna read it.http://whatthefive.net/post/39255775http://whatthefive.net/post/39255775Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:00:17 +0200Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.<br /> Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.<br /> A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said ‘no’.<br /> I do not believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.<br /> 94.5% of all statistics are made up.http://whatthefive.net/post/39194039http://whatthefive.net/post/39194039Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:04:39 +0200It's a great concept. <br /> It's fun. Well, sometimes it is. <br /> Come on, you already read this cereal box three times today. <br /> You'll be able to actually say something to this good looking girl that works with you. <br /> Ask Beethoven for the fifth.http://whatthefive.net/post/39077794http://whatthefive.net/post/39077794Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:59:50 +0200