What the heck is going on?

Now They’re Worrying About Frogs’ Balls!!!!

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 07:33:43 +0000

This is complete insanity. According to CNN, Atrazine, a widely used weed killer is turning those horny little frog boys into frigid little frog girls, and I only have one thing to say…..“Who gives a shit?!!!”

“Researchers found that long-term exposure to low levels of Atrazine — 2.5 parts per billion of water — emasculated three-quarters of laboratory frogs and turned one in 10 into females. Scientists believe the pesticide interferes with endocrine hormones, such as estrogen and testosterone.”

Really, so now we have transsexual frogs. Only in this country could people spend millions to find out why frogs aren’t fucking anymore, while people are losing their homes and being forced to live in shelters.

This is why I don’t vote anymore, they’re all crooks!!!!

Read the whole article here if you want.

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Jail Better Than Freezing To Death

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 04:41:07 +0000

The homeless in Oklahoma City have decided jail is a better alternative than the streets or shelters, during this dramatic cold weather gripping the country.

Personally I don’t blame them. Staying outside in this weather is sure to kill you and homeless shelters aren’t that much safer. But some of the homeless in Oklahoma City have been making a habit of this for years. They commit petty crimes that will ensure they get at leat 30 days in jail. Thee they are given three hot meals a day, a warm place to live and any medical attention they need.

I’m sure this is happening all over the country and not just where it is bitterly cold. If you think about it, they’ve been in and out of the system already, society looks down on them and treats them like dirt, I’d rather have the jails take care of me than die of exposure or worse on the street.

You can check out the whole story here.

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Hitler—-”WTF is Wrong with My Ass DunKoff?!!”

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 03:42:30 +0000

Hitler is told he has a banana shoved up his ass!!!

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Hitler Needs to Take a Crap…….Where’s The Toilet Paper?!!!

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 03:38:10 +0000

Hitler has an ass problem!!!!!!!!

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Hitler Hears about the USA-Canada Hockey Game

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 03:25:13 +0000

Boy he really gets pissed at this shit!!!!!!!!!

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Video: Hitler Reacts To Scott Brown Election Win

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 10:40:16 +0000

This is just too friggin funny…………it gets old after a couple of minutes but it’ll make you piss your pants…..

Hitler really is an ass!!!!

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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno…..umm Lame-o

Mike Devito — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:14:50 +0000

Well bye, bye NBC.

So the Chin is back at 11:30…….wow, and I’ll be checkin out HBO. I love how Leno gets on the air and says it isn’t his fault. Hello!!!, Bitch…..it is your fault when you left a year ago and decided you wanted to jump right back in to things asshole.

You know, after you screwed Letterman out of the job in the 90s, Carson didn’t threaten NBC by saying he was going to a new network like you did when you left the Tonight Show. He didn’t take the 10PM slot, every friggin night, with a show, like you did.

And you knew the show at 10 PM was for shit. You also knew that as a leading into the Tonight Show, after local news, you could sabotage Conan just by showing up every night and shoving that fucking Chin into everyone’s faces.

Bad Boy!!!

Prediction……..

Leno will never beat out Letterman again in the ratings.

See ya Lame-o

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Kennedy’s Liberal Senate Seat Now Republican, Oh Snap!

Mike Devito — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:00:29 +0000

So the Republican dude won the Senate seat old Teddy Kennedy occupied since Moses was still shitting in a sheet. Even before Teddy that particular Senate seat for the Commonwealth of Massachusets was held by a democratic since 1953 when JFK was elected to the Senate.

So lets see thats ……hmm……..Oh shit, 57 years, wow………thats the about the average life expectency for a lot of countries, unfortunately.

Rahm, “Do what I want or I’ll fist fuck yo ass” Emmanuele, the President’s top assassin, must be shitting the proverbial brick, or maybe more appropriately, one of those 3000 pages pieces of legislation,……… man that must hurt huh, Rahm the Ram?

So what does all this mean for the Dems and El Presidente?

Maybe nothing. Look I don’t care if the President screwed the pooch at every corner, the bottom line is if jobs start to be created the President is probably a shoe in for re-election. People personally like him, I mean he seems to be a cool dude.

Of course cool or not, unless we start getting some fuckin jobs created and unemployement down, especially in inner cities where Obama rules, he’s going to be looking for book deals come January 2013.

Lets see, October 2012 Jobs report is released the first Friday in November, that would be November 2, 2012. Election day is Novermber 6, 2012. If its close, maybe the labor department gets a visit from arian looking mother fuckin spooks from the CIA or NSA. Think I’m nuts? OK, I know what I know, you believe what you want.

In any case if we start seeing sustained employment growth leading into the election, Obama’s in for another four years.

But all of this is moot if the Republicans take back the House or Senate during the midterm elections in Nov 2010. So far since Obama has been elected the Dems have lost one Senate seat, Kennedy’s and one Governor, New Jersey, to the hated “neo nazi republicans who want to secretly form a military dictatorship and breed humans with sheep so they obey big brother more!”………..LOL yeah right.

My advice to the President,….. forget about your principles for a while and do whatever has to be done to have 3-4- solid months of job growth leading into Nov 2010, otherwise you ain’t getting much done in 2011 and 2012 and maybe even beyond.

Peace Brothers and Sisters

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Leno and His Chin are Screwing All of Late Night

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 03:38:33 +0000

I really feel sorry for Conan O’Brien, I really do. He should have never left 12:35 AM time slot. Quite frankly his humor is more suited to the younger somewhat more educated and open minded crowd, you know what I mean. Not the obese, sausage eating, bumblefuck idiot, married my first cousin, crowd that actually thinks the Chin is funny. ……and you know what else I’ve now realized, the Chin is really a conniving bitch.

Whats with this guy?

No kids, supposedly married, works constantly. (In case you don’t know even when he was doing the Tonight Show, he also continued to do stand up on his off days and on hiatus). No scandals either with the Chin, he doesn’t cheat on his “wife”, he doesn’t do meth, no heavy drinking, no run ins with the police, I don’t even think he smokes weed. What!!!, he’s too fucking normal. Something very deep is seriously fucked up, in my humble opinion.

I think he’s one of those megalomaniacs, if that’s how you spell it?

The Chin screwed Letterman 18 years ago when Carson left, and now he screwing Conan, that poor, six foot six freak of fuckin’ nature,red head, bastard. I’ll admit I am bias. I really dislike the Chin, no really, Leno’s chin. It fucking deformed people!!! You could land a fucking B52 on that thing, shit!

So how is this all going to play out, who are the winners and losers? Well here’s my take…..

The Chin………..LUHU….UHU….ZERRRRRRRRR!!!!

Conan O’Brien…………………………………..WINNER!!!!

Right now financially he might actually be in a good position. He could be looking at a nice settlement on his contract, and not have to do anything for a while, maybe take over for Letterman eventually. Of course lets face it all of these people are filthy fuckin rich, so I’m not shedding a tear for any of them when it comes to money.

Ferguson ….the guy that come after Letterman….

This motherfucker’s in trouble. I’ll tell you why. The best bet for O’Brien is to position himself as Letterman’s successor, it make sense, same crowd basically, same type of humor. Wonder how much CBS would give him to replace Ferguson.

Prediction:

The Chin gets back the Tonight Show, never ends up beating Letterman again, then slowly dies a long painful death. Maybe in the last episode the the Chin’s chin could be rigged to explode or maybe little people come out of it after being trapped for decades…….who knows I really don’t give a shit either. But I really think the Tonight Show franchise is finished, thanks to the Chin.

Conan ends up replacing Ferguson, who is funny in my opinion, and takes the 12:30 slot on CBS and waits for Letterman to retire. No way he goes to Fox………does he really want to be known as “the Fascist Comic”…..I think not.

So there you have it,

Jay’s a Dick,
Conan’s got class for not taking NBC’s 12:05 offer, and
Letterman is still the Fucking King!!!!

Cast Your Vote………Who will you watch?…………Conan or the Chin?

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Pat Robertson, an Ignorant Simpleton

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 02:19:02 +0000

Pat Robertson has said that the tragic earthquake that has virtually destroyed Haiti and taken unknown thousand of lives is because they made a pact with the devil!!!

Here’s the quote:

“The Haitians were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, ‘We will serve you if you will get us free from the French.’ True story. And so, the devil said, ‘OK, it’s a deal.’ “

Listen, this guy Robertson is a total fucking idiot. I mean this guy has to be either insane and deranged or the most ignorant simpleton on the face of the earth. What is even more alarming is how many fucking morons take this guy seriously, you know the so called “moral majority.” His “700 Club” show has got to be the most bizarre show on TV or Radio, I don’t even know where it is and have no fucking desire to know.

This is the same guy that said Hurricane Katrina was God’s punishment to America and New Orleans. What I want to know is how anyone who is not strung out on PCP or suckin that glass dick crack pipe, can even take a syllable of what this guy says as anything but dangerously insane. I mean lock this dumbass bitch up is some cell, he deserves it.

You can read the rest of the article on this asshole Robertson here if you want.

Please consider donating a dollar or two to the Red Cross to help the situation in Haiti.

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